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Beauty!, me likey

goldfish80: I hope this makes the front page for your sake or you could take the bull by the horn and put up α bill board at any busy junction with your number asking Odera to call you.You can aswell get a facebook page running with the title 'Find Odera' or open a seprate thread for this... Lolz best of luck bruv

No be small thing o my bro, jus like the op was saying, I had no reason nt to ask her for her number which she was waiting to scream @ d top of her voice to me... I guess sometimes u re nt just in d mood.

Well to save the op from yuzedo.... I hv experienced such,met a very sweet gal in a taxi, we had a very innocent and brief chat...later that day being the tallest guy standing in diamond banks banking hall, someone tapped me @ my back and lo and behold it was same fair tall gal, so when I was through with my withdrawal, I waited for her to be through...meanwhile looking over @ d mirror I will always catch her taking a glimpse @ me and she will smile... Leaving the bank, during the stroll found out she was heading same place with me, everything was jus happening like we were meant to meet each other that day on the way we talked bout a lot of things from family to her takes on various issues, @ a point she told me she feels she has known me her lifetime...well to cut the long story short I didn't collect collect odera's(yea I still remember her name) number and I got down from d taxi...when I was telling her I hope to see her around someother time she was looking @ me like I was forgetting something, I knew I should ask her for her number buh I didn't...well I hope she sees this...

Its one of the most special days in the year for me because its a day I show my mum how much I love her...............its her birthday today..

@op. I had same problem with my gal, she was so into me and the whole choking thing, but I never realised how much I loved her till she stopped and gave me some space...I advise u give that guy some space if he loves u he will come looking for u, if he doesn't its a good riddance

@op, my people have these saying that " a child that removes his mouth from the mothers breast should not say the mother didn't give him food". Don't bring trouble upon yourself, she is married for christ sake. And have you seen this woman in question before?. U can't just trust people that way my brother...

jay bee: Anyone that can be bought is cheap.
Being cheap is relative so long as you have a price

Everyone has a price my dear

Well they are so many, buh I can remember stealing my mums perfume that she bought in yankee and gave to her as a birthday present ..

BIGVAJINA: i stole my dad's boxer shorts for a guy.
i laugh any time i recall that. drop yours

OMG!! ..laff don scarra my belle oo..

[quote author=Mynd_44]Hello I am new here. Please welcome me[/quote]Oloshi......u d great warrior of e battles....vamoose here before u corrupt this new innocent un suspecting nlanders

The girl bu doctors prescription, 3 times in a day

Temi u can't fight this battle alone, go get dat idowu babe and victory is certain....worn out puny

ITbomb: Switch on your bluetooth

Badddoookwe amuka.

Nextworldnx: In the begining
God created the heaven and earth
And he rested
He later created man, and he rested
He then created woman, and since then
Both God and Man haven't found rest.

.................................
Something for Men to ponder over!

Lmao.... U just gave me a good laugh now man

candieangel12: Barney is a purple dinosaur...
Where in these pictures is he dressed like a purple dinosaur

Seconded

Here is d result for the e-battle between marram idowu and oka alterego.....and d winner isssssss ALTER!!!... Nna mehn alter that last yab too Baad!! Gaun!! Marram don tire Pls am just d referee oo

Don't ask him dat silly question...can't he have friends (concubines) again??. Well u missed your chance, wait till you see the gal again maybe ontop your acclaimed fiance

I percieve scam here.... fellow nlanders its been confirmed na SCAM

livialives: Hi Guys! Registered late last year but just coming online this year!

Hope to make some friends here as this is how I can connect to Nigeria from US

Maybe u will post a thread by this time next year ......just like me ..u welcome

ItsModella: Ok, who enjoys the smell of their fart?

Especially those silent smelly oness YES!!

[quote author=acidosis™]*shocked*

What a question!![/quote]No place in bible kicked against premarital sex, I stand to be corrected

This is a topic of big bother, I have read the bible and never saw fornication, all I see is adulterey and men shouldn't sleep with other mens wives...so I ask again is fornication really a sin

Never be d nice guy.....NEVER AGAIN!!

Well I had my first relationship in my jss1,buh my first kiss was I think in nursery sch behind the locker, can't really remember her name, while my first ever touching up a woman so close and .......... was in my primary one..ebere nwa..well sweet old days