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pinceprinz:
You ordered for sh*t and I gladly obliged yo call. So, what now?

If you are gonna troll, just be creative about it..

Anyways, I think it's enough.. Nice trolling man..

pinceprinz:
I didn't know her pussee is an ATM machine oh Chai! Wetin we no go we for Afrika sef, pussee vomiting money asif water dey fall from dispenser Kudos to her juju .

Just look at what you typed, man.

saxby:
Just like that??

we`re talking of a wife here and not ordinary girlfriend o

She's already made up her mind.. I can't deal with that..

It's only if I see that she's genuinely let go..

Silkmoth33:
broda make up ur mind nah! You can't eat your cake and have it!

Okay chief. Thanks.

pinceprinz:
Don't bother! Your sugar mamma's pusseee is wide enof

I know right? It's wide enough to pay your bills.
But nah, she'll pass..

iamdurent:
And never quote me in ur whole tattered lifespan again!

Bye Felicia.

Calm down dude! This is a faceless forum where nobody really gives a fvck about how cocky/rude or dope you pretend to be..

Stop forming alpha here.. I won't r reply you again cos I know your type.. Trust me, I'm a dude you don't wanna fvck with.

pinceprinz:
Yes sah, but next time don't forget to lock your thread with a password.

I'll need a cvnt to do that and I think you fit just perfect.. .. # I'mJustBeingHonest

iamdurent:
Okay
somebody tell me who the hell is dis sonofabitch!!

Look me in the eyeballs, boy, you need yaba left more than me. You're in 20's eyeing a woman twice yo age?

Boy, you a mess.

Infact, you shud be chained, dragged to yaba left nd dump there fo' d rest of ur life while you wait for yo everlasting punishment from d good Lord.

Lol.. Okay.

orieoda:
Oponu...afofungbemu

Sorry man.. I feel your pain. ...

pinceprinz:
How is that now my own wahala? Na me fukc am for u?

The question is directed to the people that want to give advice..

gamaliel121:
If u like her...run her.....


Age should not be a barrier.....

I like her but the age difference is much..

Though I have a thing for older ladies but not this much difference..

I will let her go, she's not mine.

iamdurent:
Booooooo-hari!!


Kai, fvck up president

Okay, I understand your condition..
There is a solution at Yaba, just make a turning by the left. You should be okay after few months..
Enjoy!

Hello all,

I'm in my mid 20s and I've been crushing on this lovely lady, she's 42 years old and she's not married..
She was married to a white man and now they've divorced..

She's a Nigerian based in US. I've known her for 2 years and we've been really cool.
Though, I've always crush on her cos she's smoking hot but I've never made my intentions known..

Now, I have this lady I wanna date and she seems into me already but the issue here is that:
I got a little drunk few days ago, and I told my woman friend that I want us to fvck, not directly though and she was down with it, infact she's been calling me since then.. She's been talking about relationship and all which I'm not cool with.
I wanna know if I should roll with it or I should just snub her.
We've been good friends for 2 years now, I don't wanna loose her but I can't date a 42-year old woman when there is this young fresh lady ready to say YES!

octopusfreaky:
loll,,lend him yours

Nah.. Mine is too big for him to handle..

ernesty20:
how about davido, wizkid and co that showcase their wealth on social network, does it mean they are bainless? Or they dnt have enough?

I dnt seem to get where ur frustration is emanating from.

Okay

rudebouy:
Hahaha! Mission Impossible! Dis is much harder dan getting Buhari to produce paper correctly.

Most Nigerian men have "negative egos". Dia negative egos usually converts to inferiority complex or pure hatred or disregard when they see rich and successful young, single ladies. Dats one major reason dey insult and taunt them for not getting married. Our men shd stop seeing rich and single ladies as threats or sluts.

Most Nigerian men cant stand the sight of a rich and selfmade single ladies. How many guys can confidently woo a lady that owns a car? (Inferiority Complex 101) ! There is also the stereotyped thinking that such ladies are usually rude, proud, saucy, etc. Actually, I think 70% of rich and successful women, single or married, do have attitude problems. How many female bosses have u had? Its very rare to meet a rich woman dat is also humble and down-to-earth. Dem day sha, but dem scarce like fuel ! But that shdnt stop a man with good intentions from approaching any rich lady na. U neva can tell, she cd be nice oh!

I fear Linda MIGHT just be one of dose rich single ladies with an attitude. For her to brag abt being able to buy a man... dat was so so wrong. I think if Linda really want to get married, her best bet is to import a husband. She needs a husband that is not made in Nigeria. Our naija masculine ego plus her yeye attitude gives a zero chance of getting a husband anytime soon. But who am I to judge, when I've not meet her in person.


Three Types of Men that marry Linda:

1. Men with zero egos and ocean size of patience, motivated by love and lust, besides Linda seems to have a nice ass. At least ders sth to tosh na

2. A childhood friend, one who has been her friend for over 20yrs and counting. Only him can take all her shit...cos he truly understands her.

3. Imported men, preferably from Haiti or South Sudan.

Nothing is really impossible, Linda can still get married!

Correct

ernesty20:
how else do i build my life?

Is it about car? The car i posed with is mine.


Money? I have got it in bulk.

Is it house? I got one.

Girlfriend? I have one.

What else do i need in life?

You need brain.

Because if you have enough, you wouldn't spill the bullsh'it up there..
I bet if you've got half of what you claim to have, you wouldn't be seeking cheap attention.. Think about it.

marshalcarter:
BRUTALITY!!!! FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!!

I'm just being honest.

Seriously dude?

I don't know who gave you the impression that you are cute, you're just okay at best..

You are too old to be trolling around like this man! Have some respect for yourself...

One thing I've noticed about trolls like you is that, you guys are whack in real life, how else can you get the attention you so much desire if not on a forum like this.

Please, work on your personality (Real life), online shiit ain't taking you no where..

Enjoy!

I can only if I was told to act the role in a Nollywood movie or Telemundo..

KingCheezyPuff:
°€°Who the goodness are you
....°•° I was talkin' ta that guy because I've seen his threads against Nigerian women.

Yo! I quoted you to hint you some reasons why most guys in here keep bashing Nigerian ladies..

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8A2BE2]°•°*I pray you do it soon!!
...°•°Hopefully,you'll can stay out of the face of Nigerian women.
...°•°WHY is that you haters of them have them constantly in yer thoughts that you are pressed ta make threads dedicated to them [/color]

All I can say is this:

In every game, it is only the loosers that cry fowl..

I don't have problem with Nigerian girls neither do I have any issue with any woman from any region.. I know how to play my cards..

If you don't want a low IQ lady, if any comes your way, ignore...
There are many intellectually sound Nigerian ladies, you just have to be smart to get them..

Peace!

The thing about me is: I will know no matter how hard she tries to keep it secret.

But in a situation like this, I'll prefer to know. Def!

It's simple..

The guy is a back up plan incase you mess up. (That's if all what she told you is true)

She might have been screwing the guy and giving you the "we're cool" line or

She cares about the guy's feeling more than yours or

She's gotten better plan with the guy that with you.

Now, let's narrow it down: If she has been screwing the guy at your back, though she wouldn't have told you but she wouldn't be telling you 90% of what happens between them cos she may get caught off guard (lies).

It is very possible that she cares about the guy's feeling more than yours, that explains why she didn't tell him about you.

I think she's gotten better plan (prolly marriage) with the guy than with you, cos she not giving her the cookie yet which simply means she doesn't wanna come by as cheap or used up with him as she's been with you..

Conclusion: You are the present guy, she's keeping the other guy for future purpose.
She talks about 90% of what happens between her and the guy with you, which means she's obsessed with the guy, prolly cos she really like him but might have been spilling bullsh*t about him to make you feel secure which in actual sense is deceit. (So, get over yourself already)

I have a feeling this lady is the one chasing the other dude, I may be wrong though but it's very possible.

Bullsh*t

Lol..

An average lady will go for number 2 (Swag), she will think he is number 1, and eventually will be number 4..

Reality: Number 2 is just a broke ass dude with his brother's car to drive around.
He's obviously a player who is looking for prey (hopeful and naive ladies) to charm and devour.. Lol

After 2 months, the lady finds out that she's been scammed and cry fowl with the Popular saying (Guys are worked)

Believe that he/she is not coming back..

Attention seeking has gone to a whole new level..

Why would you ask for such question in here if not for attention?

It's a lie..

I know your friend (If truly it's your friend and not you) wants it to be true but trust me, it's a lie..

Nice write up..

Patience they say is a virtue, unfortunately we don't have that in this country.
I pray we get there soon enough..

God bless PMB.

God bless Nigeria.

I love chess.

Isn't there any chess club in South West?