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TANTUMERGO007:
PDP controls NIGERIA

Nice Joke..

Boland:
Nice write-up man.

Thanks man.

onexile:
Saraki is really teaching Tinubu National Politics.

At the end, what I see is a mass defection back to PDP. Note, PDP has wisely zoned the Presidency to North come 2019.


#APCIsFraudulent

Stop giving yourself hope..

There isn't hope for PDP to rule Nigeria again, it's a known fact...

As for the 30 senators, all I can say is this:

SARAKI'S MONEY IS STRONG!!

This same people will say it's hypocrisy if the young lady flies economic class.

PDP should be more creative, we are already bored with these irrelevant, silly and baseless accusations..

Isn't there any intellectually sound or constructive politician in the party?

The end of Boko Haram is imminent..

I think they are being irrational with their plans these days and this only confirms that they've been seriously dealth with which has made them unstable and desperate.

I wonder how this Low-Intellect being have been able to penetrate us this far.

ZKOSOSO:
I think BUHARI MUST GO is far better!!

Let's chase the cow rustler general outta Aso Rock....!
#Buharimustgo.

Really?

You need to update yourself...

Anyways, I hope when the result of his work starts to yield result, you will stop wailing..

sewcool:
Gawsh are you seriously for real?
An average lady knows she's going to get laid while paying a friendly visit to a guy? Hm! I weep
You are a guy, so how do you know this? Your male instinct?

Well, experience.

Joavid:
no Na
she is naive and should not be taken advantage of.

That depends ma'am.

donbenedict:
dnt exaggerate, marriage ain't so in my dictionary now.. I just feel so jealous wen I see dem all loved up.. and I wish I were in their shoes soon enough. Doesn't mean i'd rush into marriage

Okay bruv... Maybe I've exaggerated a lil.

ivyT:
Gbam!


Marriage is blissful when you are with the right person..I want exactly just that..

*stares into d sky*

Yeah... Don't worry much Queen, it's all gonna be great.. Just take you time.

I can date her.

layla129:
Dnt mind her. Foolish girl...don't know the kind of mumu friendship she's doing

That's harsh!

Though you are right.

I think this is what happened:

The guy isn't her taste, so she keeps friend zoning him knowing fully well that if she wanted him, she would have had him, but she keeps hoping for some Prince charming..
After some time a dude close enough to her imaginary Prince charming springed up and she went for him. 2 years after: Bammmm!!!! He broke her heart (maybe he cheated) and she broke up with him and now she wants this guy but it's already too late..

The guy would have made a move on her but maybe she's set some boundaries (which was intentional) that the guy was too weak to cross..

He's taken now. I know you are angry because you think if it wasn't for you, they wouldn't be together in the first place..

You have to let it go ma'am, it's definitely not healthy if he still goes around with you..

Go find your own man, this one is taken already.

Something tells me you want him.

It's a trap bro, snap out of that emotional shiit..

Love comes when least expected, if you continue to think like this, you will eventually fall for the wrong lady..

I've learnt not to pull love, when all that runs through your mind is: Love, Affection and those things, your weakness will be displayed through your looks and a demon of a girl will easily spot it and take advantage of you..

She's a young lady, prolly in her teens.

She's new to the dating world that's why she couldn't play her cards well..

She's shown you her cards already, it's your call now.

That light is green enough to make move bro.

SeunWedsLinda:
oga pureways, tuale boss

Chief! I dey loyal oh..

Nice write up.

What ya'll fail to acknowledge is that an average lady knows that she's going to get down before she visits.. Many of them play the victim card to spice the whole drama up..

And Yeah! Of course Ladies love drama.

I've thought about it and I've faced the reality..

Marriage is 20% cool/fun and 80% work.

Marry only when you are mentally fit to do so..

It is true and here is the reason:

An average looking boy or let's say not good looking boy will not have some fun during his teen days.
This in some ways push many of them to chase reality which is success. Their will to be successful increases because they don't wanna miss out in the later future..

Now, when he's all grown up, he would have mastered, and acquired all what it takes to be attractive (not looks this time, it may be: wealth, charisma, education or Power) to be chased by pretty women..

It is not all pretty women that settle for these men because they don't have a choice, majority of them (attractive women) would ditch an handsome man with average bank account for these men (the rich, average looking men).
Just look at the wives of these average looking wealthy men, and you will know what I'm talking about..

Strive to be successful, looks won't last for long.

Youngpo413:
I hope you no fall her hands in bed?

I don't make mouth my brother..

She couldn't get enough... Lol..

Thebachelor:
You just gave away a secret that should never be revealed.
Now all them NL boys and girls know abt ''the decoy'',therefore reducing it's potency.

Lol... They can change the strategy.. There are many ways to plot a kill..

femo86:
PureWays......Na your way pure pass oooo. Badt Sharp Guy

Lol... I don repent now sha..

ivyT:
Glad i did read this thread..i shld save it for my later years.

Yeah.. Nice one dear..

blessbliss:
if I no try this thing ehn

Ooh! I forgot to put: Do not try this at home...

Princedapace:
Crazy for real!!

They couldn't get enough. Was really bad those days.

flawlessT:
Hahahahaha,God pass u

Lol..

inspiring

Yeah..

Lol..
There is mistake here..

The mistake is that you think you are the main chick.

You are the side chick ma'am.. I'm so sorry, I know it hurts but you have to move on the main chick is round, please don't disturb.

lodscott:
Badt guy, hope say u satisfy am sha

Lol... Hell Yeah!!
I don hang boot now though..

Those days were crazy... Lol..

Lol.. Check this out:

Her name is Yemi (a female friend I really wanna ) so I sent her a message as if the message was supposed to be sent to another lady: Yetunde.. Lol
The message goes thus:

" Hello Yetunde, I'm sorry about what happened, I know you love me but unfortunately I don't feel the same, I'm already into someone else...
What's with the big d*ck and strong arms you keep saying? I believe I'm not the only one that can make you reach climax/orgasm so please enough of the hype already.. ( )..
There are other guys who can.. And please stop telling your friends how good I'm in bed, heard that from my friend and it wasn't funny and besides is that all I'm good at?
Please be safe.. Ciao! "



Lol... In short, I gave the lady the impression that I'm great in bed.. I deliberately sent the message to her to mess with her psych..
She (Yemi) called back immediately and started asking funny questions.. I told her that the message wasn't meant for her that it was meant to be sent to an Ex (Yetunde).. Told her that these two letters "Y"nd "e" caused the mix up... ( )..

Guess what?


It worked perfectly..

Ooh! I believe this should have been posted in the family section.

Anyways, I think you should ride him, you know like a cowboy rides an horse..

Sorry I'm using these words but there is truth in it..

I think if he can't understand how deep this is affecting you with mere words, riding him while having sex will show him a lil bit of what you want and hopefully he will get you and change..

Enjoy!