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Bro dunno what gives you the full assurance dah u aint the father of the unborn child. Buh either ways you are fully involved in dah sh*t. If you hv got enough evidence to show that shez a cheat then call her family and present the evidence. On that ground you can back out from the relationship. Buh if your evidence is based on hearsay, abeg chill that child fit be urs.








Either ways HAPPY CONTROVERSIAL 2015

An AirAsia flight travelling from the Indonesia to Singapore has lost contact with air traffic control with 162 people on board.
Flight QZ8501 lost contact at 07:24 (23:24 GMT), Malaysia-based AirAsia tweeted.
Search and rescue operations are under way.
Malaysia's national carrier Malaysia Airlines has suffered two disasters this year - flights MH370 and MH17 - but AirAsia has never lost a plane.
Flight MH370 disappeared on a flight from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing in March with 239 passengers and crew, and MH17 was shot down over Ukraine in July, killing all 298 on board.
The AirAsia flight had been due to arrive in Singapore at 08:30 (00:30GMT).
The missing jet had requested a "deviation" from the flight path due to bad weather, the company said.

The flight arrivals board at Changi Airport in Singapore, where the AirAsia flight was due
There were 155 passengers on board, with 138 adults, 16 children and one infant, the company said in a statement. Also on board were two pilots and five cabin crew.
Most of those on board were Indonesian, but there were six others on board, AirAsia has said: three South Koreans, and one each from France, Malaysia and Singapore.

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Accidentaly founded by southeastern students sinz abinitio

SuperMartins:
Ur list isn't realistic..more of a fun thread

Came across it nd decided to share cuz I laughed my a** out reading it

Here are some of my observations.

1. The space bookers: Especially when it's an important pastor coming that day you tried your best coming before time just to make front seat only to see books, Bibles, scarf, pen, slippers all in the name of space booking. I be like na wa o... Hehehehe

2. The active followers Indeed: When you'll be listening to a very important teaching from the pastor only to hear someone shouting from the back ''Amen''. Only to discover they have been sleeping. I come dey think nah devil tell am IJN?
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3. Skillful sleepers: This kind of people I give hand and sometimes look up to when I need their skills... You see a bro eyes wide open only to discover that the Individual is currently busy in France... Some will act like they are reading the bible in pretense I be like who is deceiving who?
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4. The Fake serious ones: LOL sha am guilty of this sha... These ones will sit down near a cute girl so they would be serious so as not to sleep.

5. Sleep walkers: Ahh these ones dey fear me oo... They can stand up and walk to the generating set and switch it off... some may even walk to the offering basket and carry it... lol even man of God no dey stop dem... You wan chop blow?
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6.Deep sleepers.: The way these people sleep eh.. you be like why didn't dey come with camp bed. They sit on the seat with their legs wide open and their head backwards with their mouth open as if they want to swallow all their problems..
Some even fall off from their seat.. They seriously need the saviour in their lives.
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7. Boring brothers: Seriously why some people sleep ain't because they ain't interested just the brother leading the prayer is very boring, the annoying part is when he drops one boring statement like that and he starts laughing I be like.. Wetin dey make this one Laugh?
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8. Just for Dance: These people I give hand... Arrh any dance step dey are on it.. Arrh dey always have partners competing on who to stop last... But few minutes after the dance dey don branch for one chair logg off ... I be like nah so you take dey charge?
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9 The sleep Talkers: Never knew these kind of people exist until I sat beside this man one vigil..
The man started: Erm..Nnah gave me cash you know it's season everrrybo-dy wants cash business not Cledit...(with some Incoherent blabbings)... I be like EWOOOOO!!

10 Tent builders: Thank God vigil has come to an end let me look for where to rest my head... Ahh where this people come from nah?..they just be building tents, standing mosquitoe net, using chair to form room and palour... choi nah camp I come? How many hours remain make we de go house?

Feel free to add yours...
#copied sha

Well I think it kinda works for some buh it involves so many things, u gotta b strong physically and emotionally, love nd trust, don't think the unthinkable like( what's she doing now or who is she with now). Respect fr each others feeling should b paramount.


I met ma gurl on 2go nd we ar 3yrs into it and still counting. It hv nt bn easy buh love conquers.

If u get mind, try am. E fit work fr you

Itz good u ar doing something xceptional, buh d criteria z just too much fr 100bucks

8 goals in 1 match, CR7 needs to come nd learn from this guy

Hit those men harder, they deserve more

Superstar007:

How this post go take do make my inlaws reduce this list?

1. 20 litres of hot drink
2. 7male goats for elders
3. 7 female goats for the old women
4. 22 Jersey, 22boats, and 10balls for
the youths.
5. 120 yards of Nigeria wax for
the young girls.
6. 30 tubers of yams and 40 sea fishes
for the oldest men and women in the
family.
7. 7 kola nuts and 10 bitter kola.
8. One bull for the king and elders in
council.
9. A sewing machine for the
younger sister.
10. 5 trip of sand and 17 bags of
dangote cement.
11.Three gallons of 20litres
palm wine.
12. 2 white sheep for her elder and
younger brothers.
13. 200 bathroom slippers for
the villagers.
14. 50liters of petrol
15. 4 handsets for her other
siblings.
16. 7 cartons each of star
beer, coke and snap.
17. The father and mother's
clothes with the sum of N180,000.
18. 2 big box that will be use to park
her clothes.
19. A white bicycle for her uncle.
20. when coming with the
above items, come with the cow
that will be killed for the marriage
ceremony.

Na bad thing to marry again?

Nd this girl must be frm somewhere in Abia state or Imo state. God abeg close my eyes to any girl frm these states.

Niz write up bro. Well done

Pretend she doznt exist. I bliv u v seen tinz bigger dan her own b4. It ll kip ur respect fr u ooo.

Bro I knw itz hrtbrkin buh bliv me,u v got to move on nd fgt about doz two.