Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,154,363 members, 7,822,719 topics. Date: Thursday, 09 May 2024 at 03:37 PM

PuZZyNegro's Posts

Nairaland Forum / PuZZyNegro's Profile / PuZZyNegro's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 37 pages)

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by PuZZyNegro: 2:06pm On Apr 11
Besto:


Just park your car keep for house.

Bolt fare is very shitty compared to the reality on ground.

Worst part is that the price is fixed now. This will cause serious problem when work resumes and traffic comes back

2 Likes

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by PuZZyNegro: 5:55am On Mar 31
Omoapena:


If they actually implement this, people wey don chop blocking go miss bolt.

Bolt will never stop. Once a trip is being rejected by a lot of drivers, they will continue to throw the request to any available driver no matter how far away you are.

The screenshot below was yesterday. There were worst / longer pickups that I didn't capture.

Except Bolt wants to tell me that it is okay to drive 6km to pick a ride. That time on Gmap may be 25 minutes or more.

3 Likes

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by PuZZyNegro: 9:49am On Mar 24
pope191:


But boss what are you doing on Uber? Is there any tha compensation we don’t know about? Anything fixed price and you don’t have a say from the onset should be a no no.

It was that day that the network was bad. Bolt app wasn't working at all but Uber and Indriver were.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by PuZZyNegro: 9:42am On Mar 24
NewDea4:


Shebi they have cameras now, why are they still jumping in front of vehicles?

Exactly my problem with them. You have camera and you have also snapped my car, so why do you still want to enter inside my car or using spike to block me.

2 Likes

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by PuZZyNegro: 9:06am On Mar 24
Pearl1910:


Allen Junction is a don't enter zone. If u know u will not cross over don't enter the intersection and stop in no mans land. Many times we drive without knowledge of traffic law.
Although the lastma guys generally try to take advantage of road users, but majority of drivers too are ignorant of traffic laws. When d light is blinking yellow or even if its tail end of the green and u have calculated that traffic is not moving fast and u will stop before u completely cross over to the other side, u are meant to wait and not contribute to obstruction of other road users.

I didn't obstruct traffic. I have passed. The traffic that held me was the traffic down at the convergence for those coming from Allen Avenue turning right towards Obafemi Awolowo due to the activities of commercial drivers. The traffic was the only reason they could hold me, the traffic is not the reason they held me.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by PuZZyNegro: 5:32pm On Mar 21
Glithronix:

@the bold; you fit tell us what led to that?

Much respect, boss.

That Allen traffic lights. The light was blinking when I tried driving through. I was in between when it turned red. I mean, I have already passed but there was traffic just immediately after the traffic lights so I got stuck there when those animals came knocking on my window to wind down.

I told them that I've already passed now but they insisted that I should wind down. I just waited for the traffic in front to clear before I dawned the consequence and drove on top of the spike and went my way.

I would have only spent 4k to fix both tyres but for the fact that I had only one spare tyre.

3 Likes

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by PuZZyNegro: 9:09pm On Mar 20
Welz:

well. I noticed their surge prices was now fixed, I complained on 3 different trips in one day after seeing how poor it was(even the riders were surprised when they saw how little they had to pay). After few minutes of complaining to uber they replied all my complaints with "you got the right amount for the trip". when I decided enough was enough was when I went to island after they closed the bridge and spent 2hours plus and was asked to collect 7100. As I said, I switched to indrive and so far so good...it might not be the same for everyone, but for me I'm enjoying it. Also, i don't frequent the mechanic workshop like before.

All Uber prices are fixed. That's how I picked a rider on Uber at Ikeja and less than 10 minutes into the trip, Lastma bursted my two tyre with their spike.

I got to a place and stopped and the rider asked me to end the trip that they are in a hurry. I ended the trip and Uber asked the rider to pay 6800 for a trip that lasted 14 minutes, 3.8km. The trip was from Ikeja to VI and I ended it right there at Ikeja and Uber is asking the rider to pay the same amount they would have used to get to VI.

The rider just transferred 2k to me, booked another ride this time on Bolt and left. I made the rider to understand that the fixed price could work against the driver in a situation where there is serious traffic.

I reported to Uber and got my money back.

2 Likes

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by PuZZyNegro: 1:55am On Mar 20
Omoapena:


Bolt is getting so useless this days with their long pickups, they are loosing drivers everyday.

I doubt if they will have upto 1000 drivers left on their platform in Lagos

Maybe we need to start taking screenshots of these useless long pickups and be posting them on social media.

My acceptance rate is currently at 48 percent. Few more rejections to bite the dust.

Bolt still remains the only App that forces drivers to accept trips

5 Likes

Family / Re: He Abandoned Me With Pregnancy.Please Where Can I Report Him For Child Support? by PuZZyNegro: 3:56pm On Jan 23
liberalchick:
Bless you. I was about to type all this. So let me add. She can also go to OPD in Yaba. I have already made contact with a lawyer there (a friend). My friend said she should just take care of herself, have the baby then she can file. The court will demand he submits to a DNA test, if he refuses, she gets a default judgement.

Since he works with the Lagos State Government, his wages can be garnished and remitted to her.

OP, check your inbox.


I need the contact of the lawyer right now
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by PuZZyNegro: 6:01pm On Jan 09
Bolt, repent for the kingdom of God is at hand.

2 Likes

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by PuZZyNegro: 9:50am On Jan 07
SHOOPSYN:
Indrive drivers when they see Ogba to Ajah, Langbasa 6.5k grin grin

Indriver is the new oil well oo.

I did just 5 trips yesterday and took home 24k. I accepted the last trip of 3100 because I was going home so needed to use it as my destination trip.

Some prices I was seeing yesterday, it will take a high surge on Bolt to get that price

Family / Re: Can Someone Wipe An Android Phone Data Remotely by PuZZyNegro: 12:26pm On Dec 24, 2023
DrDoc:



The heartbreak from the breakup and the wickedness is what amazes me.

My payback to that girl and her family will be loud
Family / Re: Can Someone Wipe An Android Phone Data Remotely by PuZZyNegro: 11:43am On Dec 24, 2023
DrDoc:
cheesy

Waiting for it to hit front page init?
Family / Re: Can Someone Wipe An Android Phone Data Remotely by PuZZyNegro: 11:43am On Dec 24, 2023
ikeno:

Giving her something and collecting it back cause you separated. Don't give a girl something you would regret giving to her even though both of you are no longer together rather let her use it to remember your kindness and goodness.

Hope the gurus here will give you an idea how to go about it.

I left my other personal belongings with her. The phone contains my information. I didn't collect it as an act of wickedness.

1 Like

Family / Re: Can Someone Wipe An Android Phone Data Remotely by PuZZyNegro: 10:58am On Dec 24, 2023
ikeno:
But before then, I have given her notice that I would be collecting the phone because of my information in there.

I guess that was the time they used to install the app that did the dirty job.

I collected the phone yesterday morning. Dropped it in my room and left for work only to come back, connected the phone to my WiFi and the phone just started rebooting and wrote "wiping data"
When the phone restarted, all my information is gone. It was as if I just got a new phone. All the apps are gone. Only the files that didn't wipe out.
People are wicked


That part is just where am trying to wrap my head around

Which part
Family / Can Someone Wipe An Android Phone Data Remotely by PuZZyNegro: 10:34am On Dec 24, 2023
So, I gave this girl my old phone to be using. When we separated, I collected my phone back. But before then, I have given her notice that I would be collecting the phone because of my information in there.

I guess that was the time they used to install the app that did the dirty job.

I collected the phone yesterday morning. Dropped it in my room and left for work only to come back, connected the phone to my WiFi and the phone just started rebooting and wrote "wiping data".

When the phone restarted, all my information is gone. It was as if I just got a new phone. All the apps are gone. Only the files that didn't wipe out.

People are wicked
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by PuZZyNegro: 8:08am On Dec 13, 2023
Itsrm:


All lies to deceive you and swindle bolt of their commission. Port Harcourt drivers see price estimate.

I also believe they get bonuses but I'm not sure. Ksmart027 can confirm

The first driver I booked was asking me for the price estimate that I saw there. He said he wanted to know so he can decide if it's worth the long distance pickup because he was a little farther from my location. I later cancelled that ride and booked another.

You might be right though. Anyone that has driven in Port Harcourt can confirm this.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by PuZZyNegro: 7:58am On Dec 13, 2023
Gentlelife50:


Bros all these Benin ore no wan hear that one, at least u need doctor's report

The last time I traveled with my car to the East, they removed the tint nylon at Benin. The only asked for the doctor's report which I couldn't provide. Those guys are wicked

1 Like

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by PuZZyNegro: 7:56am On Dec 13, 2023
Omoapena:


It's a big lie, how did they know it was a ride she booked that got her killed.


It's possible. An investigation was done before arriving at that conclusion. Offline trip is risky both for drivers and riders. Let's agree
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by PuZZyNegro: 7:49am On Dec 13, 2023
I couldn't get the bonus yesterday because of all these useless long pickup trips.

Imagine being at Kudirat Abiola Way and Bolt is asking me to go to Isaac John to carry someone to the same Isaac John.

1 Like

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by PuZZyNegro: 7:48am On Dec 13, 2023
MrReeseG:
I just have a feeling these stories are sometimes cooked and peddled by bolt to curb offline trips.

This is common in Port Harcourt. Unlike Lagos, they don't show them the price estimate.

When I went to Port Harcourt and booked Bolt, the driver asked that we do offline for 2500 while the online was 2800.

Nothing like Bonus there. Lagos drivers are enjoying. And the incident of killing riders and drivers is very prevalent there too. The driver that drove me said that about eight Bolt drivers have been killed of recent there. How can people be killing because of ordinary Corolla.

Meanwhile, do we need to create a Twitter thread to stop this thing Bolt is doing. A rider was complaining to me yesterday how a driver that's at Ogba picked her request while she's inside Unilag Estate, Magodo.

I explained to her that it's not the driver's fault but Bolt's. In an attempt to avoid blocking and balance the stats, we pick the request even when we know that it's impossible to carry out the order.

Below is the trip that came just before hers. I accepted it and the rider cancelled immediately.

1 Like

Health / Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by PuZZyNegro: 4:32am On Dec 11, 2023
Notatribalist:
lol. How can you Trust your girlfriend. You didn't say wife, Girlfriend,ha

A girl you can't trust as a girlfriend, you can't trust her as a wife
Health / Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by PuZZyNegro: 11:44am On Dec 09, 2023
internationalman:


The most sensible comment on this thread. Everything you said is true I know because I have experienced it. That’s why I always laugh when people say masturbation doesn’t have side effects like PE and ED

When you say young people which age range do you consider young

It causes it temporarily. Once you stop it, eat well, and have sex regularly, you will get your manhood working perfectly.
Health / Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by PuZZyNegro: 11:42am On Dec 09, 2023
PAYnDRIVE:


Never, I don’t see myself doing that ever again.

3 sec of s*x made me lose my ex .. she was such an angel caring and loving although she never complained of my poor sex performance for once,,, she meah ….

😆

I have a babe now tho.

Libido is of different class.

I can Bleep a girl five times, masturbate add join and still wake her up with a hard Bleep the next morning.

Most girls I have been with complain of me wanting sex all the time and never getting tired.

Some accuse me of taking drugs but I don't. It's in our lineage. We Bleep for a living
Health / Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by PuZZyNegro: 11:22am On Dec 09, 2023
ShootThemAll:


Masturbate before knacking your gf and see how long you will last, you will stay up to 45mins plus.

With his current situation, if he masturbates before meeting the girl, he may not sustain erection enough to even Bleep her that day at all.

First round is equivalent to masturbation. If his second and third round is the same, then masturbation can't help but worsen it.
Health / Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by PuZZyNegro: 1:26pm On Dec 08, 2023
ShootThemAll:


You don't know what you are saying bro, masturbating often will make you last longer during sex.

It's your first time putting it in a juicy hole so definitely you won't last much but with time you will improve. Nothing is wrong with you....

Excessive masturbation causes quick ejaculation. There's nothing to debate here

2 Likes

Health / Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by PuZZyNegro: 1:23pm On Dec 08, 2023
EnglishUsa:
please help, I have law sperm count and I think the course is from this masturbation of a thing and I did mine for 23 years, his own story is a child play compared to mine... I need herb please suggest

Masturbation cannot cause low sperm count. Quick ejaculation does not equate impotency.
Health / Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by PuZZyNegro: 12:31pm On Dec 08, 2023
Notatribalist:

Drugs may may not work,but natural herbs and some coffee works. I was in same situation,mine was so bad that I can ejaculate without having sex. Just by thinking about sex can do the job. I was not even having erection,just ejaculation. It was one herb I used that solved the problem. And you said he should have sex raw? Dude do you even think of STI and STDs?

He said girlfriend. You should be able to trust your girlfriend enough to have unprotected sex with her.
Health / Re: Masturbation Has Ruined Me! by PuZZyNegro: 9:57am On Dec 08, 2023
Shakespeare100:
I've been addicted to masturbation since 16, how I discovered it is a story for another day. I became a chronic masturbator. Sometimes I do it 5 times in a day. My highest record was 8 times in a day. It was so bad that x videos became my most visited site.

I did it everywhere; on my hospital bed when I was sick, in the church's toilet, in my granny's room, on my grandpa's grave, e.t.c. It was that bad. My own level of masturbation addiction was mental illness.

However, I decided to stop masturbation and I've been on the journey for 4 months. Also, I decided to get a girlfriend, and lose my viginity. I got a girlfriend, we had our first sex and it was beyond embarrassing. If I count my strokes well, it's not more than five.

We tried the second round, same thing, third round same thing, fourth round same thing! I'm in trouble! Is this how whack my sex life is going to be for the rest of my life? I can't last more than 10 seconds no matter the rounds. How can I redeem myself from the damage masturbation has done to me? I need help please!

Don't listen to anyone asking you to go for treatment.

Firstly, you need to stop masturbation to heal from the quick ejaculations.

Secondly, you need to be having sex regularly with this your girlfriend. If you have sex once in a while, you are most likely to ejaculate prematurely.

Thirdly, try sex with and without condom. I have noticed that condom make me ejaculate quickly or lose erection at the slightest distraction.

Lastly, make sure the girl is extra ordinarily attractive to you, sexually. There's a difference between a girl being beautiful and being attracted to you. Her body type, shape, and color should be able to entice you anytime, any day, twice on Fridays m

But whatever you do, do not waste money on drugs and herbs. They don't work. At best, you can use natural substances like bitter cola, banana, etc, to boost your sperm level. That way, you should be able to maintain erection on the second round. First rounds generally don't last.

102 Likes 7 Shares

Family / Re: Should I Have Collected The Bread From Her Mother? by PuZZyNegro: 11:25am On Nov 20, 2023
Houseontherock1:
You should have accepted the gift even if you'll not eat it. The biscuits you gave are equally sold in the village but they accepted your gift. You could have gone with clothes, wine and other "city gifts".

They stay in Port Harcourt city and not any village. This is not a social class issue.

2 Likes

Family / Re: Should I Have Collected The Bread From Her Mother? by PuZZyNegro: 11:23am On Nov 20, 2023
Uyi168:
.
the guy u quoted is 100% right.
you should have collected the bread, even if you end up not eating it.

What tribe are you?
Family / Re: Should I Have Collected The Bread From Her Mother? by PuZZyNegro: 11:23am On Nov 20, 2023
Mindlog:


You, who on a first time visit went visiting your intending in-laws with shortcake biscuits and juice and they returned the energy with loaves of bread, yet you regard it as awkward?

If na me be the family, na dat biscuit and juice una bring come na im I go serve una since na from your village farm u harvest am. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Applying social intelligence is very key when dealing with such.

You guys are just foaming in the mouth. These people already served us food and we ate.

I don't really think we need bread again to take home.

7 Likes 3 Shares

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 37 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 67
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.