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Nairaland / General / Re: What Do You Do For Fun? by Pyhonist: 6:20pm On Apr 03, 2021
I love seeing and talking to spiritual entities
Nairaland / General / Re: What Do You Do For Fun? by Pyhonist: 5:40pm On Apr 03, 2021
NoFucksToGive:
Ponder on how stupid Nigerians are
Then play PS5

Then masturbate

Browse xhamster masturbate some more

Call all my ex's one by one and troll them for still being single

Masturbate imagine cumming on poccahontas boobs though she too old but still

Browse xnxx.com masturbate some more, eat food play PS5 some more

Go on tinder and find an easy girl to fvck

Smoke some AZ , sit back and chill, then reason how fvcked my neighbors life is since he doesn't know his wife is sleeping with my friend

Ponder how it would be getting head from a shemalè, then decided that's too gay for me..

Smoke some more , call mum and hear her sweet voice.. masturbate to my friend's sisters nudes .

Download latest movie torrents or netflix series and binge watch those in bed with the duve up to my neck so the AC In my room doesn't kill me.

Fall asleep and that's a wrap


Obviously you're one of the stupid Nigerians. cheesy grin grin
Sports / Re: Gang Who Tried To Rob Ozil & Kolasinac Jailed For 100 Years (Pictures) by Pyhonist: 6:22am On Apr 01, 2021
johnfem321:
A lot of us Nigerian don't really know how to read and comprehend written information. We only read the headline and rush to make comments. They clearly stated that the gang was jailed 100 years.. yet a lot of people are shouting 100years as if they will be in prison for 100 years.. The pictures shows 9 people or more.. Most of them will get about 8 years or less.. And they only have to serve half of the time.. They will be out on the street in about 2-3 years. Well, hopefully, they don't go back to their ways.

Seriously most of most Nigerian youths are ill-informed and are not willing to read or get smarter. This keeps complicating issues for the few that are smart because the Lazy ones argue blindly. I didn't have to read through to know that the 100 years are shared by the gang members. Na wa o undecided
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed: Brands Running Adverts On CNN, Others To Pay ₦100,000 Fine by Pyhonist: 6:50am On Mar 30, 2021
For the first time ever, I agree with Lai Mohammed.)
Politics / Re: Amaechi: Women Are More Intelligent Than Men by Pyhonist: 11:44pm On Mar 27, 2021
ImpregnaTor:
this could be true o, girls are becoming more intelligent as years passes by..

for example now, for my department na boys dey pack carry over like party rice this period o grin the future is truly female smiley

Only God knows how daft your lecturers will be, I'm sure my younger brother just passing out of secondary school will beat them hands down. Also most of the boys in that school are probably malnourished.

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Politics / Re: Amaechi: Women Are More Intelligent Than Men by Pyhonist: 11:35pm On Mar 27, 2021
TalkTalkTwins:
Yea

That is why they invented almost everything in the world presently grin
From automobiles, to airplanes, social networking platforms and even country flags, they were all made by women!

Seriously, the guy na idiot...when you have too much of pussy fluid in your system and your brain start malfunctioning.

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Politics / Re: Police Arrest Three Oyo Hunters For Killing & Burning Of Fulani Huts by Pyhonist: 9:43am On Mar 24, 2021
It's high time Oyo poeple started dealing heavy blow to the police for being nepotic in carrying out thier duties.

By the time 50 police men die and stations burnt, thier dead brain will reset.

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Music/Radio / Re: Burna Boy - 23 [Official Music Video] by Pyhonist: 9:23am On Mar 24, 2021
pickatyouu:
Clarence shot it did a good job on this video.

Loved real life and now this 23

Who ever produced onyeka and way too big didn't do a good job.



Check my signature if you have a car and interested in installing a tracking device. It might interest

Way Too Big video is a dope with perfect concept and lyrics alignments...way better than 23 video
Music/Radio / Re: Burna Boy - 23 [Official Music Video] by Pyhonist: 9:21am On Mar 24, 2021
Biyonce:
Burna the Bleep boy, rubbish song as always

Really...who are favorite Nigeria musicians?

Candid answer please
Crime / Re: Are Videos About Yahoo Boys Running Mad Real? (Photos) by Pyhonist: 8:38am On Mar 22, 2021
Yahman1:

There is this claim of weed smokers

Having immunity against Witches

And evil spirits

How true is it?

You seem to a have broad knowledge on the subject matter

Meditations and prayers can give you such immunity under normal circumstances.

Smooking weed alone will not, it will make things worst for you. If you smoke weed to a certain level and you're not physically ok and prayerful, you will be prone to evil forces.

Weed will only open your eyes but prayer will protect you.

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Crime / Re: Are Videos About Yahoo Boys Running Mad Real? (Photos) by Pyhonist: 12:26am On Mar 22, 2021
iamehmakute:


I really don't mind being engaged in what you've heard and seen, good thing is you're not into spiritual business. How do I connect with you

Ok. But I will like to learn from your experience too. How do you view spirituality? Have you ever seen a demon or angel?
Crime / Re: Are Videos About Yahoo Boys Running Mad Real? (Photos) by Pyhonist: 12:12am On Mar 22, 2021
I can see a lot misconceptions about weed on this thread.

Please allow me to tell you why people go insane due to intake of weed.

First weed is created to make human spiritually conscious at different level depending on the level of intake and how it works with your spirit.

Weed does not damage human brain oh. In fact God created it so human can put it to good use.

Somebody who's is spiritually amateur cannot take weed in excess, else, you will see what your brain cannot comprehend and once evil demons notice your weaknesses, they will use it to thier advantage.

In summary, when a waek or amateur human spirit takes excess weed, he will be conscious of metaphysical beings both good and evil.

There will be weak connection between the weed taker and his body. So the spirit due to its weakness might be subject to manipulation of the metaphysical beings

If unlucky, he will be locked down or imprisoned spiritually and prevented from going back to his body. Demons take over the empty body.

The way of humans is different from that of demons especially the evil ones. So, they will use the body in a funny manner and people in the physical world will think the human being is crazy not knowing he's no longer in that body.

Spiritual intervention will set the imprisoned human free and will be able to repossess the body. He will go back to using the body the human way and people in the physical world will say he's back to normal.

Spiritual matter is not for the faint hearted and this is for real.

Only those who have been imprisoned and return with help of God will understand what I'm talking about.

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Crime / Re: Are Videos About Yahoo Boys Running Mad Real? (Photos) by Pyhonist: 11:21pm On Mar 21, 2021
iamehmakute:


Are you for real sir, or youre just kidding.

I'm not kidding my brother. It's no joke.

First you can only visit me spiritually with aid of demons or angels if God allows you.

But physically, all you need is my address.

Note I'm not into spiritual business but I can share what I have heard and seen with like minds and those who are willing to learn beyond the physical.
Crime / Re: Are Videos About Yahoo Boys Running Mad Real? (Photos) by Pyhonist: 10:28pm On Mar 21, 2021
Firstnebo:


Where are you make I visit you

Visit me physically or metaphysical. I'm available for both visits cheesy cheesy cheesy...seriously I'm available for both.

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Crime / Re: Are Videos About Yahoo Boys Running Mad Real? (Photos) by Pyhonist: 9:59pm On Mar 21, 2021
If you don't believe in spirituality, you will when you leave the earth, but it's better to know that you're a spirit being in a case called body and anything the happens to you spiritually manifest physically.

We are not the only beings on earth, we are in cohabitation with demons and they are far far more than humans in numbers.

Those yahoo boys might have sought help from demons of which the price is their souls...

First let me make something clear here that if any damage happens to human brain the result is not insanity, it's usually death or stroke. If anybody goes insane, physically fit and able utter words, believe me, its as a result of demonic possessions.

I have seen demons, I have seen angels, I have been to the moon and seen spirit that manage it and a lots of other meta physical beings. Humans will not understand me if I start telling my stories.

Only those who know...know

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TV/Movies / Re: DSTV To Feature 3 Northern TV Stations by Pyhonist: 10:11pm On Mar 19, 2021
For all I care DSTV can pack all thier loads and move to the white ass licking north.

This country must be disintegrated

I stand with Oduduwa Nation and Republic of Biafra

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Celebrities / Re: Temmie Ovwasa: Nigerian Men Don’t Deserve Free Sex, Aways Charge Them by Pyhonist: 7:12pm On Mar 19, 2021
Onyi22:
grin grin Watch and see how the bittered, broke frustrated guys on this forum will start bashing this innocent lady for saying her mind..
If I may ask, why should a lady in her normal sense date a poor broke guy talk more of having free sex with him.
Dump him, I repeat dump his useless ass if he's not boyant enough

I also why wonder why guys in thier normal state of mind should date a broke ass bitches with smelly pussies. Always expecting guys to drop something after enjoying the dicks.

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Politics / Re: FG Refineries Earn ₦21 Billion, Lose ₦778 Billion In Five Years by Pyhonist: 2:25pm On Mar 19, 2021
This can only happen in useless country called Nigeria. Nigeria must be disintegrated.

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Politics / Re: Igboho: Arewa Youths Give Yorubas 72 Hours To Leave North by Pyhonist: 9:49am On Mar 19, 2021
LokoH:
yoruba should act diplomatically and beg north before it is too late.

Don't compare yourself with Igbo's cos everybody know who his wife is.

Oh we should beg north because you know it takes southwest for igbos to be successful in life.

You don't want southwest to start war because most you igbos ckicken live here.

Go back to your backward village if you don't support our agitation.
Politics / Re: Gani Adams: Fulanis Not Our Problem, But Yoruba Traitors by Pyhonist: 9:45pm On Mar 18, 2021
It's simple baba, identify the traitors you know and we will arrange for their elimination. Thus servicing as deterrent to potential ones.
Crime / Re: Residents Break Bottle On IKEDC Staff’s Head For Disconnecting Power (Graphic) by Pyhonist: 9:47pm On Mar 17, 2021
So you expect them to make payment for the electricity they never consumed. They are just coming of three weeks outage for heaven's sake.

Use your discretion while executing your job functions. You ain't no robot.

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Religion / Re: How Prophet Daniel Abodunrin Was Killed By Lions At U.I. Zoo In 1991 In Ibadan by Pyhonist: 8:13pm On Mar 16, 2021
Reffone:
He had faith but how about Holiness and righteousness?

Do you have them all? and if you do, would you do the same.

Abeg call a spade a spade. If had them all and you enter lion's den without been forced, God will welcome you to heaven but He is gonna call you stupid child.
Religion / Re: How Prophet Daniel Abodunrin Was Killed By Lions At U.I. Zoo In 1991 In Ibadan by Pyhonist: 7:57pm On Mar 16, 2021
See even if the prophet was not fake, God wouldn't have saved him because he acted ignorantly.

Daniel was forced into the lion's den, that's why God protected him to show that His will always prevail.

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Food / Re: Man Drinks Whiskey From Dead Fish (Disturbing Photos) by Pyhonist: 6:33pm On Mar 16, 2021
What is disturbing about the photos?

Abeg no dey exaggerate

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Science/Technology / Re: 70-Million-Year-Old Dinosaur Sitting On A Nest Of Eggs Found In China (Photos) by Pyhonist: 9:29pm On Mar 15, 2021
YungMillionaire:


The brains of many Nigerians have been eaten up rotten by Christianity and Islam

Keep making excuses for your unbelief.

There are religious freaks and I concur they are many in this Nigeria, but I belief in one true Ruler and Creator of the seven heavens and unknown number of worlds including earth.

That is Almighty Allah. The lucky ones with eyes and ears must have seen and heard that which I have seen and heard.
Science/Technology / Re: 70-Million-Year-Old Dinosaur Sitting On A Nest Of Eggs Found In China (Photos) by Pyhonist: 9:09pm On Mar 15, 2021
The way this people dey call years. Even God will be like...Kilode sons of Adam! Una go soon say na 10billion years ago I create earth.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Congratulates Burna Boy, Wizkid On Grammy Award Wins by Pyhonist: 8:42pm On Mar 15, 2021
Ropostic120:
The future is.....


The future is female with thier breast available to be sucked by snakes.

Behind every successful man are real men like Sean Combs aka P.Diddy

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Crime / Re: #JusticeForItunu: Itunu Babalola ‘Illegally Jailed’ 20 Years In Côte d’Ivoire by Pyhonist: 5:44pm On Mar 15, 2021
vioment:
Since Africa, especially Nigeria is hell,

God sent us (Angels) to come make it heaven.


Evil ones have infiltrated the angels so much, that is why we are suffering.


Rip lady.

How come people don't read before commenting. She's alive please

Abba! Common read!
Business / Re: Fatgbems Fuel Station In Abeokuta Dispenses Water To Motorists Instead Of Petrol by Pyhonist: 10:00am On Mar 15, 2021
Tolexander:
why contradicting yourself?

Please read to comprehend and move on if you can't make reasonable contributions
Business / Re: Fatgbems Fuel Station In Abeokuta Dispenses Water To Motorists Instead Of Petrol by Pyhonist: 9:50am On Mar 15, 2021
Tolexander:
Madam, it was not intentional now. They wouldn’t have filled up their tank or bulk up the fuel in the tank with water

All the same, the filling station has to be responsible for the clean up of the engines affected

How is it not deliberate. At close the business probably the night prior to the incident, the staff must have done what we call dipping to measure the remaining quantity of pms in the thank. Dipping should also be done periodically during business hour.

The following day, the same dipping must be repeated before you start selling to anybody.

This enables you compare the closing qty with opening qty.

In this case according to the company's explanation, is either the due process was not followed or somebody was thanking Jesus for a miraculous increase in qty of pms in the thank.

I mean this is a dumb mistake or act of wickedness

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Business / Re: Fatgbems Fuel Station In Abeokuta Dispenses Water To Motorists Instead Of Petrol by Pyhonist: 9:32am On Mar 15, 2021
Omo!!! grin grin grin

Awon eleyi para mehn

Too bad...rip to the car engines they can never be the same

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