₦airaland Forum

Hmmm i don tire o, every blessed day it is either Igbos are attacking Afonkas or Afonjas are playing Tom and Jerry with their Igbo cousins on nairaland. Una forefathers even inter-marry sef

These most be the ghost of boko boys at work under Buhari war on terror. Lying Muhammad said Boko haram has being taking care of, so who are these new sons of the devil on rampage?

angelTI:
Who told you they are standing? Can't you see the support? If the support is removed, it'll be another story entirely

If support is remove na slippers be that o.

Jacko1:
This kain snakes shld not only be killed



Them suppos put tracker on am.... Make dem lead person to their base camp


Den we finish deir generations

That means you'll track them tire my bros, Adult snakes don't leave in colonies. It is very possible these ones were either a male and female or were escaping harsh weather condition into residential areas were they met their end.

auntysimbiat:
WATCH:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvY8sn-gLlI

This video was sent to us by NairaNaijaNews reader from offa; He said the two snakes were killed inside same house, on same spot....

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cc lalasticlala seun

chaii chaii chaii, see Nairalanders most favourite delicacy some are salivating already.

tosyne2much:
Hahaha

"what is laughing You"??

Henryfour:
Ma Frnd if u like fast n pray harder for Mmm to crash ,it wi nt Wrk for u ,frm ma experience as a lawer I knw d writer of dis opinion is our Mmm member.pls I beg those wey dey fear to invest to borrow me 500000 k each I wi pay dem bck wit judge interest in 21 days tym

Go sell your ancestral farmland in the village and save yourself the stress of borrowing from non MMM members.

linusbnn:
You re a kid.

And you're a *poo* faced foetus.

sucess001:
the day ur mind becomes strong...pls coman register under me....





u better cash out wen u can

Hahaha! MMM sons and daughters can't survive if others can't join the bandwagon and yet they call it a business. A business that can't stand on its own.

sweetilicious:
This MMM self, i don't have strong mind for it. Been preached to by partakers to invest in it but am still scared. Don't want to loose the little money i worked so hard to earn just like that.

Baby you wise, MMM no get back bone, just keep watching how the drama unfolds as many will cry when it finally fold its mat in Nigeria as it has happen else where.

linusbnn:
I think your brain needs a proper re-check

As yours will need serious re-boot with high tension cables from a pylon pole i guess

PRAYER OF A FUTURE HUSBAND: pls papa God no hand me this kind Adolf Hitlar woman into my home as a wife o, i no fit settle 3rd world war. AMEN.

kettle84:
nothing person no go see ! why is Aminu wearing canvas shoes on Nigerian native dress.

Wait until you see him putting on a suit on native. Sha that is the new hausa fashion combination

franklynsunny:
I miss Jonathan ooo. Now that Buhari is the president , his wife hadn't made Nigerians laugh and forget their sorrows like first lady Dame Patience does? This woman has increased the life span of an average Nigerian.

How can she depend dis funds? Buhari go jus laugh die


Examples of her "award winning speeches"
include:

1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.

2- * My husband and Sambo IS good people.

3- * I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE.

4- * My fellow widows.

5- * I travelled to abroad to rest in peace.

6- * My husband is the best couple on earth.

7- * The doctors are responding to treatment.

8- * For those who said I speech bad English, I
left them for God.

9- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives
on.

10- * Na only you waka come?

11- * Chai ! Chai !! Chai !!! This blood we are
"sharing"

12- * diaris God o...

13- * on behave of N2million I donate my family.

14- HAPPY baiday to my Husband your days are numbered

15- *To all those who think Goodluck Jonathan has failed, I have a question for you. When a child fails an exam, isn't the child supposed to be repeated?

Please support and honour Nigeria first lady by sharing this with all your contacts

Don't laugh alone.
Chei ! Chei !! Chei !!! Dis message "we are reading" "diaris god o"

chaii chaii chaii speech number 9 don break world record.

linusbnn:
The crude oil we celebrated in nigeria,what is it state now?or do you think you will last forever?. Nothing in life is everlasting

contradiction, seems like your brothers in the game are thinking from some place other than their brains.

Lankaline:
https://theeagleonline.com.ng/mmm-nigeria-community-donates-relief-materials-worth-n5m-to-idps/

Read news,yu no go read,,na yeye posts about mmm yu dey jump into,,the good ones,yu won't hear,,,okpoko

jaki

Lankaline:
Oga,,free him,,nobody is forcing yu,,yu believe it will crash,,and yu r trying so hard to prove yur point that it will crash,,if it does,,hope yu will gv thanks giving??,,like i said,,free the guy,,NOBODY D FORCE ANYBODY TO JOIN MMM

And do i look like am forcing you to let go of the MMM BRANCH to the apex of the tree as you enjoy the ride? Free him? I did not hold onto his MMM wings before it get plug off tomorrow

Mujtahida:
Na mumus dey always want 'educate' people. Subject indeed. Lick dust jare

e dey pain you? SORRY O

Mujtahida:
Help me educate that pylony the melancholy

You nor your minions can Educate me on what the scheme is all about. And as you dance around it with the faith that it will never collapse you'll be suprise when it does. It is still that scheme were you take cash from Mr A and B and give to Mr C in the name of help or they convince their victims that its a business for investors, investing into what? We all have no idea yet..lol

mackmanuel:
Oga u can't be helped when u haven't helped anyone: Laws of giving

I can't explain further if u can't understand the system

Oga you don't even understand the system to explain how the pyramid scheme is built. LAWS OF HELPING.lol set by the scheme patrons i guess.

Mujtahida:
Chief educator, well done!

Thank you my subject with no feather to his red cap.

mackmanuel:
Oga the 20usd and others are paid by participant. That's y more people are needed... As long as people keep providing help and giving help.. The money keeps circulating ok!!!

They tricked you to get involved by saying the system is all about providing help, if really its about help lets see you helping the less privilaged in the society who can't raise a single dollar for the scheme or even fen for them selves. Yet they call it a business..lol.

When ever you talk about MMM, expect bad mouth from MMM minions who will vomit their venom on you simply because they feel you're about to stop their streams of funds as you educate potential victims away from the ill pyramid scheme.

ismokeweed:
Why is it that it's people who aren't doing MMM that always talk about it crashing? Heart of man. Just hoping, praying, and waiting for their chance to say I told you so. Will people losing money make you rich?

Becaue people doing it believe it will never crashes when eventually it will surely crash just like all other financial schemes. MMM scheme will not last for ever, comprehen that.

WARNING: Hmmm Bodyguard no fit guard against dead oo..

A caliberated APC brain

Nigerian Politicians are forever Thieves.. barawooo.. Olleee.. Their pit section in hell is boiling with red hot brimstones...

Tell them i mon say so, they should send their dogs the DSS on me.

All this to benefit banks and banks alone.

cuteme88:

I say is good for him. she for remove one of his eyes join. u no get money but u want sex. after the whole pleasure na boiled egg u wan use take pay. Na trade by barter neeeee? see him head like boiled egg. mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!
Sister clap for urself jaweeeee!!! meeeeeh bad market don come bedat, no vex na so e dey be sometimes.

Na waa o... You even dey clap for her, when they are birds of a feather sitting on the wall? Its a story of Paul and Paulina don't take side jare

Blame not the "egg man". I heard that the place between the bushy-valley do smell like egg.