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Thats a good one, but hope he's not giving them movie roles as Babalawo or spirits o.

carik:
Lol Thanks bro. I'll probably take it to computer village.

alryt.

Genea:
lolx, dunno ooo.

i bin wan trust you with your answer but i no come gree my self..lol

Those are men who when ever they see a lady they have already nude them in their heads, they only see's women as sex objects nothing more.

Genea:
Oh gawd I Kant take this....
Those yaba guys are mad, one told me I shouldn't be scared dah he wud be careful wen doing dah thing so as not to break me.... Ndi ara

lol..sorry about that. But shey na Igbos full yaba market?

firstolalekan:
You lose if you didn't give her the FÛCKING of her life before discharging her

I lost nothing dude, only my time with a cheat, rather i've save my head.

There is no law in the world that say, one most wear a wedding gown before getting wedded. So noting wrong in choice of clothing as long as the two agree on it.

megamank:
it is not to do all these o. the work starts after these.......they should also plan to make their marriages work because the level of divorce now is too high in nigeria......people that dated for 1yr cannot stay married for 6months i wonder why

After them don dey fvck for ages before marriage what do you expect new after them marry?

MAY-DAY! MAY-DAY!! Name checkers association calling over...

Jenny1010:
God abeg pick my call oo


that cake is damn ugly though

LOL.. jealous pikin, our cake still dey oven sha

Hmmm na him i Still dey search for my missing ribs on nairaland i no even see one? I think all the beautiful ones are all occupied or not yet born sef... Unlucky me *sad*.. May una pikin fine pass una.

If most of these pretty Nairaland ladies should surrendering all the condoms in their possession, it will fill up a truck.

Juju mission activated

And if using a usb charger, use one that have 1 or 2ampere output for fast charging of your phone.

Most it be on Laptops, can't i use my Android to do that?

ThePlumbers:
Go to www.web.whatsapp.com on your laptop, take her phone and go to menu on her whatsapp, click on "whatsapp web" scan the back code from web.whatsapp.com with her phone, it will connect. Even if she is in Australia and you are in Mars you can read her chats live. It works with only internet. So long her phone has internet and you have internet on your phone, just carry go. I use it personally for my convinience. And it doesnt log out except you log out yourself.

Come back here later to share your story from the hospital bed after the doctor must have diagnosed you of heart attack.

klassic:
Rule number 1. Trust nobody not even yourself.Cos your heart and your head sometimes plays game with you. Live like it's normal even the parents that birthed you will sometimes play game of chess or thrones with you for their own selfish gain. Having this in mind it's better you advise yourself.

From that pass experience, i've school my self on all that. A friend you know is the number one worst enemy to be scared of.

gramci:
Nuke North East

Just curious o, oga how many nucler war heads una get for 9ja? The last time i check na 0.000 still dey launch pit. Abi na the power of your mess you wan use nuke them na? Still curious no vex.

Will make sure every politician above the age of 50 spend the rest of his or her life behind bars taking garri with dry bread. They said we're the owners of tomorrow they can't keep us waiting till they are swallowed by their graves jor.

Lol.. Did i hear some one calling this an act of a 21st century police!? Dropping Flyers of air crafts is a very old school way of passing out information, it was some thing use during the 2nd world war by both Germans and the ally nations to pass out propaganda messages. Such flyers from the skies only cause filth turning our streets into a giant dust bins.

HungerBAD:
I like this.

This shows that the Police under Buhari's Government;is acting the way a 21st century police force should act.

Aside the usual public method of sensitization of the public,the police can use this method too to sensitize the public as regards security matters.

Kudos to this Government.

Hunger bad for this recession..

Seriously, back in 2013 before breaking up with a pretty lady whom i've come to know for four good years before we start dating two years before the break up.

I've never cheated on her with another, its this relationship with no intimacy involved in, i so loved her to hurt her in any way thinking she love me back the same way, but i was totally wrong as it was all but a sham.

I end up spying on her phone not that i wanted to but it all happene out of curiousity, any ways. It all began when she dropped her phone one day in water and it went dead. So she called me on pay phone to tell me what has happened, told her to first remove the battery from the phone.

And since i could fix phones and have my tool kit at home, i ask her to bring it over so i can check it out. Luckyly, i brought it back to life. But Meanwhile, before laying hands on her phone, she has no choice than to gave me her phone's password to see if all is well with the phone after fixing it.

That was when i get curious to check her messages because when ever we're together she never like me touching her phone for a minute and even if it last longer it has this annoying password that activate it self after some time..lol.

When i scroll through her messages that day, i came across a recently sent but disturbing text messages from the date on it, well hidden in her phone and sent from a lover. Where they were discussing hot erotics, calling each other with pet names, etc.
Mehnn.. my hair all raise at attention on seeing all that.

I've never in my life felt that kind of pain, its like am being stabbed in the heart. And guess who the secret lover she's exchanging those hell messages with? After my little investigation i discover the other Lover happen to be my very own friend and that hurt so much that i can never trust any one anymore. What i still don't understand is this, why double date and waste her time with me if she's rather in love with another??

I called her to come pick her phone, and till date i never told her what i know about them, i silently end the relationship by creating other excuses and avoiding her and that friend in the middle.

I see nothing wrong spying on some one you think is in love with you, but get ready, it is very painful.

BossLadyF:
My phone has been displaying the image below, what do I do?

Likewise, don't be in a hurry restoring your phone to factory setting as advice you may lost alot than gain. But if you feel its necessary, even tho i'v not seen the said trouble-shoot picture you send over the matter for now. I'll advice you first BACK-UP all your files to your memory card. How do you do that, check for the apps call BACKUP AND RESTORE mostly an app that comes with your phone. Under BACKUP > you'll see two buttons titled PERSONAL DATA AND APPLICATION. PERSONAL DATA contains your Contacts, Messages, Pictures, Calendar, Music, and Bookmark, you select what you want and back it up. While the APPLICATION section has all your apps Using it you can backup every one of your apps by clicking on then before restoring the phone to factory settings, i.e back to how it were when you bought it. And never forget your M-card and Sim-cards in the phone you're about to Restore back to factory settings or you'll lost everything. After resetting the phone back to factory settings slot back your M-card and Sim-cards, go back to the same BACKUP AND RESTORE app and click the RESTORE button to restore back all your initial files.

Meanwhile, until i load on airtime to view the picture you post, hope this gives you a clue on how to BACK-UPand RESTORE files on M-card before clicking on the the factory reset button and how to restore them after that.

BossLadyF:
My phone has been displaying the image below. Please what do I do?

So sorry for the delay BossLadyF, will get back to you later, was out of Airtime last night and only gain access to NL via freebasics and was not able to view the said picture you posted..

carik:
I can't do it.
I'll get help.

Do so cos that app is a mother fvcker if not use properly.

carik:
Yes exactly.iv been advised to download mobile uncle tools to rectify it.

Can you do it? If you can't seek professional help with it.

summerflame:
The leaking punny LovePeddler' is talking from experience

I guess as much

carik:
Probably the previous user tampered with it.

which is possiblely the problem with your initial Imei number.