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ASUU strick is like that old basket unwisely use to fetch the whole of river Niger..

They are only good at one thing, frustrating poor Nigerian students and at the end their aims are never met.

dedons:
Nigerians and sentiment are like 5 and 6.

Who says this girl is even funny

As a matter of fact, she's as dry as an old desert.

I wonder what people find funny in her.

Mtcheeeeeeew...

Hope you're not call Brother Jealousy for that una white gament shrine?

BjDreamchaser:
Mr Seun sir, when would I be crowned Nairaland Prince of Comedy?



In other words:

**God help 9ja**
Bcus someone dnt ave #50 naira for
transport fare he trekked and trekked
under the hot sun until his shadow left
him and entered bike...

In the year 2099 if you can make it, the award is all yours for the taking.

Believe me it will not be easy mixing work and your study, but if you can balance the two side by side were non get to suffer, go for tutorial classes , besides nothing Good ever comes easy in life.

Blue3k:
They know they're not popular. One day the hungry masses wI'll stop being the idiots killing petty thief in market. Then they'll set the sights at big the if in office.

Yet, until then

Evil in the Land.. Humanimal behaviours every day from people who have harden their hearts towards others for no just reasons. Keep up the evil but at the end you'll surely face God's judgement day. God kept granting the wicked all the time in the world to repent of their ways but they always prefer to serve their grand-master the Devil the prince of all evil.

"Police is your Friend"

If all state governors would emulate same it will go a long way in revamping the economy but no, they rather spend our money on bullet proof vehicles.

Sharon6:
Nice one!



GIVE YOUR SKIN A TREAT, CHECK MY SIGNATURE!

i've got this dry skin what type of lotion would you suggest?

TheLawTheLegal:
Don't pretend that you didn't see the warning before opening the thread.

And who is talking about pretence here? We're talking about a unnecessary gory news and not about opening or closing a thread.

I don dey suspect your instant love for cucumber

AfroSisi:
Baba don't forget to buy me cucumber. Last time you didn't bring anything from Morocco

Soon he'll be traveling for Moon summit on the moon.

madridguy:
Long life Sai Baba. Let the wailers continuing foaming like soap kokan aiye.

Sai Baba is my President.

wonders shall never end.. Even as hunger dey wire you, you still dey shout "sai Baba". Abi una agree on the hunger during Baba's campaign?

Estharfabian:
tell him oooo...

Common six pack sef. he doesn't have.

If six pack dey hungry you i get seven pack.

I no fit read jare, this one too long like train to china.

Can she handle your big cassava?

Be professional in your reportage, you don't need to show us graphic images like it fetch you gold medals

TheLawTheLegal:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1177842502309127&id=100002501666207&ref=content_filter

lefulefu:
seems like u watch a lot of those paranormal stuffs on IDX channel

How man pikin go do in the quest to gain knowledge of things around him?

They "MAY"? we are just seating on a probability chair.

When in other parts of the country, they go about shooting at Innocent Nigerians, transfer them to the hot pot in Borno, see how they drop their guns and uniforms on sighting boko boys..

Is she referring to the teleporting witches and wizards or she took them along in her luggages to Yankee?

She's just ignorant of the existance of paranormal activities in a "hunted house" which is not only an African or Nigerian thing. What she's tagging as witches and wizards could be activities of some trapped ghost where she's living.

The white man's Witchcraft is well documented in books unlike the African were it is pass from person to person.

QueenSuccubus:



I know.... I still have the chance to find my soul mate

Am here sef.

Have you establish your Islamic hell already?

urahara:
Typing in caps new atheist just to try and bring the op down is startin to make u look silly. U re just so pained that the op doesnt take your god construct 2 be real.

#the islamic hell awaits u . u go hear wye

NIGERIAN police are always trigger happy that not even ghost and demons in the country are safe. Once they enter that their BLACK uniform na to shot anything..

chinanu123:
So na you thief that purse. DSS will come for you to9t.

Holly goes faaayaaaaa, no DSS is going to locate my house, they will jam drum, kettle and pot holes on their way as Baba got my back, besides am innocent sef.

ItzHoludex:
must he announce wat he will give d man to d public

Nooo, but at least, make him remove the lack of "gold or silver" to indicate he encourage the man for his good effort na.

chinanu123:
Really, how many have you returned before?.

Over good samaritan don dey do me before recession that them no gree dey show me for TV. I don return plenty so taaai i no fit count sef, that your once missing black Purse fit join follow the one i return.

This is why i no longer return wallets or bags full of money to the owners, they'll always be like;

"Gold or silver i don't have thank you" shake your hand and take their leave.

slimthugchimee2:
he has peoples compassion

Compassion will only come to play here if he were a begger on the street but he has created a Job for himself, i don't see how compassion from people put food on his table or lead them to buy his wears even if they don't need them but just buy anyway because compassion is involve.

Because we are in the era of change even propheses are bound to change.. Chaiiii

The said smuggled note was just to create some sense of sympathy for those Nigerians who we know most are there for drug pushing related matters.

They may have initially thought the Chinese government take any colour of *shitt* like it where Nigeria.

It's a known fact, apart from North-Korea, China has some of the worst prisons in the world that are run like the then Nazi concentration Camps.

Yet trust my fellow Nigerians. They will take their stupid behaviours over-seas and are now crying foul, for help.

This is like a hunter being trapped in his own trap..