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His village people are at it again. This time na him car, next time it will be his..... Fill in the blank space.

jaymichael:
So that you will one day eat a sniper spiked dinner?

hahaha! Make him start writing his will be4 taking the sniper meal.

Eyaaaaaa! Lack of patience has cause the wife zero share of the #63million.. An eye opener to our ladies out there.

This story reminds me of the latest song by TIMAYA ft FLAVOUR, title MONEY....

CHORUS

Wen money no dey, people dey carry me play.. Wen money no dey, every body run away.. Wen money no dey people dey carry me play.. Wen money no dey, no body look at my face, Them say me i dey craze..

BUT..

....When the the going is good and cool, many,,, many people will be your frnd..

Guy, pls how do i use the MTK ENGINEERING APP to get LTE connectivity on my 3G PHONE??
Expecting your quickest reply on this, tnks.

OBAGADAFFI:
I hope they will support lots of LTE devices, unlike NTEL that keeps rejecting devices from their LTE network.

Guy, pls how do i use the MTK ENGINEERING APP to get LTE connectivity on my 3G PHONE??

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Singing: "Him No sabi"

Chaii, she don turn LASTMA officer into car wiper.. Hmmmmm! Power of a woman pass super man oo

henryutd:
I have migrated to trybe. What next again? How do I know the one I am subscribing for. The #25 and the #50.

Then select "Night trybe" @ 12am, there you can select any of the two

Evil woman...Make dem lock her up for life and swallow the key.

This is a case of a Retarded monster fit for london zoo..

Hahaha! I laff, abt men getting hospitalized for being rape by "big gals". But that one better pass the one wey "big boys" go use gun and cutlas

Na this kind kiss dem dey call mission accomplished.. After him done blow up fowl nyash yakataa him come dey lecture him fans on how to kiss the kissables

Where una keep my governors report card? Hope e never lost like we budget o

See old story

Rasta fa reign: Bombaclakkk, E na the landload dwellth inna the banana republic were them monkey cousins E na live. I mon will pour same hot wata inna him bumbum till e turn colour from ugly black to a red like a poke meat. Me so angry abot this.

In Nigeria, the government would never tap into such ideas rather they throw it into the dust bin and pocket our money, care close.

We can afford only one single boxers, lovers of the game Make una no vex na WIND OF CHANGE cos am.

If you no carry medal, no even come back to Naija..lol. A 50kg punch on this boxer na to go fetch buckets of water for river Rio for Brazil to save a soul o

I only stick with what the holy book said not what any mortal cook up his or her head, period.

This one wey i dey NL sef na borrow i borrow person phone just to come comment.

Chaii this hausa lady fine no be small.. Oya if you be hausa lady wey fine well well, send me ya particulars for quick marriage interview. Make una no take me play o.

Some jelly brains will not read a whole article before making comments, they have already brought a big list of rubbish right from home to paint NL red and blue.
"Na over sabi send mr Rat to put him big head for trap as him family dey cheer him up o"

sexymoma:
yea.. u be man wetin you wan use am do

Na wa o, this question carry muscle..
Sha, i want to be my Lady's make-up artist.

sexymoma:
Pylony Durling, my classes are monday, Wednesday and friday... you've really missed my class, i wrote it in the sec or third page sha.

Holly Moses, I've being skipping class be that oo

God has cause a great confusion in the tents of the enemy, they shall soon kill one another just wait and see..

Aunty moma, like say no lectures today! Abi I Don graduate?

MrAboki:
Nice one from Mr. Banawi. I always wondered why Boko Haram would kill Muslims, blow up Mosques and rape Muslim Women and still be forming to have the best interest of Islam at heart.


Mr. Abu Qaqa Shekau's regime should also be probed because I believe he was corrupt and diverted Jihadi cash meant to purchase bombs and pay the salaries of suicide bombers into his personal account.

Okkk! so your uncle now has the best interest of your religion of hate at heart by switching attacks on our places of worship abi? You guys and your senseless jihad will perish trying.

All these living deads a.k.a Boko Haram fighting for their dead god still don't want to give up because they are already dead corpses among the living. Check out this cheap propaganda coming from this meat head that Christians are trying to Christianise the north-east that (they) Boko Haram help to displace more than 2.2million people from their humble abode.
oh! yes it is the end of times, and we`v being warned to what is coming and this open letter to attack Christians should not come as a surprise for it has already being written in JOHN 16:1-2;
[1]. "These things have I spoken unto you, I that ye should not be offended.

[2]. They shall put you out of the synagogue (church): yea, the time cometh, that WHOSOEVER KILLETH YOU WILL THINK HE DOETH GOD SERVICE.

All terror organisations the world over have one thing in common, to fight and kill the weak for their cripple blood sucking god, thinking they are rendering God some service that require a handsome reward at the end. Well, there is a good reward in hell waiting for such twisted minded zombies.

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Gowon right on point