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when you fall and break ya neck we won't see it as a joke oo

I wonder how some sick people here go about it, stating rubbish on the dead as gory as it is already. we all have a common enemy of peace, like it or leave it, those mad cow marauders do not spare any part of the country except if we want to deny it. let's leave the already dead out of our senseless hate write-ups.

sexymoma:
na you sabi

lolx

This is awesome, pls who is this Ann Usman would like to know her.

sexymoma:
Omo see kissable lips

I no see any lips oo

QUESTION: Wetin carry hunter enter Bush? ANSWER: Na Bush meat. Oya now wetin carry Bovi fall into the hands of this two ladies? Fill in the blank space.............

Chaii, see how Uncle Jona fatten up for pic.

sexymoma:
Lolz you are late

chaii

sexymoma:
Morning peeps..
things needed for your liplining

Lip Stick, Different shades.
Lip liner.
Lip balm.. if you wish

Good morning, madam lecturer. Like say am the first to make it to class today..lol

Next election una no go collect stomach infrastructure money to elect any kind person into power..

Vice versa, a man with a Job should only marry a lady with a Job. After all the garden of Eden was not meant for Adam alone, Eve also eat from it, no wonder she plug bad apple and feed papa Adam with it sef.
But seriously, at this hard times in the country, where are the Jobs? Now all those gals who's boo no get Job na divorce be that?

Seriously, we should never pray for any catastrophic arms struggle in this country, because no shingle African country will contain 170million people at their boarders. A population which our useless thiefy Polititians should have use to our advantage to develop us into a strong self relying nation, instead they allow over 70million Jobless youths to roam the streets, a nation already seating on a keg of gun powder. The huge recruitment by Boko Haram should have open the blind eyes of the politicians, that boys are no longer smiling in this country enjoy by "a microscopic few" according to one old papa..lol.

ikbnice:
They are selling it to us and keeping record of it. No wonder there is unrest nearly everywhere.

You thought they are like we African's who can't keep a true population database or records?? As many African countries gaining independence from the white imperial slate masters, many were through the mouth of the gun while others such as Nigeria got it peacefully until we got stroked with hate that lead to the then ugly civil war. The first thing most early African leaders where busy buying in fashion right after independent were weaponry to suit their hunger for power. No wonder you see old Soviet weapons like the Ak47 still in circulation in the wrong hands in the third world countries. They already have a well kept records of arms manufactured, destination of sells to military and paramilitary institutions all across African countries from as far as the 1950's. We
Africans have being in slumber not using our heads to think it, we have fail to understand that they have use our continent as a weapon dumping site simply because our floppy tommy Generals and Politicians allow it to be so out of their greed for power were some of them have die on the seats of power with their gay rag butt stick to the chair.
They are selling it to us because we never love each other, nor love the colour of our pitch black or ebony skins.

Am Proudly "V" and not Ashame of it.. My ex dump me cause she do not believe it, having the notion am cheating on her. Keeping my self for me became a crime, for that i've being off any sh*ty thing call "DATING".
Don't allow any one to bully you for being a "V" since many are openly happy to be fvcked up.

sexymoma:
Make i catch am.. she go see weeeen

lolx just apply zombie movie make-up on her face and let her go.

That is why Fela sang Zombie... They took guns against the weak and think they are strong and mighty, the same gun will be their end in battle with the NA in their rat holes in the creeks..

Lilimax:
I no longer understand when we degenerated to this level in Nigeria. Human lives are currently valueless so to say
Hoping that the security operatives will rise up to the occasion and quell the crisis before Lagos turns to a state of anarchy .
Afterall, this was exactly how it started in Borno state; Bokoharam was treated with kids gloves as at then before
the whole thing went out of hand.
We are currently battling with it as a country

Too much Rambo films cause it all..lol.

In China it is one bullet behind the head and the family of a criminal are force to pay for the bullet, only wish such a nice policy be employ here for all those useless Politicians stealing from our common wealth, but they'll never support such into Law, because they are all bunch of thieves.

sexymoma:
In my thread!!..c'mon backoff

lolx.. No mind all those NL POLITICIANS.

centboy123456:
Guy how u tell dey do am tech me

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sexymoma:
i support you bro

now ur talking..lol. Its no longer in ma mind. Oya ma'am kindly continue with our lectures or its all FIN so soon?

Rule number 1:Never place your phone in your back pocket. How can you even ride your bike with a phone right in your back pocket?? I smell a giant rat in this story.

sexymoma:
Lolz for your mind

Joke apart o, am tired of all those manly hours a lady waste making-up thats why i'v volunteer to learn the tricks pulling out the rabbits from the hat, and do the Job faster, or don't you think it will be romantic?

Great Job Moma, very much following behind. Some day in the future, i'll be doing all the make-ups for my wify with this knowledge..lol.

Happywoman:
YOU WILL DIE IF YOU STAY
With an abusive husband.
This morning I am adressing all married women out there whose husbands beat them and is violent with them. I am not going to beat around the bush and gently counsel you, I am tired of doing that and I am even too angry for that this morning, so I'm gonna give it to you straight. Hear me and hear me well.
If you stay with a man who abuses you especially physically , who beats you up and inflicts injury on you, you are not being a faithful, committed and good Christian wife, you are being a foolish and unreasonable unchristian woman and believe me, you will finally die, he will kill you, if not now, very soon.
Now, the painful thing is that after you die, you will also go to hell and why, because your death will not be murder, it will be suicide because it was your choice to stay with an animal and be mauled to death! I don't mind a lady staying with and tolerating an irresponsible or even adulterous husband, but I draw a line over violence and abuse! Don't stay with a violent man who beats you! Read my lips, LEAVE that house! Get out!, take your kids and run as far as possible and don't tell me you have no where to go, you do, there is always a way when there is a will.
And please, Pls and Pls, no one should throw war room into my face, I am still trying to control the holy anger in me this morning, so Pls don't mention war room and remove the holy from the anger. Iv watched war room and in as much as prayer works, it is the living who has hope to pray, there is no hope of prayers in the grave where you will find yourself if you remain in an abusive marriage. If you want to build a War room for the mad man you are living Wth, go and build that war room in another place where you are safe to pray but LEAVE that house NOW!
Don't stay and die, he will eventually kill you and it wouldn't be intentional that day, he will be beating you as usual and things will get out of hands and you'll be dead and on your way to hell. GET OUT NOW!! I don't know who God is trying to save today by this post but you know yourself, I beg you, do not take my words lightly. And yes, you can share this write up, just acknowledge the writer.
Based on request I add this: this article is written by ADETUTU OSOFOWORA.

A TRUE HARD TALK FOR THE WISE WOMAN..

Ayoswit:
pls I'm married o

chaii forgive me oooooo, but i hope your hubby no see this one...lol.
But wait o, here's a million dollar question. Would you have ask him out if you were not married?? Want to knw if we Naija gals are that bold.

DabuIIIT:
ask yourself,did the environmental degradation commence with the advent of the nda? What is the president doing with the outcome of the demands of 2014 confab? Again,DID THE ENVIRONMENTAL DEGRADATION START WITH THE ADVENT OF THE NDA?. Two wrongs makes no right but when will the govt give a fair share to the ppl whose geese lay the golden egg? Will the development of the niger delta take forever?

ASK YOUR SELF WHO ARE VANDALISING THE SAME PIPES PRIOR TO ALL THIS! ALSO THE LAST TIME I CHECKED, AN OIL SPILLS CLEAN UP PROGRAM HAS BEING LAUNCH TO KICK OFF IN THE NIGER DELTA. Tell your self the truth, you don't cause more spills when a clean up is on the way and try justify what the NDA are presently doing, except if you're happy seeing all the leftover spills all over the place.

ticker:
pls pm me your number. I want to get know you more.

chaii guy as you take eye see woman ya eye balls no gree return enter socket. How you sure she's not hooked already?

You come dey celebrate Person with Gigantism. Soon he'll be use to plug mango from the trees.

Ayoswit:
He's cute

oya go ahead ask him out na..lol.