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Blame it on Niger Delta Avengers in [Delta] causing black out in [Delta] and the rest of Nigeria by Blowing pipe lines.

The gentleman is not broke, it's just a strategy to escape Buhari's anti-corruption net

Their father's bald head

Una see wetin Konjicological palava dey cause under Fayose?

Humanimalistic Kenya

FAYOSE has done it again, broken another record with a hybrid goat wit two heads

FAYOSE has done it again, broken another record with a hybrid goat wit two heads

Him oh! i mean she dey cover tiny boobs wey dey like grape fruit, with six packs abi na seven packs sef?

Bunch of Criminals disguise as the messiah of the common man. Corrupt politicians are only using this meat heads to take our attention off all what they have looted over the years from our common wealth.

Trust me, this is made in China and not a Nigerian or African Innovation. With the current economic situation, we should start thinking from with in on innovations that would solve problems like this simple manually driven corn roasting machine.. Una go see my Igbo brothers taking advantage to fabricate same..lol

Na golden cake? Or the usual white man's bread covered in sugar and colour?

Rexhenrex:
I Am Very Confused What Should I Do?


[b]For sometime now i have been trying to hide this problem of mine,but now i can't hide it any longer because its really getting out of hand i just had to muster courage to type this because a problem shared ,they say is Half solved.

whenever i see a girl i like i would want to get her and assure my self that i will date her and eventually marry her i will also tell my friends that once i get her am not going to date any other lady.but when the lady agrees to date me after highest a month i would get tired of her and break-up with her. the longest relationship i ever had was 2months and it made me feel bitter when i heard a guy saying he is in the 3rd year now with his g.f i was just wondering how he did that. its really not funny i told my bestie bout it and she said maybe its because am an introvert and its because i don't have sex with my g.f so it gets boring for me and currently am dating a girl but am getting bored again as usually and i really love this lady but i fear i will soon break-up with her again and i don't want this to happen...pls how can i enjoy a relationship without involving sex ??

Matured minds please its really important and perhaps others might benefit from your advice also.thanks![/b]

Believe me sex is not wat keeps one in a relationship, "after you done chop the apple and wipe your mouth, there is nothing new," in such a situation the dude walks out of such relationship cause he's a serial relationship drop-out. How you initialy define your relationship from day one is what matters. Your bestie is not truthful in her judgement, go ahead have sex with the next gal, you'll still run out of it, unless you spell out your problem properly then get help.

Man most work

According to FELA, "na government magic".

No wahala, i'll grant all these unclad victims scholarship in my strip club, abi i no try?

In Nigeria, we don't need strip clubs we watch all the watchables free of charge ;-(

mkjkj:
I went upto level 1277 then shifted on Clash of Clans

congrats shey it has made you millions?

[quote xauthor=wastedsperm post=48362043]Until Nigerians run out of supply of beef then we will appreciate the importance of the fulani herdsmen we love to demonize. I have always maintained that there is a conspiracy between the press and reporters to paint the herdsmen as killers just to discourage the grazing bill which will benefit all nigerians in the long run. Every one knows the fulani herdsmen are always armed with sticks to guide their cattle. The Bokoharam terrorists are cattle rustlers who kill fulani herdsmen and use their cattle as a disguise to migrate to other parts of the country due to military onslaught against them in the north east. We have committed a great sin against the fulanis by labeling them killers when all they do is raise cattles for our beef and milk consumption. How many southerners can rear cattles like the fulanis? Instead we claim to be educated and see them as primitive. We Nigerians need to apologize to the fulanis and instead condemn the terrorists killing them and stealing their cattles to perpertrate evil. No wonder the president insist the killers are not fulanis but terrorists who migrated from Libya after the fall of ghadaffi. God bless the fulanis, God forgive majority of Nigerians who demonizes them especially the Igbo's [/quote]I hope this one is holding an ordinary stick and not a metal fire spitting stick. Even with all the clear evidence to what your brothers are doing, attacking innocent Nigerians or probably they are your frnds in crime, you choose to paint them as saints who provide Nigerians with beef. But what good is a beef provided if all he go about doing this days is to made beef of every faming community? Mind you Many Nigerians do not even depend on beef as a source of Protein especially in this economic down turn. Millions now depend on fish rich in Omega-3 and also poultry sources of protein should your brothers go out of stock. It is possible you just woke up from your slumber to note that the fulani's were always at their best killing and raping women in faming communities across Nigeria even before any Grazing reserve bill came on board, that shows that no one is witch-hunting or wasting valuable time over a conspiracy against your uncles, rather they are only getting served.
There you go again, clearly demoralizing another ethnic group the "Igbos" by mentioning their name at the end of your hilarious empty comment shows that you have a hidden agenda and the thought that your fulani ancestors are being demonize. Well, for now they are but demonic to the common Nigerian.

Them never escape, make una hurry come join us for this Buhari's hunger Regime..lolx

Keep playing the games in this era of hunger and lack when your mates are making some cool cash.

It is simply Money talking for the black ugly guy to get the ladies in line for such act.

When i said most of those MEN IN BLACK (POLICE) suffer from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder [PTSD] many said i should shout up..

Big white elephant projects here and there that will never see the light of day just like Ajakuta that has being sucking our Common wealth, like since 1769..lol

Looks more like an Airship, historically have the problem of turning into fire balls in the skies. It is just big trouble for passengers, WHAT A WASTE of time and resources.

Na all this kind ladies wey no dey reserve their shame for bed room.

See how they spread his skirt like say dem wan give am eagle style.. Na hunger dey cos all this tin. I dey suspect, e fit be one Naija guy sef..lol.

I'v get 2,4 & 5 abilities.

Idrismusty97:
If they can maintain their lifestyle without adopting innocent unsuspecting ignorant kids that would be great. Frankly these people aren't normal, I wouldn't give a fvck if not for the kids they will either procreate or adopt.

The women can still get artificial inseminated and have kids, The gay couples are the worst. They have no choice but to adopt kids, Disgusting. Imagine a kid growing up with two fathers, Imagine the psychological torture.

ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION with a fellow female *spermm** i guess..lol. They can't cheat nature as they will still depend on a man to make babies.

Jesus is no image or a stature of worship. The good book was clear about this in Exodus 20:4..

Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in HEAVEN ABOVE, or that is in the EARTH BENEATH, or that in the WATER UNDER THE EARTH.

Like wise, God would not erect any Image or stature of any heavenly being for men to come crying to for forgiveness of sins, for Jesus has already done that over 2000 years ago.

There is nothing wrong in what they did "jare", many would prefer to cut that Whiteman's glorified bread call CAKE, but they choose to go the African way and una come dey complain.

Na wa ooo.. I being dey think say this padding thing is with our thiefing senators, i no know say e go join enter Nyash palava for Naija.

See how all those Nyash seekers just dey lick mouth, una go dye on top this matter..lolz.

ZuzuMan:
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Principal Afro-Candy

lol, she's fit for that position.