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Imagine answering greeting that is meant for another person. And smiling back seriously as if you know the girl that's smiling and waving at the person behind you in a party reception.

And the mumu man behind you cannot tap you and tell you that the greeting isn't for you but for him

You sold your maybach just to buy benz

NwaAmaikpe:




This mediocre comedian needs psychological help because this is now more than just a joke.
He has apparently become a self-destructive masochist.

Because how can anyone explain how; of all the girls in the world to get engaged to; the mumu chose a potential fraud convict.

As the years increase, your IQ decreases.. Shebi who the man love is your business? Abi is your life better than hers? Oluku

Sermwell:
Just be wise in this life! My target saving this year was at least #25m. By September I already saved #18m. One useless cousin of mine came to preach MBA forex to me, I just laughed. He pleaded with me to lend him #1m to invest in MBA forex which I did.
Now he's regreting. people sha!!

Pictures please

EdricBond:
Stare at her till she force herself to speak to you, guy na to make money dey hungry me, no be girl's matter! I don leave girls for now! Make I think about my life!!!
_{Please: whatever you do in this life, just don't quote me here. Na beg I dey beg!!!}

Bros, I been no want quote you oo, but at a time, I gats tell you say your conment na concrete. You took the words out of my mouth

Lineage of murderers.. But I doubt this story small o. I mean who is the son, and the grandson from the photo

osamz007:
keep quiet

But it's true na.. Abi do you want her to marry late?

amamahdaniel:
You are boring. you don't have a functioning brain.

Intellectual plane crash. Common sense isn't common indeed. Oloiburuku

Ritualist and voodoo people would buy this for cool cash.. His Christmas is set already.

Life na once o. If you die as a cultist, nothing you gain o. E for better you die as a soldier for Nigeria let them shoot 21gunshots for you

amamahdaniel:
Golden foot award
Golden foot award
just like the Dubai d'or
Next year am sure he will win Golden waist award and Asaba d'or. ode

It's still better than carrying Abu Dhabi prince award as the biggest international award in his career. I just finished drinking tea and I've washed the cup and kept it away in the kitchen. Dwaft Goat can comman carry it o. Since he is desperate to carry cup by all means. Oluku

amamahdaniel:
This show how dump you are. Have Messi retired?
something most Penaldo fans don't even know, is it not from a club in Argentina Barcelona sigh Messi? he still have years ahead of him, you can not run your mouth to conclude he is playing for a club.

I know you are pain because he break a record that it will take centuries to break.

You are very unwise.. Besides I don't know who penaldo is. Messi is a great player, but until he plays for another team and maintains his top mode, he cannot be compared to Cristiano who just won a golden foot award.

Rapture2021:
What to do in this situation as a new creation in Christ is to pray in the Holy Ghost, and whoever stole the laptop and phones will return it miraculously, let's not limit God cos He's still in the business of signs and wonders.

Don't forget he is coming soon,so get your house in order

Rightrousness89 wanna be... Shutup joor. You no go blow

PopSmoke:
GOAT for a reason

Watch how those who won't criticise Pele and their club legends like Maldini, Giggs, Zannetti, Gerrad for playing for one club all through their careers come for the GOAT's head


Una go wail taya

Oga stop spreading rumors. Pele didn't play for just one club in his career

Years Team Apps
1956–1974 Santos 496
1975–1977 New York Cosmos 64

Fiscus105:
.the way you sound says a lot about ur upbringing, indeed you are cultured, in ur own family, you don't use to angry not to talk of quarrel, madam park well, if you like take it if you leave it.

Ur brother in law is also part of ur extended family ,killing, maiming or forcefully separate them without first settle rift will not solve problems, it will on aggravate it, none of ur family can take care of ur sister and kids with his or her responsibility

Well, at the end of the day, you are entitled to your own opinion. For me, whoever is marrying my sister came to ask for a wife and not a punching bag. And that is why I insist that if such occurs, his family that came to marry the wife with him must be summoned for a crucial meeting. That's how things are done where I am from.

Fiscus105:
If your own brother is beating ur sister, I'm sure you will stab ur brother as well. At its also male vs female

My brother would never beat my sister or any woman at all.. We are properly cultured and well trained by our parents.. When you cannot tolerate a woman, walk away. Don't bully because you are stronger it is wrong!

Fiscus105:
Pls keep it up, keep saying whatever in ur stomach, at least it free world, not only in marriage o, even in office, or ur environment. Only you will face the consequence, others will only show sympathies.

Shut up. You get luck say na nairaland be this. I would have beaten the hell out of you, and you won't even have sympathisers. Then you'll know how it feels. It is wrong to beat up another human at the least provocation because you are stronger.

I will call his family and call my family. We would hold an urgent meeting. He would tell me if he came to my fathers house to marry a wife, or to buy a punching bag.. I too hate nonsense

Shellsploit:
Richer than seun osewa and all Nairaland Mods included...

If dem sell Nairaland website with its emojis, not sure if its worth the price of an accidented tokunbo toyota corolla 2001

Seun osewa right now..

Wicked

She now did the picmix with mercy Johnson photo that didn't portray her curves enough.. How can she compare her curve with Mercy's curves sef

RedPanthar:
But people clamoured and voted APC across board just recently even in troubled places.

I can't cry more than the bereaved sorry


The north us the safest part of Nigeria

Industries are springing up daily in the North

This isn't true but just a fabrication by detractors of this administration


Bloody hypocrites. Your creation of evil just because you wanted power badly has gone rogue and isn't listening anymore nor taking commands anymore from your command centre



The days when it was Christians that was killed, you cheered. Now, Karma has decided to play a different narrative and it's stirring your very own nest.



The power you have, albeit with intense sorrow, grieving and total lack of happiness or benefits


Enjoy it


Buhari till 2070


I refuse to be remorseful or sad. I won't cry more than the bereaved. The Northern leaders deliberately created the monster now killing it

Very unintelligent comment.. Innocent children have been kidnapped and here you are gloating because it doesn't affect you. Like you said, karma can decide to play a different narrative. Ask God for forgiveness

peculiar2233:
Ur middle name is idiat

I'm not your father's namesake. sorry

peculiar2233:
Laycon is a god in human body

Hoodlum spotted

Nonsense list wotof the people's govonor? Wotof WIKE?

The UFC middleweight champion Isreal Adesanya The 'Stylebender' has received an early Christmas gift from his jujitsu master 'Galva' who is 15x world jujitsu champion.
The Stylebender broke down in tears as he was given a purple belt which is the highest belt in jujitsu.

The last Stylebender who is currently undefeated in UFC with a record of 20 wins and 0 loses has won 15 of those fight through knockout. In his speech, he said that he is ready to start winning opponents by submissions also.
We all recall how he reacted angrily during his previous faceoff with top UFC middleweight contender Pablo Costa when Costa had thrown a white belt on him. He later when on to knock Costa out in round 2 of their fight in a bout which he completely dominated.



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slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Wetin sala dey do for there na

Messiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

The day I realized Lionel messi was something else...was the day he scored the third goal against real betis
Damnnnn....mehnn..you all need to see that goal..you all will shed tears..it was as if he applied the law of projectile[ physics]
And for some pussy ass niggarrs that keep saying he should leave Barcelona to show he his good...i will say those pussy ass niggarrs should tell their biological mother to leave their father and get pregnant for another man to show that she is really fertile..
Because Lionel messi has single handedly conquered almost all clubs in the world...so what do these pussy ass niggarrs still want

Stop trying to be intellectual of cheap weed.. When your eyes clear reread how stoopid your anology is.

Stupid Tinubu.. When 43farmer were killed he kept quiet..maybe farmers life don't matter to him..

omenka:
Short Fused nonentities.

Couldn't care less whatever happens to any of them.

Barcelona is the stupidest club in the universe. See me see 35 million naira, only for the dolts to mess things up.

Pictures or it's a lie!!

Oh lawd!!

King OBAMEYANG will kill people today..
scoreline 2-4 correct

Put am your live savings and change your life

Gunners for life!!!

Congrats Deola and Manhood!

themainman600:
all a parents hardwork of twenty years just wasted.Like that aah but maybe she saw their face that maybe the reason the bastards shoot her pls and pls during robbery operations don't ever try to look up.

There shall never know peace..


but am kinda having erection for this babe thigh my Vaseline where are you??

Modify the senseless part of your comment if you still have small sense