₦airaland Forum

Walexsammy:
hope u banging her with one of ur dicks? Pls, stop cheating

laff wan tear my belle.

HateU2:
You just miss sha. SMA. Beads are beautiful niggaa. It makes sex hot, very hot! Ladies use it for beauty/ fashion. I personally luv it and have it on

I would really like to see those beads on u if u don't mind

KINGinVAHALA:
Why didnt u asked her? you allowed her to leave and u came here asking us.

Anyways, for me i loved it on ladies. It makes them look sexier and also turns me on.

my nigga!!!!!!!!

Richnero:
have i preached in your church before?

very funny response

According to the op, she is currently waiting 4 NYSC, so she chooses 2 engage in a business that will fetch her some money, so many youths like me are also awaiting NYSC but we spend the time sleeping,frolicking,messing around with trivial things. I'm really inspired,na make I go find popcorn machine dey go bus stop sure pass

ritababe:
I remember that time wey we dey do calculus na 3 answer sheet I use that time.

lool,very very true, especially integral calculus, students collect extra sheet so tey,the invigilators had to call for more sheets

xtophy:
some lol sights include 1. the moon trek of that tp mazembe coach, that guy was high. 2. flavour's twisting.. i even thank God say the guy no remove shirt. 3. dbanj is done wit song, kokogarri calls 4. if caf gives any money to sunny ade, efcc shld probe both caf and ksa. 5. all those dancers are oloshos. 6. isa hayatu is tired and he shld retire. 7. where was lil kesh..skiborobocaf. 8. did PMB realy steal a platinum watch. 9. mikel should hav been in d best xi; all hail jose

Very hilarious comment but true tho,the sunny ade part cracked me up, Isa Hayatu should retire true true,the man almost fell down while climbing the stairs to give his speech.

No new year resolutions

dollarathe:
I don't understand why all issues always turn to tribal war on nairaland ? can't youths just read and analyse constructively and educate there souls ? instead u keep seeing insults and funny(not taughtful) comments about each others tribe. The fact that u don't understand a particular culture doesnt make it bad or of lesser importance to yours. just keep ur oversabi soul to ursef n ur culture.

U deserve 1 crate of chilled Orijin.

ekafine:
me think that yorubas are rather too barbaric and stark backward in their thinking and way of life. you made mention of the british, do the british do fetish things like the yorubas did with their oba? why is the oba had to go to the forest? probably to fortify himself for merely world dirty throne in the backward yorubaland?

Every race with its own culture and tradition, the king visiting the forest is one of the traditional rites,im very sure the brits have their own rites which must be followed religiously.
P.S Yorubas and Africa generally are learners beside the brits when it comes to being fetish.

SirJeffry:
See as the prospects of this young man has been caged with a silly traditional title just like that of Sanusi lamido.

This is why we Africans remain so backward

it's very obvious u the backward one here. Who told u his prospects are caged? I wonder how u with a free prospect is faring in life,nonsense!

Me when a JW knocks on my door

Highcuerayte:
The man nailed to cross is not Jesus but Emmanuel.

Sir/Ma,the person nailed to the cross was Jesus and also he bears Emmanuel. Was it not the same man nailed to the cross blind bartholomew called Jesus, son of David? so don't go about confusing people,Good day.

Few days ago,a thread about some miscreants causing menace to the society hit FP, one of the culprits claimed he was kidnapped to join the buccaneers confraternity;

https://www.nairaland.com/2701442/kidnapped-join-cult-suspect-pic

However,the buccaneers confraternity released an official statement via its facebook official page saying that the men in question were never part of them, excerpts below;


Statement by the Grand Eye of the Buccaneers Confraternity on
recent occurrences.
Dear all,
It has been brought to our attention that certain individuals who
claim to be members of the Buccaneers Confraternity or who were
allegedly "kidnapped" by people claiming to be Buccaneers are
currently in Police custody after they were arrested with firearms
in their possession. First, we want to commend the Police for their
work in arresting these individuals. Secondly, we call on the Police
to make sure that they are prosecuted to the full extent of the Law.
Furthermore please be aware that the individuals, Damilola
Adeyemi and Ibrahim Oyelakin are not, have never been, and will
never be members of the Buccaneers Confraternity. They are two
of the many imposters among the public parading themselves as
members of our organization and engaging in the extortion of
unsuspecting members of the public with promises of admitting
them into an organization that they themselves are not members
of.
We are aware that many miscreants and irresponsible individuals
parade themselves as our members and take the opportunity to lure
and extort money from other individuals with promises of making
them members of our organization.
For the avoidance of doubt, admission into Confraternity is not
carried out by students on campus or by any one individual or
group of individuals purporting to represent us. Beware of such
imposters. We have a centralized admission procedure which can
be found on our website. Information for admission into our
organization can only be obtained by contacting and receiving a
response from the webmaster at www.alorasealords.com or by
visiting us on Facebook at our official page at Buccaneers
Confraternity and communicating with the Administrators.
We advise that if anyone tells you that he can either admit you into
our organization or facilitate your admission, you check with us by
visiting our website at www.alorasealords.com or by contacting us
through Facebook.
We also advise any person or group of persons in any tertiary
institution who parade themselves as our admission officers to
desist from doing so forthwith as we will continue to partner with
Law Enforcement Agencies to crack down on Imposters.
We also advise members of the press to check facts with us before
publishing false news about our great Confraternity.
We remain proud of our organization. We will not be deterred by
the continued attempt by some to tarnish our image.
We will continue to focus on our noble humanitarian efforts in
alleviating the plight of the less privileged, donating money and
support to very many causes of charity across the globe where we
find ourselves. We will continue to mold fine gentlemen, instilling in
them the virtues of good citizenship and the value of hardwork.
We will continue to remain a brotherhood where membership
spreads across tribes and tongues. A brotherhood which is a model
for a peaceful society where individuals of diverse backgrounds
coexist peacefully while pursuing the same noble objectives.
All members of the Buccaneers Confraternity should continue to go
about their daily affairs and as always remain law abiding and
model citizens.
Grand Eye
Buccaneers Confraternity

This proves beyond reasonable doubts that the men in question were not buccaneers.
Visit www.alorasealords.com or www.facebook.com/buccaneersconfraternity for more information.

pretydiva:
Are u kidding me ...this can only happen in ogbomosho tho

Haba! y evuls naa,been in ogbomosho for the past 6 years,nd I have never seen anything like dis before.

9jacrip:
Eyin omo yeibo, yeibo
Eyin omo yeibo, yeibo
Mo gbo information, lori radio
Pe wan na yin, wan na yin.

Wo bobo, flogging lo bade.
To stop this yeibos to dey front every night and day. x2

oya floggy the yeibos! yeibo! dem too dey cause wahala yeibo! yeibo!

Yemi alade looks good,congrats to her on the award. The other Aunty is definitely what inspired "olympus has fallen"

9jacrip:
They have been stolen the devil for decades, koko go don full the devil head o

On a serious note, do people not think? About a million people go to stone one 'devil' every year to do what for them exactly?

Baba mi,the devil sef don improve him defensive devices,na y the stone backfire con kill all of them....nobody go ever stone devil again,lool.

Bonapart:
It's wrong. Gamblers blow but they never get rich in their entire life

tell that to the prof that won 58 million naira....SMH

just4now:
l plead with you in the name of the Lord to jettison your idea it is inspiration from hell. l used to love football until one day the Lord showed me how deep He detests football in the church or church getting involved. In addition He frown at TV stations own by churches from showing it. He said worldly news casting in these stations also infuriate Him. Please always ask Holy Spirit before you introduce anything to the church.

Shalom.

oh please!!! even mountain of fire and miracle ministries has a football unit playing in one of the local leagues. I am a redeemer and several times,we have organised football competitions all to the glory of God. I just dey wonder the God wey u dey talk for here.

whirlwind7:
Any discerning person would know where this man is coming from.
He suddenly realized that the country he has selfishly served was built on a satanic foundation when he doesn't have any more federal appointment, right?
Just give him one mumu post, say, junior assistant to the temporary assistant to the special assistant on pure water nylon pollution, and watch him change his tune instantly!

All that he had spewed here is not new or strange to anyone who had bothered to know the history of Nigeria. Why it suddenly became a subject of interest to him at this point is what anyone should ask.

In the words of Bola Tinubu: "I know FFK very well. Just give him a little money, and he will strongly give shameless support for a goat to contest for political post"

D junior assistant to the temporary assistant to the special assistant on pure water nylon pollution really really cracked mi up

Rapists should be hung by their balls!!!!!!

I am very guilty of number 4,bt d rest? esp dat number 3,dia are many fishes in d river so y die trying 2 catch one?

Dis explains d deteriorating state of d educational sector in Nigeria,kids of d opulent all studying abroad,well sha,e go better!

GboyegaD:
Washing clothes. I am so happy I never really got to wash until after secondary school and sometimes then, they still washed for me. When I got into higher institution, at first I had to force myself to but later, resolved to "ekaro, se e ma fo aso". Since then, I don't think I get to wash clothes even till date.

My Nigga!!!! I do d same also bruv.....infact I even get customer sef,den wen I'm home,i use d laundry machine.....

falconey:
I'm an undergraduate in a science and technology university.

Its my school tradition to employ 1st class grads automatically as G.A.

B-TECH 2.2 and 3rd class are fire!!! I guess the discrimination is on B.S.C grads. Thou the OP didn't specify.

are u a ladokite?

DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

femi4:
Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God

well,its a pity 2 say dis particular person wasn't blessed in any way.

Beesluv:
Omo ti eye ba bi, eye na lo ma Jo. Like mama like baby. Biuriful

Yes ooo

Mercy Aigbe dresses good,bt I love her daughter dress sense more sha

odikwa very serious