₦airaland Forum

When an accident happens, I don't care about the lost lives. All I weep for is the vehicle. It was somebody's saving that bought it. Just look at the jeep above, even panel beaters Can't salvage it. What if he had given somebody the money for the car as capital. All these ostentatious goods you buy without insurance is suicide. I hope you don't call the new wife a witch

queenlovely

Let me drop my candid opinion here. From the bottom of my heart. Respect is what we all crave for, its not money. If money is what we wanted dangote has enough, he wants respect and praise. He want to stand out. This lady needs respect of people around her and probably the world and will take any means to get attention. Why else will she tease people with this handkerchief on her waist. We all want to become famous so we will be respected, but losing the little respect we have already is dangerous

No wonder he does grow. Be like bone bone everywhere

This lady is possessed

Terrorist

I knew Suleiman when he was a nobody. He cannot con me into believing this shit.

FortifiedCity:
You don't need to lie. Use some of your products for free or reduced cost promos. You will definitely get some good reviews. Use it for the testimonials.

what if its a service

Nigerians are moved by testimonies from people who have benefited from a product or services. Even churches encourage testimonial every sunday to help those with doubt. Books are recommended through testimonial. So I was wondering, for my new business, should I fake customer testimonial to increase sales. Should I lie. Nigeria people dislike truth. They believe hype.
So how can I do it without being caught?

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I take special interest in this case. I am now on your side. Pm me so we could talk. Nobody should live in fear

I cant count the Number of people who proffered that suggestion and suffered dearly for it. Let me tell you something. My friend wanted to try her hand out in long distance relationship. She was at Havard while her guy works at facebook headquarters in San Francisco. She have him a surprise visit only to behold an awful sight. Since then she voted for cohabiting anyday

I nearly had a heart attack when my father's airborne private jet was given a forced landing at Antwerp. Reason been that the private jet is rare and was in an unregistered Territory. My dad wasn't there to save me but a call to him settled everything. He immediately called the foreign relations office and we were asked to continue our journey. My friends and I were on our way to Brussels Fashion week. I love that city. They know how to plead. And pamper people

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Cashew is the poor man's crop but the rich man's food. So it says until my grandfather Handed over his cashew plantation at Dekina local government area to my father. My family buys cashews in huge bulk and export some to india.
Today I can proudly say my father is richer than dangote. Its not pride its a Fact. I hope the pictures below clears your doubt.

A very nice lady. I once met her at the Mutala Mohammed airport arrival area. She is a mutual friend to my friend. She introduced herself as I tried to place the face. Although I had to reschedule an appointment with her a week later. Rita Dominic. I treasure our little chit chat

God bless Nigeria

JustCalMeDBoss:
Wow so u mean ur dad has a private island omo let me marry u Oo husband cridentials is complete OO.

in your dreams. My man is a prince. Not a nigerian prince

I was at bologna italy 6 months back when I saw the wife of the said governor at an outdoor cafe. I wanted taking pictures with her but I stayed back. She ordered a cappuccino while waiting for her uber driver.
We later met the same day at a luxurious boutique. She bought countless jewellery and Gucci. I was mad

Sanemind:
wat Abt u,won't u like to marry someone here?

I am currently dating a world renowned surgeon

heaven

These cult boys and their problems. I see them as coward who have low self esteem. By the way cultism is not bad, it is just how they turned it around. A knife was designed to cut vegetable leaves but will you blame me if somebody stabs somebody with it? I want to convince my daddy to form his own cult. Like Yakuza. Mission will be assassination of corrupt politicians.

My family is very rich. We dine with the super rich of lagos. During one of those extravagant dinner party at lekki, somebody related to Fatah awonoseni adviced me never to involve myself in petty theft. I was baffled, but when I saw How big thieves are worshipped, I valued that advice.
I will continue stealing oh.dont advice me. Big money

queenlovely

Wow. He is an adult for crying out loud. But I have to give it to you. How did you track him down. Do you work with SARS. I like your efficiency. The guy would now watch his back

mokset123:
This your story sha can plait dada on someones head

I pray you grow natural dada instead

Some men are just naturally born cooks. He is good. But I wanted more info on the fish he prepared. Was it our Jellof? Let me tell you a story
my cousin used to be a cook in one luxurious Paris hotel. Until he was enticed by a competitor to come work for them. When he had settled down and thought them all his recipe. They fired him the following month. He was deported back to Nigeria. He was roaming every riff raff joint in the village. Until my father invited him to come work in our cashew plantation. He is now wealthy now. Goes to Paris after cashew season to cook. Last year he bought his own restaurant. He is now his boss

be good to everybody

Blue3k:
Why pay not pay online or over the phone?

because we now have real hackers. They would give you wrong website to pay. People will prefer going to their nearest offices to complain and make payment.
People will never stop calling electricity NEPA in that society. Even if it was another utility company

More people will be buying laptops and tablet phones. NOLLYWOOD will enjoy. Because more People are getting the movies to watch. Movie piracy will increase. Nigerians will reminiscence a pre electricity society. Some would even wish electricity had never come. Electrocution will be daily news and occurrence. We will be beating our chest to ghana. We will always remember who have us electricity. Torch lights hardly sell.
All those People charging phones at charging centre will be out of business. Nigerian students will stop carrying charger everywhere they go.
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I was just imagining what would happen to a Nigeria with steady power supply. How would it affect our lives. Who are the stakeholders that stand to loss or gain?
generators repair jobs will vanish
no more cooking with kerosene and firewood . People would buy more appliance. More people will spend more time indoor watching movies. We won't interact with our neighbour as we usually do in the past. We would be paying utility bills at the office. People won't respect our culture anymore because they have been so exposed to other culture through movies.
Power bank sales will drop. Fuel is cheap. Electric vehicle charging station is springing up. Multinational companies cost of doing business have reduced.

MisterGrace:
Inject his pennnis with hot boiling water mixed with very hot pepper till he dies.

Put him in a cage with hungry hyenas so they could eat him slowly to death.

Tie and glue both of his hands and legs and throw him into the Atlantic ocean.

Burn him alive.

Put both of his balls on a log of wood and smash them with a baton.

Remove both of eyes with hot iron and feed him shiit all the days of his life.

Someone else should continue.

get Dangote trucks to run over his head