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Oga thank you very much. With this recipe I guess you go don pass dangote. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, I worked for a big hospital and was fired. I took up employment with the smaller hospital down the same street.
My new employer wasn't making money and I wasn't impressed. I complained several times until he finally have me the rein to control the business.
My first strategy was to cook billions of ways to cripple our competition and bring in the koko. Let at us today, we have 195 doctor and 523 resident doctor's or govern. My point is this: Thinking of how to ruin your competition is the best strategy to generate idea's. People from the first hospital now work for me too

gozzlin:
I'm very sure you were the chief Nazi torture chief in your past life. Imagine all the sadistic killing techniques you enumerated.

that guy could have been my brother he killed. He is lucky it wasn't my family member. The last person who killed a person from my family suffered greatly. We used his intestines as skipping rope

Narldon:



Why is he wearing my Cousin's clothes?

use am create your own topic. This is front page

Effiezynews:
Have you killed before,my dear?

uncle God forbid. Na imagination

DeeTus:
Which city does this person live?

rivers state.

bluetrails7:
between 3-5million this stuff can be settled now. Lots of people are doing it thesedays. But since visiting a church won't cost a fraction of this, why not try God first?

its a client and he is atheist

bluetrails7:
I don't place premium on the forum. Too bad, na just deactivate your hubby fit do. Is he a man or an employee of Seun. I don't get it

how about a surrogate mum

Mynd44
seun
Lalasticlala
Oya do the needful. Let's move to permanent site.
There are many who will benefit from this post. Sometimes we have similar problem or even better than others. Getting advice from Strangers can comfort

Saintsammurai:
I SAID, TAKE YOUR WIFE TO THE CHURCH.

which one

DeeTus:
Which does this person live?

sir I no understand

Saintsammurai:
OP forget about adoption, forget about taking your wife abroad for whateva medical rubbish... IF you can come to warri in delta state, by this time next year, you will be a father...

abi no be Jerri place. My wife don chop their apple tire

UfuomaUN:
This queenlovely again

Keep sharing peoples problems on nairaland. I wonder how they would feel when they discover how you've laid them bare. It doesn't matter whether you mentioned their names or not.

problems are to be shared not hidden. You might even be helping millions out there with the answers here. Somebody died today because of toothache. If only she shared her problem

Saintsammurai:
OP, having a baby by this time next year is 1,000% possible.. with GOD all things are possible, i can direct you to christ mercy land deliverance ministry in warri, come with your wife, you can contact me on how to book a hotel in the church... If you can come to warri with your wife, by this time next year, you will be a father.....

their apple full house. Even stickers

She picked me up from the gutter when I was a nobody. We started our relationship from our UNIVERSITY days. She has been with me through thick and thin. I am the centre of her universe. Our relationship of 10 years is wobbling because of no issues. I inherited huge fortunes from her family since there were no male. How do I continue my lineage if she cant bear children. Please Nairalanders help me.
I love her but I want kids. She now visit every pastor in town. Every churches. What use is having money without kids.
Somebody wanted to sell me A baby at Enugu, from a baby factory. I declined

How do I even get people's trust. In a society where people dont even trust themselves. The task won't be easy but it would be worth it. My friends are all ready to embark with me on this treacherous journey. All I have to do is get the ball Rolling

Bizzonthetrack:
Can you afford it?

money is no object

praiseneofingz:
kai if dis one wan fvck babe wet she never see him back before, make e come be in the night wet light no dey.....that bright scar go cause gbege o

out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh. From this comment above you have summarized your whole life

heaven

I am thinking of one of the best torture technique for this murder. His weapon of choice was a gun. So we should give him the slow treatment. Decimate him while he is alive
bury him alive
burn him alive
insert needle into his ... And ...
Nail him to a cross
tie him and drag him around town on the back of a horse
castrate him
cage him like a dog
remove his eyes with hot coal
give him a conspicuous scar and let him go
feed him to wild animals
death by flogging
by hanging
firing squad
add yours

Finstar:
Abeg, go find better work do. Your work is to advice people and you're here seeking for the advice you'll use to advice your client.. Don't allow me to play with words abeg.. I'm not in a good mood.

mind you I dont seek advice. I seek opinion. The cheapest commodity on earth.

Finstar:
LMAO Op don enter hot soup today

what soup

FvckShiT:
[color=#F535AA]Holy fúçking shíít! who fúçking pissed you off ßaßy ? [/color]

dear you fellow Nairalanders Are ganging up on me. Come rescue me. Protect a weak lady
mynd44
Lalasticlala
seun.
Oya do the needful.
Ban anybody who derails this thread

I see Nairalanders always calling somebody a wasted sperm, and My hyperactive curiousity kicked in. How do we conclude that a person a living a wasted life. By what parameters do you hold your pronouncement? Can life really be wasted? Do we have any right to call somebody's life wasted? Even at the larger society and your culture, why is a person termed wasted? I conducted a quick survey around my neighbourhood and came up with the answers below.
1. People who have nothing to show for a Big effort.
2. Retiring a poor old man
3. Wasted huge opportunities
4. Having contrary opinion
5. Imprisonment
6. Married to wrong person
7. Untimely death
8. Not taking risk.
9. Abortion
10. Social network freak and binge watching tv.
Please add yours below
no insult please
comment with sense. Its not my fault I keep posting blame my imagination. Although I want to keep bringing intellectual discussion to stimulate your mind. Enough with slay king and queen. I am trying to create the Nairaland I would desire. Create yours.

owuzaa:
what a nice lie

my people perish for lack of knowledge. We could ask questions out of curiosity and an active imagination.
Its not your fault guys. Its from the weak foundation of your education system. Which places emphasis on rote learning. Creativity is zero. Does it mean the numerous questions asked on quora daily are from stupid people. Come on people. Think

rummeh:
Minster of Advising.... What if your so called "clients" see their stories on nairaland.

I didn't mention their names. And the name above is an alias

LifeIsGuhd:
You too dey lie abeg

Na everyday you dey get issues?

Howfar your carryover?

I advice people for a living. I just want your advice on these pressing issues. I am a shrink . Kind of a psychologist

heaven

ayamprecious:
Queenlovely

ayamprecious

I used to envy the fluent english these journalist spoke in front of cameras. So faultless and without error until they shattered my illusion in billion pieces. I discovered they were just reciting a script from a teleprompter. No wonder they dont make mistakes. I was even shocked when I learnt obama used the same thing. Ever since I just dislike them all. I stopped listening to his speeches.
Forget all these their journalism schools. Anybody can win an award reading from a teleprompter.

ayamprecious:
M sure u are satisfied that all your post are making fp,
U complained of friend having 10 carry over Another one your uncle Another family tearing apart


It looks like you are used to unfortunate people

Na you get your mouth. Fire on. Abi Na free wifi? Type on

Make it look like you are campaigning. The deadline to start all these wonderful work should be written boldly and sing it to whoever cares to listen. Make a tape recording of your promise and make sure everybody gets it. When you must have registered enough people then you can start fulfilling your numerous promise. They wouldn't know that you depend on them for this thing to work.

What promise will I make people
1. Health insurance
2. Sponsorship of talented people.
3. I will give you capital to start your business.
4. There will be so many jobs. I will enroll you for skill acquisition and still pay you monthly.
5. You get capital to start your business after training.
6. We take care of your medical needs
7. Protect you from police intimidation and harrassment.
8. I pay your children's school fees.
9. Provision of scholarship
10. Give you student loan and subsided food.