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Politicians make promises they cant keep yet people believe them. I can promise and deliver. Attract them with sugar coated tongue. Put a deadline for the promise. I want people to perceive how serious I am with my promises. Register people in my locality and outside.

legitimatefrank1:
Please Can You Tell Me Your Facebook Username?

Sonia hart. Hope all is well

heaven

I will be Crowdfunding but I wouldn't mention the name Crowdfunding.
I noticed nigerians want to reap where they did not sow. So getting people to register by promising them heaven and earth won't be a problem after all. Its a huge industry for anybody who can untie the Gordian knot. We have the population and everything

congo4ka:
Mumu op, we don't taya to dey see your dumb posts on FP.

mumu reader. Stop reading it. I am tired of trying to upgrade your 1kilobyte peanut brain. Trying to enlighten you with rich topics, yet all this dunce wants to see on front page is slay king and queen.
In life there are 3 categories of people: People who make things happen, people who analyse what happens, people who watch what happens.
We all cant be on front page. Only the big boys and girls can. While a fool like you will keep commenting. Would you have noticed I existed if I wasn't posting?

gentlegenius:
Has your brother ever complain about her unapologetic nature? Or is he complaining now?

several times. I once cajoled her to say sorry but she brushed it of saying that its just little stuff

legitimatefrank1:
Queen I Saw Your Picture, You Are Adorable

thanks dear. I can sense a Sincere compliment from a sincere heart

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bmos:
How can you hear when you are hiding in your yard?

uncle, why should I hide? I am not afraid of death oh

dustmalik:
No, I don't. Who is he?

he is from Anyigba. He was feared and dreaded by wada until bello came in. Bello hunted him down. Demolished his house and imprisoned him. We dont know of his whereabouts now. He was involved in several high profile kidnapping and extortion. Then you know of makãma

RomeoEmpire:
After the hustle, he will probably fyn his square root bak to d villa @old age. The hustle is real mehn..

his kids dont even know their hometown

zulex880:
Your uncle is a tenant in the city and have a mansion in his village

You friend (abi na you sef) get 10 carry overs in her final year

Your uncle wife no dey gree apologize

OP I no just understand you, na only you get all the problem for this country and seems nairaland has turned to your village elders meeting where family issues are being addressed

jealousy go kill you oh. Dont worry your day would come

Daviddson:
Alright

david. Thread number 3

dustmalik:
It's true. He was a terror in Ebira land, famous for being notorious.

do you know Zekeri yahoo

free2ryhme:
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which city is your uncle living in
city get levels

lagos of all place. He lives in absolute squalor

As in Idah

Daviddson:
Calling the mods for every of your threads is not being mature you know? I've no grouse against you.

I understand. But these are societal issues that haunt us all the time. Its not a thread about slay king or queen. Don't you think its an important topic?

Daviddson:
Two of your threads have graced the front page today and you're still calling Lalasti-clala. Why are you overstretching your luck? If you don't have any thing doing, can't you read other people's threads and posts?

davido. You dey funny oh. Chai. You remind me of my kid brother, always throwing tantrums to get what he wants

Daviddson:
Two of your threads have graced the front page today and you're still calling Lalasti-clala. Why are you overstretching your luck? If you don't have any thing doing, can't you read other people's threads and posts?

davido. You dey funny oh. Chai. You remind me of my kid brother, always throwing tantrums to get what he want

I must confess I dont know the section to post this. But I have a serious question I must ask.
Is it necessary to have a house in the village when you spend most of your life outside the village? My uncles hardly visit their mansions in the village. Other people are just occupying the property. They only come back once in a blue moon. They can just breeze in and breeze out tomorrow.
My question now is, is it not better to have that mansion in the city, than rent an apartment in the city. You are a tenant in the city in one poor make-shift house, but own a duplex in the village that is empty. Is it even economically wise? It baffles logic and common sense. Dont give me that shity excuse about Home town and burial.

heaven

My friend is in a dilemma now. She has more [url=eduregard.com.ng/why-students-carry-over-courses-in-nigerian-universities/]Carry over[/url] in her final year. What do you think she should do. She was given economics to study as against the banking and finance she wanted. Now the day of pain is near. She cant tell her people of an extra year. They would kill her. She has so many other siblings waiting for aunty to graduate and rescue the family. What can she do. She no be slay queen oh.

Seun mynd44 Lalasticlala

tuscani:
...'The fault is not in our stars, Oh Brutus, for it is in us, because we are weaklings'.

dear shaky you torched my heart

tosyne2much:
I woke up and found it hard to catch sleep ni jawe.. What about you?

please let's us not derail this thread. Take it somewhere else please.

Seun: Lalasticlala mynd44

I dont envy this guy at all. He died a miserable man. What could he so desire from a woman, he divorced 29 times. God forbid. He had so many children and grandkids. Yet when he died at 88 years, no family member came forward to claim him. He died a pauper. He even went ahead to marry a woman like him. She was his last wife. The longest marriage he had was a year. I will always stick to my family. I Won't let them down. Please our brothers who want to sow their wide oath everywhere, be careful. It might backfire on you. Guinness book of world record gave him that title.
Just imagine, is that a good title

Glynn Wolfe, also known as Scotty Wolfe (July 25, 1908 – June 10, 1997), was a Baptist minister who resided in Blythe, California. He was famous for holding the record for the largest number of monogamous marriages (29). His shortest marriage lasted 19 days, and his longest lasted eleven years. His final marriage was to Linda Wolfe (née Essex), who holds the record for the most-married woman (23 times). The marriage was a publicity stunt, and a week after the wedding, Essex went back to her hometown in Indiana, but she kept her married name.

Wolfe died in Redlands, California a month and a half before his 89th birthday.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glynn_Wolfe

https://s3.amazonaws.com/bg.ami.com/headstones/images/20150228/11231012.jpg
[img]https://funnynamesblog.files./2012/04/wolfe2.jpg[/img]Glynn “Scotty” Wolfe and one of his unidentified wives

Imagination

Omoyele Sowore

mumumugu:
you are the one who hardly says sorry

how

ImaIma1:
How great she is! She must be the I am that I am.

she behaves like our queen mother

Afam4eva:
Which ground? The one in Ogori Magongo, Lokoja or Kabba? These days it's even possible for people in Lagos to know what is happening in your background than you.

I am currently in Anyigba. But I have people in all 21 local government area. My business partner is from okehi