₦airaland Forum

See your life?

Watermelon wey Dem slice like birthday cake

Me dey finish full ball here for naija.

Omoawoke:
Abeg what is the retirement age in Nigeria again?

So if they call youth, this grandpa will come out too

If you want to use age, you are all old men. all of you are old men

we want the youngest among the oldest bro.

Obi abago

MelesZanawi:
You don't have PVC, how do you want to vote?
But your imaginary vote is for Obi.

Sharrrrrrap

My VIN is still intact.

I will soon take this issue to Twitter.


Obi is Coming

They refused to give me my PVC, despite registering Oct, 2021.

My vote is for obi

HarlequinLekex:
Probably they ate in a room with all window closed [no ventilation] so as not to allow their neighbour beg for food.

scum

Obavoh:
There is an evil lady in our street that my wife recently became friends with.

This lady is single and lives alone. She has many boyfriends that comes to visit her.

I have warned my wife severally to stop being friends with this lady but she has refused to listen.

Just fucck the lady and have peace.

Honestly, is only on nairaland I see people campaigning for tinubu. In my locality here in Lagos, am yet to see a Yoruba man r woman canvassing for tinubu candidacy.

Am not talking about APC party agent and members I mean an ordinary man

God be my witness

God forbid BAThing otherwise ATIKU ni yen

Make sure her inhaler dey for her hand as you dey stroke.

ahnie:
She's not a leech.
She has lil bizness of grinding.we all grinds from her.

okay.

In all, you have done well.

ahnie:
Yesterday I visited the mall to get toiletries, snacks and beverages for my gangs
It was an impromptu buying. I was actually dodging from buying it, but my gangs just wouldn't let me.

We got all we wanted, ate and arrived home with our loots.

I was trying to fit all we bought inside the kitchen, when I heard the voice of a neighbor, like she stays 2 compound away from mine.

She's a widow who recently lost her husband to the cold hands of death this year (June) precisely and saddled with the lone responsibility of taking care of her 3 lil boys
She came to buy fufu (akpu) for her sons to eat.

I don't know what prompted me, I invited her inside my pavement, then slashed my loots into 3 places then gave her 1 part including a crate of egg idling away.

She started crying ,father lawd I was confused the more, you needed to see the joys in her face.

I knew my kids needed those things badly, but here was a woman who needed it more than us.

I have planned gifting her 2 paints of rice during Xmas period to put smiles on her face. May God make things easier for every one of us.

The economy is hard at the moment, but let's try and help one another. People are going thru alot, it takes the grace of God for some people to even afford 1 square meal.

Hers was pics 1.
Pics 3&4 for my gangs


Pics 2.....my boy refused sharing his and he held on to his loot

God bless you but


Learn to teach people to fish not giving them fish coz you will get tired of giving someday.

You can help her get things she can use and start frying akara and yam.

Make I add small small water for this rice, make e for fit done well well.

Urchins where are you?

I spent transport N4600 (Uber) to get my PVC las week Monday for Peter Obi, but they told me to come back 1st week of December that is not ready for pick up yet.


This is my first time am voting.

Thryphosa:
Not like that, it's normal in my place to pray and wish our children be greater than their parents, with the faces of these guys I am sure I double their age if not more than, so I assume they are my children. Its the same prayers I pray for my children as well, which I think it's okay.

thanks for the clarification sir.

Tinubu made Lagos that way.

Romanoff:
I don't get angry as long as the man is also a virgin.

Virginity isn't only for women so don't expect what you can't give.

Do men have hymen?

Thryphosa:
Young chaps! Go and conquer the world! You guys are the hope of tomorrow, make Nigeria great again.

Like you have given up on life already?

Coz am sure you are not above 50.

Dirty thing

4teenblaq:
Making it as how? Depends on what you want to be sha.

You can still be a billionaire or a millionaire at 90.

But it is more fulfilling if you be before 60.

madam social became a millionaire in her 70s

We all will die one day, a day we do not know. Are you prepared for it?

jeromestarks:
"I saw her with her friends and approached her. I dropped some scopes, she smiled and gave me her number.
I called her days later. We talked and laughed on phone. I called again two days after, we talked and laughed and discussed about our favorites (food, color, friends, family, games etc). Seemed like we had a connection.

Next day, we met in class and Boom! She pretended not to see me. I smiled and raised my hand to say Hi but right there and then,she snubbed me.

I accepted my fate (thinking she doesn't want me) and moved on. I stopped calling, texting, and greeting even when we meet in school.

Babe got really angry!
Recently, i heard her told her friends that I am doing as if I don't know her.
Her friends (males and females) suddenly turned against me and now look at me with an indifferent face. They don't even answer my greetings anymore.

Abeg, waiting I do wrong?"

Please advise.
What made her act like that?

kiddies trend

virginprincess:
Must everything be joke to una sef ,maybe when such calamity befall you then you go know say non be laughing matter,Ewu.

and you think he is joking?

ULiTv:
I am just wondering, I have not used memory card in my phone, for close to a year now, this is because my phone has 64gb which I have not even used half of it since I bought the phone.

Do you still use memory card in your smartphone

Lalasticlala

I have 512gigs on my phone

Didn't see any assault. All I see is a bleeched skin.

immortalcrown:
Fame and its effects.

Osuofia say na, "Big man big trouble".

The world does not jodge you by your actions but by your friends. That is why there is a phrase that says, "Show me your friends and I will tell you who you are". But this philosophy is wrong, especially for celebrities who are rushed by cats qnd dogs. I don't mean to vindicate this boxer. He might be guilty of the accusation. He might be innocent of the accusation.

My friend is EMILOKAN. Oya, tell me who I am?

luluosas:
Abeg, the social media parade of Davido over Ifeanyi was too much. That guy needs to learn a lesson because money is not everything. See how he use his own hands to build what also killed his son. It's really a pity!

pointless point.


So if his building collapse, you will also say see how he use his own hand to build what also killed his son.

If it was a fatal accident, you will likewise say see how he use his hand to buy what killed his son.


In life, the spiritual controls the physical. Physical just play out what has been done in the spiritual realms.

luluosas:
He is dead, he is dead. Let the parents grieve in peace please

sometimes you need dig out the root cause of a problem to avert future occurrence.