₦airaland Forum

Amza07:
not the matter of getting another i need to be on my feet yet

look for a lady on nairaland that can help you get on your feet.

Ademola47:
Nairalanders, which nation (team) are you rooting for as the 2022 World Cup winner.

Mine is Argentina.

Since everyone is a contender, then anyone can be a winner..........coolio

shortgun:
I don't think she's sleeping with him yet, She doing that to get you all jealous and worked up.
Ignore her and find a random girl to call.
Always laugh out very loud whenever you are on call with this random girl.
Do this, seat back and watch the universe fight ur battles.

If you want to get the best out of a Nigerian woman, let other women compete with her for your attention.

There is no time to live fake life bro. All those strategies is for kiddies.

Maga must pay before new year eve

agadez007:
That bump is just so different from Balabu bluuu-uuu bulaba

Tinubulu bluu balabu[center][/center]

Athel:
Pls guys don't just scroll pass, pls kindly assist me i have,i have nothing left again for me and my brother to feed. We have been hungry since this week pls assist us with whatever little you have in any little way, we will be eternally grateful. May God almighty bless u and come to your aid as u have come to ours.
Account: Angella

[color=dark]0[/color][color=dark]67[/color][color=dark]8[/color][color=dark]01[/color]

[color=dark]6[/color][color=dark]04[/color][color=dark]1[/color]
G.T Bank

Is it not better to go out with plate and do banbiallah?

See your life?

Watermelon wey Dem slice like birthday cake

Me dey finish full ball here for naija.

Omoawoke:
Abeg what is the retirement age in Nigeria again?

So if they call youth, this grandpa will come out too

If you want to use age, you are all old men. all of you are old men

we want the youngest among the oldest bro.

Obi abago

MelesZanawi:
You don't have PVC, how do you want to vote?
But your imaginary vote is for Obi.

Sharrrrrrap

My VIN is still intact.

I will soon take this issue to Twitter.


Obi is Coming

They refused to give me my PVC, despite registering Oct, 2021.

My vote is for obi

HarlequinLekex:
Probably they ate in a room with all window closed [no ventilation] so as not to allow their neighbour beg for food.

scum

Obavoh:
There is an evil lady in our street that my wife recently became friends with.

This lady is single and lives alone. She has many boyfriends that comes to visit her.

I have warned my wife severally to stop being friends with this lady but she has refused to listen.

Just fucck the lady and have peace.

Honestly, is only on nairaland I see people campaigning for tinubu. In my locality here in Lagos, am yet to see a Yoruba man r woman canvassing for tinubu candidacy.

Am not talking about APC party agent and members I mean an ordinary man

God be my witness

God forbid BAThing otherwise ATIKU ni yen

Make sure her inhaler dey for her hand as you dey stroke.

ahnie:
She's not a leech.
She has lil bizness of grinding.we all grinds from her.

okay.

In all, you have done well.

ahnie:
Yesterday I visited the mall to get toiletries, snacks and beverages for my gangs
It was an impromptu buying. I was actually dodging from buying it, but my gangs just wouldn't let me.

We got all we wanted, ate and arrived home with our loots.

I was trying to fit all we bought inside the kitchen, when I heard the voice of a neighbor, like she stays 2 compound away from mine.

She's a widow who recently lost her husband to the cold hands of death this year (June) precisely and saddled with the lone responsibility of taking care of her 3 lil boys
She came to buy fufu (akpu) for her sons to eat.

I don't know what prompted me, I invited her inside my pavement, then slashed my loots into 3 places then gave her 1 part including a crate of egg idling away.

She started crying ,father lawd I was confused the more, you needed to see the joys in her face.

I knew my kids needed those things badly, but here was a woman who needed it more than us.

I have planned gifting her 2 paints of rice during Xmas period to put smiles on her face. May God make things easier for every one of us.

The economy is hard at the moment, but let's try and help one another. People are going thru alot, it takes the grace of God for some people to even afford 1 square meal.

Hers was pics 1.
Pics 3&4 for my gangs


Pics 2.....my boy refused sharing his and he held on to his loot

God bless you but


Learn to teach people to fish not giving them fish coz you will get tired of giving someday.

You can help her get things she can use and start frying akara and yam.

Make I add small small water for this rice, make e for fit done well well.

Urchins where are you?

I spent transport N4600 (Uber) to get my PVC las week Monday for Peter Obi, but they told me to come back 1st week of December that is not ready for pick up yet.


This is my first time am voting.

Thryphosa:
Not like that, it's normal in my place to pray and wish our children be greater than their parents, with the faces of these guys I am sure I double their age if not more than, so I assume they are my children. Its the same prayers I pray for my children as well, which I think it's okay.

thanks for the clarification sir.

Tinubu made Lagos that way.

Romanoff:
I don't get angry as long as the man is also a virgin.

Virginity isn't only for women so don't expect what you can't give.

Do men have hymen?

Thryphosa:
Young chaps! Go and conquer the world! You guys are the hope of tomorrow, make Nigeria great again.

Like you have given up on life already?

Coz am sure you are not above 50.

Dirty thing

4teenblaq:
Making it as how? Depends on what you want to be sha.

You can still be a billionaire or a millionaire at 90.

But it is more fulfilling if you be before 60.

madam social became a millionaire in her 70s

We all will die one day, a day we do not know. Are you prepared for it?

jeromestarks:
"I saw her with her friends and approached her. I dropped some scopes, she smiled and gave me her number.
I called her days later. We talked and laughed on phone. I called again two days after, we talked and laughed and discussed about our favorites (food, color, friends, family, games etc). Seemed like we had a connection.

Next day, we met in class and Boom! She pretended not to see me. I smiled and raised my hand to say Hi but right there and then,she snubbed me.

I accepted my fate (thinking she doesn't want me) and moved on. I stopped calling, texting, and greeting even when we meet in school.

Babe got really angry!
Recently, i heard her told her friends that I am doing as if I don't know her.
Her friends (males and females) suddenly turned against me and now look at me with an indifferent face. They don't even answer my greetings anymore.

Abeg, waiting I do wrong?"

Please advise.
What made her act like that?

kiddies trend