₦airaland Forum

Stomoney:
Wahala. May I not do help that will end up killing me amen

Lizzbett:
My marriage is 9 years+, blessed with wonderful three kids, nine, seven and 2 yrs.

Am in my mid thirties while hubby is 40, but the issue here is i dont have the urge for sex anymore, any time hubby discuss about it, i hit back by telling him marriage is nit all about sex, and it pains him so much that sometimes it looks as if he want to cry. Some time, i just lay down and open my leg for him to penetrate just to satisfy his urge.

I was not like this, i like sex so much but these days, the urge has disappeared.

I dont know how to tell him that am no longer sex freak.

deeway200:
Of all these campaigns none has beaten Peter Obi. It was the only voluntary campaign. The rest were paid.

lhordspy:
Where are the families of those who were allegedly killed? Abi dem no get family? Them no get pictures? Where are the graves? Is it not funny that we havent seen someone that knows someone, that also knows someone that was killed?


'Gathering of Eye service people' .

Sowore- A failed Journalist, a worst activist and a disaster of a politician. Looking for attention as usual, anything to be in the news and enjoy his few minutes of media spotlight.

Mr macaroni - i dont even know where to even place this one. Anywhere belle-face attention seeking boy. You see him running his mouth and fingers all over twitter jumping on anything political upsetting issues looking for validations from ipob miscreants, while they suck his Di*k continously. They will soon turn on you one day for sure. Children of hate dont like someone for long, they are only enagaging in the fake love because of their tribesman political unachievable fantasy of ruling our country, the country they once called a zoo, not even ruling Biafra. Their envious and hatefilled soul will always tend to showcase itself, no matter how they surpress it.

The only real person in their midst there is Falz, just so unfortunate he has been successfully misled into engaging in Political sponsored Anti-government activities, cheerlead by Children of hate.


Tinubu, a man not in power can order the killings of protesters. But Peter Pandora, a serving Gorvernor didnt ordered the detainment of Nasiru El'rufai using DSS, right? Silly hypocrites

You zombidients just have big flat-head for nothing. What is the use of big-head without using it to think?

taylor88:
Wey your gun?

Abi u no snap am join

Bcuz in this Lagos that Tinubu single-handedly built for us this plantain is 3k

That’s why we all need to vote right bcuz as u go buy this plantain them no give u discount bcuz you voted APC na all of us dey suffer am

fidel2:
Are u this stupid?..... Watz wrong with you. ... Y can't u just read and pass instead of typing rubbish. May God almighty forgive you stupid idiot.

Berrityga:
God gave you a means of income in between your legs use it to rescue your jobless husband out of this mess. If your story is Even through.. Cause I know these just a ploy to beg for money here.

dmdmdm:
I type this with a lot of pain in my heart. I feel sick and there's not a dime, last money was used to send our 2 year old daugher to school this morning and there's just 1 derica of rice left to eat, with nothing to prepare it, before she gets back.

Please help my hubby with a job, a driving job preferably.
He has experience driving on Uber, he's computer literate and can handle administrative functions too.

pongwa:
you want to cause problems between brothers.

BATified2023:
Make them first ask him d population of Nigeria

The best way to embarrass peter obi is to give him microphone

At this rate peter obi is going with lies,if his lies are channeled to electricity generation Nigeria will have light 248

Salewa97:
We welcome Wike endorsement.

Infact Lagos & Rivers state need to collaborate and come up with one developmental policy that both will share.

Lagos and Rivers are wealthy with people with good tradition.

God bless the Yoruba people
God bless Ikwerre and Ijaw people.

Stevo35:
In churches, especially down here in the east, I’m sure seeing couples with their little helps saddling big big bags and babies during service, isn’t new.


My parish, a lot of families come to church with their helps…how do i know they are helps?

Their outfit, carriage and responsibilities, gives them out godu.

The couple usually dress to kee na impress.
Their children dresses sweetly as well; pretty hairdos and nice haircuts mana their helps…


They are clothed in drab cloths and most of the time, spot freshly shaved bololo instead of a hairdo.

As i was putting finishing touches around the altar steps, a couple stepped in with their kids…one look and i knew who the help was.

They located somewhere and sat…kids from ages 3 to 9 go upstairs but since the help was carrying a toddler, she had to sit with her guardians.

The bigger child, went upstairs to the kids department. I didn’t think much about it…I see such, every Sunday at Mass.

Now when Mass started proper, I went upstairs to sit with the kids…i like going upstairs because i get to see everything happening during Mass, at once.

That particular help, started going in and out of the church…they stayed just close to the side door.

Now babies cry in church…not new but each time the toddler cried, the help, takes her out then comes back in when she has stopped.


The toddler would always want to come down from the helps laps but she’d grab her to sit…toddlers don’t like sitting still.

I watched keenly like say na wetin dem send me go church go do…i am a very curious person.

Now when the toddler tried to get down again, she missed her step and since the help couldn’t grab her on time, the pretty baby landed on the floor, on her face.

She wailed and everyone at Mass paused.

Her mother got up, carried her and signalled for the help to follow her…they went outside.

Something told me to go straight to the window and what i saw when i looked down, made my blaad run cold.

As she was rocking her baby with one arm, she used the other hand to lift the helps ear, to the high heavens.

Bent her over, locked her head in-between her thighs and in quick succession, land three slaps to her back.

The help came up for air, writhing with one arm frantically massaging her back to meet another uppercut, to the face.

Me: I was like holy mary!

Do you know why i found what she did nauseating?

She Beat that child then rocked hers sweetly till she stopped crying.

When she came into the church, that is, when she passed the door into the church, she genuflected!

Catholics genuflect to the crucifix when they step into the church!

This woman genuflected after almost splitting a poor girls back!

Jesu Ovie!

Flora2Sweet:
Date according to ur Pocket.....

Sammy101111:
Check the trend on nairaland all this ladies shouting they will go for ready Already Made Man

Now they will come here and backlash me lol

Men come out and fellow the good trend


Present sir

https://www.nairaland.com/7380324/young-lady-rather-build-man

chiommy123:
They call this poverty mentality

Ekundayo7574:
Even with you both the PDP and the Noise maker labour room party no go win The power will surely remain the same, I'm a Christian and I'm voting for BAT let that stink inside your skull

jeromestarks:
30k. R we a go?

Adeolamapamina:
Life is so unfair for me I am more than 18 no relationship till now I keep searching but no one come my way sometimes I get depressed everytime what has life brought upon me no true love the one I keep meeting are gold diggers the last relationship I was into doesn’t last long now I need a relationship but hard to find why is true love so cost like this
The amazing part is am handsome not that rich but dress fine killer dress sense and good phone and sense of humor although I get crushes but they ain’t my type of woman I want what do I do?

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duro4chang:
You go cry and wail taya. Your choice is none of my business. My choice is my choice. Why should my choice gives you headache? E pain you. Just go and set yourself ablaze ASAP.

duro4chang:
May God bless Bola Ahmed Tinubu the incoming president. May God bless him with wisdom to direct the affairs of the country according to the will of God. May his administration usher in peace, progress and prosperity. I congratulate him in advance.Akanbi Omo olodo ide. Ku Ori ire

yemi1504:
That was why I said outside of Arsenal bro. It is very very worrying the team can't put 3 past Everton
despite having all the huge possession!

yemi1504:
Another win but an unconvincing one! Outside of the Arsenal game, Man United have not scored more than 2goals this season and the board thinks Gakpo was not needed?

Minime10:
All can now see that it is indeed Peter Obi that Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso of the NNPP was actually using to trend.
So Peter Gregory Obi was the life wire of kwankwaso's dream of becoming a president.
How come no body is feeling any momentum from the NNPP's presidential candidate, be it on social media or on ground.
Pride they say goeth before a fall
Peter Obi no be ya mate dude

TheElated177:
Is kissing pleasurable?

What is it about kissing that makes it pleasurable? Why do people spend so much time kissing? Is it only in movies or do people actually do so in real life?

When I say "kissing", I don't mean the one people give each other or one another on the cheeks as a form of greeting. Nope!


Can those who engage in kissing tell us what pleasure they derive from it? I don't want to believe people just do it without any sort of satisfaction.

Is it just me or is kissing - not the kiss on the cheeks - disgusting.