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@ tyty

y e b say u wan hear d answer from my mouth abi na 2day way yash bein dey back or e get parting 4 d middle.

@ gil,

na which condition spell am out wake we hear,

@ tyty

o baby d only answer that comes to mind is dirty but since evrybody no wan answer na im make i say wake u tel us d answer i dey beg 4 evry body

@ tytylaylor

o baby wetin u dey get at cos u neva even give d answer 4 d 1st 1

@ tessybaby

abi the face go make all of them run cos as u talk am if e ugly then they go tear 4 40

kronky i liked ur jokes but the last one about ouch and double ouch i believe u got that 1 from grey's anatomy.there's 1 there where a girlfriend was about to leave her boyfriend so the guy got her car keys and swallowed it.they reported to the ER were an intern was atending to their case and while the intern was trying to bring out the keys the girlfried was screaming her head off letting the keys drop further and further down his oesophagus until he couldn't talk no more.the intern finally got the keys out and attended to other issues only to come back and find them kissing

imagine i dey watch 1 nigerian film on africa magic and they dey shoot gun but e na firecrackers they dey use.when u dey stay 4 Ph u'll know wat i'm talking about

i wonder whether they no dey watch hollywood that na why they dey release 200 films every month

why is it that when nollywood actors faint they never fall as if they lose conciousness

kronky what do u mean by bla bla bla doc

Only in Nigeria can we find were darkness cost so much to acquire imagine it cost 16 billion dollars just to get darkness in Nigeria for the past eight years.First world nations recently observed Earth hour were for an hour their power station would turn off power in support of the fight against green house emission but back here in Nigeria i believe i have observed more than a thousand of forced earth hour no thanks to NEP Plc(sorry PHCN[pls handle candle now]) i.e if it isn't approaching hundreds of thousands of forced earth hours.

ituen u no get work,doc

ituen so na here u dey come hide 4 nairaland i don dey search 4 u since 2 find where u dey

i think they have all basically told you what yariyan means

gamine no be small beerholder

men!how will u propose to a girl via the phone it takes the suspense away from it and spoils the moment cos the babe wont be able to see u cry when she turns u down

i think it all depends on what the guy's going out there to look for.

i think it all depends on what the guy's going out there to look for.

bros try go find babe no babe go gree send u text wat if u strike acquaintance wit the babe then u wan meet her up cos i know thats where evrytin dey lead up to then the babe come ugly wetin u go talk

what of if the babe ugly i have a friend who met a fellow nairalander and thought he could actually check the babe out only for him to get to the babes city that was when the girl sent the guy her pic through MMS you need to see how my guy pick race so oga its not by having good replies and striking up acqaintances wit babes over nairaland that matters but if and when u c them no tear 4-40

pls get a life

other people want to be in your shoes and you are running away from it.what if the next relationship you get into becomes hell on earth what would you say then.if i were you i will give God the glory and continue to ensure that my relationship continues to blossom.