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fabulous85:
your aunty is right, she is not your mate, nothing like low mentality na you no get sense.

Friend22:
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Old madam...it's needed jare my sister.
I just taya for some of una

uchman:
You are not real bro!
How can you accept 2k so fast for an offer you quoted 7k, no hassle, no dialogue?
Maybe something is fishy...

Friend22:
She is very right.
She is not your mate.
This borrowed mentality you young folks carry around will eventually ruin you.
I know most of you affirming this rubbish are still young or trying to appear woke when you are not.

If any young girl tries that thing with me,I go match her belle.

iyatrustee:
2008 Toyota Camry LE-------Asking N1.5 but negotiable
7 seater sofa set ---------Offer me a good/reasonable price
LG 7kg front loader washing machine-------N40k
LG double door American style refridgerator-----N180k
Samsung Digital Inverter 2 door fridge------N130k
2hp Panasonic AC-------N80k
1.5hp Panasonic AC-----N50k
1.5hp LG AC-----------N50k
Kitchen genie juicer.-----N30k
4 seater glaas table dinning 30k

Will put up more pictures soon. Quote my mention if interested. All items in Abuja and will be available for October.

Sufferingboy:
You pay first.

seanwilliam:
I wanted to say you're very stupid and daft but I will not..

Cutezt:
Lol, I was on PC and was even angry while typing, it was a bitter experience and I will not fail to testify to the wonderful nonsense called Fooma Hotel, I have their time today.

Oh, and yes, I am still very much with my angel, I hope to be till 80.

Cutezt:
NOTE - any typo you see, carry am like that, I was watching Chelsea's match while typing this, if you no fit read, jump am pass.

So I grew up in the hood where there were no robbers, but many cultists, actually, na God talk say I no go join, so I was 100% street smart.

I moved to Lagos and my armed robbery experience happened less than 3 weeks ago. I went for a 1 week getaway with bae from the island to the mainland, I had a budget of 10k per night for the hotel accommodation, but I needed to do something at badagry, so I sent the accommodation money to Bae to get a good hotel while I join her at Ojo where we choose the location to be.

So I went to badagry and spent 2 days completing the project I was meant to do in badagry and then went to ojo to meet her, she took me to one terrible looking hotel called Fooma hotel around first gate, for those who know Ojo well. I was not happy with her but she had paid already, I asked her why she picked this hotel and she apologized saying she was looking to cut cost since we will still eat and do other stuff, well, I accepted her apology and decided to manage it.

It was a terrible experience tho, no AC, just a fan, the hotel only turns on the gen by 5pm, and most times, there is no power, it affected my work badly as I needed light to work on my PC, so I just decided to waive work for the week and focus on Bae. It was evening, the first thing I noticed was prostitutes flooding the hotel at night, I was not happy at all, so we usually stayed in all night, we could not go to the bar, etc, I endured sha. We had fun for the first few days, one other bad aspect of the useless hotel was that random people kept on knocking at our door each time they notice I am not in, saying they want to talk to bae who is even more security cautious than i, she will never open the door, she told me of one guy who even had the guts to follow her asking to speak with her, i asked her to show me where he was but he was nowhere to be found again.

one day, i went out to get something, and on my return, bae told me a guy came and knocked asking her to open the door but she said he should return when I return, then the guy went and spoke to one of the room attendants who came to knock too asking her to open the door, she told him to return when I come back, as soon as she told me, I told her to dress up let us go to the reception, i went to the attendant and manager and warned them never to come near my door again until I leave this hotel, this was a hotel that water must finish in the tank every morning, when you complain, they will fetch water in a bucket and bring to your room, I just taya for the useless place.

One Friday, I was feeling very lazy and did not want to leave the hotel that day, but we had to go eat that evening, so I told bae we should go somewhere close, she agreed, as we dressed up and was about leaving, she received a call from a friend who invited her to join her and her boyfriend at one eatery at car wash, I told bae i did not want to go far cos my spirit was not letting me, but she cajoled me since that her friend was one she always spoke to me about and wanted me to meet, we sha went, ordered for food, I ate mine while bae packaged hers, I ordered for 2 extra chicken laps as a takeaway, we had a good time.

Now on the way home, I wanted to use the ATM, first, one guy wanted to fight me at the ATM for no good reason o, I carried the bank mopping stick to wipe him but was collected by the security before they separated us, I used the ATM sha and left.

Again, the car we were boarding, so many criminals around the road were looking at us suspiciously, it was obvious our dressing was attracting them, plus bae was Caucasian, so was very light-skinned and pretty, for their mind, I must have money since this girl is following me, dem no know say na manage me sef dey manage my life, I have been in Lagos for 6 years and this was only my third time sleeping over on the mainland, plus I had a car those other times, so I didn't need my street cred, well, these guys kept starring at us, that was when I knew I would have taken an Uber or something and I needed to be armed too. in the bus, one guy came to the window and was staring straight into my eyes while his guys were behind him, I jejely closed the window, I knew they were looking for a reason to begin fighting me so as to take things from me, we left sha.

On our way back, we were walking to the hotel, all of a sudden, 3 guys on okada appeared from nowhere, immediately the first alighted, he pulled out a gun and up it on my head, the second was with a knife and put it on bae, this was just by the roadside o, it was not dark, and people were still out, plus we were less than 10 steps away from the hotel, it was around 9 pm, as soon as I saw the gun and knife, my street cred kicked in, I wanted to wrestle him with the gun cos the fool had the gun very close to me, I could easily hit it and struggle with him, plus I was bigger than this guy, I could deal with him, but I just thought about the others, they could overpower me, plus bae was in danger, so I decided to keep calm. Immediately i saw him, I threw my newly bought redmi note 9 phone inside the gutter, I was not holding any money aside my chicken cos babe collected all the money I withdrew and put in her purse prior. as soon as the guy put the gun on me, I remembered where I was coming from, how rugged it was and how this was never gonna happen to me where I come from, and just a few weeks ago, a girl in my area died of knife stabs because she was struggling with phone thieves, the news was even on nairaland front page, they searched me and did not find nothing, I was concentrating on the guy with gun when I heard bae screaming, immediately, the guy gave her a loud slap, and was taking the knife towards her, that was how I quickly went between them begging the guy to chill, I screamed at bae as she was struggling with them for the bag, so she removed it and gave them, her phone was in it, my atm card and hers, my mifi router, and 7k of the money I withdrew, plus other items, immediately, they took the bike and ran away, just as they were leaving, a man came over and asked what happened, I said we were robbed and I pointed at the bike on high speed, the man quickly swung into action, stopped another bike and went after the thieves. soon people had gathered around and were sympathizing with us, bae was crying already, i consoled her and soon tried to pick my phone in the gutter, that was when i realized that the gutter was filled with black deep dirty water, immediately, i gave up the phone cos i knew there was no way we would find it, people encouraged us to search for it but i refused, surprisingly, bae refused and said we must look for it, she screamed at me when i was telling her to leave it, na so she dive inside dirty black gutter dey find phone o, put her hand inside the extremely dirty water with maggots sef, i was really embarrassed, her white dress was stained already, what a night it was, just as i managed to convince her to leave it after almost 15 mins of searching, the man who went after the robbers came back, his wife was waiting for him with us, he said the thieves came from School, that he chased them but they entered a dark place he doesn't know so he could not follow them as it was dangerous, he said his bike was stolen around the same area too that was why he promised that he must help anyone he sees being robbed, he sympathized with us and just as we were about leaving, i turned and saw bae inside the gutter again, the man asked what she was doing there, she said my phone was inside, the man went home and brought a rake, na so we find the phone o, removing all sorts of sand and dirt in the gutter, after about 20 more mins, bae found it, i knew it was gone already, i thanked the man and we went back to the hotel.

It was a really terrible night, bae was unsettled, I slept off trying to console her, the food and chicken laps I brought, I could not eat sef, it tasted bitter in my mouth, by morning, she was a bit better, had woken up, cleaned everywhere and washed all the clothes, I was just admiring the gift God had given to me, well, we went straight to Alaba where I got her a Gionee phone she liked while I bought my note 9 again. I had gone way over budget for a 1-week trip, almost 300k spent when the original budget was not even up to 120k sef, well, I was glad everything was fine, the only problem was that my old phone refused to be fixed as the panel got damaged, and bae could not retrieve her line as she did not do the registration herself.

It was a terrible experience, I quickly got myself a jackknife and side bag and was 101% street smart from then on, my walking changed, my dressing changed, enough of the ajebo stuff, they want it street, then let's give them street, that was the only time I considered getting a gun for myself.

The next morning, i went to complain of no water as usual, but i noticed bloodstains on the floor, I traced it and it went downstairs, i went to the manager and complained, he said they were investigating it, so when I went back upstairs, I noticed there was much blood stains on our door handle, it looked like someone injured on the hand tried opening the door, as I was asking bae to come and see, one of the prostitutes on my floor opened her door, i asked if she knew what happened and that was how she explained that robbers came to the hotel at night and were knocking all the doors, ha!! robbers in a hotel ke? I never see o. she said one of them got injured while trying to scale the fence, this was a hotel that had 3 security guards o, only God knows how it happened, she said the robbers turned off the gen and wanted everywhere dark to operate, that the manager went to check why the gen went off, that was when he saw them and screamed forcing them to take off, i investigated many doors and realized the robbers only tired to open ours, but went to many other doors, that was when i knew it was possible we were the target, immediately, i asked Bae to arrange her things, we were leaving this hell hole and never to return, we checked out and left, we completed the week at a nice hotel called Masvi hotel, it was much more secure, professional, with armed police and security, a pool, a bar to go chill and more, plus it was just 1500 more than the hell hole we just left.

Now, any robber I see, I go join beat am o, it was a really sad experience, I am back on the island where they are far saner people and still can't calm down as I am still very careful and alert even while in my house.

sorry for the epistle, FOOMA HOTEL IS A USELESS HOTEL, PLEASE NEVER GO THERE IN YOUR LIFE.

Legendarytonyy:
You mean she died? That's sad ohh

robosky02:
You again? �

DaddyMorenike:
please, did you attend fgc Ogbomoso?

solmus:




He is from ogun state


Lagos and tax sef


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Zzor:
As a very young little girl,i was always going to the visitors room downstairs as early as 6am to peep through the window so I can get a clearer view of one uncle always bathing outside behind their building very early before going to work,i will be laughing uncontrollably inside the room until one day my mom secretly followed me to know why going to that room very early in the morning has become a routine for me and that was how I was busted.Unknown to me, the uncle had earlier reported me to my mom that whenever I see him anywhere,i always laugh at him and he has been wondering if there's anything awkward about him to warrant such,it was then my mom got the picture of everything and I was properly schooled and made to realize that it was a bad thing.

Sameazy15:
The biggest losers are nigerians,those wasting their time seating and watching bigbrothers doing nothing at home. now bigbrother don end what have u gain

Fehm:
Bbnaija has ended for this season.

See you all next year by God's grace.

Congratulations to Laycon. Grace is obviously too costly for the richest man in the world to buy. You are blessed. May you and the rest HMs soar higher and flourish with sucess.

To you all on this thread, more blessing, success, stay safe and healthy.

For the fights and cruise, we move on. No hard feelings.


I'm OUT of the forum to my base.



It was a PLEASURE!


Broob/Fehm signs OUT till 2021.

semid4lyfe:
Last night was bliss.

I was joyous, elated, ecstatic, euphoric & deliriously happy.

My emotions eclipsed those I felt when the U-23 Dream Team won the '96 Olympic Football Gold.

Laycon's support and fanbase transcended gender, ethnicities, religions and regions.

I live in Abakaliki, South East Nigeria and I saw football viewing centers advertise the BBN Grand Finale like it was a UCL final.

Lots of people went to these viewing centres to watch the finale and most of them rooted for Laycon.

I watched it at home but when Laycon was announced as the winner, my wife and I screamed, hugged each other and hopped around for minutes.

Afterwards, I put my daughter on my shoulder and gave her a ride round the house.

It was the same reaction from my neighbours above and below as they even screamed louder than my wife and I.

I heard screams and shouts of Joys from houses further down my street and those at the viewing centers some distance away.

As in, I have never been so happy. My eyes were watery and a tear rolled down my face.

My wife was on her knees and soliloquizing.

"Father, thank you Lord"

"God, you bestowed favour on Laycon"

"You made a way where there seems to be no way"

"You gave him victory against all odds"

"When you say YES, no man can say NO"

"Your ways are not the ways of man"

Etc Etc Etc.

By the time she finished, the tears were streaming down her face.

I knelt down in front of her and hugged her quietly.

I knew she supported Laycon but I didn't know she was so emotionally invested cos unlike me she did not follow the Nairaland BBN thread or keep up with the show on social media.

Laycon was loved by Nigerians from North to South, East to West, non Nigerians and people from all works of life.

...... And this love and support was organic.

Laycon's victory is proof that all dreams are valid.

It is proof that you can climb the highest mountain and surmount the biggest obstacle.

I'm getting emotional and if I continue typing I might breakdown in tears so I'll SMS and drop the mic.

@ICONS, you guys rock and I love you all.


Yours sincerely
semid4lyfe.
September 28, 2020.


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Froshloaded:
I miss laycon