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Elzazzi:
Lol. That’s what he said when he woke up ?

Not just what he said, he had to be in therapy for years, mourning the loss of his wife and kids

OVikkytan49:
No matter the explanation, I would never agree with no.10 because no one can give the accurate number of stars in the milky way, it's just not possible.
Stars have magnitude based on their brightness and size, the ones with the lowest magnitudes are so faint that we can't even see them from earth with our naked eyes, now how many stars can be counted using Telescope 🔭?
And another one I don't agree with completely is that "dreams only last for seconds" , some dreams or maybe by a stretch most dreams last a seconds but not ALL dreams.
To be sincere, some things cannot be explained by science.

You are confusing the Milky Way with the universe.
The number of stars in our Miky Way galaxy can be precisely counted. There are trillions of galaxies in the universe.

Well some people that passed out for a few minutes had a full life within those few minutes - went to school, got married, had kids, all within the few minutes they were passed out!

sureteeboy:
Perhaps, the statement wasn't phrased properly, but it's actually true.
If it's possible to count the number of possible moves from the start of a game till it ends in a checkmate or stalemate, there are way more possible chess games than the entire atoms in the universe.

Lie. Big lie. Number of atoms in the universe is INFINITE!!

Cum4me:
10 is complete lies. We only have trees here on earth you can't find trees anywhere in the universe.

See below.
But as my conspiracy nut friend says, Google is a liar!

Passionate888:
Number 16 is utter rubbish

So is mumber 22 - pure NONSENSE!

SixSeven:
Dreams last only seconds

You mean all those Scene 1, Act 2 and adverts in your dream is just in seconds? I disagree with this 50 shades of lies

You mean to tell me what Joseph/Yusuf had that is written in Abrahamic books is only some seconds and even God spoke to him in seconds? Na lie

Those of us who go back to sleep to continue a sweet dream don't believe this. Anyhow sha, 1hr = how many seconds?

Well, consider, a guy was headbutted durring a football match and he briefly passed out for a few minutes. Durring that time he went to school, graduated, married his sweetheart, and they had kids... only to then wake up being put in an ambulance!

There's something about this our existence that is not real

CJStarz:
I don't believe this story
Sorry.

Which part don't you believe?
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L0wk3y:
Yo that’s poverty 1000%!
Poverty is the gateway drug to other deficiencies of character don’t sleep on it…it makes people morally desperate and mentally susceptible to immorality and further decay of character. It’s a vicious cycle bro. The poor man is most likely to die by the hands of another poor man because of that very decay in character and desperation. Look around you, do you ever see the rich kill the rich?! They’re always friends, even when they don’t like each other they remain cordial. It’s always the people at the bottom that have nothing to live for that are willing to die for anything.

Ok, how about Tinubu? Was he poor?

osuofia2:
Blame barrister Falana, he got the judgement against public display of criminals

Did Falana go to India? I think it is third world mentality!

DeltaBachelor:
Chai…..A multi-billionaire in dollars….Omo people dey this world ooooo

Well, take heart, some people in same exact country don't have shishi . At least you can excuse that you're not in the same country.

ask4bk:
You are speaking like you have sense and I agree with you boss.
That doesn't invalidate what i said. It simply means, how much can he touch right now on his own and buy something without credits or loan. That accessible money he can touch now or any time is what I'm talking about.
If he wants to buy a new phone, there's an accessible fund he can take money from and get a phone without credit or loan. That cash is what we talking about. For the rest you said, yes we know how it works.

So you mentioned cell phone specifically, so I decided to ask AI. See answer below

Why do these ignorant people not know to SHOW THE SUSPECT'S FACE then state clearly they are innocent until proven guilty!
Only in Nigeria and India do you see this nonsense!

hotseat:
One judgement/ruling, different interpretations!

When the SC gave its judgement on the declaration of a SOE, its was made clear that the President could not only declare it but could also suspend state executives and state legislatures.

It was for this reason that a faction of the PDP cried foul.

But, today, we are being fed with another screaming headline: "The President CAN'T suspend elected Governors and state legislatures despite the pronouncement of a SOE".

So, which of the SC judgement/ruling do one believe?

I'm dumbfounded!





@hotseat

The "screaming headline" is obviously wrong

AndroBlaze:
Since you and Falana are struggling with English (the same way he falsely claimed the President must get 25% of vote in Abuja), I have underlined the part that is important.

Seeing that you are likely to still struggle, I have begged AI to simplify it for you

Rather obvious something:
The SC ruled the president CAN suspend gov and assembly.
Simple

Brendaniel:
The problem is not declaring state of emergency, the problem is suspending a sitting governor or legislator, don't you people read?

Always trying to defend nonsense..

Back to the topic:

It means Tinubu has committed an impeachable offense, same man who fought against state of emergency as opposition is the same person using it illegally, talk about hypocrisy, the award goes to them...

This SC actually ruled he does have the power to suspend. This headline is nonsense.
Why do you think PDP is complaining?

BrightAhiah99:
There's no need flogging a dead horse now that the Supreme Court have publicly declared that the President don't have such Power's to suspend an elected Governor cos SIM of River's State have served the 6months suspension

The SC said no such thing. The headline is misleading. Read the judgment.
The SC actually said the president can suspend govs!

So much for all that fuka fuka fuka. To what end?
This life is one kind

ask4bk:
Being worth it doesn't mean he has that money in a bank.

The money he has liquidly in accessible cash may not even pass $20 billion

Saladdin:
You garrit! As a matter of fact, he probably doesn't even have up to one-tenth that in liquid cash. He, like most billionaires are asset-rich (mostly shares) but cash poor. In terms of liquid cash Bill Gates still remains the richest among them all.

Musk's wealth is "academic" and not in actual terms. A single economic policy can send it all crashing. Remember when he wanted to buy Twitter? He has to use shares to buy it, and not actual cash.

AlphaTaikun:
That's an impressive feat for Elon based off of a rise in the value of all his assets. However, for those who don't know, it's just his net worth and that doesn't translate immediately into physical or liquid USD cash.

fineboynl:
overblown stock and overpriced product.

Nothing like overblown because the BANKS will be willing to lend him more than this his networth in CASH!

You are all Ignorant of how these things work (which is why you're nor rich! ) How can Musk have $20 billion in cash?! He likely doesn't have ANY cash. Everything he buys is on credit. Rich folks have credit cards, or borrow from the banks when they need large amounts. Everything is on credit!

Bluntemperor:
I totally agree with your submissions, bro 👍.
*The Elon Musk Politics:
-You see this Musk- A South-African Indegine,
Migrated to Canada and
Balanced Well in American - 50- States,
•Became the Wealthiest Man in this Century and began to Influence the Nation Politics,
•As A Friend to Donald Trump- he was holding a Jigsaw- to Prune down the DOGE( Dept Of Govt- Efficiency) but ran into the American Mucky Political Waters - as he was Accused of Lack of Empathy,by Throwing Many Americans Into Untold Labour Market, including Many Republicans - who Never Envisaged that Could happened to them,
AND he quietly take a reverse ◀️ steps and as Enemies,who knows HOW TO READ THE SIGNS OF TIMES, quickly,left Trump -who began treat and brimstones!
-Now,he is back with Trump,Not as a Republican Party Man,but A Lone Party- Man- that No Single American can predict his next Movement.
•He Should Be Called Mr Smart 🤓 ,
because President Trump himself does not See him as a Treat,but wait,After Midterm Elections in Summer 2026, Trump will surely hear from him.
Lessons To Learn About Politics:
•POLITICS-IS ABOUT PERMANENT INTEREST-NOT PERMANENT ENEMIES' IN A DEMOCRATIC GOVT!
•Our Nigerians Local -Politicians And their Footsoldiers Are Yet To Learn this,
even From Tinubu-the Jagaban Of Nigeria Politics-he keep his Friends and Enemies Guessing 😂🤣.

Funny guys always quoting popular aphorisms without thought. Please explain "permanent interests"

MrColdsweat:
All wealth is the aggregation of stolen labour.

Pure nonsense. Someone invents something or writes a best-seller, what labour was stolen??

merits:
And none will be taken with him to the world beyond.Man better enjoy yourself and chop life to the fullest.

But HOW do you enjoy yourself except by winning? With $500m you can get everything that you and your generations need. So the rest is just winning the competition.
By the way, whatever happened to Oracle's Larry Ellison who purportedly briefly dethroned Musk few weeks ago?

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Kobojunkie:
Both women will end up alone still. Studies have more than shown that a woman rarely benefits from being with a man when he has nothing or helping build a man — unless the woman is the man's mother.(Yes, if you are the man's mother, by all means, help develop your son into the best human being he can be.) If you are not the man's mother, focus on pouring your energy into developing yourself so you can find a man whom you don't need to build at all.

Suffer-love does not benefit women in romantic relationships; only men benefit the most from women suffering with them.

Well, real life contradicts you. How about all these big Nigerian men still married to the person they married when they had nothing?

Kobojunkie:
Log off of Nairaland and delete your account to grant yourself your desire. It's your job to protect your peace & mental health by yourself, not mine. 🥱🥱

No mind am. I can't stand people like that Trymeee guy.

seanery:
AND ² STUPID SIMP GO STILL MARRY THIS ONE AS THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE.

WEREY KUKU FULL EVERYWHERE.

Why not? Love is blind.
Besides, some people will be turned on by her high body count!

grandstar:
Look at her standing like an old woman.

Too much sex can age you.

By the way, £9 might look small to a Briton, but in Indonesia, it's quite a sum. It's like 18k here if you know what i mean.

You people always comming up with thoughtless nonsense. Sex is exercise. Can exercise age u?

Laple0541:
Wike is not Igbo and will never be Igbo. Azikiwe in GEJ’s name is just like Rotimi in Amechi’s name and that never made him a Yoruba man.

He has TWO Igbo names: Ebele and Azikiwe!

All these videos of Wike speaking perfect Igbo, PLUS his name!

They are both Igbo diaspora from the past, like Nzeogwu!

Greatex90:
He's not a Christian.

He's a Jew.
He Is full of fake life

He's a Jewish Christian!😊

Laple0541:
Because he’s not an Igbo man. It’s the belief of 99% of every Igbos that it’s only them that can do things right. Hence the reason a mediocre like Obi will get over 95% of votes from S/east. What tribalism is more than that?

Which kind not-Igboman has all Igbo names? Just like Wike who has Igbo name and was raised speaking Igbo and speaks Igbo ver fluently!
What else does one have to have to be Igbo??!!

doncartel:
After Jesus Christ is Nnamdi Kanu. In fact a picture of Mazi Kanu should be kept in all churches beside the picture of Christ.

But he doesn't believe in church

Kobojunkie:
Again, stop flinging around terms that you are unwilling to intelligently accept and apply! 🥱🥱🥱

I am trying my best to be patient with you but u r not helping at all
See example here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioryf5OwrTs?si=UiTICk8jZgKw3GV1
Bridesmaid/Bridegroom dynamic in action