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YourCoffin:
I have prayers that can last me for 50yrs. I can suggest you upload a profile pic. Gotta satisfy some curiosity.

YourCoffin:
On the contrary, If I change it what's my reward?

luminouz:
I know dear! Am still cooking it! d more I cook it...d more infectious it is! Just wait n seeeee

kingphilip:
some of us too had expectations of seeing it but since it's not here can you do us the honor of finding it

luminouz:
Awwww......that's so sweet.....I pray Ur relationship works out dear....
I still owe u DAT laugh u know!

JudgementHammer:
Lol. Was dizzy when I typed it.

alizma:
hmmmmm. keep it up. you are damn good.

YourCoffin:
Yes ma. Don't worry you are safe with the moniker.

emperormossad:
Abi...Oya make I smile small. . You no go sleep?

alizma:
thank you very much. I sincerely appreciate your comment. welcome to nairaland

JudgementHammer:
Op I know say you no get anything that will cost you a lot to give him for free. So why you dey complain. Gain your honour by giving him what will cost you something for free too. Even if it just means finding time and tfare to go to his house. Don't worry he won't kill you.

Even Jesus weh use him lifeblood give you salvation I know say you no fit give am ordinary your menses blood talkless of your original blood

emperormossad:
No time for fun dear. With the way things dey now, my default appearance na frowning. No time to smile until oga @ the top change venue.

emperormossad:
Those things no get value.

YourCoffin:
Marriage is not by force na OP. He knows what he wants. Leave him be. After all it's the trend in western countries and it's a success there...

TheInquisitor:
I was laughing while reading this story. You know why? This is my brother's story. In fact,I have a feeling this OP could be my brother but changed some lines in order not to be too obvious.

alizma:
leave beauty alone you people will not hear. I am sure your wife hasn't changed but you have. you can't tell me your wife pretended to be brilliant or smart while you were dating her, abi she borrowed the English she was speaking while you were dating her?
secondly you are a little selfish, you are more concerned about what you want her to be and not what she wants to be. if you must change her, you must giver listening ears first. she wants to start a business in a little way and grow but you just want it boom at once. why not agree to her term and give her 500k to start with?

Kathmandu:
Who let this one out of the cage? Mynnd44 come and take an introvert friend like you so that you guys enjoy your cage

Kathmandu:
The party looks cool but i think a financial analysis by the organisers will go a long way to tell how the money was spent



The way those boys make noise on Nairaland i thougyt they will wow me off but this things I'm seeing are .....

Laveda:


Who's the Nigga on red shorts?

You looking okay.

RandomHero:
Oh really?! Everything you presently are is basically science. Except God is your real time tailor, cosmetologist, engineer, doctor etc. So, please, don't attribute everything directly to God.

vizkiz:
Ok where do I start from?

On our way to the venue, at the venue then at the tent we got 100% bar

Chpstcks:
Hahaha....*laughs in a sophisticated and contagious manner*

RandomHero:
Or maybe physics?