₦airaland Forum

TheChameleon:
Your bro has been pussynotized.

For him to want to buy a 7th hand Molue as his first car.


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Apologies to the handicapped... is he a cripple?

Thunder fire all those lying hypocrites pretending it is okay to go for a pre-menopausal woman.

with a moniker like that, I will not take you serious, cause you can change your mind when you see what brother is seeing from his own point of view.

Chairman say Abacha no steal Oh, abi all this money when dey burst out nah palliative? Breeze dey blow steady and you know rest. We are fighting corruption indeed.

But Chairman said Abacha did not steal, abi all this money when burst out nah tithe?[quote author= post=89290640]It is time to investigate the death of General Sanni Abacha. The man may have been used for money ritual

If you care to check the breakdown of loots, oh apology, 'bailouts', repatriated thus far from him alone anytime Nigeria is 'broke'.

1998 : $750m
2000: $64m
2002: $1.2bn
2003: $160m
2003: $88m
2005: $461m
2006: $44m
2014: $227m
2017: $322m
2019: £211m
2020: $311m

Anytime, Nigeria is in dire need of money, this man must send money from his grave.

Thank God for Abacha.
The dude has been saving Nigeria and Nigerians, sending us money from the great beyond everytime we need such. May his source of fund never dry up. Kudos!.


Now, on a serious note,

What happened to the 1.2 Billion OBJ collected in 2002?
And all the other BILLIONS collected by PDP?
And what is the hope this new ones collected by APC will be used judiciously to people it will be assigned to by the President?

Work won't allow us to type much now,
We will only continue to be positive about the greatness of our country.
Nigeria will be great again,
if not in our lifetime,
it will surely be in the lifetime of our 'born' and unborn kids.
It is well.


Just imagine all what all the BILLIONS of dollars could have done.
Now, juxtapose Allison Madueke over $20 BILLION Dollars to it and all the hidden monies (in foreign currencies) on farms, abandoned buildings, drainages etc
Our darling country by now should have been on par with UAE or Canada!
Again,
May it never ever be well with all the past and present politicians and past leaders that looted our national treasury.
And many other of their politicians were buying houses all over the world, hiding and burying hard currencies (raw cash) in latrines, on farms, in soakaway, in abandoned buildings all over their country!
May they ALL never end well in life.

And if you here on NL or anywhere on Social media ....if you ever collected or still collecting money to support any of these politicians that raped and looted our nation (or collecting any form of money to launder their images both online and offline).....repent NOW before what will befall them come looking for you.
Y'all can and will never escape it.
No be curse,
Na FACT!

We Rise.
Keep safe y'all!
Back to our temp job as first responders.
We will win this war.[/quote]

CXLVII:



They were even given a face mask and implemented social distancing.

Nigerian police know how to package you very well when they want to fvck you up!

If nah Oyibo police them go add emotion, them go ask themselves what if nah my broda police wan treat like this? But for 9ja your family for police go see you hide face so that them go bill you well. This place nah Hell Fire already.

Shayo Sha dey game.

MedicH:
Since when did u realise this? No more sai baba?

according to the minister for transport, he is now shy Baba

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Ikorodu when I dey pray everyday make I no get any dealings with, even nah babe self I no dey do.

OROSUNBOLB:
Only a fool will commit same mistake twice !

No insult bro, the Dude has realised his mistake. Wetin Baba Fela smoke see talk about, some person's decided to do seeing is believing and now them Don see.

You have said it all

priceaction:
He should have written no northern states are safe.
I want to believe almost the same time Lagos and Kano get their first index case because of international flights, but one is serious while the other believe it's a natural occurrence. By the time they are seriously hit, they will know that this is not a political or religious race. Even Lagos started total lock down before federal government but up until now ,the dollar man still not know what to do.- to ease the lock down or enforce it.Tell me if it won't go out of hand later. Later all man will be for him her self in this country. Wishing those innocent ones there best of luck o.

Corporate2020:
Like Ngozi Iwealla did when she started borrowing to pay Salaries while Oil price was relatively high. She was borrowing to pay Salaries while imPatience Jonathan and her gang of 40 thieves were getting fatter. Imagine borrowing from World Bank and IMF and then sharing the money among your friends. Thunder will strike some people and their generation will never grow.

when you compare your Change with an alleged Failure, that means your Change is also failure.

When the Citizens of a nation starts begging a football club for alms, then you know that there's a problem.

Wow APC blaming APC, Egungun becareful nah express you dey go.

Bro I no fit again oh, from that day I get phobia for height.

omogbolahanwon:
Same happened to me but i still continue sha.

Falling down from a mangoe tree and hitting the floor with my stomach flat, my people those stars for Tom&Jerry nah real oh, Cause I see them that moment as I try to relax for the foot of the tree after falling. Since that day, me and climbing of trees no get business.

In your own heart, can you actually give out something that you certified as poisonous to people to consume?

maasoap:
Believe me, you are the dullard here. You should have done a little research to know what actually happened. But since you are too lazy and equally suffering from bandwagon effect, I will help you.
Buhari released 70,000 tonnes of grain from National Strategic Grain Reserve to all States, no issue on that.

This one that is causing problem between Oyo State govt and the custom has to do with 34,000 metric tonnes of rice, and other items that custom released to all the states out of generosity. And Oyo State governor in his usual trademark of playing politics with everything decide to entertain the nation as usual.

Ondo state govt said that they are returning less than 10% that are spoilt back, why couldn't Mr attention seeker do the same thing? Or, is he telling the nation that all the 1800 bags are spoilt? I don't blame him, I blame those people who couldn't remove the spoilt ones and send the good ones to the IDP Camps

Confirmedzombie:
I condemn this order, I condemn it, I condemn it.

I hope the ipobs and SE will not lambasting the North when they order the deportation of all Eadterners.

This is a very wicked move. The SE Governors always acting like Tyrants. What a shame

Calm down, the same northerners are rejecting themselves

What do you expect from Shy Baba?

Racoon:
This is to tell you how insensitive, a government can be esp.in a time of global pandemic by distributing contaminated food iteams in the name of palliative.For goodness sake, is NAFDAC not there to certified it fit before consumption?

Do you lots ever think about the national and internation-al embarrassment this clueless regime have subjected Nigeria to? A government that appoints dead people into positions? Sai baba zombiesm and cluelessness is truly contagious.

Bubu is a shy person, abi him hear say we wan toast am

How far now?

Commentor:
Yes, and so far Nigeria has had only a sole case which happens to a foreigner who has presently been quarantined.

Much better than many countries you worship.

Davash222:
Lagos State and Touting are inseparable.
In 2017, Wardrobe wey I do with my money na wetin I pay 1k so the area boys can allow the driver to pass enter my street.

it's sad, I had a similar experience last years. I nearly lost my cool

Something beautiful for you to see dear

Watch porn before you sleep, I promise you no nightmare

Infogetong:
Seriously Venomous... !


Why did nairaland decide to post Trimeresurus salazar as closing post for the day .

I hope I don't have a nightmare.

yaki84:
Just Tiri?
That means we need burn more than 2trillion gigabyte before the program fit heal 20

Great Nigeria Great! I said it our politicians nah from another planet, I talk am say some of them go play SURE BET with COVID19, see as person ticket full GREEN.

Thanks OP, learnt something new today.

See setup

See setup

As expected

Take a chill pill, everyone knows what rocks their boat.

Tundenoni:
So Okereke is not even her husband's name?
How can a right thinking man allow such?
Idahosa even sounds more sexy "Okereke" Nonsense "Okereke".

With What? When? When we still believe the way of showing wealth over here is by visiting a Chinese restaurant.

daddytime:
The future is black.

Shebi dem sabi beat blacks, dem go beat dem go tire.

We are taking over China .