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CHRISTFUCKER:
LGBTQ nation




Their men be like women

Under the US justice it is the prosecutor who accuses in cases of murder. That is why you will never hear of the family of the murder victim withdrawing the charge against the accused

immortalcrown:
Who accused him? Where is the accuser now?

Produce evidence of Sleepy Joe leading in the polls, lol.

The screenshot I showed you is from 48 hours ago. Show us what Creepy Joe has done within 48 hrs to overhaul The Don's massive lead. I'm daring you.

Obrigardo:
Shut the fvck up dumbass.
President Biden is leading criminal trump right now in all leading polls.
I mean like right now.
Shouldn't even be that close but lets see what happens when the criminal is convicted next year.

Only a dumbass stupid maga thinks criminal trump will ever be president. ha ha lol

It's not about being an American sweetie, it's about having a brain with more than two living brain cells in it.

Trump is leading in ALL the swing states where he lost to Sleepy Joe in 2020.

And we're not talking single digits love.

Even the politically motivated judicial witch hunt isn't slowing his momentum and the DEMONrats are defecating on themselves out of sheer panic and desperation.

https://www.hostpic.org/images/2312211909550116.jpg

Obrigardo:
Blah blah blah
I've been hearing these fake confidence chant since 2018 and Tru 2020 criminal trump has been a loser. All his endorsements, 70% all lost. Criminal trump loses like maaaad.
You are not American dumbass, so you think what they want is a dictator on day one? Mumu

I suppose you also think Donald Trump is trash too. It's too bad that he'll probably be your president elect by this time next year🤣

Obrigardo:
With a divisive username like that, you are trash.

The downtime of one of Nigeria’s most popular websites, Nairaland.com, on Wednesday, entered the third day on Wednesday with users showing their displeasure over the site’s inaccessibility.

Nairaland, an online discussion forum, that has dominated Nigeria’s web rankings for almost 20 years, went down on Monday after it was “taken down” by the host of its server.

The forum’s founder, Seun Osewa, disclosed via tweets on his X profile early Tuesday that the downtime was due to an abusive report which he had “overlooked” after it was “originally sent on the 14th.”

He added that the server was taken down by the host after which he “removed the offensive content.”

However, he stated that after taking some hours to get support on how to resolve the issue, the forum was restored on the server.

Osewa added that matters took another turn when “they took the server down again with no warning.”

The forum’s founder, in a tweet early Wednesday, appealed to users and advertisers on the forum, adding that his “neglect of Nairaland is directly responsible.”

The tweet read, “Dear Nairaland members and advertisers, I’m very sorry for this unacceptable, ill-timed outage.

“My neglect of Nairaland is directly responsible. I was also unprepared to move to a new host at a moment’s notice after nine years with the current host. The process is ongoing but slow.”

However, users of the forum and tweeps of the social media app, X, have been expressing their displeasure and disappointment over the development.

A user, @BashirAhmaad, tweeted, “Does anyone have information on what’s happening with Nairaland? Typically, it is part of my nightly routine to check the site before bed, but it appears the page is down tonight. Could it be a technical issue, hacking, or something else?”

@jigslionheart wrote, “You mean you have never thought about investing in your own server? As big as NL is?”

Another tweep, @ebunleyi stated, “@seunosewa still think Nairaland is a joke. You overlook what? Imagine if Google experienced such downtime. You really do not rate Nairaland like we rate it sha. Get an active team in place and upscale this site. It means a lot to a lot of Nigerians.”

@rani_reine tweeted, “No wonder. I have tried logging in multiple times in the past six hours. Please get it back.”

Another user, @akintollgate, wrote, “Nairaland is bigger than being at the mercy of a host! Scale! Scale! Scale…..I open Nairaland at 7am, 12pm, 5pm and 11pm daily! You have built a true indigenous brand! It’s bigger than what your preferences are….build a team and let it unleash its potential! All the best…..”

One user, @Bimfo, stated, “Own the Abuse team. Have your server at your disposal. As you said in 2014 when we were hacked, Nairaland is bigger now. Oga Mii, Employ people. You are capable. If you really want to consider this advice, you can start by employing me, sir. I will manage any amount.”

https://punchng.com/popular-website-nairaland-shutdown-enters-third-day/

What are you talking about?

Obrigardo:
Back in time to document criminal trumps woes.

Must you keep on lying? You're an Islamic banker and you don't even understand the fundamentals of Islamic banking?🤣🤣🤣

Emu4life:
I'm an Islamic Banker and I say you are wrong. Stop propagating false hood.

This is the problem when you can't call a spade by its name.

Islamic banks can refer to their own interest as either "rent" or "profit sharing", it makes no difference because it works exactly the same way as interest.

No bank will last longer than a year in business if it doesn't charge interest because interest guards against phenomenon like loss of currency value and inflation.

For example, in cases of property purchase, known as home mortgage commercial banks will charge about 6% interest.

But if an Islamic bank enters into a mortgage with you, it buys the house and begins renting it to you. You become their "tenant". They'll start charging you "rent" at incremental rates which for all intents and purposes, is virtually indistinguishable from the interest charged by commercial banks.

The only difference is that while in some cases commercial banks may charge compound interest (known as Usury) especially if the property is being used to carry out a business, Islamic banks, on paper, are not supposed to charge anything more than simple interest. But the reality is, many of them do, even in Saudi Arabia.

Raheeqilmaktoom:
Whats even more saddening is the people displaying an open and an intense level of ignorance. Imagine someone that does not know what bonds are is criticizing interest free bonds and a horde of illiterates are egging him on.

Tradgedy of a people and tomorrow, these same people will be on front row of "they use religion deceive them" choir.

I know the truth is painful to you in the same way disinfectant is painful to bacteria, but wether you like it or not, everything I said is true.
If you don't believe me, go and ask any Islamic banker you know and if he is honest, he will cure your ignorance.

Emu4life:
Biased gibberish statements as usual. Who takes a drunkard seriously
Well, may be fellow drunkards

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thuvb

LegallyBlunt:
I'm no supporter of Thuvb. But watch the North blame him for their security woes. Imagine providing a general from their region for 8 solid years! Things only got worse with buhari at the helm. The north pampered the scorge and babysat them. Now there's no way to end it!

drlateef:
How do you feel when you see igbo women reading Quran with beautiful rendition? Many of you are completely ignorant.

I feel nothing because they are reciting nonsense in a language which they don't even understand.

Even in the largest MOOslim country on earth, most of the people don't even understand what the koran is saying.

https://www.hostpic.org/images/2312181417090102.jpg

Islam has taken over the whole igbo land silently.

I have lived in Igbo land for most of my life and I can tell that you're either drunk from camel urine or a first class, hell bound liar, like a particular Arabian false child rapist "prophet"

Sukuk is not interest free, otherwise the Islamic bank which gave the loan will collapse.

What they do is charge interest, but they call it by another name.

Instead of calling it interest, the Islamic bank calls it a rental. The construction project be it a road or a housing estate belongs to the Islamic Bank and you become their "tenant". They'll start charging you "rent" at incremental rates which for all intents and purposes, is virtually indistinguishable from the interest charged by commercial banks.

The only difference is that while commeecial banks may charge compound interest (known as Usury), Islamic banks, on paper, are not supposed to charge anything more than simple interest. But the reality is, many of them do, even in Saudi Arabia.

meum:
Sukuk is a component of Islamic finance. It is a non interest based investment and financing instrument. Interest free. Dem no fit use the money sponsor shayo project, gambling etc.

You don't judge a religion by the actions of its followers.

You judge by the moral standards of the central foundational figure of the religion and whether or not he was a hypocrite or a bad person.

In other words, a bad Christian doesn't mean a bad Christ.

In order to prove the latter, you would have to objectively and independently establish why you hold such a belief.

benzypher:
oga, both of them have the blood of innocents on their palms. read on;
1. the crusades
2. the spanish inquisition
3. the papacy-battle of the popes

...you'll realize they the same, just that they are at different stages
-one at a decline (thus becoming less rigid to be more appealing).
-one at a plateau (thus using both the iron fist and baby gloves to prevent their inevitable decline)

This kind of news always gladdens my soul

The same Lugard who said that the natives of Nigeria had the mentality of children,?

Ms202309:
We are interconnected

Go and read Lord Lugards report and note of Nigeria Almagamation to house of lords and you might understand

One of the hostages is a MUDSLIME like you. Aren't you going to mourn him?

Dandal:
Fact of the matter is, the Israel Diaper Forces (IDF) mistook the 3 Israelis for unarmed Palestinian civilians.

IDF is so scared shitless that even when 3 of their own ran to them shirtless, carrying white flags and even spoke to them in Hebrew, they immediately gun them down. Thesame IDF , expected the world to believe their video/photo shoot of captured and half-naked "Hamas fighters" holding weapons few weeks ago, was indeed real. These cowards are used to killing anything unarmed that moves in Gaza. Can't say I blame them; killing unarmed civilians Is way easier than fighting Hamas in their underground tunnels

So Peter Obi was right yet again. 🤔

President Bola Tinubu on Thursday told multinationals operating in Nigeria on Thursday that his administration was determined to remove all bottlenecks to the smooth running of their businesses.

This was as he said no obstacle was too big to be removed to make Nigeria a safe-haven for large-scale investments.

“We are very focused on resolving all investment-related issues. There is no bottleneck that is too difficult for us to remove in our determined march toward making Nigeria the African haven for large-scale investment in all key sectors.

“We need each other,” the President told a visiting delegation of the management of Shell Group led by its Global Integrated Gas and Upstream Director, Ms. Zoe Yujnovich, at the State House, Abuja.


The President’s remarks followed the recent exodus of several multinational companies from the country in the past months.

A PUNCH analysis of separate notices filed by several companies show that at least five multinationals have wound down operations in Nigeria in the last 10 months.

But in a statement signed Friday by the President’s Special Adviser on Media and Publicity, Ajuri Ngelale, Tinubu expressed confidence in the potential for increased investment from Shell Petroleum Development Company of Nigeria.


Emphasising Nigeria’s longstanding ties with Shell, which date back to the discovery of the country’s first commercial oil field in 1956, the President assured the Shell delegation of his administration’s commitment to securing and fostering both existing and new investments.


“We have made progress since our last meeting. I will continue to support and encourage you on this path.

“There is no doubt that there is a significant focus on investment in and around the continent. I am spearheading Nigeria’s global march for new investments at home.

“In view of our long-term relationship that has been established over the years, we want you to do more, and we are ready to encourage you in every way possible,” he added.

Shell’s Global Integrated Gas and Upstream Director, Ms. Zoe Yujnovich, on behalf of the Shell Group, affirmed the company’s intent to sustain its investment legacy in Nigeria.

This includes a particular focus on deepwater and gas sector opportunities, with a pledged investment of $1bn over the next decade to enhance the domestic gas value chain and support the Nigeria Liquefied Natural Gas project.

She announced an upcoming $5bn investment in the Bonga North project, located off Nigeria’s coast, saying it underscores Shell’s commitment to the country’s energy sector.

Ms. Yujnovich expressed eagerness to proceed with this significant venture and noted the series of prospective investments Shell is considering in Nigeria.

https://punchng.com/dont-leave-nigeria-tinubu-urges-multinationals/

According to the acclaimed investigative journalis, Dangote has been taking Nigerians for a ride of deception.

I own a "refinery" that is nowhere near complete and has functioned through its entire project lifespan to date as a conduit for money laundering and illicit financial engineering.

I have shifted the target opening date of this "refinery" at least 6 times since 2013. Every couple of years, I pay Nigerian media to serialise hagiographical fairytales about how my "refinery" will be completed in x months' time; it will save x amount of forex expenditure; it will reduce the price of fuel; it will create eleventy thousand million jobs and it will cure the sick and raise the dead.

Finally, people start getting wise to my sponsored fairytales in the newspapers, and my trusty old scam is about to lose its efficacy, so I need to uk the ante.

Of course, I have no actual fucking intention of refining any goddammn crude oil. If I had any such intention, I could have simply bought one of Nigeria's 4 existing refineries and been operational a decade ago. Plus, refining crude oil is an actual business with razor-thin margins and global regulations up to the neck. Ain't nobody got time for that. I've never done any actual business in my life before, and I'm not about to start now. I'm Nigeria's foremost subsidy baby for a reason.

So to keep my fairytale narrative going, I pay for a video release and a press release to be serialised across Nigerian media, claiming that crude oil is being delivered to the tank farms in my "refinery." I know that both the media I'm paying and the audience reading it are uncritical and shallow morons who will never think to ask why I would publicise the discharge of crude oil into my tank farm, when I can instead publicise the discharge of refined petroleum products from the "refinery" to the market - which would be a far bigger and more impressive media stunt.

None of those dunderheads will remember that:
A) Crude oil has no expiry date and can sit in my tank farm indefinitely, so merely discharging this thing that has sat underground for thousands of years into a tank where it might sit for another 5 years is not hard for me.

B) I own a private port and jetty at my "refinery" complex. I can take delivery of crude oil from NNPC today and snap all the pictures for media stunts with it, then I can quietly sell it next week to Trafigura or any number of oil trading companies active in Nigeria. Who's gonna know?

The media, whose job it is to police me and call me out, will rather be my paid lackey and collaborator in all this. That's why I will remain a billionaire subsidy baby, and these fools will remain poor like their parents and their parents before them

MUDSLIMES can also keep breeding like pigs and producing more and more beggars and almajiri

Coolsat:
He's a Muslim and he's permitted to marry more than one. Christians can keep deceiving themselves

Are you a traditionalist or an atheist?

Banhammy717:
I don't for once believe that Christianity is a religion that God approves.
Homosexual, transgender, gay and many acursed set of people are occupying leadership positions in church.

This is absurd

Dey there and be deceiving yourself. He has appointed an openly gay Jesuit Priest called James Martin as his chief adviser and he appointed a new Cardinal who wants to celebrate gay marriage in the Catholic Church.
There's a cold war going on now in the Church because of him.
The Catholic Church is on the way down.

magoo10:
Even Jesus played host to the prostitute, if we were all perfect we wont be asking for forgiveness.

The pope is not endorsing any sin ,his holiness gives them strength for true repentance.

That Tinubu is a Machiavellian has never been in doubt, but the truth is, the average man on the streets doesn't care about the chess games played by the political elite. All they care about is their ever diminishing financial and economic power and the rapidly escalating cost of living.


At the end of the day, Tinubu runs the risk of losing everything he's gambling if he fails to sort out the economic factor

Sadwaste:
The core North has become endangered in the grand scheme of things. Tinubu gave them a Greek gift called Muslim-muslim ticket only to decimate them. Once Kwankwaso loses out in Kano and Wike humiliates Atiku out of PDP, then it's all over. Ganduje is a weak man and Tinubu is empowering him alongside other weak Northern politicians while sidelining the tough ones. Classic Machiavellian

By 2027, only Obi will be the only credible opposition left.

Because the Supreme Court will reinstate him.

neyopompin2023:
But Nasarawa governor was sacked and he is APC, how come no one is raising any issue abt it.

Christianity is living rent free in the heads of "prophet" Sex Award Winner (SAW)'s followers.

It's when I read zero intellectual content like this that I know Nairaland is officially in the toilet.

Biodun556 is in sifia painment😂😂😂

Let's both assume you're smarter than a pre schooler. Quite a reasonable assumption to make given the level of stupidity you have displayed so far.

LeyeWrites:
Let's both assume you know what superior intellect is