₦airaland Forum

chic2pimp:
Where una dey. Shey u dey fear chelsea? . Well I no blame una because if I were u, me too go fear chelski. Shey una ready for the manchester derby. Imagine tevez,adebayor and robinho on one side, nani,berbatov and rooney on the other side. Chei dat game go good gan ooo.

Krayola2:
Nothing for Manchester United today. I can't wait to see Nana trying to do CRonaldo's moves and embarrassing himself.

THE AMAKA:
HAHAHAHAHAH DATELINE?
well some religion allows that.
in the north young girls as young as 11 and 12 are being married off to old men.
they say there is nothing wrong with it in Islam.
so there are some ways in which that show wont work.
some people will claim religion or Allah told them to.

but cheaters, hahahahahaha!!!
naija man caught cheating with a prostitute!!! lol

but college hill, thats the best.

THE AMAKA:
okay now your just getting ridiculous!!
COPS: NIGERIAN VERSION

all the cops will be arrested themselves. all those places will no longer have a police force because they better arrest themselves first.

dateline NBC? horrible idea.
some shows like that will never work in nigeria.

THE AMAKA:
okay now your just getting ridiculous!!
COPS: NIGERIAN VERSION

all the cops will be arrested themselves. all those places will no longer have a police force because they better arrest themselves first.

dateline NBC? horrible idea.
some shows like that will never work in nigeria.
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this one will blow your minds away now brace yourself, C H E A T E R S

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THE AMAKA:
NANNY 911? NAH, THATS NOT A GOOD IDEA.

BUT WIFE SWAP? OH YES!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

i love that show.
that would be hilarious to see naija moms trading placing with a family for 2 weeks. lol
thats a great idea.

also i was thinking what about something like project runway?
nah i dont think thats too much of a good idea.

or the biggest loser? a lot of fat people in naija now. hehehehehe


9ja pple will find it very offensive

Fhemmmy:
u are a man of wisdom
IF you allow a friend to mess up ur home, he/she will be banging his/her mate while you are in the dog house

THE AMAKA:
we can possibly have charm school for all the kokoletes, and then rita shall win.

hahahahaha.

THE AMAKA:
WOW!! IM LOVING ALL THESE IDEAS FROM YOU PEOPLE.
IM GLAD I JOINED THIS FORUM, SOME OF YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!! LOL

REAL HOUSWIVES OF LAGOS/ABUJA/PORT HARCOURT/ENUGU/IBADAN/KANO/ONITSHA/CALABAR/JOS?/WARRI/BENIN CITY,

IM LOVING THE IDEA ALREADY. HAHAHAHAHA

THERE ARE SOME SHOWS I THINK IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR NIGERIA TO COPY FROM THE WESTERN WORLD BUT NOT ALL!!
[b]THE ONES LIKE FLAVOR OF LOVE/[/b]ROCK OR LOVE/REAL AND CHANCE OF LOVE CAN STAY IN AMERICA!! LOL
NO NEED TO BRING THOSE KIND TO NIGERIA.

IS IT ME, OR WHO ELSE HAS BEEN WAITING FOR WEST AFRICA'S (NIGERIA'S) NEXT TOP MODEL?
I HAVE BEEN DYING TO SEE THAT SHOW!! MAYBE THEY CANCELED PRODUCTION OR WHAT? ITS BEEN ALMOST 6 MONTHS NOW.

THE AMAKA:
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
that show would have to go on for 20 seasons because there are so many cars that need work.

isnt west africa's next top model suppose to be on now (well they say west africa but its really only nigerians in it. the auditions were held only in nigeria, so i suppose its only nigerians. they might as well call it nigeria's next top model.
ghana had their own but i think after two seasons it got canceled. )

WEST AFRICA'S (NIGERIA'S) NEXT TOP MODEL NEEDS TO COME ON ALREADY!!
i bet it would get more views than the koko mansion and the concept would be a lot better.
and people would watch just to see oluchi host it, man i love that girl!!
WEST AFRICA'S (NIGERIA'S) NEXT TOP MODEL, HURRY UP ALREADY!!!! IVE BEEN WAITING MORE THAN 5 MONTHS.
also NNENNA FROM AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL SEASON 6, AND AMINAT FROM AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL SEASON 12 I THINK, CAN MAKE A GUEST APPEARENCE OR GUEST JUDGE.

jp philips:
[b]@ poster

seems the thread is too long to accommodate my post, but while going through others i came up with this ;

Why would a sensible man want to marry a childish fantasizing wife at her age?
why would a man derive fulfillment from someone living in some Disney land?
why would a man wish to associate by any means with someone with Hollywood mentality?
You know one funny thing about BIG MEN PIKIN? they always have a lot of growing up to do even @ old age. though i feel it is not your friend but you, but in anycase

you/your friend has a lot of growing up to do

so as she prepares to become a married lady, she has not made contact with reality, how does the 24k gold guarantee her happiness in that marriage, material things re mostly appreciated when it comes as a gift, if she scores high in the marriage, the guy may be so thrilled to even give her more.

anyways
why pay more to marry a cartoon watching wife when i know the same religion that permits her to make demands permits me to marry more women. [/b]

agitator:
Cooljade on May 19, 2009, 10:47 PM, you posted 29years old and just bought land to build second house.

Cooljade on August 03, 2009, 04:25 PM, seeking advice on how to go about building first house.
He is a real dear.  You didn't waste time to start soliciting. Oil well owner.

agitator:
See how you are contradicting yourself. Somebody that struggled to arrive where he his today (according to you), now his wife to be, who was born with a golden spoon now should teach him investment ideas because she knows better

cooljade:
I won't join issues with you,  we all meet on this forum by chance from different paths of life. I don't have to prove anything about my personal life okay. And pls, don't feel bad when a lady does something a man is considered worthy of doing,  encourage her cos she might even be your sister. I work hard for my money and have a will to invest it however i like. As i said I DREAM TO REALITY ,  WHAT'S YOUR DREAM?

cooljade:
@ Agitator, all posts are so true of me, and you can see that i'm a strong feminist. I'm so proud to be building a house in abuja at the age of 29. that shows i know quite a lot about investment.

titus:
Won't be surprised if you are the real instigator!

cooljade:
To all those who flow and understand me,  good for you . I now fully understand the statement ,  " POVERTY IS A STATE OF MIND" Thats why some people never succeed and even know what to do when they prosper. I realised why Nigerians have a very high level of heart failure/ high blood pressure. Majority of us don't know how to enjoy and invest in life the right way. Those who think buying gold bars / coins is a waste of money,  shame on you. You should concentrate more on the economics of investement. 24 k Gold never falls short of its value, in fact , it gets more expensive as it gets older with you (particularly if its bought from a reputable manufacturer) it becomes an antique over time. Ever wonder how some people become extremely rich over night after the sale of a painting or portrait or even on things as odd as a bottle of wine. some things appreciate so well over the years and add a great deal to ones wealth.

How many of you out there have lost money to the crumble of the stock excange,  or don't you know that a brand new car starts depreciating the moment it is bought? For those who wonder my questioning his choice of a car gift to his sister. well i can tell you for sure that the sister contributed nothing to his life as she got married at the age of 20 while he (my friend's fiance) is 40 years old. so tell me what good she could have contributed to his struggle to the top.And mind you. The sister's wedding was in May this year and i'm VERY SURE the economy has hit rock bottom by then,  yet he had such money to spend . Girls out there,  may you never meet a man who is controlled by his mother,  everyone around knows the mother adviced him to but the sistyer a car since she had none. so who's the real gold digger here

As for those who say i know too much of my friends relationship,  that's cos we are like sisters,  we confide in each other all thru life. some girlfriends feel more comfortable having personal discussions with their female best friends rather than partents. And mind you, her paretnts had not influenced her choice of dowry. They are responsible citizens and parents. Don't blame her for her dream,  pls dream your dream and start enjoying life ,

cooljade:
Thanks Ioma, I agree that we have a lot to learn about marriage. infact , everyone does, poor people too have divorces. my pal doesn't look at high priced things all the time, they enjoy visiting Gurara fals, cotonou and Ghana road trips etc. My Christian background doesn't provide me the right to demand dowry. but My friend is only exercising her religious given rights, and she definately knows what her fiance can afford conveniently.

You know, some men don't mind spending 10 or 15 million on a car. or sponsoring a friends wedding reception running into milions but find it difficult making tangible investment on their women, that's when they realse the sweat put in to make the money ,

waxyweller:
The man and the woman will sleep together on the day of wedding in the wife's family house,  and in the morning if the girl is a true virgin the husband will give more to the inlaws if he wishes ,  but if she is not a virgin,  The husband will not greet anyone in that house that morning before he heads home,  he will spit in front of the girl's parents and just leave, and after his best men will come for the money or fight with the inlaws

anochie:
if u are interested in rockview hotel, the hall capacity is 250 and the pay is 70k u can contact me email ifebaby_10@yahoo.com