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^ gender war? Guinea pig? You wound me deeply, woman! Is this the "thank u" I get for all the brain-racking?? Geez! Anyway, my blog/site is under construction . I'm compiling content, so in a way, all this gabbling I'm doing here is helping

OK, that's done. If u disagree or find any of my "findings" objectionable, pls remember I have not yet been awarded my doctorate in psychology and thus, all these are mere conclusions based on experience and enlightenment

In fact, I'll be using this as content for my blog . Thanks guys for the inspiration

"All of the Above"

If you find you are attracted to all three types of women, then you are the type who likes variety and wants ur woman to have many sides to her personality.

It also means you are very hard to please/satisfy because you want your woman to know about rocket science and yet always look perfectly groomed AND be able to play a decent game of tennis.

However such paragons are hard to find, so u spend a lot of time searching or jumping from one relationship to the other in the hope of finding the elusive perfect wonder-woman.

The "Nerd"

The nerdy type appeals to you because you like your women to be able to have opinions about things which interest you. She's good to "pose" with, because she practically knows everything about anything and can hold a decent conversation. She brings up great ideas and plans because she is very exposed and reads wide. Unlike the tomboy who doesn't share much love for books and things academic, the nerd flows on your intellectual wavelength and u guys find you can discuss/talk about anything.

However, she loves books so much and spends a lot of time reading so may not devote as much time to your personal needs as a tomboy or barbie would - so prepare to eat a lot of take-away pizza and frozen dinners!!

The "Tomboy"

Men who go for this kind are not afraid to let their woman be herself: if she wants to go out without any nailpolish or even a pinch of make up on, then he's comfortable with that. He likes his women all-natural, able to kick back in one of his favorite t-shirts and share a beer with him. She supports all ur favorite sports teams and watches ur games with u. You two are usually able to do everything together, unlike the Barbie type who"d never dream of mussing up their hair playing a game of one-on-one basketball with u.

The tomboy however requires your full attention all the time and can become a tiring handful so keep that in mind. Also, she'll be nicking a lot of ur best designer shirts and socks to wear, so keep those too!

The Results



The Barbie


Men who go for the "barbie" type are usually easily influenced by physical attribites and what they see. They like their woman with every strand of hair in place and always groomed to "red carpet" standard. A "trophy girlfriend", she is always looking her best and is used by the man to "show off" his achievements.
She is also a woman he knows can perform with "minimum supervision"; she knows his needs and gets it done on demand. Men feel a kind of self-satisfaction knowing they can pull/own such a well-groomed specimen, and shows her off proudly. He doesn't even mind that she might not be exceptionally bright. These women depend highly on their looks to get them where/what they want.

The only thing is, they expect their men to follow suit and be just as perfectly groomed and they hate sloppiness. So woe betide you the day you get careless and leave ur wet towel on the bed!!!

^patience, my friend, patience. Meanwhile, here's some stuff I saw in the paper:

Advantages of Being a Woman.

---Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin n gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

3. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

4. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

5. Taxis stop for us.

6. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

7. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

8. Free drinks, free dinners, free movies----(u get the point).

9. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease of life. (roger THAT!)

10. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. (U hear dat, isale g?) Lol

11. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

12. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

13. If we're dumb, some pple will find it cute.

14. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

15. We can talk to pple of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

16. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

16. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

18. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
19. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

20. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions. (Ha ha)

Lol how can anyone seriously confuse Odunnu for Igbo? Something's not right here

Meanwhile, cantell, if ur name is really can-tell, can u pls tell us those secrets?? (***gives him a fatter brown envelope than d one Odunnu gave***)

@OP, pls who are the despicable and excreble girls u are contrasting Odunnu with? Pls name at least four. Thank u.

And u seriously had to open FOUR threads for this?

Just so u know: multiple, identical threads find their way to the Recycle Bin.

Gosh isale THANKS!!! I've loved that song forever; I didn't know it was sampled by Maxwell. I'd always felt it was HIS song. Could never get all the lyrics right, so u've made my day with this one!

@ all

lol u guys are funnnnnnyyyyyy

@ Kilode!?
U are well-u-come . We Nigerian women like to make our men happy. So if you honestly think u can successfully approach THREE women at the same time, then go ahead . If u like, carry the 3 go house

@ Katsumoto

Noo, don't "osama" the site oh, don't blow us up yet I never marry , pls be patience , the results are being carefully compiled for ur Sunday viewing

@ Mukina aka Mookie aka KiKiboo

Heehee, ok so I was late, u are a New Born Soul (tho how the hell u got TWO answers I'll never know . What was the second one anyway!?)

In any case, u are welcome . Pls enjoy ur new petnames . You're stuck with it for the next few days anyway

As for the rest of u complainants , u are free at last, no more freaky aliases for you. Unless, of course, you push me

yaaaay, welcome mukina ! I can't wait to hear what "Soul" you come up with. Please please don't be a Visionary or Old Soul I don't want to be the only Traveller Soul on NL .

(****Now excuse me while I go think up a series of nicknames to use for mukina2, without risking being banned outright ****)

Lol @ Katsumoto . I guess now u wish u didn't moan so much about the "katz" etc nicknames. Ok ok, I'll back off on the freaky aliases; that's just me blending in . When ever u want me to revert to calling u Kizziebooboo, send me a memo

@ isale, all you and n-babe need to do is brace yourselves, and let Kizzy do his thing haba. When will u start to live on the wild side, eh?

@n-babe, no azz-whopping allowed . U know isale gigigigi already suspects we're closet bi--- hmmn let's leave it at that.

Rofl @ Kizzkizz very soon u won't even remember ur original username "corrupting" ur name indeed. You know you like it

@ n-babe, which ones naw? Allow the K-man to be as naughty as possible. We're done with nice!! Meanwhile, I am drawing special pictures for these men who need visual aids to make their pick

(As if I wasn't descriptive enough the first time!)

^isale gigigigigi, what are u implying!!! U know I'm right! I might be staring at something behind the guy, next thing he'll think I'm admiring him and cross over. Or, I might have just been admiring his shoes, next thing u know, toasting starts . Trust me, if I actually deliberately FLIRT with a guy, even in jest, hmmn, nine out of ten times, dude gets hooked . No bragging

@ O-J

Kilode has been fondly christened KD or KLD, which ever he prefers

@ Kizzleboo

Has isale gggg ur iyawo given u permission to talk to me?! I no wan kasala ooh, ilu mi jinaa my village is far ooo, no one to run to/rescue me

----PS, I doubt if what me and d jamo had btwn us could be classified, even loosely, as "friendship". And if we were ever in the Politics section, then it must have been in d Racism/Tribalism threads. In any case she's yesterday's news. Face ur madam abeg

@ KLD, pls feel free to choose 3/3 sef. I have finally stretched the rules so that u, ola ola and other self-confessed polygamists can knock urselves out

No O-J, let's not rush things . You guys opened urselves up like never before; I think I should handle the "results" with much more thought and deliberation. But soon dear, soon.

@isale gigigigigi

You can bet I'll be impartial: and who do u think makes up those answers to those surveys? Humans, of course. The computer merely generates them. I don't know any of the guys here personally, so believe me I'll be as detached as that computer u have such trust in

About the free time----I recall u asking something like this be4. Do u mean what I wrote in my siggy??

Lawl, only few'd understand: I'd spent the better part of the year mashing one jamo member like that. It was the only reason I logged in sometimes, just to blast her and her cronies. But then due to a cold truce finally reached, I suddenly wondered what I'd be doing for the NEXT six months of NL time without someone to harangue. Mayhap u wish to volunteer??

heehe

Lol. Yes ooh isale "mama" gee, I totally got it . I got it that Kizzleboo is your private domain, so my bee-zy self should quit "buzzing" around him . Yeah, I got that very well .

OK ooh, OJ "Orange Juice" OAM4J, I will give more time. Meanwhile, maybe for once, u guys should formulate a test/survey for the females. Or don't you guys care at all about what goes on in our heads??

OK, it's time to give u guys ur analyses. For those who took the test, I will proceed to, one by one, decipher your personality through your choices and reasons for those choices.

I was impressed by the reasons behind each of your picks: u obviously have a deep love for women . Also, I'd like to point out that there was no "trick question" ie, none of the girls are a "bad" choice; there's nothing negative about the "barbie" girl, nor the "tomboy" nor the "nerd". Which ever you picked, it's all for good . I will merely, with my new-found knowledge of the psyche give you an insight to WHY you made ur picks.

There's still a chance for those who still haven't taken the "test". Guys, don't be afraid u're going to "ass" urself. No matter which u choose, it's not a trap and I won't judge u for it . So, the Results coming up-----------------

Buzzing around Katsumoto?? Oh, you mean Kizzle, aka K-master-K . Ooooh, so that's what this's all about. Me I no de fe okoloko o, if he's urs u for talk am tey . No wonderrrrrr! From day one u warned me off him (as if for my own good) not knowing u're protecting YOUR interests! You see urself?? So what's it gonna be? Pistols at dawn? Cos I don't scare easy oooh. You sef know

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Omg! Did isale gee just infer something spurious about my sexuality!?! Oh no you di-int!!! (Brings out heavy leather handbag, thunks isale's head)

Heyy, so I give a few girls the double-take once a while. But I am totally "hetero". Now take the frigging test!!

And by the way, on the list, I am a certified tomboy !! (Who does NOT fancy barbies!!)

@ ola ola, u surprise me! Lol, or is it bc u have 2 names, and so u must have ur women in two's?? that's a pirry, it really is!!

Still waiting on Debs, K.D (Kilode) and the rest of the clan. Voting closes 5 am Nigerian time, 11 June '11.

isale G---- hey gurl make time! We need ur input pronto !!

Kizzle ma nizzle -----no, I'm not trying to influence the test; I was only giving my reasons for picking "barbie" (if I were a boy) . The barbie's I know don't act the way u describe, maybe we have different definitions of the barbie-type girl. But they usually work hard for their money and expect men to treat them right (like in the song )

ola ola------down, man!! Gosh, not three, not even two. Just one! You get to pick only ONE, so don't try morphing them either . You can't have a barbie/nerd ok. No mixed-breed type here . So your choice was invalid. Pls pick again and try and make up ur mind!! Lol

^lawl

Ur sarcasm is not lost on me

Wonder why guys are avoiding the "barbie" . Didn't u guys see the "sexy as hell"? Thing is, if I were a guy, that's the kind of girl I'd like because
1. They're independent, confident
2. They generally know what they want and go for it: ie, they just might approach YOU

So that's my pick if I was into chicks

And isale g, n_babe n co, pls take ur picks (hypothetical of course, ie "if u were a boy" ) just in case the other males are chicken and won't vote

Good on u, O-to-tha-J. And thanks guys for adding the reasons for ur choice. No results yet, but I encourage others to participate. You'll be boggled by what my findings will tell u

@Survey

Thanks to kazza/k-moto-k/kkk/kung-fu guy/katz/ka-boom! For being the first to bite the bullet

Awaiting the other dudes to step to the plate.

---and k-man (@ ur "be afraid" comment): yeh, u can tell I'm quaking in my natty Converse trainers

^thanks n-babe - that's telling 'im
@ O-J, hmmn, let me check my Elementary Psychology 101 textbook------um, NO, u can't NOT pick one. Come on! Geez, is there none of the chicks you find attractive? Do I need to go back to the drawing board and compose more babes ?? There's a limit to types, y'know . Deep down, us girls are really all the same. Now PICK and stop procastinating!!!lol

Special thanks to O-J for agreeing to moderate the survey. 'Tis but a simple test. And thanks to debs for agreeing to take it too.

You are with your guys at a bar/party/gathering. Three ladies walk in. Which one will you prefer to approach:

Lady 1: "barbie"
---She's dressed to the nines, perfect make-up, expensive jewelry, designer suit and shoes. Obviously a corporate type. Sexy as hell too.

Lady 2:"tomboy"
She's more casual, nothing but lipgloss on but cute with it, fills out her jeans and tee nicely. Hair all tousled like she just got out of bed. Walks with a certain careless swag that makes u know she'll easily deck u if u pinch her bottom.

Lady 3: "nerdy"
Pretty-eyed behind those her black-framed glasses perched at the tip of her nose, she's got a book under her arm and is in nothing but a sundress cos she can't be bothered to dress up just to go out. Cute as a button and not a pinch of make-up on. Looks intelligent and interesting - but not interested. As in, doesn't notice you exist tho' u're virtually staring at her really nice legs


___ok, that's the roll call. Which would u pick? And I'm not giving results till a good number have made their choices known. Don't want to influence ur pick esp when u know what ur choice reveals

Over to u chaps. Do it if u dare

Hmmn,Debs aka debosky, I'm feeling da "ragdizzle" - AND the kazza . His precious alias is getting more and more demystified by the second Did he really think we could be so easily intimidated? But gosh, the name Katsumoto sounds like some terrible avenging, head-chopping samurai warrior ooh. I wouldn't want to "wake the dragon", make I cease and desist

(in my heart tho', u'll always be K-moto-K shaaa )

@BABE I know what you mean about the title. I guess some of us know where to draw the line.
@marabout, thanks for some insight into this phenomenon.