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I don't know the rascally girls you guys move with but me, my sisters and friends though we love the occasional junk meal, maintain healthy sizes and shapes cos we keep active. Tell the young girls to balance it all up with exercise and busy lifestyles OK!!!

One word of advice for u @jonce: GROW UP. There's a lot of evil out there in the world; so don't whine about the few cusswords u see flying around here. It's just folks letting off steam. Not like they're killing anyone here. Look the other way if it bothers u so much.

Wizkid is an entertainer with all the right hype: young, impetuous, gifted. Being cute doesn't hurt either . Pple of all ages feel him, he's in a class on his own!

Natasha,,:
i don't get are they going to give the right answers there? if so can you please post the link so I can go there and for the astute lmao I didn't know the meaning too but I definitely knew exacerbate someone told me that the answers had already leaked on a net before the exam

It's a facebook forum/page, will post the addy if allowed. The user wanted us to view her circled answers on her Jamb question papers . But seriously those passages were terrible *from Independent Newspaper* etc. Una dey try oooh

huh I saw some of the questions on English Language and was like, wtf?? Folks have scanned it online on some forums so we can help them "mark" and see which they got wrong. Who sets these questions anyway?? I mean how can a 16-18 yr old and above know the meaning of such words as astute, exacerbate etc?? Dumb examiners!!

hackney:
All that giration; hope she hasnt dislodged her ovaries.
Women should not work that hard as it affects their natural balance.

Giuliana rancic of E! news is also trying for a baby but how can a baby form in those dry bones?
make she siddon there for fashion police dey yab others.

Lol, yeh I also watch that Rancid oops sorry Rancic reality show, verrrry boring life she leads. And yes, she prolly needs to go on vacation and make some babies!! You may be right about Beyonce affecting her natural balance with all those her yo-yo diets and exercise regime. With time and effort the babies will come I guess. I hope!!

More "Oooops" threads coming soon

Ooops! Looks like all is not perfect in Bey's fairy-tale princess world!

According to MediaTakeOut, Jay-Z told Beyonce they need to “have a child, or the marriage is over!” Now the superstar singer, reports the site, is “set to begin fertility treatments.” In fact, MediaTakeOut has photos of the couple in front of an L.A. hospital, where they’re going to “begin the fertility process.” (go to omg.com).

I always wondered why she hadn't popped one yet, thought she wanted to wait till she was 42 like Mariah and have twins in middle age like most women celebs  . Never thought Jay Z was much of a father figure, but it looks like he wants to add kids to his number of acquisitions  . I wish them the best of twins - I mean, luck!!

won-90:
^you be witch na

Nor be today i first know 

u dey mental. Ti-t for tat, common many happy returns you couldn't wish me on Feb 1. I NEVER forget stuff like that, wizard!!!

Loses role ko, rejects role ni. So rumor-generators what next? Ramsey Noah to be the next Batman ?!

@ topic if u've ever felt the pain of heartbreak n disappointment u'll understand why some girls choose to settle for the man who is crazy about them but whom they are not in love with themselves. It's like a shield/safeguard; if the man goes on to mess up in the marriage, the girl doesn't care bc she never loved him anyway. I for one would prefer a 50-50 r/ship, noone is more in love than the other.

She gets scarier every new song/video. Is she so scared that if she acts normal,she might actually appear boring?? She's obviously trying to cover up/compensate for what ever she's lacking personality-wise.

@topic:   Hangover 2. Didn't watch part 1 but this is one heck of a cringe-worthy film. Almost died of laughter one or two times, but I won't be watching it again, noooo way 

@half-watched X-men First Class. This is the first X-Men movie I'm actually enjoying. Never finished an X-men film before: this might be the first one I'll be seeing the end credits 

190:
^this customer abi?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=681385.msg8456326#msg8456326

lol, no wonder some pple wan quench if u just send me ordinary "smiley" . Thank gosh she no fit baff me with acid through internet . How does it feel, 1190, that I didn't even wish u common happy birthday ?? Tit for tat!!!!

debosky:
Belated test taker present ma!

Firstly, we don’t have enough information to make a good choice, but I’ll go ahead anyways.

In my usual non-committal fashion, it depends on the mood I’m in.

If I’m looking for a challenge, I’d definitely go for Barbie. . . .ti a ba fe je opolo, ki a je eyi to l’eyin ninu[b]. All that swag and bling are defensive mechanisms - as a [b]Balogun l’eyin obinrin[/b[], [b]it would be my pleasure to break every single one down.

If I wanted a hang out pal with the potential for some vigorous bedroom Olympics, I’d go for #2. She’s more likely to flow with my boys too. But then again, getting along too well with the guys means she might always want to hang out with us.

As for the #3, nerds are usually the biggest freaks of all so I think I might just go for her instead. . . .if just to find out where those long, really nice legs end. I do have my nerdy moments as well, so it’ll be fun enlivening her wild but latent imagination.

All in all, #3 would probably win it - I don’t like being punche[/b]d, neither am I into[b] high maintenance drama queens.

I’m sure #3 would find some books to read if I decided to go do something with my boys so she’s definitely my choice.

RoF!!!!! Better late than never Debs, good one on ya!

LOL at the bolded, gosh! You said it better than I could . Yeah, barbies are big on drama, and then tomboys don't just get that you want to hang out with real boys sometimes. And the nerds, of course, will always give you the space you need - but are very intense and giving once you get their full attention . Good choice, D-Sky

aaawww, Kiki, u read my "Blag"?? Glad you like it . At least there I get to yap without getting no backtalk/derailings. Thanks mookieboo
And to coin a popular jamo phrase, "me luv ya long time" lol

@ Odunnu, forget that thing! Just last weekend I was at a 5Oth birthday bash and we changed our plenty pounds to even plentier dollars and nairas . The spraying na diiiieeee and we were all caught on camera. Watch out for me in the golden gele if u catch d event on ur favorite society programmes . Now, about that second-hand napep-----tell cantell I will replace it with a tyre-less, engine-less Hummer jeep . It can't move but at least, hummer is better than keke, no be so ?

Been hearing about Ghana a lot recently. Sounds better to settle THERE than in Nigeria, if one is inclined to return "home" from diaspora. Even Nigerians in Nigeria look at Ghana as "greener pastures" - because ur money goes a longer way there and of course, there's the constant electricity supply!

Lawwwwl - now who's taking stuff too serious?? isale d gee! I merely wanted you to admit your apparent possessiveness where Kizzletizzle is concerned . Heck, I wouldn't even know what to do with him sef, if u handed me him on a silver platter! Jokes, babe, all jokes . Your sense of humor is obviously recessive where Katsumoto is concerned - another sign! Keep being in denial - u don't have to admit anything - not yet anyway. But lighten up a little aight

Sending myself to sleep with The Script's For the First time (hoping that's the title). The bridge is so soul-wrenching


"ooooh these times are hard
And it's driving me crazy
Don't give up on me baby, "

Lol ok that's it, off to bed!

OmG! Met Oriri one on one on a bus to Benin ages ago! He had a CD of his songs and let me listen to them. I must have been the first soul to listen to Sisi Eko fresh out of the studio. He was really cool, humble and friendly and the music was great! Hope he makes waves, he deserves it.

Hmmm hmmm a certain poster's wishes are missing. How quickly things went SOUR . Mr and Mrs

190 how far, something seems to be brewing . Looks like u have another dissatisfied customer

huh! Odunnu only u knows what u did that made cantell refuse my fat envelope of crisp ten naira notes! Doesn't he know they are very good for spraying at owambe parties? Anyway, the truth shall be revealed in good time.

@ isale gee, the question was simple: can I hynotization u to leaf Kazzymodo fo me? Tha's all!!

@ n-babe, who are those intellectual vagabonds u're referring to?? Let me vandalize them. But come o, abi na me u dey talk 2?!

So with all ur americanization, eh, n-babe, u still get this gimme-gimme mentality of our people? Kai! To think all I wanted to do was share and bare with my dear peers . Ok now, I will retaliate. Oya, pay me sharp sharp for my diagnosis/analysis!!! Ni wara shêsha!! Quickly!!

Trust me isale gee, some medical school drop-out still better than some uni graduates . In any case, I'm more into the Arts than sciences, so I'm diversifying now into the social sciences with my new psycho-hobby . I'll be the first Dr. Barr. Engineer Architect ragdollz to ever exist . Hail me now

hah! Isale d gee! You have not answered my queshun ooo! 419er like u . Yes or no, u no talk, instead u r referring to ola ola. Ok oooh, I will keep mum for now :C

E ma gba mi oooo, which one be hynotherapy again!? I've heard of it but can I use it on you via NL . Like, can I hypnotherapize u to relinquish Kizziboo for me??