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^isale-G haba, me a mod?? I'm a free soul oh, don't like having to fulfil any special "duties"; your time on NL is never really your own

You and OAM4J should chill about myb chequered history naw I'm on the road to redemption . I may slip up many a time along the way, but who knows? I might win "Nicest Nairalander Year 2011" It's early days yet

Lol, is ok, is ok, K-moto, who ever that troublemaler-with-such-a-long-alias is, he/she will get what's coming to them . Meanwhile I appreciate the welcome . You guys are officially the "cool gang" around here; "never a dull moment"

Ah han kini gbogbo eleyii!? Katsumoto abi quasimodo wetin naa? Must I walk on coals !! Folks are trying to make a sis feel at home, you want I "earn" it first! Besides, can't we ALL have joint titleship, me, Desola, naijababe n the ekiti chick (whom I think I know v.well )

isale G.G., seriously tho', it's the first few pages that got me interested, so don't you worry . You guys posts then were as hilarious as they are now, believe!!

Mind your mouth @kadman and stop talking out your arse! Gene is a passable actress, nothing more - certainly not Hollywood-standard. And it's not about her skin tone or race; you mentioned Grace Jones, a musical icon all over the world! What's the relation with what we're saying here??

Meanwhile, I hear Naomie Harris is rumored to be the next Bond girl (she was in Pirates of the Carribean or so). Now THAT's a credible applicant, not someone without any Hollywood experience to jump straight into such a part.

Interesting! And I always thought "snowdrops" was female. Anyway chap enjoy it, not many guys on NL can boast of such . I can see you're already reaping the benefits . Girls who never noticed u be4 will start giving you a second look . And of course, expect some "beef" from the guys.

Well nkuru I expected nothing better from you. You're nothing but an intellectual animal; you have the intelligence but not the common sense to figure out your faults. Fine, laughing at something funny in a person's post is no crime, everyone does it even when there's a fight on. It is not NICE, that's my point. And for someone pretending to be a "decent" sort (like u) then more is expected. If 190 does that, who cares? It's just the way you argue instead of admitting what u did was thoughtless n dumb. I used to dislike you on that "lmao" point before, but over time I've discovered even more things about you I find objectionable . In any case, I will round up for the sake of some curious onlookers. Just keep it in mind that I'm not a fan, so u'll be getting a lot of flack from me

^^lol @ naijababe
You're among friends, so you generally have nothing much to fear . Just a little teasing now and then. And thanks for the welcome, good to see u guys are the friendly sort

Just taking my time leisurely going through the thread, very funny . Makes for some nice light reading, lol

Lol, OAM4J, ésè oo it feels nice to be welcome in such high-brow circles . And as for the title, I accept it gratefully, however I will still have to run to momsy and ask for a deeper translation, all the more to know the importance of my honorable new office

Ouch, isale G G , "MPD"?? Is it contagious ?! Wouldn't want to catch anything, not after spending just one day and a half on this thread .

That your test, I will take it. Any prize for scoring highest (jk)

@ ola ola, ok, I get it, shake me with one hand, pinch me with the other . Never mind, I've got thick skin

Thank u o jare isale gan gan and Kilode!?
Seems my reputation precedes me however, I go still gbadun the thread.

@ola olabiyi, so I'm a thug abi, u want to enlist my warrior services abi? I am on mid-year break, sorry

Oh please shut up with all ur americana talk "kiddo". You keep talking out both sides of ur mouth that's why u're so loathesome. That ur "lmao" that day wouldn't have irked so much if not that, just a page prior to that, you were "tickled" by one of my own comments too. You're such a Arrow to be cackling from one dissenting party to another, pretending like you're just having a good laugh when deep down you know you're being offensive. You sicken me, seriously. And you're not even big enough or wise enough to admit u were wrong. I pity you, really. Anyway, I know u will reply, you can't help urself, u can never let someone else have the last word bc u'r such a mz know-it-all. I hope you're just as over-smart with ur books (I doubt it)

Nkuru take your "take care sweetie" and shove it up ur narrow behind! Don't give folks the wrong impression Arrow, when last did I ever say a word in ur direction? Bubblehead u must be mixing me up with someone else cos I can't even remember the last time I even noticed you're alive.

For the record, you're grossly annoying and if I see u write any more crap that offends my sensibilities (like another useless thread) I will def. give u "what for". Now piss off!

Interesting thread

Good to see there are some "fun" Nigerians living in the US .

Nywys, don't mind me, read a few pages, will catch up larer

^omg you're such a big FAT FO-OL! What's all that garbage up there? Talking trash as always! I bet as a kid everyone hated u and u got beat up a lot by bullies. Heck, I don't blame them! Annoying brat! So you don't think that inappropriate "lmao" u made that time I had beef with someone was WRONG? Dummy! In the real world when u rub someone up the wrong way,(whether u INTENDED to or not) it's always nice to apologize and say no harm meant. Instead ur goathead will argue and gabble on just to prove a useless point. You make me sick, in fact I can't remember the last time I disliked someone this much!

Anyway, keep up the great attitude. You might make a few friends, but there'll always be someone who'll see right through u to the empty shell within.

Don't bother replying. U already bore me, I might not even see it fit to read ur next lame, pretensious and BORING comeback! Lmaooo

;d

^aaaw PISS OFF noone's impressed! You're either too proud or stupid to admit when u're wrong and APOLOGISE. No, you'd rather swag it out and argue till you're blue in the face! Dumb c-unt, I'll comment and reply as long as I want where ever I want, don't like it then jump off a three-storey building! You won't die but at least a few broken limbs might shut you UP!

Nkuru gerroooouuut! You are LAME. And you TALK TOO FRIGGING MUCH! Bah! If I had anything to do with it u'll be gagged or better, throttled in ur sleep so you won't bore us with ur drivel! Pea brain! I'm even making you look good/interesting. Nkiruka :X

^Limitless was cool, enjoyed it.

@ topic Blood Out

Guys are like jelly
You stare at them longer than five seconds they think you fancy them

So I avoid eye contact with some guys cos one look from me hmm they'll follow me go house

Nkiru or what u call urself SHURRUP! "Everytime u say something my fat bum!" How many times have I ever referred to u sef?

Attention-seeking little Arrow . Lol

Now go and read ur books before you fail olodo

Yeh yeh black is beautiful and yeh I've seen some fine dark-skinned girls who'll make u wanna rub mud on urself to get that shade - but the fact is people have been altering their skin tone for centuries. In countries like China, India etc it's kinda like the norm to maintain a light skin tone (with creams) bc in THEIR culture, fairer is more appealing. However in Nigeria we've tended to abuse this trend. Black knuckles, green cheekbones and orange skin, are caused by a poor bleaching regime. If it is done right, then you come out looking your preferred tone. I myself would never want to change so much that pple who knew me years ago will be like, dayyyyuuum!! However I see nothing wrong in "bleaching" if it's not taken to the extreme ie becomes a health risk.

Even those Westerners are guilty of overdoing things eg with tanning. Some get so obsessed with "sun beds" they start to look dark orange and risk skin cancer due to over-exposure to the rays. They are derided by others for their love of the permanent tan which makes them look like painted, varnished wood

So you see, we all have our obsessions, but it's your life and YOU get to choose.

It's been a while Seun have you made that movie yet?

I hope you still want to make that great Nigerian film

The industry lacks movies with the right mix of drama, suspense, romance and thriller. All these can exist in one movie . We also don't have any decent romcoms (you indicated ur interest in those, will be difficult to find)
OR

You can choose to do a simple, appealing romantic movie with a happy ending and a great plot in between.

What ever the case, don't lose the dream, cos I'm totally looking forward to the first Nairawood movie

Big Mommas (3)

Rof

Ok, liked it, could have been funnier, And call me lame but I'm actually looking forward to the next instalment (and there will be one ).

****finishes popcorn, wipes lips and thinks, wow this was better than watching a season of "desperate housewives"*****

Lawwlll

Rubbish thread opened just to moan and tell the whole world you're doing your finals??

Trés lame!!!


"Lol"

^^rofl

Yeh, it's twisted

Lmao

Ok Vieira, if u've got to blame someone, blame me

Right now TRYING to watch Sanctuary S01. This show actually went past the first season?? Wow

Lol @ Season of the Witch getting a raspberry. It was a good idea, poorly executed . Liked the guy from Blade, he always delivers. He was the best actor in the whole film loved when he nudged the altar boy in the back after their little fight