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Karma is a Bastard
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conductor116:

Presidiot Buhari the lifeless dullard.

The Grand commander of zombies and Buhari Media Cows home and abroad.

The negotiator of Boko Haram.

The Grand patron of the 4th most dangerous terrorist group in the world, Fulani herdsmen.

The bringer of recession

The bringer of hardship and poverty

The father of a 100m bike-riding yahoo yahoo criminal youth

The grandfather of hypocrisy

The master of "forgery is not corruption"

The ruler of codeine and lizard-shit consuming underage youth voters from Niger Republic

The only guy who spends 300m on haircut and reads newspaper of 30m naira yearly

The dullard who pays 70m naira house rent in Aso Rock yearly

The leader of the idiotic pigs of Buhari Media Center

The only certificateless illiterate who promised zombies N1 = $1

Let me spare this dullard today so I can see who I will bully next time

E bu onye Ara. Tufiakwa

it's called phuleria, see a dermatologist

ighodalonosa:
August 12, 2018

Press Statement

PDP Uncovers Fresh Plots to Arrest Saraki, Ekweremadu..

Reveals INEC Submitted Election Budget to Presidency Since February

The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) has again uncovered a plot by the All Progressives Congress (APC) and the cabal in the Buhari Presidency to use compromised security agencies and the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) to invite, arrest and detain Senate President Bukola Saraki and Deputy Senate President Ike Ekweremadu.

This is just as the PDP has unraveled fresh facts confirming that the pressure by the Presidency for the reconvening of the Senate is out of a sinister motive and not for any emergency in the approval of the budget of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) for the 2019 election.

The fresh plot to detain the two presiding officers is part of renewed design to keep them out of circulation, ahead of Senate resumption, so as to enable the heavily induced APC senators, who are now in the minority, to throw up two of their members as Senate President and Deputy Senate President respectively on the excuse that Saraki and Ekweremadu failed to show up for proceedings in the Senate.

The PDP notes that the new plot to cage Saraki and Ekweremadu, in devilish rehash of the Tuesday July 24, 2018 hostage-taking and invasion of their official residences by security agencies is coming after the August 7, 2018 failed attempt to use security forces to take control of the leadership of the Senate.

Apart from plots to arrest and detain Saraki and Ekweremadu, the PDP has also been made aware of plans to use the EFCC and security forces to clamp down on their family members, including their wives and siblings as well as close associate, all in the effort to weaken their resolve.

Moreover, investigations by the PDP further confirm that the insistence of the APC-led Federal Government on the emergency reconvening of the National Assembly, ostensibly to consider INEC’s budget for the 2019 election, is part of APC’s thicker plot to execute their premeditated ‘coup’ on the leadership of the Senate.

PDP was further informed that contrary to claims by the APC and the Presidency, INEC actually submitted the budget to the presidency since February 2018, only for the Presidency to submit it to the National Assembly in July when the legislature was already going on recess; with a view to enmesh it in a needless controversy.

Furthermore, the PDP counsels Acting President Yemi Osinbajo to stop acting saint, as Nigerians are aware that he is part and parcel of the actors behind the sordid developments playing out in the National Assembly.

The PDP invites Nigerians and the international community to note the activities of the APC and the Buhari Presidency, which have continued to put the unity and stability of our nation as well as our hard-earned democracy under serious stress.

In all, the PDP cautions the APC and power mongers at the Presidency to know that Nigerians have seen through their evil intentions and will continue to firmly resist them by standing for democracy and the unity of our nation at all times.

Signed:

Kola Ologbondiyan
National Publicity Secretary.

Nonsense please get sense

GoldCircle:
This marriage is a fraud. Pure and simple. Anything built on falsehood will surely crumble (just like APC). My guy, you’ve got enough grounds to divorce her. Who knows, perhaps there may even be more things they are hiding from you.

Who knows whether it was even incest that led to the 1st child outside wedlock? My guy, no gamble with your future children lives o! Stone wey person see, no dry blind am.

Mr Man, and you want him to send the woman packing, what about the Child, Divorce is not the way to go.

My Brother, with God All things are possible, only if you believe.

kush and dosh meaning fired yam and akara. if you happen to study at Kongo Campus ABU Zaria

people knw the truth,

only those who are blind folded by hate and are extremist that wont acknowledge it.

PMB means well for Nigeria

Fayose is a clown

dukie25:
Sack the minister of Petroleum for not covering all the loopholes that makes it easy to steal from NNPC.

*modified*
I just realised the minister of petroleum is Buhari.
No wonder Baru is dishing out contract willy-nilly.
No wonder Abacha deployed him to Petroleum, to enable him steal billions.
Mr Integrity folded his arm while Abacha emptied NNPC coffers.

Woe betide anybody that says Buhari is fighting corruption.

Anuofia

ProjectNaija:
This was probably before he became a terrorist

Brain missing, sense lost,






somebody give this boy some sense

saraki is one of them, a wolf in sheep clothing

DopeBoss:
This is exactly What Sars shld be stopping But No! They would rather harass innocent citizens

not harass but kill innocent citizens #endsars #scrapsars

pls sombody should tell buhari to learn from this outstanding performer

zionmde:
hope the peaceful Muslims in osun won't leave their prayer ground this time around to go and mob a policeman.
Hope herdsmen will also observe holiday from killing people
Hope boko haram will remember all the mosques that gave them support wen they were killing only Christians to celebrate with our Muslim brothers there.
Hope all the Muslim zombies on NL will also observe the holiday
Hope Lai Mohammed (pbuh) won't work that day so Nigeria can have a holiday from all his lies.





My most important wish is my number 3 wish

Happy celebrations

one word for you

"FOOL"

home win or Draw

Hope say salary increase dey dat budget cos na that one konsine me

Josh44s:
Karma. Sins of the fathers or Tinubu don use am as sacrifice extend him life. If I were to be his second born, I will K*ll Tinubu before he K*lls me o.

Quote me at your own peril. The truth is better

SIMPLE ENGLISH YOU CANNOT SPOKE.


God Knows Best








RIP 2 the Dead

juman:
El rufai is a devil.

yes the devil in human form

OtemSapien:
Wehdone sir, we already know pastor Adebole as a businessman. And we tell him 'Wehdone sir'' Here is a poem composed when he and his workers duped someone of her first income.

HELL FIRE Loading.....

Joephat:
avoid bush meat ko, eat bush meat ni.

the only person to avoid is jubril , his cohorts and Nigeria soldiers. not monkey or bush meat


the three mentioned above are the agents of monkey pox

Guy you are brain dead

The College of Education, Obudu, in Cross River State has suspended its bursar, Ushie Sixtus, for alleged theft of N125 million from the Government Integrated Financial Management Information System, GIFMIS, salary account of the college. PREMIUM TIMES gathered that the governing council of the college on September 29 ordered Mr. Sixtus to proceed on a three-month suspension to enable investigation of the fraud. GIFMIS is an IT-based system for budget management and accounting that is being used by the federal government to improve public expenditure management processes, and enhance greater accountability and transparency across its ministries and agencies. GIFMIS was designed to help the government plan and use its financial resources more efficiently and effectively. According to a source in the college who requested anonymity for fear of victimisation, the bursar connived with a staff of the Office of Accountant-General of the Federation to obtain the code needed to access the account. He then allegedly proceeded to transfer N125 million from the account into a microfinance bank in Obudu in four tranches as “Special overtime for staff”, “Overtime” and “Overhead capital grant”. A document in possession of PREMIUM TIMES shows two transfers of N19 million and N11 million on March 3 “for capital overhead grant”. A source at the institution also alleged that investigation into the fraud indicted the provost of the college, James Ejue. Mr. Ejue and the Registrar of the college, Magdalene Okoko; did not answer calls or respond to text messages sent to them. The bursar, Mr. Sixtus, who also declined comment on telephone, however said briefly that he was suspended “for no reason.” An acting bursar, Ogar Eje, was on Monday appointed for the institution.

Nigeria no go pass group stage for that world cup.

Thunder Follow You,

Nigeria no go pass group stage for that world cup.

Thunder Follow You,

Adiola:
this is the time we Yoruba Christians rise up against these islamist our Yoruba Muslim brothers should join us and defend our own fayose must be left alone

this comment is senseless

balogun16:
Mikel is really suffering. Mikel is a weak man. where Mikel slept is where the woman supposed to sleep. I can boldly tell you that Mikel is not the head of the family.

Mr Man on my bed, i can sleep any where

shame on you

wow just downloaded mine


its the best

isaacsegun:
Please fellow nairalanders, Ineed your urgent advice.
We started dating as far back as year 2007, then she was 17 while i was in my early 20s. I'm her first love, in fact, I was the person that deflowered her. I got her pregnant during the course of our relationship in which we aborted, the abortion almost took her life.

Since after the abortion issues that create serious problem between her parents and mine, her parents has kicked against our relationship including mine but she's insisting we must marry even up till today.

Please guys, should i just tell her that we cannot marry because i can see that she's very desperate to marry now as age is not on her side, but I'm afraid to tell her that the relationship cannot work because she can do anything (like attempting to even take her own life)

Bros; you are very heartless truth be told.

After decieving her you want to dump her and use your family for excuse

na your family go live with her

Relate in the Book (the story of) Mary, when she withdrew from her family to a place in the East. She placed a screen (to screen herself) from them: then We sent to her Our angel, and he appeared before her in the shape of a well- made human being. She said: "I seek refuge from thee to (God) Most Gracious: (come not near) if thou dost fear God." He said: "Nay, I am only a messenger from thy Lord, (to announce) to thee the gift of a holy son." She said: "How shall I have a son, seeing that no man has touched me, and I am not unchaste?" He said: "So (it will be): thy Lord saith, `That is easy for Me: and (We wish) to appoint him as a Sign unto men and a Mercy from Us': it is a matter (so) decreed." (The Holy Quran, 19:16-21)

pls help @GAZZUZZ, HONMUSA

WHEN EVER I START MY HONDA BABYBOY IN THE MORNING IT VIBRATES FOR ABOUT 1MINUTE AND THEN IT STABILIZES SAME THING HAPPEN WHEN YOU PARK THE CAR FOR ABOUT SIX HOURS AFTER DRVING.

PLS HELP

sister, you are misinterpreting the bible meet ur pastor for advise

there is somethin fishy here, only one driver no amcomplices, how are we sure he is not being setup,


cos i know one person can not carryout the act


or did others escape

[/quote]fani kayode is a psycho, give him yam and then, you see his true nature,
we all know how he insulted GEJ before he was settled.