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remakin: I need a registered and credible dealer in AGO and PKO with dleivery from depot or tank farm. i have serious need for delivery of both products in and outside Lagos.

plz drop your number or call 08166870182

You can reach me on 08037391240

geminien: Yes, easier said than done, but thank you guys alot, i am grateful. i have nowhere to go at home,,,, i have a father and step mum who will not even welcome me to their home, so where do i stay? at the hospital i just left a year ago and havent made anything for myself... but God knows i am so scared.

Please do you know if coconut oil is thesame as ADIN AGBON

If you want to come back home with Millions of Dollars in such a predicament you have found yourself then I will say you have made up your mind to die in Asia. Come back home afo anu and get your treatment first. What is wealth without health? Furthermore, people survive not living with their parents and again I know that HIV treatment in NAIJA is still free.

ozo-dimgba:
He who laugh last laugh de best.

He who laughs last na mumu. Why did he not laugh when others caught the drift?

Rastamann: was the biting intentional?

Yes it was.

ZUBY77: Dear Lagos state,
The federal govt is trying to privatize these things for effective management. Why would it sell it to another govt establishment?
Govt regimes are bound to change every four or eight years in every state. How do you plan to transit from the current govt to the future one especially when it comes to these structures. No, we want it in the hands of individual companies .

I will not be surprised when the bigots turn this into ACN vs PDP

I know the plan. Sell it to Lagos State and Tinubu will buy it from them at high discounted low price.

Tashamania: [size=14pt]I really hate to say this but this is becoming a constant for a while now.
I try as much as possible to stay away from married men who approach me for friendship, knowing fully well that their "friendship" all bores down to one thing and that is : Spoiling you with good stuffs of life and at the end, demanding to see or have a taste of what is underneath!


Seriously, Why wont this married men let us be and enjoy our youthful lives just the way they've enjoyed theirs?
Is this some kind of wickedness of some sort?
Dont they know that by such doings that they are putting at risk their marriages?
Do they want us (the youths) to suffer the same fate in our marriages (i.e, our own husbands going after young girls too)
Do they want to marry us as 2nd wives or they are just out to spoil our future?!
Is it that they are not happy with their marriages? I dont get it!


I face these almost in my everyday life,the single guys keep coming with the married men ( even those that pretend they are not married) what da heck?! I received the most embarrasing call of my life #days back at about 10pm when a lady called me to stay off her marriage and if not, she knows all my details on where I school and would come haunt me down and am like what the heck again? Whose fault is it this time? The saidman told me he wasnt married! Nawao!
And I wonder where the silly man was at the time his wife was using his cellphone to make this call and threaten an innocent girl like me

Not just that am facing it in the real world, even here on NL, married men who dont even deny the fact that they are married keep disturbing for "FRIENDSHIP"! What kind of friendship do you wanna have with a single lady and online?! Abeg and abeg, I dont entertain married men as friends. I'm sounding this clear because of any married man on here that might have been harbouring such intentions! For GOD's sake, Na Swear? You have a wife - for the s.ex and companionship and kid(s), so what again do you want?
I'm tired of all these, I dont know what method to use in telling you people off again o!!

I want to know what such men want. What abeg? This is beyond me![/size]

Hei babe! I don catch you. You dey seek attention ba? You have it now. Why you dey seek attention be say you are broke and you need married to sort you out after all they pay MEGA unlike the single men who will scrutinize even how fast you respond to their tourch of your center of gravity. Married women disturb single men too, but dey don't cry like you. Make I ask you a silly question. Who bought you your best expensive gift? No lie say single guy cos I know we.

delikay4luv: his teeth na die

Hope to remind us of Lamark's theory of use and disuse. He Suarez has well developed inscissors uncapable of being closed by his lips, and the theory says that the part of the body used more will be well or prominently developed. Now we see why he had to bite. Just to keep developing the prominent part of him.

doyinmolah: HE PROPOSEDAND SHE GAVE HIM A STINGING SLAP! CHEI, READ ON MY PEOPLE & COMMENT ABEG:

Man: Baby, I love you, would you please marry me?

Woman: (stands up and lands a stinging slap on his face) I have waited more than 9yrs, I have prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and listened to tapes, even went out of my way to be nice to every male specie of marriageable age!

I took up new hobbies, watching football and play station. I went to Daystar. From Daystar, I went to House on the Rock, from House on the rock I went to Guiding Light Assembly, Phronesis Christian Centre Int'l, MFM, Christ Embassy, Redeemed, From there I went to This Present Winners looking every where for you. I went from a size 14 to a size 10, so that when you see me you’d love what you see.

I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from Abuja I went to Port- Harcourt, then I went all the way to Kano I joined hi-five, from hi-five to faceboook, then I went to twitter, I even had a blog on which I ranted, hoping yōϋ would show up! for where?

I uploaded only my best pictures on Facebook, in fact I took photo sessions to look my best, all for you o! I attended all the weddings, whether the invitation was direct or indirect! The next place I was hoping to check was the moon, before you crawled out, crawled out from the house directly next to mine!

So it was you all this while? The neighbour I said hello to every morning?

Were you trying to destroy my faith?

You almost rendered my prayer life useless?

What were you waiting for?

What sign where you looking for?

Do you want to kill me before you reveal yourself?!!!

Now be a gentleman, get down on your knees and put that ring on my finger!!

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Heheheheh. . ..Wonders shall never end for this World oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! !!!!!!!!

No wonder it took her so long. One day when she expects you to perform some impromptu HUSBANDRY duty and you slack, na trailer you go jam.

gboso: It depends where you are working cos banks have list of companies they do that for their staff.

Exactly and if you are working with FG, it will be easy. Go to your bank if it is not Microfinance where your salary is domicilled and apply for salary advance or temporal overdraft (TOD). Make sure your salary is domicilled there and make arrangement from the finance or accounting department of your place of work for your pay slip( six months)

I.Joan:
Oh well!

Governor Nnamdi Chime of Enugu state decided to surprise his daughter-in-law, Nneoma Atueyi, by giving her a brand new range over as a wedding gift.



Nneoma Atueyi married the son of Enugu state governor, Nnamdi Chime, on Saturday April 13th.

Congrats to the newly wed couple.








http://dailypost.com.ng/blogs/2013/04/18/governor-chime-buys-daughter-in-law-range-rover-as-wedding-gift-photos/?wt=4

This amebo half wit. The name of my governor is not Nnamdi. His name is Iheanacho. Get your story right.

emmysenior: We are all men of God, the only difference between some people & pastors, is that some pastors got calls from God, others received text mgs and some were just flashed. Happy sunday Nlanders.

Nsogbu di na Katanga.

PurpleHouse: don't know if he has made his senior debut for portugal... otherwise now is the right time to grab him...

share yours here.... we don't want to do another Alaba mistake... let's reveal these guys to our Coach....

I thought said players and you came up with one person.

Yobo has lost relevance in the national team and soon the same fate will meet him in Turkey, and I wait to see him criticize his club coach. Afo anu monkey. make he answer me wetin people he displaced in the national team said. Imagine calamity Yobo.

ilelabola: The Dangers of Chewing Gum~

Originally, chewing gum was made from tree sap but today's commercial brands are loaded with harmful ingredients and chemicals.

The modern day chewing gums are made of four major ingredients including synthetic rubber, plastic, sugar, and coloring (dye). Modern day gums are produced from synthetic polymers such as styrene-butadie ­ne rubbers and polyvinyl acetate. The final product is composed of 60% sugar, 20% corn syrup, and only 20% actual gum material.

People do not typically swallow gum, so they pay very little attention to the ingredients. The assumption is that if it is not swallowed, then it is not a concern.

However, the ingredients in gum travel into the bloodstream faster and in higher concentrations than food ingredients, because they absorb straight through the walls of the mouth, and they do not undergo the normal filtration process of digestion.

Gum is typically the most toxic product in supermarkets that is intended for consumption, and it is likely to kill any pet that eats it. Commercial gum products contain roughly the same list of toxic ingredients, with differing labeling, which is virtually always designed to be deceptive.

Common Ingredients of Gum:
• Sorbitol
• Gum Base
• Maltitol
• Mannitol
• Xylitol
• Artificial and 'Natural' Flavoring
• Acacia
• Acesulfame Potassium
• Aspartame
• BHT
• Calcium Casein Peptone-calcium ­Phosphate
• Candelilla Wax
• Sodium Stearate
• Titanium Dioxide (so cancerous that external skin contact is enough)

In essence, Chewing gum is regarded as a harmless cultural tradition but chewing gum itself contains many ingredients that may be hazardous to our health.

http://dherbs.com/articles/dangers-of-chewing-gum-244.html

Now you have said it, we done hear. Make we ask Alex Ferguson what has become of him he started chewing those toxins.

Uchenna42: My problem with all these songs is ana yim ayota ihe ha na-ako........

You are not alone.

Sam Milla: It seems Nigerian babies are way ahead.
Some are born with Koran tied to their tiny arms while some are born with crosses hanging on their necks.
Even our two year olds can recite the Koran or Bible which I, Sam Milla surprisingly and suspiciously have not been able to achieve in my whole 30years on planet earth.

This oyibo people should join nairaland to find out how far ahead we are in Science

Gbam! Gbogom! You copied all I wanted to say.

Reference: Difficult call. Can't say whether it is easier to rise from a drubbing and a consequtive semi-final loss or a penalty shoot-out loss after running your mouth from Cape to Cairo even though you've not won the trophy since 1982 when only a handful of countries knew what it meant.

Do you know the History of the Nations cup at all?

val_dubem: Olingo Governor! Throwing parties in d UK with Coal State's Money.

Anu ofia! Where you there liar.

0lumide: The picture is undated. Lol!!

Where is CHIME! instead of those dunces to focus on that, they are focusing on Fashola

Leave our Governor alone. Even if he has been sick and went to get cured, we no send una amebos. I love him die.

iamswizz: I HOPE HE DOES NOT MEAN GROUNDNUT OIL AND COOKING GAS? JUST JOKING SHA.... DON BABA J ALL THE WAY

One Metric Tonne of your groundnut oil is costlier than the same quantity of your diesel. Ask people wey sabi.

Fhemmmy: They are yet to tackle the challenges in Nigeria, but yet have the balls to wanna help in Mali

Boko Haram has it's root from that region and not doing anything when the Malian Rebels have been spotted in Nigeria is more than fanning the ember of BH activities.

OYINBOGOJU: Germany is Nigeria's 37th state. All that remains is for our lawmakers to review the Nigerian constitution and make it official.

They should get cracking. Several weeks ago awoke to news that President Goodluck Jonathan's wife, Patience, had disappeared from Nigeria. Nobody in Aso Rock bothered to inform Nigerians about the whereabouts of their "First Lady." It later transpired that Mrs. Jonathan had sneaked away to a clinic in Wiesbaden, Germany. It was as if she'd merely left one room in the Presidential Villa to another.

In the end, it took enterprising online reporters to tell Nigerians that their president's "missing" wife was in Germany, hospitalised. In response, the woman's spokesman denied that she was ailing. No, he said, she had exhausted herself from clinking glasses, eating and chatting with some other African leaders' wives she hosted in Abuja. She'd then traveled to Germany to take a well-deserved "moment's rest."

Nigerians would discover that Mrs. Jonathan's moment was counted in weeks. As in, more than four weeks. In a bizarre twist, the woman whose exit was shrouded in secrecy came back to a staged carnival-grade welcome. After all, she was returning from Germany, Nigeria's latest satellite. Last week, Governor Danbaba Suntai of Taraba State crashed a small CESSNA plane he was piloting as he attempted to land in Yola, Adamawa State. Initial reports said the governor had died. It turned out, thank God, that he was only injured. He was soon transferred to the National Hospital, Abuja. President Jonathan went to see him there.

Afterwards, Mr. Jonathan pronounced the governor's condition stable. In fact, the president's words bear quoting in detail, for they reveal something about the mindset of the man currently presiding over Nigeria. "We are quite happy that the governor is stable," said Nigeria's president. "I have seen him. Doctors are working very hard on him. I believe that God willing, he will come out of it.

But he is still in hospital. Being a governor, people are worried. People want to know his state of health." A day or two after Mr. Jonathan spoke those words, Governor Suntai was airlifted to an undisclosed hospital in Germany.

The National Hospital, Abuja used to be Nigeria's best hospital. That was when Nigeria had only thirty-six states. Since Nigerian officials unofficially annexed Germany as their country's 37th state, the torch of best hospital has been passed on.

The best Nigerian hospital now is - wait for it - in Germany! Last Sunday, several Nigerian newspapers reported the airlift of the injured Suntai to Nigeria's outpost in Germany. A report in The Sun was quite revelatory. Governor Danbaba Danfulani Suntai, the paper reported, "has been flown to Germany for PROPER TREATMENT" (emphasis mine).

The paper's report continued: "The governor was on Friday taken to the National Hospital, Abuja, where Sunday Sun reliably gathered he was prepared for the longer journey to Germany for BETTER TREATMENT" (again, emphasis mine).

At any rate, he hardly shied from touting his achievements. Yet, one of the man's reliable records is that he's something of a showman. Taraba State lacks the most basic of facilities. But that fact would not detain Mr. Suntai.

A lover of jets, he acquired a pilot's license to enable himself to hop from place to place. If he ever wrote a political playbook, jollity would be a venerated principle. I could not help thinking about the state of Nigeria as I reflected on Suntai situation. Last week, three friends wrote or spoke to me about the ghastly condition of Nigerian roads.

One, a businessman, described the harrowing experience of traveling by road from Port Harcourt to Enugu. "It's unacceptable to see a highway so dilapidated," he wrote in an email. He continued: "Attention must be drawn to save lives that are being needlessly lost. I saw victims being pulled out from a fresh crash at the Aba/PH stretch.

Right after Umuahia, you could only continue by driving on top of piles of chippings, two over-turned trucks on both sides were clear warning signs of the risk involved." Another friend, a lawyer, detailed the sheer dread of driving from Lagos to Abuja to represent a client.

The recent flood disaster, he said, had made the trip an even greater ordeal. The third friend, a banker, had traveled from Calabar to Anambra State. "I won't make this trip again anytime soon," he told me over the phone. "The road is so bad that it was like going through a war zone." Let's be clear: Nigeria's deplorable condition is, in large measure, a function of the individual and collective stupidity of the country's top officials.

Paradoxically, these wreckers-in-chief get airlifted to Germany (as well as such other locations as the US, the UK, India, Dubai and South Africa) for "proper" or "better" treatment. And the rest of us, whose lives they misshape, are left paying for them to get excellent treatment.

http://saharareporters.com/column/germany-nigeria%E2%80%99s-37th-state-okey-ndibe

All these grammar only to waste people's time. Try and become a reporter for ovation. How will all these English reduce the price of beans or better the health of those you wrote about?

lagcity: I think it has to do with the fact that roses symbolize v@gina; that's how the whole rose-giving started in some culture (i can't remember that european culture).

So, by giving a woman rose means reminding her of her kini? Ok, why women no dey give men plantain, banana or cucumber to remind us of our mojo?

Kenistry: Offcoss, flowers r feminine in nature, atleast biology tells us more abt dat. Women r fragile, delicate & 'swt smellin' jst like flowers, thus dey r cherished, treasured, attractive & priceless jst like some flowers. If malhandled, dey wither jst like flowers too. If u want to treat a lady right, study a nice & beautiful flower, nuture & treat her jst like d flower........and watch her blossoms in sound womanly values.

Excuse me o. Did the biology fail to tell you that flowers have male and female parts? How come you attribute it only to women, nakwa echek.

Nd kings: Shuld i b d first to coment to dis stupid story?

It is not silly. It is heart breaking and devastating.

hardbody: I have tons of these brain wrackers in a compendium of Logic texts, although it is in soft copy. Any interested NLander can send an email and I will send a copy to them. Although I must confess I never read beyond the first few pages. Fortunately I am gainfully employed and so would not b needing those question and answer sessions. Before I forget, Accenture embarrassed me with one of those questions way back in time, I felt very stupid when I got home and realized I goofed.

Could you forward a copy to anyihill@gmail.com? I will be very grateful.

Some people can lie.

sofeco: I lied to her that I was in toilet while I was really fucking his elder sister, It's a joke,

Real crazy joke. Her sisiter is a he. Hmmm!

omodapson: The spokesman for Islamist militant group Boko Haram has been killed by Nigeria's military, reliable sources have told the BBC.

However, Boko Haram has not confirmed that Abu Qaqa has been killed.

A military spokesman told the BBC that two militant suspects had been arrested, one of whom later died but his identity remains unknown.

Analysts note that Abu Qaqa is an alias, so establishing his identity will not be easy.

The military has previously claimed to have arrested Abu Qaqa but this was denied by Boko Haram, who said the wrong man had been detained.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19627658

If he is killed, how will Federal government get and verify information on how to curtail the excesses of BH? Na only question I wan ask for now. Dey for detain am make e sing small.

ayusco: Yeah heard abt his story b4. For that alone he is a top guy playing for a country where your parents died? Now that must bring back tragic memories but he still decides to play for naija really inspirational God bless him

Unlike some people here who found themselves in white man's country and have kept calling their home country names.

jamil!:
We aren't appreciating you please concentrate on your farm and leave national issues to the people responsible.

Who are the people responsible Jami? Sometimes when matters concerning a nation come up, one has to ask those who have the experience of ruling or leading a nation and to me OBJ has spoken as a man who knows his onions on issues concerning Nigeria. Sometimes I wonder why people tend judge what ever OBJ says based on nothing. I believe it is only Nigerian that insult their leaders and most of us cannot even qualify to be class reps.