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awesomesossy:
Mehn d matter even tire me o...d dog no gree leave my skirt

lol , you mam are very funny

Bobbyjay001:
Apology accepted and no offence. Am sorry too. You too enjoy ur day.

defemidefemi:
actually this is just fun. I neva intend to attack ur personality though I used a fuel words, so sorry for dat. and i mean i am sorry. enjoy d rest of ur day. and I wish u a nice month.

aww, look at this two, why dont you guys hug.

awesomesossy:
Hahahhahahahahha....mehn no b my fault oooo

how did it even happen, did the dog try to .... you?

mtchew, rubbish, why them no deploy the drones go find boko haram, APC doing irrelevant things since 1960.

yuck, flemck, I do not like it, at all .... Africans are not built that way, I have seen guys say it to other guys in church, but it does not go down well with my belly

All these wonderful things would have happened in Nigeria only if things were better.

I love this country, and I pray God makes things better, we need a revolution, a very big one.

edward1984:
Scientists could make mistakes, but the Inland Taipan is considered the most venomous snake in the world, based on the median lethal dose value in mice, its venom, drop for drop, is by far the most toxic of any snake and it has the most toxic venom of any reptile when tested on human heart cell culture. Unlike most snakes, the Inland Taipan is a specialist mammal hunter so its venom is specially adapted to kill warm blooded species.

You both are right, and his statement does not contradict yours, he said, his snake produces the most venom of all snakes, while your snake produces the most poisonous, kapish?

VeeBabs:
This is a Gaboon Viper, the heaviest member of the viperids, and also the snake with the longest fangs (2 inches long) and the highest venom yield in the world. That is, this snake delivers the highest volume of venom per bite of any snake in the world.

The snake is easy to recognise by the two small horns near its snout and by its unique markings/patterns (white dashed lines running along its back, similar to highway/street road lines) and unusually swollen "cheeks" on both sides of its head. Those "cheeks" are actually the extra-large salivary glands that produce the high amounts of venom the gaboon viper is known for. Really a mouthful.

A short but very heavy (dense) snake with a bad temper, you don't need to upset this snake before it strikes you. It attacks you with little provocation once you step within striking range. I've seen one before. Pure evil.

As for the severed head in the photos the OP originally posted above, I think I know exactly why they cut it off. Some people use freshly killed snake head AND tail for certain charms. Seriously. Ask around and you'll know. It appears to me from the photos that the snake is also missing a tiny bit of its tail, although it's not bleeding much.

So the next time you see someone rushing to decapitate a snake and also cut off its tail, you know what they PROBABLY have in mind.

Man, you have to be my friend I like people with such esoteric knowledge and prove.

adconline:
I'm cruising at space shuttle speed with a lot of oxygen in my reservoir while you are going to need a lot of oxygen in ur encephalon to differentiate ur right from left. Good son playing some catch-up!!!

keep cruising boy, cos the day you decide to land that ship, you will sure break a bone, and I will see to that.

adconline:
Sorry, it feels like a puzzle to ur encephalon just like pape 404.. Sorry Google can't help u!!

I realize you are just a little spoilt brat, and a show off, what is the need to say encephalon when you can just say brain, I blame you not, but I dare you to come in real time and say this to my face, give me your place, I do not mind I will come or better still meet me in Leventise, Ikeja then I will show you what your encephalon looks like.

PS: You can still be traced, Ondo state is not so far.

Hello
why is this place so quiet na?

adconline:
Another conspiracy theorist offering his ignorant opinion from his bottomless pit of sophisticated ignorance!!

i know you had a bad childhood, but it gives you no right to insult people just because you hide behind the internet

247notire:
Yo G! No offense meant here, but next tym try to understand b4 commenting.

hmm, like you never said something that was out of place, keep playing saint

Sarpino:
Are you sure you did not play the football that causes brain injury?
You are so dumb.

wow was it realy necessary to insult me, could you not just say what you had in mind

teymugs:
Haye!!!!! You mean they don't provide accomodation.?

its still an interview stage, so its unerstandable

Freemanan:
So the church don't consider morality when it comes to business? THE church is like an individual? What are you saying?

morality? Wats morality in all these, is it now imorale to sack a person? or to do it by the books?

247notire:
Total rubbish u just spewed man. U actually meant it the other way round. NFL is National Football League in America which is for American Football or soccer aka Rugby. So u got ur points upside down sir. Please correct urself.

yeah you do not have to be so aggresive man, i got corrected already, and i took the correction, sorry

christinie:
Why bring in gender into everything?

i no understand you oh, na man da do am before, cant you see girl written all over? Girls just cant hold back the emotions

Taiwosam:
I got to know accommodation won't be provided to boot campers. For people who got the invitation to the boot camp, do you know this? Is there anyone who lives close to the place here? Has anyone made arrangements for boot camp? Answer asap, abeg. This Ibadan boy is confused.

my guy, this kaduna boy is more confused than you oh , is accomodatioon even provided after bootcamp, i want to start sharing the 89k

Nihilist:
It is ridiculous...the thing is Will Smith is not even a good actor anyway. Watch all his fils, he just pulls the same 'Pitbull in Distress' face whenever he needs to show 'emotion'

That trailer was embarassing. They should have just let him keep his American accent and pretend his character is fully westernised.

bro it is not as if i agree with what you say, but i like the phrase *pitbull in distress face*, lol, just cracked me up, that part is true shar, but he is still as good as denzel

torkaka:
. . . . . . . .bros, the movie is talking about American football (NFL) and not soccer as you erroneously assume

well my bad, all of them join shar :-)

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prophetfire:
mr man you re saying trash.christians shud practise what they preach. The school does not portray jesus christ in their so-called nonsence conditios of service. Jesus was pro-poor. Jesus himself will reserve the hottest part of hell for all these christian scammers that feed off the poor and the gullible. The yeye rev traveld abroad for vacation after all these.

I cant blame you for being so ignorant, but for priests their vacation money comes from the parish they lead, rather than the side business the church has, as a matter of fact they do not get anything from the side business, churches build schools, hospitals, etc to generate money in sponoring other things rather than paying the priest in charge. For an organization like that, you think say them send all this things wey u da here da talk? U re just wasting your time, do not go and look for how to make your own money

Freemanan:
Humanely They are ??

i said they are not being humane, but the truth of the matter is that it is a business rather than a charity organization, so it is not because they are catholic. Any real business owner will do the same. If you want to be generous then that can come from personal pocket than from business

Freemanan:

CATHOLIC CHURCH AND THEIR HYPOCRITICAL DEALINGS THO...



WHAT A FARCE...

you are being very irrational with your comment, next time think before you open your mouth or write, you probably have never worked before, legally they are correct, but humanely, they are not

morbeta:
Mine is a very simple story, my pitbull held me hostage for a day cos of temporary loss of memory. It was a very trumatic experience.

guy better put that pitbull down oh, as far as i am concernd they are the most dangerous of all dogs... One has actually removed the whoke cheek and jaw bone of a full grown man

princealexndre:
lol its depends on the type of dog....trust me if u meet a pitbull ur story will change forecer

guys be like 'dogs dont chase me', i pity them they never jamb, especially this dog in my street several years ago called Lexi, one of the biggest fastest dogs i have come across, even the owners no dare force lexi do anything, the dog does exactly what it wants, if the owner needs it inside the cage, only water can make lexi go in, only water

Seun:
After the dog has checked you out, or if the dog ignores you, you can walk (slowly) towards your destination until the dog is out of sight. Don't do anything that could get the dog into an excited state e.g. shouting (or talking), running (or walking too fast), crying, staring at the dog, etc.

ogbeni, that one na local dog, german shephards, rots or cocasian, no go work oh, the size of cocasian seff dex enof to kill you, they hardly bark only action na him them know.
Pls use that ur practice 4 only local dogs

Mosebolatan26:
I pray my Fiancé is safe, he has being inside Sambisa since May,he only called me once when he went to d town in Maiduguri after that his number has being switched off...its not easy most times I feel scared... cold in d midnight and soo lonley ..cus I don't know what my baby is facing right now...I will just wait and pray

you actually need to pray,there are a lot of people who have not heard from their loved ones for 3 years and the military is not saying anything

Curiouscat:
Thanks for your swift response. Maybe I should wait a while and expect that then because I just did the plum test some few hours back.

yeah, you probably should, all the best by the way

enyi1:
If i click that link make i bend :-P

no be only bend seff, bend like capital letter quuu 'Q'

shai, as old as i am, na him una karry me play, boji boji, shai, mtchew, kai. I can fit shout, i just wan break person leg