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Christianity EtcRe: How My Brother Got Healed Of Schizophrenia And Catatonic Seizures by Ranchhoddas: 6:37pm On Dec 18, 2018
I read your previous thread before reading this and I must admit I got goosebumps. I am happy for you and I'm positive that other things in your life will turn out right real soon.
Christianity EtcRe: Paul Adefarasin - Why The Experience Is A Free Concert by Ranchhoddas: 5:54pm On Dec 18, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
The fear of a Freeze backlash is the beginning of wisdom
Adefarasin and Freeze are 5 and 6
What is wisdom?
Wisdom is about decision making, is making good decision.
But the concert has been on long before Freeze started his campaign. This year's edition the thirteenth if I'm not mistaken.

I've attended a couple and believe me the inconvenience and stress associated would put a lot of people off if they had to pay anything to attend.
Christianity EtcRe: Paul Adefarasin - Why The Experience Is A Free Concert by Ranchhoddas: 5:27pm On Dec 18, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
You really think its about that
Offerings and gate fees were not collected at the concert, next will be tithes
I don't follow.
Christianity EtcRe: Paul Adefarasin - Why The Experience Is A Free Concert by Ranchhoddas: 4:15pm On Dec 18, 2018
Collect gate fee and watch the crowd plummet.
FamilyRe: German Wife Of Nigerian Man Shares Experience Visiting Nigeria With Her Kids by Ranchhoddas: 2:17pm On Dec 18, 2018
I like her already!
RomanceRe: A Lady Replies Man Who Said Men Are Biologically Meant To Cheat by Ranchhoddas: 2:11pm On Dec 18, 2018
I'm not sure what the problem is. As far as Nigerian women go, she has said the truth. The highest bidder always wins.
FamilyRe: Ustaz Abdulfattah Adeyemi: 'Your Husband Is Meant To Be Shared With Other Women' by Ranchhoddas: 10:14pm On Dec 17, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
Once you see one kitten, you've seen them all
I'm thinking of a suitable meme for this.

I know you'll teach/you've taught them to make wise choices
What constitutes wisdom these days is a matter of opinion

Does the truth bother you
What is truth?
We all have our truths.

Everyone loves the kokoko, vegans are not an exception
I am sure there are ways of gaining stamina without breaking the vegan code of ethics
Talking of organic honey, have you eaten it straight off a honeycomb?
Probably. I don't remember anymore. Is there a point?

Which of the loves wears off?
How many expression of love, the types, exists in your local tongue?
Pidgin English is the closest thing I have to a local tongue.
FamilyRe: Ustaz Abdulfattah Adeyemi: 'Your Husband Is Meant To Be Shared With Other Women' by Ranchhoddas: 8:06pm On Dec 17, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
The man is playing the buffoon
How do you know? He probably has four wives.

When you cradle/cradled your daughter, is this what you'll be wishful about of for her?
Be part of a harem?
You are doing it again. My daughters will make their choices

Weakness is a weak spot and chink in one's armour
Lack of self control, weakness of the eyes, lust and greed are symptoms of it
Muttley's nuggets.

You know that the desire for organic honey is not weakness.
I don't know that. Some vegans might disagree.
My desire for organic honey is to be up for the task
and show myself approved, a loverworkman that needs not to be ashamed

One good woman is enough to satisfy a man's every need
and being faithful is easy, if you truly love her.
Love is an intoxicant, and like all intoxicants it wears off -- Alan Shore.
FamilyRe: Come Give Birth In America! by Ranchhoddas: 7:56pm On Dec 17, 2018
No let this man catch you.

EducationRe: Is Fluency In English Not Really A Measure Of Intelligence? by Ranchhoddas: 7:49pm On Dec 17, 2018
TonyeBarcanista:
Were you taught tenses, grammar, comprehension, writing isn't etc in your native language? NO

Was your organisation education done in your native language? NO

Is your native language language of business in Nigeria? NO

So having terrible command of the English language is a pointer that the person isn't intelligent.
Thank you. Nigerian youths must have the lowest collective IQ in the world. Simple thing dem no fit understand.
EducationRe: Is Fluency In English Not Really A Measure Of Intelligence? by Ranchhoddas: 7:47pm On Dec 17, 2018
aaronson:
Most people say English isnt a measurement of intelligence, well that's their opinion. Personally, i equate people style of enunciation to match thier level of intelligence quotient, I never get it wrong when i put you in a category of IQ range using your communication skill.

Here is the logic.

The more you read or get exposed to more vocabulary, you learn more words to easily express yourself. Which is in great contrast to people who weren't exposed to too many vocabulary hence, it gets difficult to express themselves and this often leads to conflict, misjudgement or even trouble because you lack the capability to express yourself due to few words in your brain.
Thank you for saving me the stress. Leave those people saying English is just a language as if in French or Spanish-speaking countries, inability to properly express yourself in a language which is supposed to be your first language will not be a problem.
FamilyRe: Ustaz Abdulfattah Adeyemi: 'Your Husband Is Meant To Be Shared With Other Women' by Ranchhoddas: 6:18pm On Dec 17, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
Ranch did you the smile on the man's face?
The smile is a dead giveaway
That is the cat who got the cream smile
That's the facial expression of a man who is dead serious.

I wouldnt wish this on my sisters, my cousins, our mothers
That old trick. I am reminded of the Kavanaugh hearing.

Do you know what I see here?
Human weakness, lack of self control, greed
What is weakness? Is your desire for organic honey weakness?
FamilyRe: Ustaz Abdulfattah Adeyemi: 'Your Husband Is Meant To Be Shared With Other Women' by Ranchhoddas: 5:42pm On Dec 17, 2018
This is what I've been trying to tell Muttleylaff e no gree hear. Maybe e go gree hear Imam Ustaz preaching.

PoliticsRe: Ambode Endorses Sanwo-olu, Hamzat As Lagos Next Governor, Deputy (picture) by Ranchhoddas: 5:28pm On Dec 17, 2018
Wetin this man go loot from now till May. Eh.
Lagos my Lagos!
FamilyRe: Nairaland Christmas Giveaway by Twaci (2018 Edition) by Ranchhoddas: 5:23pm On Dec 17, 2018
whiteraven:
Am a Baker...and also an event decorator...... I just want patronage because I really want to work....... For wedding and birthday cakes... And also ready to train anybody who is interested in learning Cakes, snacks, Gele tying, okuku, Bini bridal dressing for FREE.... LOCATION BENIN CITY....
Give more than the cash value for the product or services you get and you will never want for patronage -- Wallace Wattles.

#Paraphrased.
SportsRe: "Thank God It's Bayern" - Klopp Reacts After UCL Round Of 16 Draw by Ranchhoddas: 4:57pm On Dec 17, 2018
Biscuits:
Lol, evidence that neither the creator of this thread nor you read the full article, Kloop never said those words in the way the Op coined it to sound, headlines never tell the true story, bloggers twist words to sell stories.
Your post is the last on this thread as at the time of typing this comment yet you were the first to show that you read the thread. There is something really wrong with the average Nigerian youth's ability to read or comprehend when they do.

It's very alarming!
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Ranchhoddas: 1:53pm On Dec 17, 2018
KlNGPlN:
alright , in the spirit of the merriment and joyous time of the year. I will increase the number to 5 people smiley
Add me to the merriment man!
BusinessRe: An Orange seller in Ikeja peels Oranges in a different way (See how) by Ranchhoddas: 12:47pm On Dec 17, 2018
EVILFOREST:
..a MACHINE is Anything that reduces human effort....................RANCHO (the 3 eediots)
Hmmm...
Na everything wey I teach you you go talk?

Christianity EtcRe: SCOAN Building Collapse: Why Lagos Govt Must Emulate Akwa Ibom by Ranchhoddas: 12:25pm On Dec 17, 2018
Na thunder go visit you for this nonsense!
Zombie!

PoliticsRe: Happy 76th Birthday To President Buhari, His Profile And Biography by Ranchhoddas: 10:57am On Dec 17, 2018
post=73913719:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY of the nation, whether the devil(s) like it or not, here is the President of everyone in Nigeria till 2023 Insha Allah.
We pray for long life in Good health and prosperity for you and the nation during your tenure.
Age gracefully sir!


TRUE CONFESSION from :

People have been asking how much we were paid to campaign for Buhari , We always deny the allegation. The new year is around the corner and we want to come clean.
Yes we were paid to campaign for Buhari 
Buhari himself paid us.
He paid us when he started completing abandoned projects, he paid us when he paid pensioners, he paid us when after 35 years of paper work he finally brought a train to Warri.
Yes he paid us to campaign for him
He paid us when he allowed even those that curse him to access N-power and Tradermoni. He paid us when he prevented fuel marketers from going on strike that would have lead to untold hardship during the holiday period
He paid us, and handsomely too. 
For more of these payments we and every sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians are voting for PMB come 2019.
PMB 2019!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY!
We will be there to celebrate your 80th birthday with you in 2023 at Aso Rock by the special grace of God!
I like your commitment to zombiism!
SportsRe: Jude Ighalo Builds A House In Lagos, Buys New Range Rover For His Wife by Ranchhoddas: 10:46am On Dec 17, 2018
BlackSpanner:
The post says Jude Ighalo but I'm seeing Odion Ighalo.

All these our journalist just want to take us to the next level of misinformation
His name is Odion Jude Ighalo
Christianity EtcRe: What Is Your Favourite Christmas Carol Song? by Ranchhoddas: 8:20am On Dec 17, 2018
Stanbic:
Felix no fit die looool Oga Na Felix narvida
Feliz Navidad
Prospero anyo felicidad
Christianity EtcRe: What Is Your Favourite Christmas Carol Song? by Ranchhoddas: 8:15am On Dec 17, 2018
caprini1:
That .....purrupupupum song.......till now I don't know how to sing .but the purrupupupum gives me chills.Abeg who knows the song title?
Little Drummer Boy.
Christianity EtcRe: What Is Your Favourite Christmas Carol Song? by Ranchhoddas: 8:14am On Dec 17, 2018
Zion's Daughter
Mary's Boy Child
Hark the Herald Angels Sing

All by Boney M
RomanceRe: Linda Ikeji And The Hypocrisy Of The Nigerian Woman's Orgasm. by Ranchhoddas: 11:57pm On Dec 16, 2018
Ishilove:
So much ado about a few minutes welding of our intimate parts.

Linda don buy market.
Weld bawo?

The only welding I know na the one wey Baba Mulika the welder dey do?

RomanceRe: Linda Ikeji And The Hypocrisy Of The Nigerian Woman's Orgasm. by Ranchhoddas: 11:55pm On Dec 16, 2018
For me, one of the sweetest things in this life is reading from a woman that can articulate her opinions!

Damn!
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Questions Men With Long Nails. Gets Epic Reply by Ranchhoddas: 6:47pm On Dec 16, 2018
Lol!

Poverty too much for Naija, so citizens will take their anger out on any ajebo they come across.
FamilyRe: Nairaland Christmas Giveaway by Twaci (2018 Edition) by Ranchhoddas: 6:34pm On Dec 16, 2018
Chaaaaii... I don go watch match forget say na today.
E don finish?


#Modified: Na who dey share iPhone abeg?
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerians Engage In Warfare Prayers As Turbulence Hit Airplane (VIDEO) by Ranchhoddas: 12:56pm On Dec 16, 2018
Air travel is not for the faint of heart. If you know you know.

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