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Christianity EtcRe: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by Ranchhoddas: 12:54pm On Dec 16, 2018
Oh MuttleyLaff!!!

I give up.

FamilyRe: My Sister Is Crying Inconsolably After Giving Birth. Please Help! by Ranchhoddas: 12:31pm On Dec 16, 2018
I must be abnormal. I can't imagine not having female children. I really would not mind if I do not give birth to a son.
Christianity EtcRe: The Inclusion Of Comedy In Religious Events by Ranchhoddas: 10:59am On Dec 16, 2018
cbrass:
Are you a heaven bound Christian at all cry
Where is heaven?
FamilyRe: My Parents Still Flogs Me At 19! Please Advice Needed by Ranchhoddas: 11:01pm On Dec 15, 2018
SAMBARRY:
parental abuses like this is what makes teenagers of his age go wayward and haywire.this is 2018 almost ending for goodness sakes and parents should know how to punish their erring children without violence

Some of his mates have ran away from home to be doing yahoo,some are smoking,stealing and gambling under the bridge because abusive parents like this pushed them out

Op What your parents are doing is abusive and it's not acceptable. Even the Bible speaks against abusive parenting in Ephesians chapter 13 when it said PARENTS PROVOKE NOT YOUR CHILDREN TO WRATH

without getting confrontational when next he tries to hit you,grab the cane.don't assault him just grab the cane,what you're doing is protecting yourself against abuse and setting boundaries. If he says he won't pay your school fees,so be it,tell him you will leave the house and go and sell things to raise the money and if you become successful, you're not coming back home.and you too conduct yourself like an adult if you want to be treated as one
Na so una go dey una house dey give advice upandan. By the time e try this now him papa vex call two hefty men come hold am down give am 1000 strokes of bulala, you go dey your house dey sleep when him go dey shout "egbami o, egbami o" dey disturb the whole neighborhood".
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Boyfriend. by Ranchhoddas: 10:52pm On Dec 15, 2018
lefulefu:
figure it out guy grin
u honestly believe that its really a lady behind dat moniker grin grin
I see no reason not to because I know how hard it is to meet smart and knowledgeable people. Believe me I've been trying for a while now.

But of course, it's Nigeria and worse frauds have been perpetrated so I take your point.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Boyfriend. by Ranchhoddas: 10:45pm On Dec 15, 2018
lefulefu:
see as i dey look u
SMH

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Boyfriend. by Ranchhoddas: 10:42pm On Dec 15, 2018
lefulefu:
u mean u have dated a beautiful babe dat was lonely? cheesy
see guy op go don already get 9 guys dying for her case for her area grin
in short lets start with the fellow male corpers heart wey she break when she dey serve cheesy cheesy
Read her post. She wants intelligent people. She's not lacking men. She's just has a spec --intelligent men who can engage her on a wide range of issues -- and they are as rare as a blue rose.

You have no idea.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Boyfriend. by Ranchhoddas: 10:20pm On Dec 15, 2018
I think I have an idea of what you are going through. Meeting people (of both sexes) who are intellectually sound is really hard in this part of the world and can be frustrating for some of us. I am not interested in a relationship ( for now at least) but I would like to be your friend. I will send you a PM.
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by Ranchhoddas: 9:50pm On Dec 15, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
Chief, please dont make it a habit of doing a strawman like this.

HardMirror said:
"yes the bible is actually special. It was able to blend all sorts of contradictions successfully."

At which, I responded that:
"To untrained eyes they look like contradictions"

No one talked about spotting contradictions, no one talked about needing training for spotting contradictions
I'm confused but yep, let me pretend I understand what you are talking about.

Ranchhoddas, please get a grip of yourself.
I have never blanket called, everything, including medical advances, sic, to be miracles.
So what did you say? Tell me in very clear and concise terms so I don't misquote you some other time.

I havent even started yet, talking about miracles.
There is more and quite a lot, to know about miracles
Do tell
I was hoping asking you about "miracles, fantasies, wishes and prayers" will make you think deeply about each and all of them
Think deeply how? Bros I no understand you again.

Give me reason(s) why should Jesus give anybody pharmaceutical?
The medical devices in your picture is the product of science like a pharmaceutical. If Christ will not use drugs, why did you put it up? Would Christ have needed such a device?

Yes, it is true Jesus only had to speak or lay hands
but do you agree and accept that, it also is true, that there is a time and place for everything
If there is a time and place then it won't be a miracle.

Do you also accept and agree that there is an exception to every rule?
Ranchhoddas, we cant escape rules, rules are out there, we know about the rules but Jesus knows the exceptions.
You have so far failed to say what these rules are. So for the umpteenth time I'll ask; what are these rules?

There were rules.
There always are rules Ranchhoddas.
Understanding is an art.
You see through understanding you get to learn about life and the secrets of life.
Improve your understanding of small things Ranchhoddas, like rules, for example,

When you look after the pennies, then the pounds will begin looking after themselves.
More vagueness? What are these rules you continually speak of? Oh God.
It's always understanding the small pieces that makes one see the big picture
What pieces? Do you have a PhD in vagueness?

This is a bunch of myopic lazy answers and/or pathetic replies.
What does " I agree with Merriam-Webster" or "Same as above" convey
My thoughts on the matterhuh

Why not rate these replies, if you dont think it is a sorry ass, half hearted and half completed reply
Give it a score out of 10, where 1 is minimum and 10 is maximum
They are not halfhearted. Perhaps you should rephrase your queries


The bible tasting very differently to different people is not peculiar to the bible alone Ranchhoddas.
This would not have been a problem but for the fact that people like to confer Divinity upon it

It doesnt remove the fact and truth that the bibleq tastes, sweeter than honey in the mouth.
This deserves a meme. When last did you eat honey?

World hunger?
World hunger is your top priority, your major concern is world hunger, right?
It's not my priority but it's a problem? Do you like the fact people are starving. I'll end it if I could.

Dont shake this table asking me, such a question as this
because you know what my reply will be
I assure you I don't know.
RomanceRe: Do I Still Marry Her? by Ranchhoddas: 5:34pm On Dec 15, 2018
Liliyann:
Could it be that she is already infected with HIV and trying to use that as a cover up so that when you find out, it will look like it was due to her carelessness??
Hmmm...

Christianity EtcRe: N100,000 To Anyone With Proof Of Juju, Or Anything Supernatural by Ranchhoddas: 4:27pm On Dec 15, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
You ought to have. The boy was doing yanga, pushing his chest out to receive and deflect the bullets but when... he picked race doing the Speedy Gonzales.
100K is chicken feed for a big man like you nau. Leave it for the boys now

Christianity EtcRe: N100,000 To Anyone With Proof Of Juju, Or Anything Supernatural by Ranchhoddas: 3:31pm On Dec 15, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
Did you watch the Instagram link above with the Ikorodu Bois taking money like you want to?
I did not.

Will it help me get the 100k? I need that money!
Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Freeze Mocks Oyedepo, David Ibiyeomie, Paul Enenche As They Dance by Ranchhoddas: 1:22pm On Dec 15, 2018
OkunrinOloro:
Is it really possible that this level of foolishness exists in this world? Bros, add to that money and use it to book an appointment for an emergency lobotomy. I've never gotten along well with idiots whose brains are the size of peanuts so this is the last you'll hear from me.
Oya take another one.
That's 800 now!

RomanceRe: Am I Beautiful ? by Ranchhoddas: 1:17pm On Dec 15, 2018
Whywhyogun na you be this?
Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Freeze Mocks Oyedepo, David Ibiyeomie, Paul Enenche As They Dance by Ranchhoddas: 1:14pm On Dec 15, 2018
OkunrinOloro:
My friend, spare your stupidity for your fellow DJ freeze ass-kissers because it means nothing to me.
Creating employment opportunities for jobless youths is a far bigger achievement than venting impotent anger on IG.
It means Atiku is greater than your pastor since he has created more jobs.

Muuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmuuuuuuuuu!

Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Freeze Mocks Oyedepo, David Ibiyeomie, Paul Enenche As They Dance by Ranchhoddas: 12:56pm On Dec 15, 2018
Rebuke:
Who yhu follow really tells a lot abt yhur life generally. smh

I would rather b called a fool following d likes of Bishop Oyedepo etc than yhur deranged n lost mentor freeze. Yhu can't b any better dan who u follow.

Now, pray for me to be like my mentor Bishop Oyedepo while I pray for yhu to become more n more like yhur man freeze. Can I get an amen for that?

kikikikikiki
Muuuuummmmmuuuuuuuu!

Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Freeze Mocks Oyedepo, David Ibiyeomie, Paul Enenche As They Dance by Ranchhoddas: 12:31pm On Dec 15, 2018
PastorDannie:
Healthy bank account? for doing what, sir?
His job! You think say na poor man?
Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Freeze Mocks Oyedepo, David Ibiyeomie, Paul Enenche As They Dance by Ranchhoddas: 12:30pm On Dec 15, 2018
OkunrinOloro:
I don't care if your stupidity is genetic or if you got it by being on dropped on your head. It's no excuse for this nonsense you dumped on my mention.My brother doesn't need to open an instagram account and start flapping his mouth for cheap popularity. He's a quiet achiever in his own right.
If I were you, I'd find something better to do with your life than licking up any garbage that Freeze vomits on his instagram account.
Freeze is somebody who can command the attention of millions (including yours and your brother's) with a single tweet. You brother on the other hand is a nobody. End of!

Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Freeze Mocks Oyedepo, David Ibiyeomie, Paul Enenche As They Dance by Ranchhoddas: 12:19pm On Dec 15, 2018
OkunrinOloro:
grin grin

Anytime Freeze speaks, I remember how he was the class dullard in the University of Ibadan, Department of Sociology in the early 2000s where he finished with a 3rd class degree. Back then I was still in junior secondary school, but my elder brother was in the Department of Economics also in U.I.and he personally knew freeze. Freeze was better known for being an MC and a wack rapper who regularly performed at campus gigs. He was never reckoned with as someone who possessed any intellectual competence.
Well he has done well for himself. He's famous, probably has a healthy bank account. Where is your brother with his first class? He is surely an unknown quantity that cannot measure up to Freeze in any way.

SportsRe: EPL: Some Chelsea Fans Are Stupid – Sarri by Ranchhoddas: 10:58am On Dec 15, 2018
princealexndre:
This man sha.. How will you call ur fans stupid huh
Please read!

Christianity EtcRe: N100,000 To Anyone With Proof Of Juju, Or Anything Supernatural by Ranchhoddas: 10:56am On Dec 15, 2018
Make una just give me that 100k. I need am.
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by Ranchhoddas: 10:43am On Dec 15, 2018
brodalokie:
Moses encouraged the production of the food with fertiliser theoretically when he produced food or manna in the wilderness. It was so much that they had left overs. The local or pagan politics will tell you that they are not matured enough for consumption. I have lived in a country that provides such resources to their citizens yet they are living longer than us here.
Is this a satirical post or something? How do we apply it in say, Nigeria?
Allergorically a fukushima bomb could be a form of austerity and poverty were people would have no food and shelter. That is what war fetches people. Living with the fear of God and respect for human lives and property can not reproduce a Fukushima type situation.
I said Fukushima, not Hiroshima.
A Jesus type of miracle is still very possible in today's world. I have been struck by lightning once
If you stay on a pole in stormy weather, chances are you will be struck by lightening. I don't get the point here.
and then I have seen people who have the ability to read my thoughts and I thought if that is possible then the Jesus type of miracle is also possible.
Lastly, the gifts and calling of God is without repentance. Pagans also have spiritual gifts as much as Christians. It is a gift
I did not say it wasn't possible?
Where did you see someone who could read your thoughts?
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by Ranchhoddas: 9:38am On Dec 15, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
brb asap to your half hearted and half completed reply
What is halfhearted about this?

Christianity EtcRe: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by Ranchhoddas: 9:25am On Dec 15, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
To untrained eyes they look like contradictions
I did not know that I needed training to spot contradictions. I find the dictionary definition of the word to be sufficient.

How do you mean "You mean everything-is-a-miracle talk."
What wasnt he talking about?
I am sorry, if I dont seem to follow or understand your comment
I mean that you called everything including medical advances miracles even when you know that's not what we mean. Jesus did not give anybody pharmaceuticals. He only had to speak or lay hands. There were no rules.

Meanwhile Ranchhoddas, what's your examples of and the differences between miracles, fantasies, wishes and prayers?
Miracles: A 40year old man lame from birth suddenly stands up and walks upright after a simple prayer by a visiting evangelist.

Fantasies: I agree with Merriam-Webster

Wishes: Same as above

Prayer: Entreating a higher power.

Ranch, the bible is not in competition with other religious books
The proof of the bible pudding is in the eating
How come it tastes very differently to different people?

Try this for another size.
The Bible has lasting answers, for all the ills of this world and problems man face.
What is the Bible's solution to world hunger?

How would you prevent the next Fukushima or Chernobyl using the Bible?
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by Ranchhoddas: 12:26am On Dec 15, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
What is inadequate in the answer?
What complaint have you with that short simple and honest answer?
It did not show why or how the Bible is different from other religious books.
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by Ranchhoddas: 12:25am On Dec 15, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
Ranchhoddas, you keep whining what are these rules

Ranchhoddas, look around you, would you honestly say we are existing in this ecosystem without rules
Is the sun hanging up there without in accordance to any specific rule?
What do you think your sperm is swimmingly doing when you pour, if not following certain rules?

C'mon now there are set-up rules, order, processes and procedures in the scheme of things?
If not, why isnt the sky collapsing or caving in on us

I have not
but have from medical journals and online content, read of advances towards this, made

We are light years away from witnessing the healing of amputees
however some semblances of restorative/creative healing following these rules are slowly but surely emerging

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/10/31/23/5635362-6338643-image-a-2_1541028270976.jpg
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6338643/Paralysis-breakthrough-three-paraplegics-WALK-fitted-electronic-implant.html
This Bros self!!!

You mean everything-is-a-miracle talk. But this wasn't what Hardmirr.or was talking about.
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by Ranchhoddas: 11:53pm On Dec 14, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
It's in a league of its own
and one that bit the bullet

It is special because truly because it is in a league of it's own.
You know this is not an adequate answer.
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by Ranchhoddas: 11:48pm On Dec 14, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
After the garden of Gethsemane time, whatever that needs to be done about other amputees,
that miracle will be done, also following and in accordance with rules.
What are these rules. Have you ever witnessed the healing of amputees or any form of restorative/creative healing following these rules?
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus So Powerful, So Useless: The Name Above All Names On Useless List by Ranchhoddas: 11:43pm On Dec 14, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
My brother, is there no merit in the bible?
Does the bible not give succour, hope and assurance?
Is it the only piece of literature that offers this?
Why is it special?
Christianity EtcRe: The Inclusion Of Comedy In Religious Events by Ranchhoddas: 9:39pm On Dec 14, 2018
suregalluv:
Is it supposed to be so?
Evolution does not take into consideration whether a thing is supposed to be so. The only thing that matters is what is necessary.
Your feelings about the matter do not count.
FamilyRe: Most Billionaire Children Are Girls by Ranchhoddas: 7:58pm On Dec 14, 2018
genq:
Olodo! You know all the billion dollar businesses in the world ba
This guy na goat ooo...

You dey quarrel with Google?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billionaire


Oya read am make you dey alright.

Meanwhile...

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