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Christianity EtcRe: I regret knowing masturbation by Ranchhoddas: 10:02pm On Dec 28, 2018
LordReed:
I am sure they'd take that as a compliment. Besides I was being tongue in cheek and using hyperbole. Why would you see it as an accusation?
If I call you ITK na compliment abi?
Hmmm...
FamilyRe: Help... I'm Scared!! by Ranchhoddas: 9:59pm On Dec 28, 2018
PastorUwagba:
Why?
They are usually scammers.
Baba no let us derail person thread abeg. This man need solution.
FamilyRe: Help... I'm Scared!! by Ranchhoddas: 9:50pm On Dec 28, 2018
PastorUwagba:
You don't believe in God?
I don't trust people who describe themselves as pastors.
Christianity EtcRe: I regret knowing masturbation by Ranchhoddas: 9:47pm On Dec 28, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
Too many to list but I can start with lengthy & repetitive prayers, obligatory ecclesiastical monitised tithe giving and imprecatory prayers on human beings when Jesus says we should pray for our enemies
Your grudge is doctrinal, and knowing you, you probably hold one doctrinal grudge or the other against everybody on the face of the earth, so it doesn't count.
Do you have any character flaw that you can point to?
Olukoya is one of the good guys.
Christianity EtcRe: I regret knowing masturbation by Ranchhoddas: 9:45pm On Dec 28, 2018
LordReed:
Excuse me did I accuse him of anything? What rubbish are you on about?
Yes!

Ultra holiness!
Christianity EtcRe: I regret knowing masturbation by Ranchhoddas: 9:34pm On Dec 28, 2018
LordReed:
Don't know much about him personally but the little I have heard about how his organization is run doesn't inspire any confidence in me.
You already have a bias. Your brain will filter anything good out and accept the bad.
Yesterday there was a thread about how they have built a thriving football club that is being featured on foreign outlets.
Stephen Odey plays in Zurich today because of the platform MFM FC gave to him.
I'm sure you immediately filtered it out. If it was something negative you would have registered it immediately.

Our people say "you should use your teeth to count your tongue".
FamilyRe: Help... I'm Scared!! by Ranchhoddas: 9:27pm On Dec 28, 2018
PastorUwagba:
My name is Pst.Kelvin,contact me via whatsapp 09075126209 for prayers.
God can do all things
The God that used me to heal a woman with very swollen legs will give you your own testimony
Una don start!

Christianity EtcRe: I regret knowing masturbation by Ranchhoddas: 9:06pm On Dec 28, 2018
Mikefrik:
Did you mean that? who are you that he looks fake to you? Alien?, mammy weter?.. probably maybe he looks fake to you because you urself is fake. because fake can only attract fake. Remember "iron sharpeneth iron" . or maybe you are from another planet, maybe Mercury that's why you cannot perceive REAL.
Oh Lord!

Analice 2.0

Begone!
I no get strength!

Christianity EtcRe: I regret knowing masturbation by Ranchhoddas: 9:04pm On Dec 28, 2018
Mikefrik:
@Ranchhoddas. When did the work of God become governmental? You used the word. LEGIT
What is the "work of God"?
Christianity EtcRe: I regret knowing masturbation by Ranchhoddas: 9:02pm On Dec 28, 2018
LordReed:
You seem to like ultra holiness folk.
Not really. I only pride myself in being a good judge of character.
Tell me one thing about D.K Olukoya that you can fault?
Christianity EtcRe: I regret knowing masturbation by Ranchhoddas: 8:59pm On Dec 28, 2018
Mikefrik:
Oga who be you.
I am your maker.
and why u talk say t. b Joshua na fake. God show you for dream?
He looks fake to me.
Christianity EtcRe: I regret knowing masturbation by Ranchhoddas: 8:54pm On Dec 28, 2018
Mikefrik:
Your tip is common. I think I need an uncommon tip to be free from the grip of........... I have tried all common tips that I know of. I'm now thinking of meeting these pastors-( prophet t. b joshua- Nigeria, pastor Alph lukau- south Africa. I for also try meet this mfm pastor. wetin them dey call am. make I remember o........ Ehn ehn. Olukoya, but I hear say him na fake. I no want make person deposit more demons in me o.
If I thought there was any legit pastor in Nigeria I think Olukoya would be top and TBJ would be fake.
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Chibuzor Gift Chinyere Gives Female Taxi Driver A New Car by Ranchhoddas: 4:14pm On Dec 28, 2018
EVILFOREST:
I think I will LOVE someone like you, If that picture is truly you.... grin grin
How are you...??
Compliments my dear.
Will you permit me to Host you to an extolling treat..??
Na so you go do carry craze person go house.
Christianity EtcRe: I regret knowing masturbation by Ranchhoddas: 12:25pm On Dec 28, 2018
Anas09:
You won't understand even if i told you, so, chill.

It won't be long again and you shall understand better by and by. A hundred years cannot be counted for a moment before Jesus.
Udonminit!

Christianity EtcRe: I regret knowing masturbation by Ranchhoddas: 11:30am On Dec 28, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
Welcome to the world of Swedenborgianism my dear friend
grin
Christianity EtcRe: I regret knowing masturbation by Ranchhoddas: 11:29am On Dec 28, 2018
Anas09:
Yes, God grieves every second for the consequences that'll come on man for his sins.

You'll understand some day soon, when your breath ceases.
How come you understand it now when your breath has not ceased?
Do you know something I don't?
Christianity EtcRe: I regret knowing masturbation by Ranchhoddas: 10:10am On Dec 28, 2018
Anas09:
First off, do you understand what the Bible means by "Christ is the Bridegroom therefore the Husband of the Church, and the Church is the Bride there the wife of Christ?"
Bros each an everyone of us is a church individually, therefore the Bride of Christ. Both in the Old and New testament, YHWH, who is also Jesus, keeps referring to us as his wife and Him a husband. A relationship.

We are in a marriage bro. Our first Spouse is God, before any human around you. If you commit fornication, you have cheated on Him. Jesus does not share. He loves you too much.

If the Holy Spirit lives in you, there's a world you'd live in that you won't be able to put to words to explain to anyone else. If you learn how to have Him as your friend, elder brother, protector a close confident, believe me, you'd never trade Him for all the money or any kind of pleasure on earth. The Joy that encapsulates you. But, if you allow your flesh to get the better of you and you commit fornication, you have cheated on Him and he is very Jealous.

Sex is soooooo spiritual that most of us don't know anything abt. When you lie, steal, kill, whatever, you commit one sin, but when you commit sexual sin, you commit two sins at once. Against yourself and God.

It is far easier to recover from and be restored when you commit these other sins, but try sex, you fall deep down into hell. Becos you grief the Lord who is your first love.

Do you know why satan makes man bastardize sex? Oh Lord, if only Man knows how powerful he makes satan over him when he commits sexual sins.


Let me recommend a book 'True Christianity', by Emmanuel Swedenborg, he explains fornication so well.
I came across this name yesterday for the first time and now I'm seeing it again. Happens to me all the time. I'll see something new and then start seeing it everywhere I turn.


Anyway, your exegeses always sound like ramblings of someone in her own universe.

God grieves when people fornicate or engage in anything you consider sexual sin. He must be grieving every minute.
RomanceRe: Happy Xmas To All Disabled In This Forum by Ranchhoddas: 1:00am On Dec 28, 2018
Stop competing.

Start creating. As long as your mind is not defective there is no limit to what you can be.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Which Addict Do You Wish To End In 2018? by Ranchhoddas: 12:44am On Dec 28, 2018
None!
Christianity EtcRe: The Last Trump by Ranchhoddas: 12:42am On Dec 28, 2018
MrPresident1:
Whites are holier than blacks?
Holiness a.k.a. piety is not a prerequisite for national development. More like "accountability".
Christianity EtcRe: The Last Trump by Ranchhoddas: 11:58pm On Dec 27, 2018
MrPresident1:
Could you explain to me what you think why 'white' countries are richer and more prosperous than 'black' countries?
They do not have many people who want to steal their collective wealth for themselves.
Christianity EtcRe: The Last Trump by Ranchhoddas: 11:11pm On Dec 27, 2018
MrPresident1:
How would you describe your spirituality or god-belief?
There is a Universal Power from which all things are made. This Power is neutral and does not play favourites.
Christianity EtcRe: The Last Trump by Ranchhoddas: 10:49pm On Dec 27, 2018
MrPresident1:
Tell me, Ranchhodas, are you an atheist?
Short answer: No
Christianity EtcRe: Love Life Of Athiests And Agnostics by Ranchhoddas: 9:48pm On Dec 27, 2018
LoJ:
I have only dated religious ladies. Religion is just an opinion, and when there is attempt to forceful convert (the) other(s) it is something I can comfortably go along with. If na pray you go pray, weting concern me.

in fact I love some aspects of religion sef. the meditating part, contemplation, the music, I find it very useful. People should learn not to throw the baby out with the bathwater.

The whole characteristics of a partner can't be reduced to his religious affiliations.
This is everything I want to say and more. I don't see how being religious is a problem at all in a partner. If you think something is inefficacious, what harm could possibly result from it?
CrimeRe: Suicide: Aisha Omolola's Friend That Saw Her Last Moments (photos) by Ranchhoddas: 2:26pm On Dec 27, 2018
seangy4konji:
They need to ban sniper...

Set up a cool spot where depressed people can drink fee beer, take pepper soup and get some change when going home..

Suicide in Nigeria is getting stages of Russia and China....

Thank god we don't build skyscrapers....
Na you go pay abi?

You want everybody to start claiming depression for free pepper soup and beer.

FamilyRe: Lady Accused Of Abandoning Her House Help At A Restaurant Speaks by Ranchhoddas: 2:17pm On Dec 27, 2018
madone:
very well said sir next time don't people ur brain to flow with.
You are right.
FamilyRe: Lady Accused Of Abandoning Her House Help At A Restaurant Speaks by Ranchhoddas: 2:13pm On Dec 27, 2018
madone:
fool she whispered it to you from the video abi. Mr super hero. She was waiting for you to come pick her home bah fast thinker.. .eeeeeeeediot
You are right.

FamilyRe: Lady Accused Of Abandoning Her House Help At A Restaurant Speaks by Ranchhoddas: 1:42pm On Dec 27, 2018
madone:
OK next time look out for people in public and help them how can u be there eating and a girl like tat is looking a ur family you no even notice. Selfish looking family
Shut up.
The girl was waiting for someone.
Christianity EtcRe: Visions Of EARTHQUAKE Coming To Nigeria. by Ranchhoddas: 1:19pm On Dec 27, 2018
Rebekkah:
hi Thomas, it took about 5 centuries(500 years) for Isaiah's prophecy of Christ Jesus's birth but this one won't take long. GOOD CANNOT LIE AND HE DOESN'T NEED A 'WORM' LIKE YOU TO BELIEVE BEFORE HE DOES THINGS.

Moreover there have been several minor earthquakes in Abuja this year alone. Atiku spoke about one that shook his home and terrified him a month ago. Even the federal government warned about a larger magnitude earthquake that will occur in the future.
SMH!
Christianity EtcRe: I regret knowing masturbation by Ranchhoddas: 10:51am On Dec 27, 2018
Anas09:
My brother. Thank you so much for your kind words.

And, if life has rumbled you the way it has me, you'd know to run and take cover under Jesus.

Listen, you just did something here that is a mystery. I'm not sure you even know the power behind what you just did here. To come out and say 'I am sinning'. Wow. Satan wants us to be shy abt sins. he makes it seem like, people will ridicule you if you say it. Hide it, just keep it secret, you are not the only one doing it.

See,Satan hates to be exposed, and your greatest victory over him begins from your boldness to confess your sins. When you sin, say it. It paralizes satan and makes you strong enough to resist it next time.

Satan knows that if i fall into formication today, i will confess it, not only to Jesus, but to someone i have picked out to hold me accountable for how i live.

I told this person to stand for me and rebuke me hotly if i falter. Don't spare me. And, when i fall, i go over and say 'Hey, i have fallen o, see what i did', and She will analyze the situation from the Word, rebuke me, and then counsel and pray with me.


Let me tell you what happened recently. There's this big shot Lawyer. A Lawyer to politicians. He is loaded.

We met through a friend, and he wanted a piece of me. I respectfully put Christ in front of me. Christ has got me wholely. I told him that i am a living sacrifice to Christ so, i can't crawl off the alter. He tried, but when i kept preaching anytime he brought it up, he stopped. We became just friends.

No long ago, i just called to greet, but OHhhh, he wanted to see me. So, i went to his office. I know that if i asked for anything, he'd gladly give, so i asked for money. As i expected, he said, 'How soon do you need this?' i said 'Now'. He asked 'Why the urgency? Is everything alright?' and i lied. I didn't even think it tru. I just said, 'my Mum is in the Hospital and i needed to go see her'. And, he was all apologetic why he couldn't give me the money immediately. He gave me money tho, but asked if i could wait for 2 days before i could travel, i said ok. He said he'd come over to my house on the said that day. I said ok.

The Holy Spirit was just waiting for me to leave his office, and as i did, i heard Him clearly. 'You have gone to lie, is your Mum sick?'. Immediately, my peace left me. I became very restless and uncomfortable. All the way back home, i was shattered. Was that money worth putting sickness on my mum? If satan puts sickness on my mum, wld that amount really pay her hospital bills?

He is a man, he has desired you for how long now? He is coming to your house. You know what that means right? You'd collect his money and tell him what when he demands a kiss? You'll begin a spiral of lies to keep him from touching you, or you'd give in? You are Sister Ana. Do you remember how hard it is to recover from the sin of fornication? And, for how much? Ahhhhh.

What do i really need this money for to make me lie and deceive this man and put myself in this position?

A thousand questions invaded my mind. I got home and called my friend and said, 'I have sinned'. She laughed and asked what i did. I told her i lied to get money from a man. She asked if i have the money, i said not yet, but i know he'd give it. And he'd come to my house too.

She told me the danger of deception, and that i had exposed my mum to a satanic attack. I shd ask for forgiveness and never collect the money.

I said i was going to call him to confess that i lied. She told me the adverse effect that could cause to him. He is an unbeliever and does not understand restitution. What we shd do is pray for his soul, bring him in and not expose him to things which will cast doubt in his mind thereby make him distrust believers more. Leave him alone.


'Just don't collect the money and dont call him again', she said. So, i prayed, confessed again to Jesus. I asked Him to please make that man not to send the money and not even mention it again as i will not.

It happened as i asked, till today, he didn't send, he didn't come, and never mentioned it. I have deleted his number.

Don't play with sin, it burns. Jesus says 'flee from it's appearance'. Anything that resembles sin, run from it. No do area boy for where sin dey o. It's so subtle, you'll fall before you know it.


May Christ give you victory over your flesh. Amen.
Wetin person never read for this forum?

So you dey lie to collect money.
I don catch you sister Mary.
Christianity EtcRe: Visions Of EARTHQUAKE Coming To Nigeria. by Ranchhoddas: 10:45am On Dec 27, 2018
Since how many years earthquake never still happen?
Christianity EtcRe: The Last Trump by Ranchhoddas: 10:44am On Dec 27, 2018
Madness.

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