₦airaland Forum

I guess I would!
I have to practice what I preach!
But I can understand why other guys wouldn't want to though.

Headlesschicken:
U never get work,U never go Service,U never buy land,u never buy car,n u done dey discuss bout marriage with innocent gals,make sure u do not miss this year's SHILOR,but meanwhile place both hands on yuh head lemme pray 4u,Now Repeat after Me,my fada my fada whomever placed dix curse on me n my likes,dat we would always be jumping over what is necessary in life 2d Unnecessary should die by fire,die by fire,die by fire!!!!! C'mon brethren pray 4yuhself...

Hehehehe...

Na suffer that guy take dey play!

MrsNwaAmaikpe:


Pregnant and Hawking/selling wares should not go together in reality.

Some women are so dumb and stupid that they leave their brains in the toilet while opening their legs for drilling.

Just imagine the multiplied burden that ccmes with Hawking while being pregnant

And some people waited nine months for this one to come out!

victorian:
Why would you beg or force your husband to stay with you.

Don't try such. It will still end in disaster last last.. Just like postponing the evil day.

Well I simply feel both of them are not matured to handle marriage. Marriage takes a lot of sacrifices and understanding from both partners.

God!

I hate clichés!

I'm sure he doesn't even understand what he's carrying.
One yeye adult trying to be funny!

EmeraldKing7:
Oga what the dude is saying is true
let's use you as a case study

-Do u follow any Nigerian or African Team?

-How many Nigerian league matches have u been to?

-Can u pay 300k+ to watch at least 3 away games.(that's for group stage oooh)If ur team eventually reaches final that is 7 away games
Calculate cost of flight ticket or any transport mode,hotel bills and other miscellaneous expenses u must spend since u are in a foreign environment

-If for example,raja Casablanca of morocco and Sundowns of Southafrica were to play a CAF final in Lagos or Uyo or even Cameroon,would u go

*****Note*****
U may be able to do all these but majority of Africans can't due to the high levels of poverty, bad terrain and Apathy among football fans.How many African teams have fanbase outside their country?

Apart from Supersports,which other TV company airs live african TV matches.And we are comparing ourselves to Europe which have Sky sports, BT sports,UEFA TV,etc..... Bein sports?

Abeg let us not even compare ourselves to Europe at all.An average earning European can spend €1000 to watch an away game.Some even use their private cars to do inter country travel. Do u know cyclists travel from London in UK to Rome in Italy.Live in Europe is easy and stressfree
How many Nigerians fit afford (€1000=N420k) just to watch a football match.Is there any good roadnetwork linking Borno state and Chad or Niger.

Abeg make we leave this matter.For now CAF can't afford to conduct a 1 leg final match.No be person wey doh chop go,go stadium watch match?

CAF Is an administrative organization.They need money to run.A scanty stadium for a final is a business disaster. Low ticket sales,Low TV earnings, Little or no Investors,all of these are not good for businesses.

The quality of football in Europe is high because the standard of living is high.A private individual can own and run a football club effectively without any government intercession......But here in Nigerian(Africa as whole)most clubs are run by the governments. A clear depiction of the living conditions of the people.

Is it not recently,Abia state government completed building Enyimba Stadium. A stadium that a middle class British Man built for a Division 3 team is what a State government is building for a Division 1 club in Nigeria.....And we are comparing ourselves to Europe.Whetin sef?I doh talk too much

How then does the nations cup work?

I recommend the book "Our Ultimate Reality" by Adrian Cooper.

The section on the inner worlds sheds a bit of light in this issue.

It has to do with children still possessing a link to the higher planes and are therefore still able to see some things which most adults will not see largely due to gross materialistic pursuits.

It appears Nwaamaikpe has bitten off more than he can chew this time around!

Gloria Bamiloye was a really beautiful young woman!

TimeMachine:
hahahahahaha

No, make we continue. I am lazy and lonely enough, I dey find trouble online to keep the moments going. Seriously I need more projects to stay busy.

How much you go pay?

You know say no be everybody get money like you!

TimeMachine:
Dont be a minion.

Wont mention names.

You'd get to know when that jet is bought, I really dont fancy travelling now but as soon as the project takes root and is franchised to different parts of the world, my Trustees will get me that little jet. Just a fav toy of my dream.

Bros I don tire.

Carry your wahala dey go!

SEGLIZ:
this was how our generation was destroyed by pornography even when tech wasn't this advance. the availability of free and street porn (I mean easy to both soft and hard porn on shelves) the result, today we hear cases of rape at different levels and degree. how generation handed it to the next and the current are already inheriting it even with advanced tech, not just that homosexuality is being added to it not even from us but directly from its source. technology Amaka

I don't think pornography promotes rape.

If anything, it reduces it!

TimeMachine:
Do you really have a real job in life ? For years you follow anyone that types like me and you are sure it must be, and of-course you are right, but you could also be wrong.

What makes you think I am lying when in essence we have not actually met. Is a 10-room "mansion" a bigger house ? It is not a big deal for me, I loved the neighbourhood of the estate and I bought two-wings of twin duplexes, each of 5 rooms and sitting etc and merge them into one with a touch 0f class where I spend my time as a semi-retired venture capitalist.

About the project, oh yes, it is my life mission and I am building it, and will eventually convert this place to a private library as soon as I have no interest living here anymore.

If you are broke and poor does not mean some of us are. And it also does not mean that all rich and smart people must move on to greater places, I love to shine light in darkness. It is my mission.

You have gotten my response, and trust me, you are excited.

What an imagination you've got man!
Semiretired venture capitalist.
Okay, just humour me.
Who are the four Nollywood actresses you've bedded?

Have you bought that jet yet?

TimeMachine:
That quote is true. But you do not have to believe. You dont really matter, do you ?

Of course I don't!

Why would I?

You have a teeming legion of delusional believers!

I remember your much followed departure thread with your previous moniker.

How you said the time had come for you to leave Nairaland for good and face some more important things.
A few days later you were back.
Typical troll behavior!

How about your mansion that you invited people from Chanel to design for one million dollars?
The one that women cannot resist using as background for their Facebook profile pictures.
Is it the same one with 10 bedrooms?

Four Nollywood actresses ko, 15 Bollywood actresses ni!

You for add Lupita and Jennifer Aniston join!

Shiooorrr...

TimeMachine:
Upon memory recall, actually 4.

If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed...Adolf Hitler

Mods!

Why can't I upload pictures?

Mods!

Why can't I upload pictures?

TimeMachine:
Not imaginative, it's the reality Ishilove, I have nothing to hide, if you are interested in a visit.

Stop thinking everyone here is incapable of reaching what could be termed, your imagination, it could just be the basic reality for others.

Na so

Three Nollywood actresses right?

This is serious!

shakmati:
I don't suffer fools please.

Dullard!
Living in the wild indeed!

shakmati:
People wey bring civilisation to una are advocating going back to the wild. Go check out how many reality tv shows treat people living in the wild. Start with Natgeo. Living in the wild is possible and beneficial in many ways!

Continue embarrassing yourself in public you hear?

Do you live in the wild?

Sounds like a fake story to me!

shakmati:
Lol. Brainwashed child of lost parentage! Your forefathers lived in the wild and excelled in combating the forces of nature. Here you are today, small thing, cancer! Small thing, ill health. GMOs and other forms of poisoning killing you and the earth! Go compare the immunity levels of those kids with yours!The joke is on you, mumu wey think say im know book!

Very funny!

So you think say you get sense for this wey you don talk?

Do you live in the wild?

MJBOLT:

so the destiny of another person can make someone rich , there is something wrong with black africans

Real knowledge is to know the extent of ones own ignorance...Confucius!

The guy is obviously trying to be humorous.
Nigerians with their uncountable problems have lost their sense of humour.

The guy is obviously trying to be humorous.
Nigerians with their uncountable problems have lost their sense of humour.

bigtt76:
Cook your own jollof rice at home naaaa. Food at parties aren't meant to satisfy you but a measure of appreciating your presence

What nonsense is this?

kjhova:
We are dealing facts and not hypothesizing. And the facts are staring you in the face?

When Enyimba hosted Raja Casablanca in Aba and Super Eagles hosted Libya in Uyo, which game had more spectators and more live viewers on TV and online?

The national teams carry more clout and command more followers in Africa than the clubs. This is because they tend to have better known players who have fan following.

I ask again if you saw the CAF Champs League final 1st leg live on TV and that if the CAF Super Cup 2019, possibly between Ahly and Raja were to be played in Abuja, will you travel to watch it?

These are the challenges we have in Africa hence dual legged finals will suffice for now.

Oh!

I thought it was poverty and a bad road network.

How has it become about clout all of a sudden?

If you announce Abuja or Uyo as the venue of the CAF champions league two years in advance as obtainable in Europe, people will travel to watch. What's the difference?

Do people not travel to watch the away games of two -legged finals?

keryj:
Girls truely hate hairy balls

Balls like the lawn tennis balls are difficult to control when in full force. It will just bounce off one's face, hit whatever it can, comes back around

Me will just be looking at it until it settles somewhere then I will pick it up.

So exhausting

You must really love "lawn tennis".

Generalkaycee:
I don't know of anybody who had a statue built of them while they were living.

A lot of footballers have statues!

myners007:
Where is Dbanj on the list?
Modified; The guy below is an epitome of a Zombic fan. I don't know why most Nigerians always feel bad whenever the truth is spoken. Dbanj has never been a real talent. He is in the same category with JJC. Don Jazzy hyped him to stardom thts why he could not stand the test of time like the legendary Tubaba. Can Dbanj in his wildest imagination win any talent show just the way Timi Dakolo won the Idols back then.

Dbanj has never been a real talent?

Who then is a real talent?

Why did Don Jazzy not hype others to become like him?


So if person no win talent show him no be talent?

Kcee and Presh that won a talent show dem get talent but Dbanj no get abi?


Bros go play for gutter abeg!

dessz:
Op u are wonderfully talented... Me that can't even draw a cup even if it were to save my life .. Great talent... If we weren't in naija I would advice you to make it your career path but as na naija they nip talent from the bud.

But nairaland sef took them almost two years to put this in fp.

Shut up!

There are successful Nigerian artists!