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labake1:
I don't even know if I should call all my past lovers "ex" because I didn't date them but they assumed that we were dating then.

They were just like a brother from another mother to me

ddjay:
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credon:
Every device/model has its own steps, so just check xda developers for yours

ddjay:
If you check settings/software update and it not available, then you have to install custom roms, check xda developers. This will involve rooting

ddjay:
If you check settings/software update and it not available, then you have to install custom roms, check xda developers. This will involve rooting

Jennyclay:
Oh no!! These wild animals again .

The court should kindly sentence these wild animal to death ASAP

Bunch of rapist and murderers!
Honestly, men irritates me!!

Ofunaofu:
So sad


But where was the Nigerian police?

How come the police weren't called upon first?

There's no reported case of external aggression, so why was the military the first to get there instead of the police?

Is the Nigerian military now trained to settle community issues? 

No one is asking these pertinent questions.

While we condemn these acts, this could have been avoided. 

Our military is now getting too involved in acts that are under the purview of the Nigerian police force.

Mcslize:
This is to all the married men. When a woman is pregnant, her sexual urge skyrockets. A pregnant woman that has not been serviced by her husband for a very long period of time during pregnancy, she can cheat on you if you don't do your job.

Always make sure you service your pregnant wife. Because that is the period she will have the most high level of sexual urge. Pregnant women urges will rise from 0-100 during pregnancy. So, ensure you do the needful and do your job as man during that period.

You are not doing your marriage any good if you ain't touching your pregnant wife, trust me. They can't control it during pregnancy. They won't even mind following your next neighbor to do it. That's to tell you how serious the urge is during pregnancy.

Namaster:
People on this thread keep saying "they don buy market". Only people who don't know the people of the South South say this. Especially the ijaws.

The military don't fuuuck with them. The military only intimidate people in the SW and SE. They don't Bleep with the North and SS.

These guys were ambushed in a creek. SS is filled with creeks that are deadly to outsiders, including the military.

We all saw the way the Nigerian Delta Avengers blew out the brains of the Navy team that went near them a few years ago.

HRMK:
IF IT IS IN EXISTENCE BY THE TIME YOU GO TO PHONE STORES YOU WILL COLLECT IT WITH YOUR MONEY!

Samtino:
This post remind me of the day back then in 1880, I attended a crusade and someone touched my shoulder and said "you will walk." I didn't bother because I knew I was not lam€. After the crusade, I touched my pocket and I coudn't find my wallet which contained my transport fare behold I walked..😂

If I made you smile pls bless my day with with whatever you want

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Creamypie:
This period no good at all for traveling by air. Nigeria presidential jet dropping from sky while on duty will solve 99.9999 percent of our problems

darkid1:
I got a redmi note 13 for sale.
Specs 8 gig ram and 128gig rom.

I purchased it brand new 4 days ago as seen below.

Reason for sale: I bought it as a replacement for my samsung note 20; quickly realized I am too used to samsung and bought another samsung phone.

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Ejanlaa:
pls make sure that you don’t use injection at all
All those anti booting s in Nigeria is not first grade
Use herbs
When I was infected it was one woman herbs in osun state that cured me
Under four days pulse and a scratching stopped
And I’m doing all these for free I’m not charging a dime
I know the feeling of that infection especially if u b man

thesicilian:
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thesicilian:
I'm not disputing that.
But it looks too peaceful in its death
The hair is not scattered, no part of the body is inside the rice, it's still looking robust. Normally a rat that dies in a bag of rice or garri will have most of it the fluids in its body dried out into the grains

uuzba:
So what should we do now?
One person said, Nigeria's democratic system is flawed. We should do parliamentary system. In that one, you have ruling party and opposing party inside parliarment. So when any ruling party talks, the opposing party will immediately curse them live and direct and prove that they are talking nonsense. That's the system they use in UK. That's why their politicians are under serious scrutiny and cannot behave stupid.

Another person said we should do true federalism, whereby each state uses its resources by itself and just pay small to federal government at the head. The lesser money and lesser control will make federal government to sit up.

Another people said we should scatter Nigeria into chaos.

Another people said, they don't have time for wahala. They packed their belongings and japa. Now they will forever be Second class citizens in another man's land, standing with one leg instead of two legs.

Which way do you suggest we take?

SIXFEETUNDER:
a mentally damaged girl


Bonus point if she was raped or sexually abused by her dad

Dancebreaker:
As you plan Japa, think of this kind of thing.

I know of kids in diaspora that now finished university but have never visited Nigeria,

cutecommend:
This one is "better" than she having children that you think are yours, but are not yours.