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Whn ur gf is in hr period .her boobs is ready fo attention.i knw som guys who wl say why cant u jst pee it in d toilet lol.show her u lov her n play wt her b.o.obs .she wl b fyn. Whn ur gf is in hr period .her boobs is ready fo attention.i knw som guys who wl say why cant u jst pee it in d toilet lol.show her u lov her n play wt her b.o.obs .she wl b fyn.

Gud advice frm a motha,i wish my mother ws alive to tel me mo abt naija girls.am orphan n single but i beliv God is bsy writin d bst lov stori fo a cool dude like moi.

davido is also her baby.

Una go de hea de gosip she wl b makin d headlines doin wht she lov doing.

Wishin d kaki lord a hapy marid life

so na now them eyes they open
all danfo drivers always on high

this na bad juju o everyday fo thief one day fo d owner .
but why them they spoil our country name na.

too much money can make some ppl go insane sometymes.
this one need to carry the bible and stamp on his back thats all.

so wyclef follow b4ng this babe before tubaba come cement am.such is life sha

h[b][/b] ;Dhappy new month palls F.R.O.G = FREQUENTLY RELY ON GOD.he alone can set you free
have a lovely month ahead

i want to buy that dunlop pam kiakia

these whyt people self thought tht the niqqa will come out from his hidin just to come eat gala in new york.
they thought he will fall to there april fool.anywere he is he will soon be caught but they white men must stop inviting him
.

tht tall guy tht was born a naija then bred in togo na party freak i sabi am well o

Fake tori de sale pass hot cake.why do u said she is it only akwa ibom tht do prostitut. Fake tori metchw

Sai...buhari..oops apc

this one looks transgender to me

these cows hv not eaten for years .as he will becompe the presido the cows will be very fat ....apc tins

Stale gist sai op

space booked will be back to coment when shekau surender

if she tell her mom no marriage for her till jesus come.you berra just let tht man play his game quietly
when he is done he will tell them GAME OVER.may be your mum is not as sharp as she use to be.

nothing like under age girls from 15-16 they are fully ripe to date they only need to act as a grownup not as a kid.op whn u see guy with a woman tht look like his mum wht will you call him.love is blind but shyn your eyes well

you guys are so funny tot.

the president is now a northener the wind of change will soon blow that kind of poverty stricken life away....sai
buhari.....

why didnt he send his joystick as welll. na wa o....

mumu arm roba hs cup don full

A local New Zealand BMW dealership ran an April 1 ad promising a free car to the first person to show up that morning. The only thing was, this wasn't an April Fools' prank, the New Zealand Herald reports.

The ad, which appeared at the bottom of the front page of the New Zealand Herald purposefully looked like a joke. The ad was billed as an "April Fools' Day Special" and said the first person to bring a copy of the ad to the dealership and ask for "Tom" would get a $50,000 car and a free driving course. On a hunch, Tianna Marsh got to the dealership at 5:30 a.m.

"In this case we wanted to turn the tables and reward the first person who was willing to take the chance," said sales manager Gavin Penfold. "It couldn't have gone to a more deserving winner." Marsh traded in her 15-year-old station wagon, which the dealership will sell and donate all the money to a local charity.

april fool tins wey d pics mr poster

wht of all d edo prostitute...dem don shave for buhari..

1. Refusing to watch Star Wars. It's a goddamn cultural movement. Who cares if it's not your "thing?" I saw Titanic twice just so I could keep up with the cultural zeitgeist.

2. Refusing to learn how the remotes work ... and then asking how to turn the volume up over and over. This isn't even "tech stuff." This is "stuff you need to know if you want to watch TV."

3. Deciding to change your outfit right when we're about to go out. You're already ready and it doesn't matter. We're going to IKEA to buy a chair and some meatballs, why do you need a wardrobe change?

4. Complain about something when you "just want us to listen." What's the point of us even listening if we can't give feedback? You could literally yell your problems into a pillow instead.

5. Talking over TV/a movie. Maybe we can't multitask as well as you, but that shouldn't matter. All I know is, we don't want to rewind the same thing five times to hear the dialogue.

6. When you say, "you wouldn't understand." IF WE WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND, THEN WHY ARE YOU EVEN TELLING US ABOUT IT?

7. Complaining about your friends. Guys don't have "frenemies." We have friends, enemies, and "douchebags we put up with at work."

8. Saying, "I don't care what we have for dinner," and then suddenly having a list of caveats. If you're going to defer to us, don't freak out when we choose hot wings. And then pizza. And then shoot down our idea to go to the restaurant we both like. You obviously have something very specific in mind for dinner. Stop making us guess.

9. Hype-shaming. Yeah, women get excited about things, but they don't get hyped for things the way guys do. Don't shame us for wanting to see The Avengers 2 at midnight or for preordering the Apple Watch. And we need to watch the game live.

10. Taking our clothes. It isn't cute when you steal our last clean hoodie and then, when it's raining, we have nothing to wear. And don't tell me to use an umbrella. Get out of here with that shit.

11. Saying blue balls aren't real. Tell that to the dull, consistent ache in our balls.

12. Forbidding us from doing something. This just makes us double want to do it.

13. Assuming we'll pay for stuff. It's fine if we pick up the tab. Just don't show up at a bar and open a tab in our name and buy drinks for all your friends and then tell us about it an hour later.

14. Telling us all our shirts are the same. They're shirts that we like, and checkered and plaid patterns are different (I think).

15. Denying being upset. You're literally crying, don't play it off like nothing is wrong.

add yours guys happy new month

she will soon get national honor MON abi

i don miss road

one of d sexiest man alive