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wht do we need this for now?boko haram are still killing innocent ppl ,ebola is still in africa.let them go put there country in order before they turn london to yoruba land.*spits*

even d op do all d above he is trying to teach these who dont know.abi u go lie ? even d op do all d above he is trying to teach these who dont know.abi u go lie ?

20pounds: Nna eh! If I select one of these girls... I don hammer be that. This is better than marrying a President or Governor's daughter cos while people will be cursing you along with your politician in-law, people will be praying for you and wishing you well as you spend their money on party, PJs, champagne, designer outfits(don't forget bleaching and jerry curls) and bullsh1t, as pastor's in-law.


Nna, see hammer knocking on my door. I need to fry my hair well and put onions and Turkey oil when it is done so I can look like their father. I am already yellow and know how to twist my tongue like oyibo. I can dress well and form like say I no dey sh1t...what other qualities do I need?


Nairalanders help a brother to attain this tall goal. The Lord will bless as you do so. Happy new month!.

these girls r cute .thats true ..ya post makes me lol.dont think that you are d only guy tht want these tame beauries,many men wnt them o.

if yu dont want to shed tears buy facemask the one military are wearing .dont forget to comeback and thank me.happy nu month to u all #raphycares

everybody just want free things...u go wait til u grow whyt hair keep watching ontv

brilapluz: ..comon guy did i insult you?...was only trying to see the funny side of ur comment..dont take tins too serious jare..

sorry guy ...I don't take it too sewious .come let me buy u drink to settle d matter,what do u drink?

brilapluz: bros u wicked ohhh

how do u mean did I rob u or rape ya babe ?I know my mindset am a good boy .and a Diehard kopite .so chill dude

Krasid: I don't see liverpool making the top 4 this season.

when we finish 1st you will becomes dumb

In my own view it seems like the robbers chairman have ebola and they want to go steal drugs that can heal him.that's what my guidian angels just revealed to me in a vision and I believe.oh God save nigeria I pray you.

[quote author=KiddaBlingzz]come this place na bar o. You think say na mall?

Where you wan see henessey? [/quot u blind abi u can't see tht d dude want to serve me something .oh I forget say u be kid so go and do ya hoMe work .

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Nigeria government is very incompetent, inept and clinically stupid.

u really slap Jonathan with ya post .

Pesticides or not its our ebola curing drugs,so USA should go and drink there znappp or wht they call it.

hensben: Nigerians lets give buhari n fashola a chance to transform this country.

I foresee fashola, buhari, oshiomhole and ribadu as the revolutionaries to this country's negligence.

R.I.P to mrs dr, dora akinwumi, another great potential.

[color=#990000][/color] you forsee but thank God you never see these people becomes our president Gej tilll further notice

habex005: this na market abi na museum
anything that is not targeted towards the common man in this country na set up.

oh words

Good to see the tejuosho is now so beautiful,I use to work in the market when it was not yet burnt.after school hours I will go there and help some women and put foodstuffs ,provision many things in there car boot ,so I will be able to get transport fare to school.I was in js 3 back then .I don't hv to depend on my Mum for everything.cuz she is a widow they called us basketboys we normally carry basket that we rent inside the Market for #50 ,we will register our Names with d basket number so you will not Still people goods and ran away .Saturday is always a big day for us we can use #50 and make #2000 in a good day.when the market got burnt I went to learn interior designs .I normally goes shopping around that area and all the women selling outside knows me well .this is something I Will never forget in a long Time.

Two people are figthing because of snake .the snake eaters lol

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it seems Like u miss road they r taiking about witchcraft u r taiking about how to play da piano

Jbluv55: Welcome back sire.
*offers him a seat*
What shall I serve u?

bring hennesy wt suya lol

Hello everyone ,I was told that tailor and fashion designer are different .so I want to know if there is a difference because both of them sew clothes.

Am proud to be a 9gerian ,am chocolate in complexion and am proud of that,even thought the country have been ravaged by terrorists .there is Still opportunity to make it here .cuz we don't have natural disaster that can claim Life.God blessed naija

Add mee am cool 08081112840

seunlayi: at three years old using "pangolo and saint Louis's sugar box to make toy car

thts true jare. Thts how we. Started. Bfo d real cars

ebola proof cream

1.Affairs Happen Because Guys Are On The Prowl

No -- most of time, an affair happens to people who aren’t looking for it. This is particularly true in cases in which a partner has only cheated with one person. Affairs often begin as feeling really comfortable with someone, like the person at the desk next to you at work. That cosiness is followed by sharing intimate secrets, which can then shift into an emotional connection that's consummated with a full-blown tryst.

2.Affairs Happen With People Much Younger Or More Attractive

Not necessarily. Think of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s affair with his housekeeper. You know what I mean. And Tiger Woods' extra-martial interests. OK, sometimes the 60-something corporate CEO might seek out younger playmates, but, typically, paramours are no younger, richer or more attractive than spouses -- they're just someone new.

3.After An Affair, Kiss Your Marriage Goodbye

Not so quick! Over half of marriages survive infidelity. Although the relationship may break up from other issues in the future, when couples are willing to work together, they're surprised to find they can rebuild the trust. The most common reasons for marriage dissolution, at 53 to 55%, is “growing apart” and not being able to talk to each other.

4.Once A Cheater, Always A Cheater.

Yes, there are some real scumbags out there, but not everyone who cheats is evil incarnate. Many affairs are a one-and-done thing. What happens after the affair can either set a marriage on a course for stability, or blow it out of the water. After ending the affair, for healing to take place, the cheater has to tell the whole truth about the affair. Knowing the truth is the first step towards healing.

5.Affairs Happen Because Of Problems In The Marriage.

Here's the truth: almost every marriage has problems. Affairs don't happen because something’s wrong with the marriage; they happen, in part, because couples don't know how to work together to solve the issues they have. Having problems in your relationship doesn't justify cheatin

6.Affairs Are All About Sexual Attraction.

Sure, some affairs are only about the sex, but lots of the time, affairs happen because of an emotional connection. Sometimes, hanging out together and sharing feelings is as far as the affair ever goes, although it’s true that the sense of emotional closeness often leads to sex.

7.You Can't Call It Cheating If Sex Wasn't Involved.

Many affairs happen without any sex at all. Is staying up half the night secretly texting an old uni friend about your most intimate thoughts being unfaithful? The person doing it may not see it as cheating, but you can bet your partner sees it this way. When you give an emotional part of yourself to someone with whom you could potentially cheat one day, it's cheating.

8.Infidelity Is Never About Sex; It's About Other Marital Issues

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, and sometimes extramarital sex is just about sex. For sure, some affairs are just about unmet emotional needs, but for some people -- not the majority -- an affair is just about going out and getting laid.

9.Once An Affair Is Out In The Open, A Couple Can Never Be Happy Again

Not true. Affairs happen, and people do recover -- you hardly ever hear success stories because no one wants to discuss the past. But couples can learn to successfully rebuild their relationships, and many of my patients say their bonds are even stronger once they’ve worked things through.

Distinguishing infidelity fact from fiction can help you and your partner gain a better understanding of how an affair happens, what to expect if one does, and what you can do to prevent infidelity. Truth is a powerful tool that can help you recover.

am not afraid of height so with GOD ALL THINGS ARE POSIBLE

is good to be back guys you guys knows am one of these people that
have been moving this forum forward since i came on board.
i have been away for soooo long.dearis God abi .
i always make front page with my post.
so watch out for my post.
raphycares....

i have read the story about the killing the police that shot the young man was very wrong
obama or the missouri govnor need to step into this or else it will go barsack

the last time i cryed was when my late mum kick the bucket last yr january 5.even thought i lost my dad when
i was only 6years old i didnt know how to cry back then, but my mum was the one that bring me up
so am still crying in my heart everyday.

IamDebola: TITLE - OJB Jezreel: D'banj Didn't Donate; Yet Won't Refute Claims!

Abeg na where D'banj claim sai e give anything in the first place? Shey na for newspaper or na for Tv?

Firstly D'banj never said he gave you anything.
Secondly, You don't really need to let us know who give and who didn't.
Thirdly, Why are you pinpointing D'banj alone? He snatched your wife?
Fourthly, It wasn't written in Dbanj's destiny to donate to you by force.
Fifthly, What happened to the money other people gave you? Or why e be sai na D'banj money dey give u sleepless night.
Lastly, I've been hearing OJB since I was very young, Why didn't you save enough money during the raining days?
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And there is rumor out there, saying that you can drink anything, even urine.. They even said all these things wey u dey drink dey among the things wey give u kidney problem, shey na true?
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Now Playing Don't Tell Me Nonsense.

Na correct taik be this am d. 85 to like it

I am going to admit something. A few weeks ago, I think I went on what would be deemed by an external adjudicator as The Worst Date in The History of The World.

Firstly — She was late. 20 minutes late, which is irritating. I sit, drumming my fingers on the table, thinking of all the emails piling up in my inbox and work on my desk while I waste time sitting on my own waiting for a girl I dont know.

The girl arrives and she’s undoubtedly very beautiful. But she’s also very nervous, and shaky hands, not knowing quite what to do with herself when I kiss her on the cheek hello. The first thing she asks me is if I’ve done many blind dates before — not really, I reply. Have you? No. sHe’s new to this. sHe explains to me that he’s just come out of a very, very long relationship. It’s all been hugely difficult. You know how these things go — you either grow closer together over the years or you grow apart — they just grew apart. What about me? When was my last relationship? I tell her. Who broke up with who, she asks. Do I regret it? Why exactly did it go wrong? I am caught off-guard. We haven’t even ordered drinks or found out what the other one does for a living and I’m being forced to divulge more details on my last relationship than some of my friends even know.

I realise this girl (who I think is in his late thirties, possibly the early side of forty) basically hasn’t been on a date before.


1. Don't be nervous
Nearly every man I have ever been on a date with has been nervous and there is absolutely no need to be. A woman can sense it from the moment you arrive and in turn it will make her feel on edge. Help create an atmosphere you would feel relaxed in, don’t just expect her to be chatty and warm enough for the both of you. It’s not a big deal. It’s just a drink and getting to know someone. Smile, kiss her on the cheek hello, sit down, breathe, talk. Easy, yes?

2. Don't sell yourself
You are on a date, you are not on Dragon’s Den. This woman is not Deborah Meaden and you don’t need to convince her to invest in you. Avoid “hard sell” talk about yourself. If you’re a good person, this will speak for itself without giving her an extensive list of your achievements of personality traits.

3. Don't be more than ten minutes late
It’s irritating. People are busy. Wait until you’ve been going out for at least a year to do this. She will love you by that point and will be forced to forgive you. For now — be on time.

4. Don't talk too much
Ask questions. Listen. Don’t be scared of pauses.

5. Know personal space
Unless she has given you heavy-handed signals that she wants to kiss you, don’t sit really close to her and don’t play footsie with her. Relaxed, comfortable body language is good, but nothing over-familiar. Done badly and it can border on threatening.

6. Don't be weird about the bill
Most women I know would assume they are paying for their half of the bill (or, at least I hope they do). However, if you would like to pay, this is a nice gesture and done in the right way can be very charming and chivalrous. Don’t be forceful or bolshie about it — it’s her right to pay for her drink/meal if she wants to. Asking to pay in a polite, respectful way is key.

I am going to admit something. A few weeks ago, I think I went on what would be deemed by an external adjudicator as The Worst Date in The History of The World.

Firstly — She was late. 20 minutes late, which is irritating. I sit, drumming my fingers on the table, thinking of all the emails piling up in my inbox and work on my desk while I waste time sitting on my own waiting for a girl I dont know.

The girl arrives and she’s undoubtedly very beautiful. But she’s also very nervous, and shaky hands, not knowing quite what to do with herself when I kiss her on the cheek hello. The first thing she asks me is if I’ve done many blind dates before — not really, I reply. Have you? No. sHe’s new to this. sHe explains to me that he’s just come out of a very, very long relationship. It’s all been hugely difficult. You know how these things go — you either grow closer together over the years or you grow apart — they just grew apart. What about me? When was my last relationship? I tell him. Who broke up with who, he asks. Do I regret it? Why exactly did it go wrong? I am caught off-guard. We haven’t even ordered drinks or found out what the other one does for a living and I’m being forced to divulge more details on my last relationship than some of my friends even know.

I realise this girl (who I think is in his late thirties, possibly the early side of forty) basically hasn’t been on a date before.


1. Don't be nervous
Nearly every man I have ever been on a date with has been nervous and there is absolutely no need to be. A woman can sense it from the moment you arrive and in turn it will make her feel on edge. Help create an atmosphere you would feel relaxed in, don’t just expect her to be chatty and warm enough for the both of you. It’s not a big deal. It’s just a drink and getting to know someone. Smile, kiss her on the cheek hello, sit down, breathe, talk. Easy, yes?

2. Don't sell yourself
You are on a date, you are not on Dragon’s Den. This woman is not Deborah Meaden and you don’t need to convince her to invest in you. Avoid “hard sell” talk about yourself. If you’re a good person, this will speak for itself without giving her an extensive list of your achievements of personality traits.

3. Don't be more than ten minutes late
It’s irritating. People are busy. Wait until you’ve been going out for at least a year to do this. She will love you by that point and will be forced to forgive you. For now — be on time.

4. Don't talk too much
Ask questions. Listen. Don’t be scared of pauses.

5. Know personal space
Unless she has given you heavy-handed signals that she wants to kiss you, don’t sit really close to her and don’t play footsie with her. Relaxed, comfortable body language is good, but nothing over-familiar. Done badly and it can border on threatening.

6. Don't be weird about the bill
Most women I know would assume they are paying for their half of the bill (or, at least I hope they do). However, if you would like to pay, this is a nice gesture and done in the right way can be very charming and chivalrous. Don’t be forceful or bolshie about it — it’s her right to pay for her drink/meal if she wants to. Asking to pay in a polite, respectful way is key.

6 month old prengny this is african magic nothing else.soo shine ya eyes wellathat ya house help go snatch ya man wallai.