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Dahveydson:
Now this is a reply to this https://www.nairaland.com/2877481/nigerians-live-paradise-dont-even written by jayfolarin

"Only the wearer knows where the shoe pinches"

Nothing truer than the above in relation to what Jayfolarin wrote. It is fallacious to claim to know about the paradise in Nigeria than Nigerians living in Nigeria.

In Nigeria we pay Light bills when the only light we use comes from generator for those who have. How is that paradise?

In Nigeria we pay water bills when the only water we get are from private dug boreholes and wells. How is that paradise?

In Nigeria we pay taxes for protection to Police and the rest, when the only protection we get is from God and mere Luck. How is that Paradise?

In Nigeria we ply bad roads day in day out struggling to make ends meet to survive. How is that paradise?

In Nigeria we have oil but still import petroleum products and buy it at exorbitant prices than any oil producing country. How is that paradise?

I'll love to go on and on, but i'm sure you get the point now and of course other Nairalanders will have theirs to share.

Dear jayfolarin, We don't live in Paradise and we know it. No amount of brainwashing or delusion can erode the reality on ground. Nigerians are hardworking people who contribute so much to the commonwealth of the nation but have seen their work flushed down the drain by the greedy and ruthless system in place, and YES! NIGERIANS PAY TAXES. Please leave wherever you are and come stay in this 'paradise for a month. Enough said.

May the Almighty God embarrass you with blessings for this post!!!

goooze:
Naija! You people refused to comment on this thread because you all know what the op said is the truth

You don't even have a mind of ur own!!! SMH!!!

Their lives, their business!!! If he like, make e feature Murphy Jingo, the Ogogoro master, I nor send!!!

OgbeifunErom:
It is immaterial whether Tompolo is involved in the attacks on oil installations or not

The key issue right now is that, he is disobeying a court summon and previously he refused the invitation of the Federal Government through its agency- The EFCC.

He has therefore placed himself in a very difficult position. Yes, he has enemies and they could be responsible for these attacks but right now, he has to gather himself together and check himself into the nearest Police Station

To the IPOB Youths that are urging him on because they want the Niger Delta to turn to shooting practice zone, your wishes are DOA.

I will advise the government to institute a shoot at sight policy for the IPOB protests planned for tomorrow since they could be (most likely) in possession of bombs

Nigerians are fully behind the administration of General Buhari (Rtd).

IPOB Youths that dont like it should go and die! This is a very simple matter

People like you who rant on social media as if they command a regiment of soldiers are soon discovered to be the first that would run when they hear the sound of a locally-made pistol!!!

MissGdope:
if you know how to cook then do the cooking or teach her how. if u really love a woman, her inability to cook is not reason enough to end a marriage and besides you should have known before marrying her

We would be glad to do that if she's ready to learn

homealone2:
nt every1 enjoys eating Miss lol.. Lazy girl.

Chill bro, don't take it personal please!

teelaw4life:
This happens when your girl is more familiar with the characters of the series on zeeworld.

Sure, you're right!

Genea:
no i dont bt my room mates do,none of them cook,rather buy dan cook

Such can affect them in the long run. Women who depend so much on maids to do the cooking find it too soon that they goofed!

Genea:
no one is perfect,she doesn't want to cook,cos she doesn't like d idea of cooking,diff strokes 4 diff folks

It seems to me you detest cooking

Genea:
maybe bt cooking is stressfl joor,e no easy,esp when the hot stew or oil splash on u when u r cooking

...our parents enjoyed cooking. So what has happened to our babes?

Why not try to learn rather than deceiving your partner that you prepared his lunch yourself but you never did! You buy am for Komchop!

tubouncen:
no na wheat u go use

She go even add guinea corn join!

Genea:
den get a maid,many ladies don't like cooking,its more of a chore dah dey detest....

Na too much Telemundo dey cause am!

Genea:
nt every1 enjoys cooking mister

So u think spending unnecessary resources on getting a chef is better?

Genea:
Y can't u get a chef,must she cook?

Why didn't she learn how to cook? Is a chef born with the innate ability to cook well?

Khd95:
Mumu u can only use rice to cook concotion not jollof

Bro, without rice, there's no jollof!

beadaholic:



Lmao

Oya, lalasticlala, the Kpakpandu 1 of NL, helep me do the needful

Lol! If I marry dis type of babe and she nor see herself for her papa house the next day make I suspend for air! In fact, make deh call me baskard!!!

streetzdreamz:
am studying agriculture,and am studying agricultural science,am studying computer,am studying computer science,they are the same thing too right?? an engineering student can then say am studying electrical,and eat up the engineering that ought to follow shey?abeg swerve!!!!there is no course like politics in any university in this country,we only have political science and those two words are two different things you can't use interchangeably!!! you the ignorant one here....

Am not surprised at all!!! Most Nigerians hardly learn when it comes on a platter of gold; instead, they would chose to argue and appeal to 'common thinking'

chidexxy007:
lol.... u didn't ask her if it was Nigerian or American politics..

Guy, don't be ignorant! POLITICS and POLITICAL SCIENCE are the same thing! Chai! Na wa o! Nigerians sha

Rapsowdee01:
Lol.. There was one i met in a brt bus sef.. we sha talked and talked.. i na decided to ask for the school she is.. she said unilag and i was like wow.. me wey i dey hustle for p.jamb.. I na asked what course she was studying.. she na said.. POLITICS !! all the people around us just burst into heavy laughter. i had to get down 2 bus stops b4 mine because of shame.

Sorry to tell you this...you are one of the many Nigerians that still wallow in ignorance!!! Who told you she was wrong for telling you she was studying POLITICS? The study of POLITICAL SCIENCE can also be referred to as POLITICS! Political Science is common among Nigerians but it is still the same as the study of Politics! Check American and most European universities and you would see it is normally called the study of Politics. This means that u are ignorant, all the people in the bus that laughed were ignorant and those that liked your post here are also ignorant and to crown it all, the girl is right!

disloman:
I no blame when you can read but can't comprehend.Let mi help you.There was a road map plan in 2012 which jona's govt didn't have the political will to work on.If they have done what is suppose to be done.We won't be here with lassa fever.The minister wasn't blaming but just setting the truth straight.Hops you gat that.

What u typed is irrelevant! It is a huge bunch of trash!!! We don't care!

Zitoangels:
. Someone needs to tell them that based on the world oil benchmark price at the moment, Nigerian government no longer can depend on oil as it's clearly shown in 2016 budget. Even if the oil benchmark price bounces back, that region will be to suffer for it because already the government of the day would have diversified her economy and little or no attention will be paid to oil. If Mr. Tompolo has nothing to hide he should do the honourable thing by appearing in court or he faces the consequence of disobedience to the law of the state. He should be reminded that if he has a war ship, the military has intelligence and 25 mines protection war vehicles have just been delivered to the Nigerian Army by the United States of America. He should therefore count the cost of the war he's drumming about before it is too late.
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It's the touts whose lives will be snuffed out in the ensuing retaliation by the government that i pity. One thing is certain, you cannot fight FG and win.

See ur mouth!!! According to you, FG would diversify economy abi? And they would no longer depend on oil ba? Now, I see how useless it is for some Nigerians to go to school!

jimmyolasun:
So how do I believe this story? Any pic of the deceased pls?

Must they show u pics for every story? The sad event took place close to my former street! I know the late young man's dad. Such a promising lad who recently got admission at PTI, Effurun!

Nice thread, Tosyne2much!

wristbangle:
I detest guys who are in the habit of chasing ladies shamelessly at rowdy places such as market and bus terminus as if they are dumb cocks without considering the fact that these ladies will never listen nor give in to their sweet words.

However there are considerable places where once you approach a lady, she will give you the necessary audience hence your love story will start immediately with her.

Such places where you can woo a single lady and will get positive feedback are;

1. Lounge

There is this notion that the kind of ladies you will meet at lounges possess quality personality. The probability to hold a meaningful conversation and receive positive feedback from a lady in such relaxed environment is very high except if she is already taken.

2. Airport

There is tendency for a guy to win a lady's heart in this place if he approaches the lady in a decent manner owing to the conducive and friendly atmosphere. That reminds me of the first time I was about to board an aeroplane, the beauty of laveda caught my attention when I was being attended to by the customer service agent. As a smart guy who cannot resist her radiance, I didn't know when I made the approach to request for her number and since then our love story has been wonderful.

3. Resort/Suite/Hotel

This captivating place provides enough swags for guys to woo a lady, even for those who are too shy to express their feelings on a normal day. I am sure that a lot of couples can testify that this is one of the best places you can meet your love partner.

4. Beach

Apart from the fact this place is a relaxation and fun fair environment, it creates an avenue to meet someone you can have dialogue with. I have lost counts of guys who told me that they met their girlfriends at eleguisi beach, badagry beach, and others.

5. Party

Ladies can bear me witness that guys who are bold enough to woo them during wedding ceremony, birthday parties, get together, etc have become their boyfriend or husband because this place curtail love celebration.

6. Eatery

The chances are high to receive a positive response when you walk up to a lady in this place. Though a guy needs to be clever in order not be seen as an ATM machine/a maga by the lady he wants to woo.

7. Cinema

The tendency for guys to receive a welcoming reply from a lady he approaches in places such as silverbird cinema, ozone, and others is high. This is where our famous and most respected nairaland guys whom are lalasticlala, tosyne2much, emusmith, rapmoney and toks2008 met their girlfriend.

8. Entertainment shows

Places such as concerts and comedy shows are good grounds for guys to catch big fish . The reason is obvious as ladies dress to kill in order to receive compliments and love requests from guys.

Lol! Bro, you wan kill me with laugh o!

But wait o, what about guys wey nor get joy? Guys wey dey vex say pepper nor rest? Does it mean that they would have to go for the methods you condemned since they might not have the resources to be in most of the places you mentioned?

Ray360:
Rapmoney always create insightful thread. kudos! bro.

Thanks. I appreciate!

biz9ja:
Nice Post

Thanks!

Ginaz:
Life will teach you never to be greedy and be like dasuki

You flew all the way from Politics to this place?

JUSTbuchi:
Unthinkable truth

U dey correct!

Lalasticlala, make u never sleep o!

nokiaba3:
nice one op

Thanks!