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jamex93:
Tom and jerry even till tomorrow

...one of the most popular cartoon of our time. Loved by most kids too!

Codyt:
Scooby doo. I even sketch them!!!! !

Hmmm...Scooby! I loved that too. I even have a friend who we still call Scooby till today because of his addiction to that cartoon

Sincerely speaking, I still remember Sesame Street . I remember with nostalgic feelings how we used to watch that nice kiddies entertainment while chewing Fountain (sorry, I can't remember the correct name for this stuff but it looked and tasted like Cheese Balls only that the balls are white).

What's yours favourite childhood cartoon?

lonelydora:
Abeg make una dress small make I join you guys for the seat.



After inside our compound self-training sessions with my father's VW Passat, I decided it was time to hit the streets just to show my friends I'm the newest big boy in town. On getting just outside the gate after about 3 non successful trials, saw my older brother running like Usain Bolt towards the car shouting "icho egbu nmadu" meaning "you wan kill person". He dragged me out of the car not without a heavy slap though. That was how he saved the day for me. Nobody knows what would have happened.

I think the incident helped me to gather morale to perfect my driving skills secretly.

Yeah, I reminisce how it was then to pose with ur papa motor. U would want to show ur friends that u know how to drive a car . Na wa o!

Oya, make una come in...mayor2013, Eyop, cute2peg, lourash, arinzeasika, Akapela, qmd24, Habiolar, toosoon, empron, Fulaman198, Biolargurl, eshadiamond, UncleJudax, Homguy

lomomike and Marpol, please help me move this thread to front page so others can share their stories/experiences. Thanks

chuka5000:
The first time I took a car out on the street after much practice in the compound I was driving a zigzag pattern and other cars were flashing ligths and jumping outta the way for me. I even remember one guy who jump the gutter by the road to save himself.
It was my mums 504 and I was 13 then.
Nice experience.

Hmmm...Chuka>>Aloabam!

ubiquitousade:
clowns

My own driving started inside the compound but i never graduate reach main road

Till today?

Op, u be thief! I created this topic first! WTF!!!

Mods, u guys are biased! Una dey do partial!!! I created this topic and u didn't move it to front page. Thunder dey come for all of una!

Please folks, don't let this thread die. Share your experiences!

importexpert:
I was very young then. Booting . . . .

Guy complete ur experience or...

Mine: I still vividly remember that day...I went to a friend's house to visit when I discovered that his popsy just bought a Nissan Primera. I didn't know how to drive and neither did my friend. Secretly, I have been dreaming of the day I would drive a car . When he asked me if I could drive, I told him I could. He asked me to teach him and I gladly agreed, since his dad wasn't at home. To me, my dreams of driving a car had come true!!! . Person wey wan teach anoda person how to drive nor even sabi drive . Na so we start. After about 10 mins, two teenage boys were seen in a crashed car that hit a fence with the front of the car totally damaged! Radiator burst...fan break...headlights scatter...wheels nor gree roll again.... My friend had to lie to his parents that he was the one that damaged the car. I really felt sorry for him because that night was like a Mortal Kombat brutality in their house . After that unfortunate incidence, I swore I would never crash a car again and so it has been! I have been driving for 14 years now and such has not occured again!!! #NaGodWin#

Share yours too

#SayNoToCohabiting#!!!

redvektor:
I jos hate anyfin delta state very rude set of people

Nor let area hear u o! Deh go flog u till u confess!

kowema:
Make I also add...
Don't ever pick a call at Enere Junction cus dem go thief plus ur ear join. The moment u enter Warri, remove ur gold chain from ur neck ...Advice no be curse

Area!!! U correct!

Area! Area!! Areeeeaaaaaaa!!! I hail o! I created this thread for anyone who is visiting Warri, especially, for the first time. In order for you not to be caught unaware, you need to get to know some facts about Warri which might seem funny but true! Also know that this town is not the capital of Delta State but it is more popular than the capital, Asaba!!! Here we go:

1) Warri people love fight more than quarrel . When you are in the Oil City, stir clear from trouble because you might quickly get up to 10 years beaten out of your life . A Warfi guy fit slap you even before completing the statement 'I go slap you o!' .

2) Don't ever take a 'regular' Warri babe to an eatery on a date!!! Instead, take her to a beer parlor. Before she consumes 2 bottles of beer, she must have gotten high (for babes that take alchohol). If she is not the alcoholic type, say the one that takes maltina, if she consumes more than 2 bottles or cans, na jedi jedi she dey find . Ignore this advice at your risk! If you take a warfi babe to an eatery, be sure that she would want to taste everything that the eatery has on their menu! If you meet the kpako babes, na one chance be dat . Na wickedness warfi girls dey use wack person money finnish for eatery o!

3) If you meet a babe for the first time, try as much as possible to know where she stays before you go to her area to look for her in order not to get 'obtained' (robbed) by bad guys. This is only applicable to the kpako ones sha. Do not go to the following areas if you nor strong like Hankook or Vuga: Alaka, JJC, Ekpan, Orumaro and Jakpa Junction .

4) Unlike Lagos where people scramble to enter commercial buses, Warri is very different. Don't hurry; take your time . When you stop a bus or keke, just stand where you are, the bus or keke will reverse and park in front of you if the distance between you and the bus or keke is much .

5) If you must steal in Warri, make sure you are never caught because if deh catch you ehn, na tyre with fuel go end am! Even if there's no tyre available, a motorist nearby would definitely and gladly volunteer his spare tyre

6) Warri guys are very sharp! Don't take them for fools or else you'd end up being the fool and feeling sorry for yourself .

7) When you are in Warri, you need to be very attentive when people are talking or else you'd end up not understanding a single statement because most Wafarians speak in a rapid way and they hardly pronounce their words completely; 'brother' is 'bra' and 'make I go' is 'maa go'

Oya all my Warfi guys and babes, make una nor dull una guy o!

Op, you must be a compound fool!!!

She looks like a broomstick

#Your acc has been credited with 79, 000.00 NGN# by Akporode Ejaikre This message makes all what the Op listed to look like rubbish!

Lala247:
*sips tea*

*sips tea?* A typical example of poor intellectual capacity . I didn't say this...but I think I saw a thread like that yesterday from a Nairalander

wizzprince:
well i stand to be corrected or proven on this 1. Most comments are from guys even on topics meant for the gals, they are trying to save free mb 2. They hardly call on radio and tv live shows, when ever a gal calls, the presenters are like thank God a lady called finally, saving free airtym 3. They expect guys to bear all the expenses in the relationship,all in the name of he is suppose to take care of me 4. They hardly buy expensive gifts for their man, unless if it is a bribe or they want something greater 5. They hardly call guys and their replys are always brief 6. They expect guys to always celebrate oocasions e.g val day,mothers day,best friends day and they hardly celebrate for guys 7 . They generally believe the men are to die first in every marriage feel free to add yours vote mariamferanmi for miss nairaland. www.nairaland.com/mariamferanmi

I don't understand Are you the person in that picture or just one of the male trolls in this section

Sincerely speaking, I love this post!

Sweetguy25:
The question is, how did these young men lead the country?

It has nothing to do with leadership! When does the average young man in Nigeria get married? Can you compare it with the age young men in the past get married?

Op, corruption, lack of plans for the future and bad governance coupled with the high rate of unemployment are some of the salient reasons for this evil phenomenon

ashson:
What has he done to deserve that?

Haters!!!

Hello folks, please watch out for my new novel titled: 'When A Foolish Boy Falls In Love'. The book was published by Omiragua Publishers, Warri!

midolian:
NONSENSE...I know say na "dem dem" go plenty for the protest.

You pple should stop commiting crimes punishable by death in indonesia..Tell ur brothers to learn how to make money through the right channel. You don't expect pple to bend their rules because U are Nigerians/Biafrans.


ARRANT NONSENSE!



[size=3pt]Bash me all you want, it doesn't invalidate my post[/size]

U are a big fool!!!

All diz people wey dey yab me, make una post una own na make we see!!!

Don't convert office tables to sex beds

Buhari and his crew must be foolish! Instead of thinking of how to create a stable economic environment for Nigerians, they are busy talking of probe and witch-hunting! Worst of all, he is surrounded by thieves like Tinubu and Rothmans Amaechi

olawalepopoola:
Just shut up your sticken mouth! Has he been sworn in! GEJ is our problem

Guy go learn English! Na 'stinking' and not 'sticken'.

This is what happens when your name is on coke bottle but not on graduation list Hehehehe...

I wonder when all these nonsense will end in this fake federation called Nigeria!!! These politicians and public office holders spend their entire tenure fighting, scheming and struggling, forgetting the primary purpose of governance! Truly, the social contract between the 'state' and the 'people' has been bastardized!!!