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jacksparrow1207:
Bros u no go understand
She too dey aggressive. Na her first time tho.
Sotey d slap no do her, she wan choke me join. Lol

ShirelleBaby:
I can't hit any man.

The last one I hit landed in an ICU(intensive care unit).
Since then I have learnt to hold my palms when they itch.

jacksparrow1207:
Nothing!
Even after 2 quick slaps from ma gf lastnight
Still havent gotten over the wave sound in my head/ear

Tandullceblog:
I register my presence

Blackett:
If she's an immediate danger to my life. . . A "kill or be killed" situation.

temitemi1:
Nothing under the sky will make me lay my finger on any lady!

mytime24:
I'm here to read comments

Mynd44:
The same thing that will make me hit any other person..self defense

kilokeys:
i didnt say this o.. dont quote me..

Never ever slap a lady... it would make Headline news..

he slapped me.. oh my gosh..


give her better konk.. she no fit tell her friends na

no girl with swag will go about saying, " he konked me"

tobechi20:
Book space

leke12:
no 5: God is a white man and the devil is a black man. lol

wordcat:
I can't use harsh words on nonentity!
We created god in our own imagine and likeness and not the other way.

wordcat:
May be

elantraceey:
With this kind of mentality you can never find one .

wordcat:
The dude no near anything Omni not to talk of Potent.

He's only what we called try and error!

Misogynist2014:
@bolded, just about 100 years ago, virginity was a virtue, marriages lasted, men and women had balanced their relationship except that they worshipped idols, but this day in Nigeria, immorality is fast growing and women are continuously objectified(nairaland a living testimony), once, you saw a beautiful woman and desired to marry her, but now you desire her for sex, once man's domination over his wife was unquestionable, once women saw submission as a necessity, now its choice. Before, I could place my goods outside, put price tag on it and come back to pick my money. If then I will ask you why? Then you will surely say due to Western influence, don't you know bad company spoils good morals? If God had left man without trying to stop Babel, the bad would have corrupted the good and virtue would have been lost in man's race. Men would have gone after gods and turned against YAHWEH, his creator.

philfearon:
Woow....You tried wella...
but just before I tell you,what do you need it for?

Adsguy:
NYC op

philfearon:
Check my profile and guess..

philfearon:
His rap rests on his life ..Any other thing is just Em being comical as usual...
His best songs are all about his life and struggles(the more reason I love him)....

Revolva:
If you are looking for quick bleeping (please, be wise!), you can go ahead and get yourself hooked to a runs girl for all I care. But if you are looking for a nice, ambitious, focused and omiemieristic grin young woman, then you should observe the following traits of a runs girl, who might just be out there to ruin your entire career and get your whole life messed up!!!



1) A runs girl hardly talks about the future as regards her academic pursuits! By their fruits, ye shall know themgrin How can you claim to be an undergraduate, yet you frown and feel uncomfortable when you discuss with a young man on a date? What would she want to discuss with the guy then? Should it be se.x or how jump from one night club to the other? If you go out with a girl on a date and she frowns at the slightest hint of study, quiz, assignments, exams, research, etc, run away from her! The possiblity that she is a runs girl is very high! Chai!!! Unu ge gbum mmadu grin



2) If she goes on a date with you, observe her responses carefully. The truth is that, she doesn’t want to engage in any intelligent conversation with you. Gush! Intelligent conversations that deal with life’s reality bore her a lot. She is just interested in how much you are ready to give her and where and how soon the bleeping would take place! Run boy, and don’t forget to write a ‘thank you’ letter to me grin



3) Watch her movement in school. They are mostly on and off. They travel a lot…to Lagos to bleep Tomide…to Onitsha to bleep Dike…to Zaria to bleep Haruna…to Warri to bleep Chief Omiragua grin. They are hardly found on campus during weekends except they have ‘clients’ in town!



4) They look very expensive all the time. Though they might be very cheap! As cheap as 500 naira per round! Don’t let their brazilian hairs, expensive communication gadgets (phones, ipads, etc), make-up, artificial nails and eye-lashes deceive you! They are all fake! Try to go see dia papa house; na zinc house! grin



5) You hardly visit them and meet them studying. When would they have time to study when they are busy sending unclad pics to their clients and negotiating meeting points and oloshoristic visits!



6) They always use near-unclad pics as their display pictures on social networks. Those pics where their big butts, boobs and laps are revealed flagrantly! All these are done to sell ‘market’. No decent girl does that.



7) They are the ones that bleep those pot-bellied and goatee lecturers that look like Victor Osuagwu in other to pass exams! No decent girl who is intelligent and knows what brought her to school would do that.



We all know some gurls can pretend to be decent, but the above are clear signs you should watch out for!



God bless everyone reading this post!



Feel free to Add yours.

alberto2k:
bros him no talk am well... I no even understand wetin him dey talk iswear

alberto2k:
Literally, The only question I can see is "can u imagine?"