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olaolulazio:
The person in this pix looks like someone from Enugu State.







They are like that!!

Shut your pile up!!! Zombie!

Many NL members lack creativity!!! All they do is look for a funny or strange pic, post it and add a question or statement to it and the thread is seen on fp!!! Lack of creativity!!! If deh leave una, u nor go fit even use corel draw on a pic!

Women live longer than men because men taker greater risks in life to make ends meet! Most women sit at home (especially in Nigeria) doing nothing...watching African Magic Have you not wondered why the number of male babies in maternities out number females but the world is always having more females than males?

wristwatch:
Hmm Wat made me hit my sis is becos of her excessive nagging and provocative words. Though nah slight pushing of head oo not punch.

Guy, nor tell me say you still dey kira with ur sister o! When I get annoyed by a woman, I find the slightest opportunity to leave the scene as fast as possible, so I won't commit murder

Funmo, you dor take style old for NL o! Since 2008! But I take 6 months take senior you for thus forum. Now, back to the matter, things like like these don't bother me anymore!

asadike:
yes now, if my man na soldier, wetin me I be?

I hail u

Fabdedon:
so nah which matter you carry come put for table make we begin de pieces am

This na Warfi corner. Na beer parlor we dey so...beer and nkwobi must be present. Bar man!!!

iceberylin:
Nah..fools are few

Just because someones doesn't think or act the way the majority of people do, doesn't make them a fool! You should watch how you judge people.

malonephill:
very well bro! I meant I can't and will never hit women, I believe only an insane person with will hit women, even engage in a blow fight his fellow man

You are damn wrong! Its not bad to slap a woman! Its this Christianity of a thing that brought this 'u must never hit a woman trash!' Am not saying you should beat a woman; what I mean is that a woman can be given few slaps sometimes when she misbehaves!

malonephill:
Only when I loose my sanity

When do you lose your sanity and how? Do you know what it means to lose your sanity? I advise you choose your words carefully.

klark3:
Such a curse can never hold sway over your life, because it's bias & arbitrary.

What if she misbehave persistently? Hitting a woman even when she is at fault shouldn't be quick, but when it's getting out of hand, a slap will redress her attitude. Who ever came up with this notion of not hitting a woman, even when she's at fault, was absolutely wrong.

Women are humans, so that makes them fallible, a slap will only awaken her to her mistakes. When u take a casual observation, u'll discover men who condone all manner of abuse from their wife & fails to correct her end up being the woman of the house, hoping she might change.

Not hitting a woman gives her d right to do things with impunity.

God bless u for this post! It shall be well with u!

All Warfarians in the Family section, come in here let's discuss. This is derailers' haven!!! Use slangs freely like say tomorrow nor dey

Forgive my bad manners I didn't introduce myself...heheheh

Na me be the Kpakpandu 1 of Warri, Warfi first son...the only man wey use beans and plantain and soaking garri take celebrate baiday! Abeg, make we leave story for Crown Fm

RottenTomato:
I beat women blue-black!

Na wa o! Some NL members sef...guy, u fit kill ur wife o!

asadike:
by d time I cut off your ears, u go know say na woman soldier wicked pass.

So we have a female military officer in here?

asadike:
We no dey rush, na slow and steady.

Lol

asadike:
what? All boys?

So u don't know anything about ur bf's home? Na wa o!

asuoka:
Lol...make she no hear u ooo...na action woman

Me no dey fear am na!

baffah96:
I'll ask for forgiveness and give her the other side of the face to slap it too

No go die for nothing o!

alberto2k:
First i'd like to ask for forgiveness for posting this here, I didn't have an idea of the right section place this thread

Oya na Calm your nerves and grab a bottle of Orijin as the list rolls on!

1. The Selfie takers: these category of guys comes around when the barber is less busy and not using his mirror, pulls out their phone and start taking selfies, they might be accompanied by friends and might even start taking group selfies, chai! The bad thing be say u go Think say them be customers at first o

2. The phone chargers crew: seriously, ehn... Even with the "phone charged at owners risk"... They'll storm the barbers shop with expensive smartphones ranging from 20k and you'll begin to wonder if they can't afford common 2k power bank

3. The newspaper/TV watchers crew: these set of guys, mainly elderly men comes around everyday, they even take attendance than the barbers, they comes to check the newspapers, watch Tv and argue about APC and PDP, chai! When they come around I dey excuse myself if am less busy examples: temitemi, buygala, enegod

4. The football freaks: these set of guys storm the barbers shop and starts arguing like they're being paid to do it, sometimes even gets into a fight over a heated argument... After matches they storm the barbers shop and starts ranting and yelling about their club's victory or defeat.. Me sef dey join mouth o, Up Man u!

5. The good customers: this is my favorite category, they come, you give them a nice hair cut and they pay and leave e.g Lalasticlala, ronald4lif... God bless these category, una dey make our economy green

6. The mirror check crew: this category of guys can be very annoying ehn, they'll just enter your saloon, check their face in the mirror, use your powder, after-shave and just leave ... Hian! Bastardo! Mtscheew!

7. The family man with kids the family man that comes around with their kids, (cry cry babies) chai! They are so difficult to contain sef... Parents will be yelling at their kids, the children will be crying and the barber is sweating his ass out just to give them a nice cut

8. The show off guy: This ones will just arrive the saloon with a ride, and his bae, e.g naijaboiy with mariaeole, all forming posh and having a romantic convo, the worst part be say the guy no go keep head cuz his attention is divided mtscheeew! I go vex cut you molo one day!

9. The "I dey look for Alberto" crew: different persons coming to look for one popular guy, hian! Like say The saloon na him house?... Mtscheew!

10. The gadget thieves: imagine u go keep your phone and before u say make u bend pick something, your phone don disappear... That's how they stole my BB curve6 fa...and other customers phone, I just dey pray to catch one person one day!

11. The credit and awoof crew these are the broke nuggas that looks like rich customers but after you finish giving them a great haircut, they'll bring out N200 to pay for it, begging you that they'll balance up later.. dude seriously, but you sent Nneka234 and dimples192 N1,500 airtime... Ah! Stinggy human being

12. The self conscious customers this is a category where you'll find the complainers, guys with head like turtle ninja wants to have an afro cut or punk and even after making look good, they'll still complain and be like "bros see here, the carving no sharp... Ehen?u wan make e Sharp ba? Make dem tear ur skin with clipper ba lol! Example: abeg u know of any nairalander with turtle ninja head? king___m

Okay Guys, Which of the categories do u fall into?

Written by Alberto
Barbing is a noble profession
But address me as a Hair stylist

Cc: Naijaboiy
Tallesty
Tosyne2Much
Emusmith
Iceberylin
Fabdedon
Rapmoney
Blackett

I dash u 1 like for the thread. U try wella. Lol at the phone charger crew

asuoka:
Lol...love at first "WORD"...go tru d comments den ull nw her...just observe the comments

Ok, na asadike Hehehe!

sinaj:
mayb d guy slim pass saka abi na kasali sef

U dey believe the babe?

asuoka:
Lol...first of all in my family...all of us that my parents gave birth to are all boys...second wat will make my sister (if I had) to slap a man...it is common for women to argue...ok me and my babe...argued on NL today...dat one kan

Chai!!! U get babe for NL? Wonders shall nefa end!

dajoaneke:
Honestly I can tolerate bullcrap from any babe BUT if you mention my mama u must chop slap before you finish your sentence. #Fact

Heheheheh

asuoka:
No ooo...wat I meant...she said if any of us raise our hand on our wifes...we will have problem in life...cause she sees it as great injustice

Your dad should have done similar thing to your female siblings! **If anyone of you raises her voice or hand on her husband, she will...

jacksparrow1207:
I understand. Like i said, its her first time
But im not gonna tolerate the shii. So i dropped her as.s already

Ok.

jacksparrow1207:
Lol. Im a real hard man. I jst dnt do lady abuse. U think she'd be ok right now if i had retaliated? I dnt think so. Cuz il prolly get her injured
It takes a real G to deal wt such in d manner and way i did

Sparrow, it doesn't mean you should beat your woman, but don't accept abuse from her.

xynerise:
The idea of not hitting a woman when she crossed the line has made them to go extreme. A slap is a caution

To me, I don't see anything wrong in dashing a babe slap whenever her brain malfunctions! Atleast, that will help to restore the brain to the default setting!

asadike:
guy, no they let woman treat u like that jor. I for one will not go for such a man. If u are a man, show me that u are a real man. Shikena.

U be better babe If no be say my mama dor marry one girl for village for me, I for...

asuoka:
Nothing in this world...any man that raise his hand on any woman...is gonna put himself under a curse...my mom placed a curse...so. I can't risk..violence is nvr an answer to evri situation especially relationships

Your mum placed a curse on who? Your dad?

xynerise:
A situation where a woman sent thugs to assassinate me but failed and I saw her on the street the following day.....

I dash u 1 like.

jacksparrow1207:
Im dropping her as.s already. Im nt giving her chance for a repeat

My brother, don't accept abuse from a lady. She should learn how to control her temper too...what's good for Greece, is also good for Uganda

Some married women behave like fools in public! Gush!!! They are very quick to insult a man. Some would even want to raise their hands to hit the man. If u talk, deh go say na person wife. What about the man that has been assaulted? Could he not be somebody's husband?