₦airaland Forum

prelinctus:
Op, you need to get out of that cave of yours, and realise that Nigeria is not just Lagos. Guess you've never been to Abuja or Port Harcourt. Kindly do the needful and change that topic.

Okay; na u dey stay for mansion!

MzMessiTohBadt:
Wen craze no dey worry me

So the peeps whose kids attend these schools are crazy? Is that what you mean?

itstpia8:
not again.


this is why you people cant have meaningful dates that lead to sensible relationships.

Did u drink before posting?

234GT:
Seroiusly, the girl would come to my office and give all sorts of body languages. When I asked her out, she said she is in a serious relationship!
Why should you give me false hope? Like super eagles?

My broda, na so deh be. Giving high hopes

himkers:
For your mind abi?? Runz girl wey dey form saint

You wicked o!

Edusouls:
women were meant to be enjoyed by men, they are God's gift to men, but the devil deceived and made convenant with women and badly polluted their spirit at eden, too baad too late, women turned into a sought of curse and tool of easy downfall of men,beautiful wickedness, perfect deceit, extreme selfishness, and other baad vices took place wholly in their hearts..thats why men are going through hell on earth in the hands of our so called helper, and unfortunately this is how it will be till the second coming of christ...

Thanks for that wonderful sermon. I will come to your church on Sunday

Ayosh:
u don't geddit do u? Do away with d Dr Ruth part will you, even used loosely d word doesn't fit.at all. Cos DAT wud mean anyone who reacts to a supposed 'green light, is an erotomaniac,which is not true. Erotomaniacs misread the cues,make moves on their victims, get told they've misread d cues,get beaten,disgraced even arrested and jailed yet believe still their victims want them.its a psychosis which stays even if ur told otherwise and I refuse good-naturedly that word be used even 'loosely' in the context in question.

Thanks. I appreciate your post!

234GT:
Girls are really a confused set of people. Why give a guy the green light and you eventually turn him down?
This happened to me two weeks ago and and it wasn't funny because I thought getting the girl would be a stroll in the park!

Hehehe

Ayosh:
truly I say to u again, u needn't patronise Africa magic or be a magician to succeed where others fail

I'd rather succeed in making money than succeed in women's issue

veave:
Broooos bros.
Shop noku shop noku.
The oly tin be sey, i nor dey drink that type.
Errm, i fee chop peppersoup sha

Oya make deh give u two plates of pepper soup with all kinds of assorted...liver, abodi, roundabout, floater, shaki!

veave:
Come fes, dey nor dey sleep for una haas?

You dey lie abi? Me dey see an say u be real Warri pikin

Ayosh:
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the scenarios you described above are all patent green-lights and truly I say to u, u will never ever get a better green light from a girl in ur lifetime unless of course she's from yonder. Most guys in those situations would get laid when all is said and done and only a handful wouldnt ,all depends on ur driving skills after you've been shown that 'go' light

U think you are magician that can twist people's mind abi?

veave:
Me nor be waffi oh. Na pass me jos dey pass


Hafa na, wish levels na.

U wan make deh ring bottle for ur head?

veave:
Wish level ona dey nah. Na me be d area mama for dis we thread. Anibodi wey do anyhow go collet am...
Area!!! Eh!

I dey feel u mama!**orders 2 bottles of Orijin for her**

asdfjklhaha:
And stop try to sleep with every girl you come across if u hav no intentions of marrying them! You gat it?

I can't and don't do that

Adamsynox:
Now I get it,So U ve talking about traffic green light since #sips origin#

You are high man! Go take a shower and sleep!

Lagusta:
That no3 is the most annoying....

Hehehe...seems you have experienced it before?

BuddhaPalm:
Pseudo-resistance...

Be relentless. Be like a h0rny he-goat who cannot be denied.

Chai! U harsh o!

Below is a list of the top 6 most expensive Secondary schools in Nigeria...enjoy!

1. British international school, Victoria island
They charge $26,750 + N200,000 annually for a student. This includes boarding facilities, feeding, books,uniforms,textbooks etc. which is about N4,480,000 when converted to naira

2. Lekki British International school, Lekki phase 1.
They charge $19,500 + N200,000 development fee. In Naira, a student pays N4,000,300 per session including feeding,school uniform,hostel, sunday wear and textbooks.


3. Greensprings school, Anthony
They charge a total of N3,185,200 annually for a boarding student and N1,925,200 for a day student

4. Atlantic Hall
They charge as much as N2,270,000 for a student

5. Chrisland College, Ikeja
They charge as high as N2,000,000 annually. Fees can be paid annually or termly but on or before the first day of school. These include registration,tuition deposit,accommodation and feeding.

6. Dowen College, Lekki
They charge N2,000,000 annually for a boarding student and N1,250,000 for a day student.

http://www.dondumex.com/2013/09/most-expensive-secondary-school-in.html?m=1

sinaj:
um...i wish u d xme.
i wnt it with igbo nd witat straw.

So u dey smoke kpoli? I go tell ya papa

LewisO:
[size=15pt]BOOKED!!!

This land is not for sale. Longer-throat buyers beware of 419. [/size]

Okay.

PunkyBrewster:
LOL, it means a delusional person that believes someone is in love with them if they're being nice/friendly.

But you and I know for sure that some gurls take it over the bar! They like to flirt with guys. The fact is that you end up gaining nothing.

PunkyBrewster:
It means she's friendly, not her problem if you're an erotomaniac.

**Am searching for a dictionary**

silvernus0:
if she givs u any of dis nd stil u cldnt woo her den go check urself ,u r 2forward or u lack d aproach

I boldly and confidently say it to you that you are lying

asdfjklhaha:
1. Is it now a crime to be nice to people? If I see you and I greet u, it doesn't mean I want to sleep wit u, the way u guy misinterprete signals at times makes me wonder if the only thing u think about wen u see a girl is just dat hole beneth her legs

2. If I see fine boy for street is it now a crime to look at him?

3. She was bored and wanted to spice herself up, u provided assistance and when she felt satisfied, she decided to take her leave. Sorry u here, used ur over charged konji stricken dic.k to try out another girl.

4. Some guys are naturally funny, u just can't stop laughing when you're around dem, but that shouldn't translate to mean that you're giving him green light. Or is it now a crime to laugh at ur funny jokes again?

Some gurls make it so obvious! Stop flirting with a guy when you don't want intimacy! You gat it?

Cutehector:
lol guy, u nor go understand. Na God finally, no be by my power

I like ur courage sha. Sex is just overrated!

Cutehector:
lol its not today konji has been showin me shege buh i dnt hav any choice dan to live wit it. I just dnt wana hav any regrets should I get laid

Shuo! E mean say u nor dey fiok? Guy u dey try o!

cyprianlah:
really who can

Abi u d understand them?

For where? Whosai!!!

Dioxidane:
It's one of those things, it could be to your benefit though...
A 'friend' met a girl at a party, they clicked immediately, they exchanged contacts, the guy invited her to his house, he convinced her to pass the night, they watched movies, he
made 'moves' severally, she declined vehemently with all
girlish rants (you know them) and he was mad at her 'cos as
you know, Konji na bastard. To cut story short, he later
found out she was HIV positive. So like I said earlier, those
kind of 'eff ups' could be to your benefit (sometimes)...

My guy, make we leave story for Crown FM abeg!

Cutehector:
Its so annoyin eh. Nowadays I dnt even chyke ladies anymore. I just see dem and let dem be

Hehehe...konji fit show u shege o!

cyprianlah:
Who can ever understand the feminine??


i say nobody!

My guy, you can't just understand them

Guys, how many times have you experienced this situation?

1) She greets you at all times of the day with sexy smiles and you think she is in love. You approach her and she turns you down painfully

2) She never fails to stare at you in an erotic way whenever you see her in the street...you feel you would easily bleep her. You approach her and she fall your hand by rejecting you outrightly in all ramifications My guy would be like:'WTF...I thought I looked like Trey Songz to her!!!'

3) You met her at a party. She danced seductively with you! Holding you, giving you 'ukwu' lavishly. Your joystick come whisper to ur brain like:**'I must fiok dis babe today'** Oya, time dor reach to go house...next thing u see one short ugly dude with a Toyota Venza and she says: 'That's my boyfriend, thanks for keeping me company, take care!'

4) She laughs at all your jokes and always seems happy when she is with you , U come chyke her and she tells you she is not interested! Say she is into a relationship! My guy go be like: 'Shuo! I feel say the babe dey trip for me o!'

Chai!!! Women...deh nor fit understand una at all
You can share yours!