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Lightmykpoli:
I know how to play the keyboard and I used to know how to make beats using reason way but things have changed and I want someone to show me the basics of FL but I'm open to other apps. Lessons will be via video call and I would pay 40k.

If you can do the job in a day then even better. I think two hours is enough if you are a good at training people.

Comment or send a DM if you know how to make beats and can tutor. I don't care if you make shit beats, I got my own rhythm 😁😁.

Lastly the offered amount is reasonably negotiable.

I can teach you real good.

I can teach you efficiently and effectively.

KCee of Five Star Music featured One Republic in his recently released song 'Ojapiano' (Remix).

Watch the official video here:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC-mt-yGvvs

Check out the official video of 100 Million by ODUMODUBLACK Ft Tiwa Savage. Nice video, nice song.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts8keLThN_s

This hot banging afrobeat instrumental will make you write a song in 10 minutes. It is free for upcoming afrobeat singers.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQj4QaL8kps

The economy is really biting hard on Nigerians. People easily get irritated these days. Watch the moment two women fight at Fidelity Bank ATM in Enugu.

The woman on yellow top was on the queue but decided to enter the banking hall to resolve an issue. When she came out, she was not allowed to join the queue as she was told by the other woman to go and start afresh. She didn't take it lightly and they started fighting. The security personnel was rough handled in the process.

Source: WarriParrot


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnfiJ9JAw98

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scK6RRYEiUY

Check out the video of Egwu by Nigerian talented singer, Chike Ft. Mohbad

Great visuals

Malroux:
Onanuga and BATists will tell you that this particular size is 56 thousand naira in Ghana so you should be happy to buy it at hundred naira here. What an amazing people.

Lol. Bros you too funny. 56k

[quote author=Oloki post=128683831][/quote] Shuorrrr!!!

I went to the market to buy Akpu two days ago because I was very hungry for swallow food but the size of 100 Naira Akpu (fufu) has been giving me sleepless nights. This used to be my favourite swallow. I kept turning on the bed restlessly last night each time I remembered the size of Akpu that goes for 100 Naira now.

Abeg, wetin dey happen for Naija? Abi na to migrate to Gambia or Gabon? I don't really know what this country is turning into.

na so the size of 100 Naira Akpu be for una area?

I remember eating in this same restaurant in 2018. Then, the food was just NGN350. Today, I visited same restaurant and same food I used to eat now cost NGN1000. One small fufu wey nor even reach small pikin fist and meat wey nor even reach small agbalumo. Only 4 hands of swallow I took and the whole fufu was gone. Na vex I take comot from the restaurant.

How do low income earners in Nigeria survive? It is really terrible out there. Many Nigerians now spend their monthly income on food!

For some days now, the Nigerian online space has been filled with news concerning the alleged atrocities of late Temitope Joshua aka Prophet TB Joshua. It is pertinent to note that I have observed, times without number, the manner in which many Nigerians pass judgements. We usually react to issues and pass judgements on events based on sentiments and all manner of emotional attachments.

Within these few days, I have seen people make videos and post online where they vehemently and authoritatively defend the late pastor that he was never involved in the acts that the accusers have alleged he was involved in. I have seen these people defend the late pastor with so much confidence that makes me wonder if we as humans are being rational and realistic when we vouch for people that we don't even know their true nature deep inside, apart from what we see outside of them. Don't get it twisted here. I'm not saying the events that played on BBC have been found to be true. What I'm saying is that you cannot defend something you don't know or fully understand. We as humans can only vouch for ourselves and not for others because what you think it is might not be what it is.

People who were close to the late prophet have come out to say these were the things the man did. You sitiing in your house that is hundreds of kilometers away from the Synagogue could not have known the man better than them. Why defend what you don't know? If a sibling of yours was involved in the alleged atrocities, I am very sure that by now, you would have thrown away that ill-fitting religious garment you have used to blindfold yourself.

Most times, an injustice only becomes a crime to many Nigerians when it affects them either directly or indirectly.

We should be pushing for further investigation into the matter to ascertain whether the late prophet is falsely being accused or if the alleged atrocities were actually committed. Whichever way the pendulum swings to, both parties (TB Joshua's family/Synagogue and the accusers) can seek redress and compensation at the court of law.

If the events that played on BBC had been about a late Bhuddist leader, an African herbalist or a leader from any other group, I bet you, many of these folks would have been screaming and calling on the government to destroy their place of worship.

Religion is meant to make us create and mantain a relationship with the Creator. It should not make us to become stupid and shallow.


Cc: Seun, Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Nlfpmod

freshkpomo:

I had to correct your dumbness for Future threads.

When you're done correcting your papa, you can come back to this thread.

freshkpomo:

Every yam and beans is now slay queen. Do you even know what it means to be a queen? You all are dumb.

If you weren't dumb, you wouldn't quote me.

Some of these kids who have stayed abroad for years return to the country during festive periods such as Christmas. Deh nor get fear for the gods

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Two Nigerian slay queens were captured twerking for a masquerade in a community in Enugu State. Do you think this is right? Do you think this is an abnormal act as regards to the African traditional culture?

Michael, son of the veteran actor, Emeka Ike has said that he is dead to his father and he does not need anything from him anymore.

Michael disclosed this during an interview with Chud on podcast, in reaction to his father’s video where he spoke about his family affair.

IKe’s son who stated that he was trying to make peace with his father said, “When I watched the video I was like God this is insane. Is this the person I want to form peace with? I was wondering what was going on. This family is trying to reason if they can get her to talk to him. I was thinking there is something we can get out of it.

“I told my sister to get to understand how things should play out. I’m not trying to dictate but my father felt I was dictating for him. I was trying to tell him what should happen in this incident. There should be peace somewhere.”

Michael then expressed his displeasure with the way his father was talking about their private affairs.

“I told him we need to talk. I added that I’m not happy about the way you’re talking about our private affairs. Can you just stop it? And I had to tell him the disrespect he left on the family. I decided that this not the kind of person I should have respect for,” he said.

Michael who condemned his father attitude noting that Ike told him he will never prosper.

“The next morning I create ten minutes film. He sent mail to me, it’s not the first time, he had always sent mail to insult me. He said, ‘you’re doing music, you will never prosper. Don Jazzy will never see you. If I see you on the side of the road, I will spit on you", he disclosed.

Asked what he wanted from his father, Michael retorted, “I’m dead to my father, I don’t need anything from him.”

Emeka Ike’s marriage to Suzanne Emma faced allegations of battery, leading to its dissolution by a Lagos Island Customary Court in 2015.

Emeka Ike, while speaking during a live interview on Rubbin Minds, Channels TV, asserted that his marital issues got him depressed for a very long time.

He revealed how his ex-wife, Emma, made him lose all his properties.

“My secondary school, St Nicolas College on CMD road, Magodo, was shut down, over N480m investment shut down that year, and all I heard was constant battery.

”I was always saying, common I never beat this lady, I went on air, called her, ‘saying babe, do I beat you, but then they said, you are a star and they can always manipulate things and all that.”

“Later I discovered that she was actually the one behind the whole thing”.

“You have to be a very successful man to be a woman beater, , because no carpenter or poor man is a woman beater,and there are people like Iyabo ojo to back them up,” he added.

While speaking with journalists, Emeka Ike opened up about challenging moments in his life, including struggles in his marriage and clashes with fellow Nollywood actors.

Source:
https://punchmetro.com/im-dead-to-my-father-says-emeka-ikes-son/

Jeon:
Example, Those eyeglasses are still available in Market.


Unless you don't visit a nearby school. Kids still dig ground even in a compound with sands.

OK. I thought you were talking about the toy guns that came before knockouts and bangers.

Sonnobax15:

No be lie...

I just came across a similar photo we took way back in the 90's,on an Xmas day......

Even the coat wey me and my brothers wear make me laugh so hard . I wonder who taught those tailors and seamstresses those award winning styles

Gone are those days cha............I remember the first Xmas when my father bought fancy shoes for us instead of our regular sandals....Out of over excitement,I brought it out to show off to my friends...... Unfortunately little did I know my father was busy watching me all those while, from upstairs .......That was how a huge knock landed in my head and he also ended up seizing the shoes.....

Abi na those times wey we go stroll go our aunts and uncles houses . And settle down chop stew rice,cuz jollof rice and fried rice wasn't common as at then... At the end,na who we visit him/her Uncles dormot pass wey give us money go get the highest amount of money when the money is being shared

Your mind dey there my bro.

Jeon:
All those things you mentioned are still available,but location matters.

I haven't seen them in years.

If you grew up as a Nigerian kid in the 80s and 90s, you can surely relate to this. Fondest memories.

Please share your 80s and 90s Christmas experiences as a kid.

Few days preceding Christmas, we used to shoot toy guns with pipes gotten from old abandoned refrigerators. This was before knockouts and bangers were introduced. We would add the head of a matchstick and fire with a loud sound. Some kids used to dig the ground to make a particular spoon shape and pour hot led gotten from condemned battery to make a loud sounding device called 'Agadagbo'. Old Bendel kids can relate.

Cmanforall:
Sad. RIP

If indeed this is true, it is high level of negligence.


Wait...

The woman spent 14 days in the hospital
No appendectomy was done...

Is the hospital actually managed by a medical doctor?

Why send a patient for an MRI and didn't first even do an Ultrasound scan?

I taya my brother.

Rip to her. So sorrowful. But what type of negligence is this?

TemplarLandry:
Childish epistle.
Learn life.

I no send you, baba. Maybe to you, learning life is all about littering every thread on Nairaland with meaningless comments.

This is just a piece of my opinion which is based on the realities on ground. Nigerian men should not lower their guard when it comes to dating and marriage. We compromise too much when it involves romance, especially among our Eastern brothers.

Arinze, you dey hustle since you graduate in 2010. You don toil sotay the skin for your palms don hard like Okpella granite. Now, Baba God don show you love small, come bless you with comfortable life. The first thing you did was to pick a girl from a financially weak background for dating or marriage because of big yansh and breasts. You polished her and has also done a lot for her family. Let me tell you, that same girl and her family would not accept you if you weren't comfortable.

In Nigeria, it's only bad for a man to be broke and not a lady. Broke men are useless while broke women are angels.

If you are a man who has struggled very hard to achieve comfort for yourself, you need a class of woman who will complement your status and not just anybody because that same anybody no go send you if you no get bread.

The only women that should be deserving of your financial generosity should be your mum and sisters. Except she is a girl who has supported you of which I know it is very scarce to see in Nigeria. Getting a Nigeria girl who can support you, even if it is shikini these days is like betting on Enugu Rangers to beat Manchester City and still expecting to win.

Na as e be me for mind I talk am. I know say this post fit vex some people.

AllBlack:
interesting.
Many modern day jobs will become outdated with the coming of 5G and AI.
while you are waiting for the "trumpet" to sound, don't forget to make yourself relevant.

Braaaa!!! Lol @trumpet

Una go fear jobs

Source:
https://www.historydefined.net/professions-that-no-longer-exist/?fbclid=IwAR3a8qKEjDzv00c-BLDza37SFaOHemI-d2BH-82GLQtsQ327HWHMmIbSB08

10. Groom of the Stool
This job may be one of the strangest thus far, but someone had to do it.

The Groom of the Stool was responsible for speaking with the King and providing them with the essentials they needed to go to the bathroom.

In addition, they would supply the monarch with towels, water, and a washbowl to finish his business.

It’s still debatable whether the Groom of the Stool wiped the King’s butt, but there is no definitive proof on this one.

The Groom of the Stool would also empty the chamber pot.

Going to the bathroom was extremely private, and the position was necessary since the Groom also acted as a confidante to the leader.

Under Henry VIII, The Groom even monitored the King’s bowel movements to ensure he was in good health and, if not, spoke to doctors to remedy the situation.

Eventually, this position evolved but never lost value; most could attribute a financial advisor to a Groom of the Stool.