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Baddestguyp:
church is the worst, after clubbing during weekends, some girls will form holy holy on Sunday

98% of the girls you meet in club on Sunday night attended church with a big Bible in the morning of that same day.

Baddestguyp:
church is the worst, after clubbing during weekends, some girls will form holy holy on Sunday

That's why it topped the list.

samflexxy:
me 2 na from delta o

Correct man!

samflexxy:
heheheh nice adage jor make sense na igbo you be ne?

Yea! And proudly raised in Warfi

Raymondenyi:
I love it when I see threads like this, it is most suitable for men like me.. op u on point, I totally agree with You, u correct, I just hope boys will be reasonable to see n know this.... n grow into man, I have started shoving parasites n cankerworms from my body, n I think I m a better man today, as a female , n we re not benefitting anything mutually from ourselves den u re on ur own....

Thanks...peeps like you keeps us going on NL.

samflexxy:
my brother I just dey jor and your self?

I dey kampe. No mata the weight of elephant, e nor fit cause earthquake

brito:
I just woke up, nice one

Thanks

samflexxy:
True talk op you're point (y)

Samflexxy, how far na?

dechandel:
Word bro

Thanks, Miss.

UchihaMadara:
...but I have never seen big butts were they are selling shaki

Maybe I go to the wrong market.

Sure, big butts do sell shaki, abi na shoki?

samflexxy:
Don't agree with you op

You can find a wife any were even In an ashawooo house

Na u go still waka come NL with another user name with 'Please Help: My Wife Has Slept With All My Friends!!!'

UchihaMadara:
Lol! Shaki? Roundabout?

Guy, be serious.

Why won't I be serious, bro?

brito:
Hmmmmm....following

Madam, I think say u dor sleep

mentorandfriend:
Real women are getting scarce everyday. One needs to start early to build friendships with nice ladies when they are still young, and not wake up in your thirties and start looking for a wife. You will most likely meet those who have been bleeped countless times, who have been in and out of dozens of relationships and are now willing to play the fool to deceive you into marrying them. They now need a man for keeps after they have had enough fun in their best years. Men start early. The younger the lady, the better. And most of all, be prayerful in your search for a wife. You need divine direction.

The ones you mentioned are the first in church on Sunday morning! Truly, God should be involved. Chineke, zokwa anyi o!

UchihaMadara:
I object!

You can find her/him anywhere and what is "body parts"?

Body parts are shaki, liver, floater, abodi and roundabout

patrickdarlins:
as i see the church own...afraid catch me!!

So, you dey find wife for church?

Before I begin, please e-warriors, this is my personal opinion through close observations, experiences from close friends and relatives and a little bit of personal experience

Often times, young men make the mistake, thinking that they would meet their better half in the under listed places. Remember, two worst things than can happen to a man are: (1) not having money to take care of your family (2) marrying a bad and wayward woman!

Let's go!!!

1. The Church: it will surprise you to know why the church happened to be my first point of call. Reason: the church is often but erroneously seen as a haven for good wives. False!!! Most of the young girls you see in churches are still the same peeps most of us see when we go to clubs on Sunday evening! An average Nigerian girl goes to church on Sunday morning, comes back by 12pm, eat, pings a little, answers some phone calls, then zooms off into thin air. The next time you see her would be the following day There are exception to these type of young women; yea, those ones who are from a decent and God-fearing family and who have decided to tow the family line are exceptions. You should see what most these girls that call themselves church girls do after service. Am not saying that you can't get a good wife in church, all am saying is that don't go to church with the purpose of getting a wife. I know some men are desperately searching for wives; they are ready to go anywhere, even to a babalawo's house; though, the females are mostly guilty of this, searching for rich husbands If you are a young man that wants a wife and attends a church, make sure you know her personally (attitude-wise) and not because she attends church too. If you go f-up, my guy, you might come here asking me 'How do I turn a hoe into a good wife?'

2. The Bar/Beer Parlor: We are Nigerians and we live in Nigeria. We all know bars/beer parlors are commonly visited in the night or late evening. I know some men can be so foolish! You meet a girl at the bar at night, two or three weeks later, you are taking her to see family members! As what? As a wife? You must be joking! Since bars/beer parlors are normally patronized at night, what would a decent lady be doing at that place by that time? If she came with a guy, bro it means you would be trying to take someone else's girl. That's not good, bro. Na naija we dey. Nor be yankee wey a young woman fit stroll enter any bar or club on her own to catch fun.

3. Clubs: Some men dey crase o! You see girl for club, carry am, come juba am...the thing come sweet you...you come say you wan marry am. Abi? After getting married to her, just make a signpost and hang it at your gate which would read: 'BROTHEL HERE - CHECK IN FOR HOT intimacy' because that's what she would turn your house into. The fact is that people don't easily change from their bad habit as it is easy to learn a bad habit. I know most would say 'Responsible men don't go to club to look for wives' but the truth is: 'Even responsible men go to clubs sometimes, and they may be misled by yansh, brea.sts and the likes.

If you are looking for a wife, don't be desperate. Calm down...meet the nice ladies out there who you see are hard working; they could be in one profession or the other (not the ones whose professions are anonymous). Chat simply on anything you feel would interest her, go on steady with her...as time goes on, you would know the real type of person she is - her dreams, vision and attitude to life!

4. Body Parts : Looking for a wife in body parts? I laff well well because dis one still join the wrong places o! True, some young men look for wives in body parts! If you are carried away by how big the yansh is, how luscious the boo.bs are, or how straight the legs are, without considering attitude, character and family background (as regards God-fearing, peace and stability in the family), I am sorry Old Nick is your friend

Just from the baddest Warffi boy!!!

Feel free to add your own experiences and observations.

Peace!!! Two fingers up!!!

2SWT:
very true


life is too short to be dating someone who can't add anything meaningful to your life

Glad you understand

mirexxx:
make sense

Thanks Sis

cutieberie1:
true..i agree
op are u a boy or a man

My thread should be able to tell you.

Chimarto:
Reasons not enough

How many reasons do you need to believe the truth? Better believe now o

dasrackhor:
My Belle don burst wit laugh ooooo....Dis op wan kill me ooooo...Abeg call name jhor make d thread dey more lovely and interesting...

Bros, I for do am o, but diz mods dey vex; trying to be of my best behaviour

chimerase2:
Nna dis is coolu kwa

Are you a man or a boy? Indicate.

This thread is not for boys but men. A recent encounter I had totally changed my mind and made me become more resolute to keep away from ladies whose only contribution to the relationship you are having with them is intimacy. Most guys will tell you that they aint dating a prostit.ute. The fact is: You are dating a pros** if you date the following type of women:

1. If you are dating a girl who you always give money to in order for her open her legs for you, you are dating a pros**!!!

2. If you are dating a girl who doesn't contribute any meaningful thing to the relationship except intimacy., then you are dating a pros** Be careful, else she ruin your entire life. Mehn, what's the difference between your girlfriend and a pros? A pros will definitely not give you anything worthy. She will only offer you intimacy when you 'tender' her something.

3. If you are dating a girl who does nothing...not schooling, not learning a trade or business, or not working, you are surely dating a pros. How did she afford those expensive Brazilian and Peruvian hairs? Have you bothered to ask her? What about the expensive gadgets? And her papa dey stay zinc hosue o!

This is 2015! Common!!! Date real women that can contribute immeasurably to your life. Who said a woman can't help you in your job hunt or support you sometimes when you are broke?

Leave the above mentioned type of girls for boys and start dating real women, not pros**

Happy weekend!!!

falcon01:
hehehe .... were d next one

Oya, make una take dis one. Wetin be the name?

ClintonNzedimma:
Haha..dem catch me

Lol...bro, thank God you know

ClintonNzedimma:
yes oh...thanx for the like.

Woman-wrapper!

ronald4lif:

OP I agree with others except number 3, 6, 9. Those three points has one meaning and it's woman wrappering. How many times has a guy offered to pay tfare to a guy he just met on the bus or how many times has a guy offered to buy something to a random guy at a shopping mall. WW has no other name bro

Bro, truth dey dis your comment sha. Ur opinion correct!

Nos. 1 and 2...very annoying. if I look some girls ehn, e go be like say make I break dem like stick! Both some wen dey very ugly and local go still dey form.

Pls, I want to know if others are also experiencing this. Whenever I click 'like' on a comment or post, it takes me to another page entirely. e.g another page opens. What's the problem? I dey vex like this so o!

charix:
Support his music then by buying his album

Some cd shops I went to have ran out of copies. Most didn't even know Black Magic! That shows you how shallow most cd sellers are. They are not even music lovers. I think my next thread will have something to do with that!