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Unibenstudent:
Why e be say somepeople dey behave like say na their papa get nairaland,Dem go dey monitor ur every move like monitoring spirits,seriously can u guys like be free and do what ur mind tells u to do,u come here to drink panadol for another man headache,bro nairaland no be government get am na se.UN osewa the nice guy get am,if u hate what we boys do,u can go to Facebook and twitter and instagram.

Sharrraaaappp!!! I thot you were still sleeping

brito:
why are you awake? I want to do something now so I won't sleep

Babe, don't derail this thread o!

Falcon01, where you dey na? Provide the answer to that small winch wey you bring as animal

samflexxy:
Op you are blessed ijn



Nice thread tell em woman wrapper o make emm abstain

Dem dey there dey do e-luvy luvy and one correct dude dey bleep hell out of the girl

Sometimes, na konji dey cause am. Some of these dudes have not bleeped for the past 3 years!

valmunich:
I fell asleep while reading thi

Don't tell me you are among them?

nickz:
You just made my morning.....hahahahhahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahah

Bros, na my mind I speak so. If I lie, make I suspend for air!

redcliff:
Lmao..... i know the kind of men boyz in d romance section.. they left 2go and decided to putch their tents here.. damn!!!!

And the females too.... most of them are nothing to go by.. hehe.. someone would hate me fr this but wtheck!!!

Left alone, most of these ladies are love-starved but mugu guys go just make dem dey form rabbish.

It is a pity that most guys in here have decided to lower their standards, stooped so low, threw away their masculine dignity, etc just to attract females' attention, which in reality, is highly elusive. This phenomenon has succeeded in dragging many innocent guys into a state that they never bargained for. It is true that some men can create a situation that would make women feel somewhat superior to you; not necessarily caused by you, but you may suffer it if decide to be the scapegoat. It now becomes necessary for you to define your personality so that they know you don't tolerate bullshi.t!!!

Here are ways most guys fall their hands and paint their fellow male folks with shi.t:

1. Opening accounts with the names of females they have crush on! Thank God it is crush, and not love, because I wonder how possible it would be to love someone you have not seen. You want to open accounts with lady's names? Common man! Have you lost your identity? As soon as you do that, you have given your identity to the e-crush. Whatever you do now centres on her. The hard fact: she doesn't give a damn about you; she surely has a boyfriend who bleeps her in real life! You are just an e-loverboy Give yourselves dignity. A real woman appreciates respect; a small girl appreciates flattery. So why flatter?

2. Derailing nice threads because an e-crush is on the thread: Silly! Does that call for it? If you want to talk to her about your living-in fool's paradise love, why don't you pm her? Must you announce indirectly to everybody that visits the thread that you are crushing on her? You belittle yourself when you show how desperate you are ready to stoop so low, at the slightest opportunity. Women nor dey una area again? I just wonder whether these guys are monks that live in monasteries!

3. Begging a lady on a thread: Come off it boy! You need 24 strokes from a cane soaked in Cameroonian pepper. The moment you do this, the girl sees you as an emotionally weak dude. It would surprise you to know that these ladies are being approached by dudes in real life, day in, day out. If they could turn down these dudes and often times, fool them, what about you...an ordinary e-boyfriend? You deserve cane!!! You wan make diz girls dey feel one-thing one-thing for where real dudes dey abi?

4. Pretending to be Mr. Nice Guy when a lady insults you: Some dudes, will foolishly reply a lady who calls them names like 'goat' or 'slowpoke' with 'O, baby, but you know I was only joking na'. Nansense!!! You must not necessarily insult her in return, but it is very important that you make your position know that you don't tolerate insults and you wouldn't want her to try that, by any means again; that's if you want to act as a 'gentleman' But if na guy na e try to correct you, you go dey rain insults on his entire family. You dey fall your hand, bros!

5. Bashing Rapmoney when he tells you the truth: if I tell you the truth and you come dey bash me to win women attention, bros, you dey fall your hand, big time! Am just a brother and not a hater.

Please, note: I am not hating on anyone; just words from a concerned broda because most of these ladies will see it as you not being able to meet and date women offline.
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I didn't mention names even though I would love to do. I know the mods' van is on patrol...waiting to ban me if rules 2 & 3 are violated

KELVINXY:
Puff adder

Yea, you get am! One cold Origin for you!

Rest in peace to my kid sister, Amaka who died on the 3rd of October, 2003...she was the last; a lovely and amiable person. Still remember how she would dance around the house when dad would buy her stuffs from work. So many tears in my eyes...I weep.

falcon01, the animal you presented is a young koala. Am I correct?

REUBEN010:
That should be Python sebae i.e rock python

Na lie! Nor be python.

falcon01:
f9

Lol...omo the creature no be here o!

falcon01:
Oya take my own *watching in 3d*

That should be a vampire bat from South America. I get am?

hannesy:
bt is scary na

Yea, I know...and annoying too.

flinton:
Viper

Na lie! You no get am.

Okay, now who can say the name of this snake? Winner is free to present us with his/her own.

CyrusXandria:
Am lost,then am not sure anymore.

Never mind bro, we are all learning

Oya, falcon01, where you dey o! We dey wait for you. Present us with your and let the game continue.

alizenbohr:
Yeah, just googled it.
Its a SKINK - Scientific name : Scincidae

Thanks...happy someone else has confirmed it. No mind olodo pipo wen say na monitor lizard

Feel free to present us with yours

CyrusXandria:
Too much superstition led me to find out more about it.Its a glass lizard.Reason most think its a snake is cause they mostly don't have legs.

Bro, it is not! Look at the pic again. The creature you see has legs - it is a skink! Learn o! I myself, am also a learner. We all learn everyday!

menix:
Broz u can lie oo..
Ow animal go get 3 name .. Chaii u sure no b frm dis animal dey dem get skunk...

Am very sure its dis animal dat deceived Eve 2 eat d 4bidden fruit in d garden..
So I will call it serpent Lizard..

Bros, learn now while you still have the opportunity to. I just told you the correct name in English.


...Waiting for the winner.

If winner doesn't bring his own on time, anyone on this board could come up with his/her own!

KELVINXY:
No lies
Nothing scares the shit out of me in the village than that thing(cus i don't knw the name till now)

You see! This is how we learn!

Efostick:
olodo peepx!!! aint this a....














































MONITOR LIZARD

Your olodoism has been revealed publicly This nor be monitor lizard!

ramdris:
Salamander

You failed!

So, the creature's name is a five lined skink, a specie of the skink family! Very annoying creature sha...especially, when it finds its way into your bedroom