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Ipledge:
you won spoil my name,God pass you

Natifa:
So dats it! This dude started with the promise promise approach and when i told him that i was too young to get married, he now switched to the situational approach. There i told him i wasn't every body, i was me! Now he's taking me on a guilt trip. Telling me that i've rejected him. Hmmmm am grateful 4 this post cos that guilt approach was really getting at me. But now that i knw its all a mapped out plan, i wil knw how to handle it. Thanks op. U jst saved a life!

You sure say your head correct so? Because of wetin the Op post, you come dey say e dor save your life? If dem bleep you, you go die?

Ipledge:
You won know their location so you can know thee one u will wrap,..they do that because of people like you

Ipledge...woman wrapper! I know say u go dey here

Sometimes my mind drifts back to those silly things some elderly ones told us why we were still growing up. Now I know how stupid and ignorant such people have been for inculcating so much rubbish in our young and open minds!!! Below are some of them:

1. That God is going to play everybody's video clip on the life they lived on earth during judgement. Ehn? Na so? So God dor turn movie producer? I bet you, before God go play everybody video clip wey dey stay for my area finish, e go tire sef Now I know that idea is pure crap! I just wonder what means the videos would be played DVD or VCD? If it is DVD, then what make? Would it be Samsung or Sony? Or maybe, a projector with a good use of Microsoft Powerpoint

2. That Hell is underground and heaven is located in the sky. The fact: heaven and hell have much to do with the mindset. Heaven can only be found in the heart of a man; so also is hell! some ignorant people even went as far as telling us that if the ground is dug deep, cries of people under torture in hell would be heard Nansense! If you dig the ground very deep, na water and more water u go see.

3. That there is a big book called 'book of life' and another one called 'book of death'. God would look at the books to see if your name is in the first one or the second one. If your name is on the first, he sends you to heaven and to hell if your name is in the second one! Trash!!! If God is omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent as we are told, would it not be possible for God to know where one is going to without opening any book?

4. That there is a very thin bridge between heaven and hell. One would be in heaven and see those in hell and vice versa. Rubbish! I need a photograph to verify this; not a photo shopped pic

It pains me that some adults still believe these trash till today and they end up selling these to the kids! Young minds being deceived...my sympathy!

Feel free to add yours.

Happy Sunday peeps,
I know say Mama Idemudia go vex if I nor go shursh but I nor send!!!

ggrin:
I get hit on by lots of guys. One went as far as to insult me when I declined his date offer last night. I've had some telling me how much they love yoruba culture just to impress me, yet they don't even bother to look up the history behind what they're talking about . One guy told me he learned yoruba with the hopes of getting a yoruba wife. How pathetic.
Some guys are hot, but why so desperate? Is it because we(yoruba girls) look better than girls, have better bodies? We also have prettier hair unlike girls with thin hair.

Attention seeker! Did u collect permission before using 'desperado' in ur thread? That word has a copyright licence and I own it on NL!

onila:
didnt you see the post, where I said, strictly black

Ok. U get luck! I feel say u wan run dem black boys down before Oya, nor vex.

Onila and co! Bunch of attention seekers on NL!!! I love ma naija guys...they are smart and sharp; never intimidated by small talk from peeps like onila

donphilopus:
You see this my precious iPhone 6?!

https://media.engadget.com/img/products/519/b53w/b53w-800.jpg

I would rather throw it into this creek:

https://www.gratistodo.com/contenido/fondos/windows/Creek.jpg

Than to vote this clueless Jonathan.



#IHaveDecided
#FeBuhari14th
#GMB/PYO

You blind fool! GEJ doesn't even need ur stinking vote to win. Baskard!!!

iceberylin:
Frustrated dude

Where u!!! Leave the dude alone...nothing concern u

I nor fit laff o!

lukaino:
Female Drivers driving like they wanna prove a point to their male counterparts........ very annoying.
They'll never give you right of way even when it is absolutely necessary
They make dangerous entrance into major roads without watching carefully
They see every male driver as a threat
in fact, their sins are too numerous to mention.....

Nice one...I experienced sumtin similar this afternoon while going to deliver sumtin for my boss.

ChristyG:
who told this suberu girl that lagos is more populated with ibos,where did u get that sh1t stats from,dont be deceived by d useless numbers nl ibos write here,dere is nothing like dat..if u looking for ur ibo guy,move to east where majority of them are,lagos is not iboland,dont get it twisted

Why do u like fooling urself? This ur hatred for Igbos is what is going suffocate u to death one of these days!!!

ronald4lif:
Lol! Okay, nwa afor brain and warri over sense put together

No wonder you are one of the very few brothers here who doesn't woman wrapper about

Thanks bro! You too much!

chiggiee:
lol at me being the "indecent one". i wish i was because it seems these days they are the ones getting hooked up to the good guys..

Ok, am an Igbo guy. Oya come make we marry

Not forgetting that am decent too

ronald4lif:
So you be nwa afor sef

I thought you are from Warri

I be original nwa afor o! Repping Imo State...grew up in Delta State and raised in Warfi

Op, there are so many nice and decent Igbo guys in Lagos! Who told u there are none? Or is it that u are the indecent one? Repping Igbo guys to the core!!!

brightmexy:
.... bros i do wonder how short-memoried some Nigerians can be. because they feel discomforted they want 'change'. not minding whether they are jumping from frying pan to fire .

I always tell people that Buhari is not and can never be an alternative to Jona's government. Buhari is wasted!!! Oya, who e pain, make e go boil granites!!!

eponnla:
fff

I just wonder why u peeps hardly use ur brain! Look at the rubbish u typed...someone could have used that space to post something reasonable.

Majority of Nigerians have very short memory. After all the nonsense Buhari did during the military era, some fools still have intention of supporting him! Now I know that truly, a fool is born every minute in Nigeria.

Copy and paste!

holycrown7:
my guy this is a nice work, people who are yet to realise themselves may not appreciate this, and on a serious note we all need it, in an environment like ours, almost everyone can fall victim of anger, people around, economy, even government can make you mad. All of us have this issue, only at different level. Promise to add more to this from my personal anger treatment.

I stll dey wait for the ones wey you wan add o!

femakins:
1. Driving on d road & all of a sudden anoda driver just enter my front as if i be mumu driver wey wan sleep for road.
2. A driver in front of U̶̲̥̅̊ who just stop abruptly without any sign to show dat he wanted to stop.
3. Okada riders alwaz trying to use every small space to go especially wen U̶̲̥̅̊ are in a hold up.
4. A driver who wanted to join d road & expecting dat U̶̲̥̅̊ must stop Fø̲̣̣я̅ him to go compulsorily in which he has no right to.
5. Female drivers who alwaz abuse other drivers immaturedly as if dem no get husband for house e.t.c.

Your 3, 4 and 5 are so annoying bro...especially number 5

mirexxx:
lol true how are u?

Am fine. Feeling happy...Friday! Weekend!!! happy weekend to u. Hope u are fine?

mirexxx:
a white dude


tired of seeing ya black faces lol

Tell me you are joking U can ask the white chics. They know better

nnamdiosu:
haaahaaaa. Omo I laughed at number four so hard. their eyes would be like .....see him, Wetin u abi. lolsss

JayJustus:
trafficker what are they trafficking?? humans, ganja

TRAFFICATOR

INDICATOR

TURN SIGNAL

OK,thx,bye

Ok, thanks prof. Na my pc cause am

KMB:
Drivers that stop right in front of you to drop or pick up passengers

This one is very annoying I tell you.

hardbody:
where do i start from? As i type, i am running late for a meeting in d mainland, my driver is struggling, quite a number of other users are behaving as if they have no where to go

They say when u are driving, take it that all other road users are mad

AyokunleRuth:
sooooooo true

Na una go first shout 'so true' but na una go first still vex wen the guy follow most of the things the Op mentioned here

chigo93:
Yea broda absence,n learn nt 2 luv her 2much

Correct man! U dey enter class

zick19:
True friends never becomes enemies.... No matter what happens between them, they will always sort it out e.g mirexxx and I

Someone opened a very reasonable thread for discussion and you are using it to seek the attention of a lady! You see your life?