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Politics › Re: Bomb Suspect Not Dead - Prisons Service by Rastamann: 11:12am On Mar 05, 2012
I hope they are not planning for his escape?
Politics › Re: S H O C K E R Governor T A Orji Has Sacked Half Of His Cabinet Member by Rastamann: 11:09am On Mar 05, 2012
Sacking is not the solution. Are these the ones that are not performing in his cabinet? He needs to be up and doing. His government needs to contribute more to the development of the Abia people. If he was a good and productive governor nobody will boo him. Nigerians should learn to take full responsibility of their actions!
Nairaland General › Re: Please Help Nairalander Perx - And She Went Home: RIP Perx by Rastamann: 9:11pm On Mar 03, 2012
May God grant the family the strength to bear the loss. Rest in the bosom of the Lord.
Politics › Re: Describe Sanusi Lamido Sanusi In Your Own Words by Rastamann: 9:50pm On Feb 29, 2012
Boko Haram(ed) maggot. A Boko haram in government House!
Politics › Re: Describe Ojukwu In One Word. by Rastamann: 9:41pm On Feb 29, 2012
A Coward who abandoned his people when the war he started was hot up!
Education › Re: Robbers Storm Some Banks At Babcock University, Carted Away Lots of Money by Rastamann: 9:38pm On Feb 29, 2012
This is a phucked up country! No infrastructures, (no road, no electricity, no portable water, no access to modern health care), no food for the masses, NO SECURITY, yet we have HIGH CORRUPTION and yet we say we have a government!

Meeeeen, am checking out of this assholed country.
Education › Re: Help! Lecturer Wants To Ruin My Life by Rastamann: 4:26pm On Feb 28, 2012
There's nothing i can say further. Lecturers are beasts in human skin. . .
Mind you not all lecturers. There are some decent lecturers and there are some who are beast like the one in this case but but with experience using force will not solve the case. The lady involved will at least have one lecture (at most a lady colleague of this randy asshole) that can confront and talk sense into this randy lecturer or more so go to your head of department and explain things to him. He know how to handle this or better-still can re-allocate you to another lecturer. I recently handled such a case and at the end the student was re-allocated to another lecturer by the veto of the head of department.
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Obj In Senegal by Rastamann: 10:57am On Feb 28, 2012
King Kong in human skin! Wetin Gorilla wan advice baboon?
Politics › Re: Picture Of Ibori- The Ogidigbodigbo Of Africa In The Klink by Rastamann: 7:28am On Feb 28, 2012
A "thief in government house"

Ibori's wife, Theresa, his sister, Christine, his mistress, Udoamaaka Okoronkwo, and his London solicitor, Bhadresh Gohil, have all been convicted of money-laundering.
Family › Re: My Husband Does Not Want Me To Work by Rastamann: 7:35pm On Feb 24, 2012
Obey ya husband as instructed by the holy book!
Food › Re: Table Etiquette- For Lefthanded People by Rastamann: 7:24pm On Feb 24, 2012
which one concern etiquette inside food for restaurant? me na only my right hand I dey use o. I go use am hold the fork and anyone wey wan stare at has the freedom to do so.
Education › Re: Ss3 Student Opts For Pidgin At Oyo Assembly Probe by Rastamann: 12:15pm On Feb 16, 2012
in my opinion, the teacher deserved every bit of the beating by that student.
There are ways to punish children without being brutal.Did you hear the boy? The teacher doubled the cane! He beat him till he fell down? is he an animal? What happened to clearing grass or sweeping the entire school yard, or detention for a couple of hours?
i accept his father went overboard.
Teachers do not have a right to beat up anyone like that!
will you becos you have a headache cut off your head?
Education › Re: Ss3 Student Opts For Pidgin At Oyo Assembly Probe by Rastamann: 12:13pm On Feb 16, 2012
I can also understand why Ibrahim Bolomope took it personal. He was a former teacher, NUT and NLC president of Oyo state.
Was the boy the only one punished? He went to call the father because he was a custom officer. What about those with no father or whose fathers are artisans? Inasmuch as I dislike the use of corporal punishment in schools, we should not support such acts of indiscipline exhibited by the boy and his custom officer father.
Romance › Re: Pls Wht's Ur Own Valentine Time Table? by Rastamann: 9:57am On Feb 13, 2012
From a friend on Facebook;

How can a girl send you boxers & expect a BB?
A tie & expect Brazilian hair?
Singlet & expect iPad 2?
Cufflinks & expect BB Porsche of 450k?
Or nothing at all & expect an expensive dinner at KFC or Chicken Republic?

, Well, The Nigerian Association of Boyfriends (NAB) says it should be trade by barter this Val Oooh.

-Boxers should be exchanged with a G-string.
-Singlet should be exchanged with a Bra.
-If she gives you roll-on, buy her "Miss Paris".
-She gives you cufflinks, give her rubber band to tie her natural hair.
-If she shows up at your door empty-handed, put NTA or STV for her to watch. Don't let her watch your subscribed cable (no free thing).
-If she asks for an expensive dinner, take her to an expensive night vigil. MFM or CAC to be precise.
-She gives you a flower, you sef give her igneous rock from Olumo(all na nature).
Politics › Re: Igbos Have Started Returning Back To Maiduguri. by Rastamann: 6:47pm On Feb 10, 2012
What do you expect from those that worship money? Even if Maiduguri is a replica of Tora Bora, you wuold see the stubborn parasites scouting for source of food. Afteral, the south east is a barren land like kalahari desert. The only business that flourish in south east is money rituals. Shocked

Those that choosed to be enlisted in the infamous Gaddafi mercenary army and fight on the side of evil for money? Pathetic!!!
You must be a fool to make this kind of statement. If you don't have anything good to say then you better shut up! Must you tribalize every issues?
Romance › Re: Help! Long Distance Valentine Dilemma, Advice Needed! by Rastamann: 7:42am On Feb 10, 2012
Send her a valentine gift. Preferably bb porche.
jah Rastafari!
Politics › Re: Reuben Abati V. Dele Momodu by Rastamann: 2:39pm On Feb 08, 2012
Well done Dele, you really hit him below the belt. But if I may ask what is Abati doing with two wives.
He dey marry them na!
Crime › Re: Nigerian Doctor Arraigned For Rape by Rastamann: 6:55pm On Feb 07, 2012
Some of the pondering questions that comes to my mind includes”

Is it possible to rape a woman without the woman resisting and shouting especially in a hospital environment that always have people around?

Why did no one in the hospital see the woman harassed when she came out and why did the woman not make an initial complain to those around or in the front desk before taking a bus to Hartford Hospital and made the complaint?

I sense that there might have been a consensual sex between them and the woman is now using it to get back to the guy.

Whichever way, we should all be careful in our dealings with the opposite sex especially when we live and work in some countries like the USA.
Music/Radio › Re: Fela’s Music Lands Man In Trouble With Soldiers by Rastamann: 11:15am On Feb 07, 2012
A
t least better than police, if na police, dem 4 don shot the guy
what is better in these men harassing and intimidating innocent Nigerians?
Family › Re: Men - Have You Ever Tried To Change Your Child's Diaper by Rastamann: 10:35pm On Feb 06, 2012
Its no big deal at all. @poster you have to learn to do it, no dey leave everything for ya wife o!
Education › Re: Death Of Student Sparks Violence In Ajayi Crowther University, Oyo by Rastamann: 10:31pm On Feb 06, 2012
Imagine!
I have told parents, instead of spending money sending your children to private schools here, send them abroad to public schools there, #500,000 a year can give u first class education in many european and american schools.
Which European or American University?

RIP
Crime › Re: Driver Kills Teenage Girl While Trying To Rape Her In School Bus by Rastamann: 1:04pm On Feb 01, 2012
Sad! may her soul rest in Peace.
Politics › Who Is Deceiving Who In Nigeria's Oil Subsidy Brohaha? by Rastamann(op): 8:44pm On Jan 27, 2012
Some of the excerpts from the House of Reps Fuel Subsidy Probe:

Farouk Lawan: what is Nigeria’s daily fuel consumption?
Dieziani: 52million Liters
NNPC: 35m liters
DPR: 43m liters
PPPRA: 24M liters
Okonjo: 40M liters

Farouk Lawan: What was the subsidy for 2011?
Dieziani: 1.4Trillion
Okonjo: 1.3Trillion
CBN: 1.7Trillion

Farouk Lawan: Can we have the KPMG REPORT?
Okonjo: I have to go through the report first
Dieziani: I have not seen the report

Farouk Lawan: What is the production capacity of our local refineries?’
NNPC: 30%
PPPRA: 20%
DPR: 13%
Dieziani: 15%

Farouk Lawan: Does Nigeria pay subsidy on locally refined Products?
Diezaini: it depends
NNPC: The lay man cannot understand how it’s done
PPPRA: yes
DPR: No

Farouk Lawan: Why is Kerosene still scarce?
Dieziani: Because its use by the aviation industry as aviation fuel
NNPC: Because there is no subsidy so NNPC overstretched its resources
PPPRA: it’s not properly deregulated

Farouk Lawan: what is the balance in the subsidy accounts?
Diezieni: it’s a virtual account
NNPC: There is no account in existence as the lay man will look at it
PPPRA: The account is a technical one
CBN: There is no account with us for subsidy
Okonjo: The account exists but not with a bank.

Who is deceiving who in Nigeria's Oil Subsidy Brohaha?
Celebrities › Re: Another Nigerian Actor, Lekkinson Dies by Rastamann: 9:00pm On Jan 26, 2012
Rest in Peace.
Sports › Re: Keshi, Amokachi Agree Pay Cut For Afcon Pundits Duty by Rastamann: 12:13am On Jan 20, 2012
Its all about money!
Family › Re: Can A Pregnant Woman's Job Be Terminated Without Any Reason In Nigeria? by Rastamann: 12:10am On Jan 20, 2012
Anything goes in Nigeria
Politics › Re: The Fuel Subsidy Removal Is Not A Bad Thing! by Rastamann: 6:15pm On Jan 03, 2012
Yes, oil subsidy removal may not be a bad thing but no Nigerian in his "right senses" will remove oil subsidy at ths time when Corruption is high and spreading; Poverty and unemployment are massive and persistent; Insecurity is the order of the day; and Majority of Nigerians are suffering and can hardly afford one square meal a day.
Family › Re: How Not To Train Your Child by Rastamann: 2:53pm On Dec 21, 2011
Mother's Love for her Kid!

No be wetin mama chop she go giv her pikin?
Christianity Etc › Re: Slaps Giving! By Bishop David Oyedepo by Rastamann: 10:11pm On Dec 17, 2011
Thou shall not judge, so let God be the judge!
Sports › Re: Yakubu Wins Eurosport Premier League Goal Of The Week by Rastamann: 4:27pm On Dec 12, 2011
Why is yakubu not performing well on national assignments??
Only few players are dedicated to national assignments. The clubs pay them more and they have to be more dedicated to these clubs. I can bet you that if any of these players get injured in the course of a national assignment, Nigeria will abandom them.

Thumps up Tak!
Politics › Re: 7 Same-sex Nigerians Demonstrate At Nigerian House In New York by Rastamann: 1:48pm On Dec 06, 2011
These guys are just looking for cheap popularity! Shame to them!

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