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Career / Re: Lady In Hijab Spotted Riding Keke Napep (Photos) by Rastamann: 3:20pm On May 09, 2019
What is wrong with this? Carry on Jooo!

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Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olounloyo: Hermadine Samlan Is A Thief, Davido's Baby Mama Amanda Stole by Rastamann: 3:16pm On May 09, 2019
This Kemi keep writing about others without anything to write about herself. Kemi, you are simply nothing to write home about!

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Crime / Re: Suicidal Man Prevented From Plunging Into The Lagoon In Leki, Lagos by Rastamann: 3:08pm On May 09, 2019
Why not let him go and rest in peace instead of these 'peaceless' environment.
Celebrities / Re: Ezinne Uche Celebrates Birthday With Colourful Stunning Photos by Rastamann: 12:19am On May 09, 2019
Must women expose some parts of their body before they can show how beautiful they are?

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Politics / Re: Buhari Said The IGP Is Losing Weight. See The Moment (video, Photo) by Rastamann: 6:56pm On May 06, 2019
Yes, the IG is losing weight because he is working very hard to curb the insecurity in the country. grin
Celebrities / Re: I Came In 40 Seconds- Bryan Okwara Reacts To Tonto Dikeh And Ex-husband's Drama by Rastamann: 5:39am On May 04, 2019
Was it not the same 40 seconds man that gave her a son?
Why did she not say all this about the young man when they were married?

All these so called yeyebrities are all fake and should hide their eyes in shame for publicly disgracing each other every time.

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Crime / Re: Neighbour Defiles 13-Year-Old Missing Girl In Lagos Hotel by Rastamann: 6:53pm On Mar 08, 2019
DID SHE CONSENT TO THE SEXCAPADE?...YES.

DID SHE ENJOY IT?...SURE.

DID SOMETHING LATER GO WRONG WITH THE INITIAL FINANCIAL AGREEMENT BETWEEN THE TWO PARTIES?...O YES!

OK, NOW WE SEE WHY SHE REPORTED TO HER PARENTS.

How can you agree to a minor's consent?

You must be out of your mind and I know you are capable of doing the same thing to a minor!

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Celebrities / Re: Richard Nnadi’s Traditional Wedding: Don Jazzy, Tonto Dikeh, Jude Okoye & Lasisi by Rastamann: 10:47pm On Feb 09, 2019
BABANGBALI:
E dey do me like sey Don Jazzy no get prick

Only in Ashawo house will u hear these:

*1. Abeg cum make I wear cloth.
2. Oga do fast naa.
3. See ds osho free man, u like better toto u no wan pay money.
4. Make am 5k nah, i go Bleep u well.
5. U neva release? Haa!!!
6. Na only Bleep u pay for oo, no dey touch my breast.
7. Bros abeg do, make i go hustle.
8. Customer, customer hw far naa.
9. Add 1k make i suck ur prick.
10. See ur small prick (chuckles).
11. Wetin naa. Since u dey do ds tin u nefa cum. Toto dey pepper me abeg.
12. Hw much u giv me wey u dey find doggy?
13. Come I will do u well 2day.
14. Abeg get up, e don do. Na so una go dey take tramadol.
15. Na ur mama leg u wan carry up. Abeg respect ursef
16. Wetin u drink come?
17. Oga ppl dey wait outside, hurry up abeg.
18. No carry dat condom comot here oo. No be me una go use do juju.
19. Na talk u wan talk abi na Bleep.
20. Hian!!! Abeg i no dey kiss.
21. Na on top 1,500 u wan change style?
22. No dey turn turn me like dat biko.
23. Oga i swear if ds condom burst u must bring money for medicine oo.
24. Oga yellow, come Bleep better toto.
25. Fine boy come naa, i will do u frm back.
26. Abeg i no dey suck prick for 2k.
27. Wait make i see dat boil for ur prick. Na so una go dey carry disease.
28. Ds one don pass short time oo.
29. Oga abeg use condom, abi u wan share goloria giv me?
30. Touching body - 200, kissing mouth - 250, suckn breast - 300, short time - 500, skin to skin- 1000. Overnight - 2500. If u wan suckn prick u add 500 extra.

Experience at the best! One gboosa for you!!!
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Celebrities Are Prostitutes – Daddy Freeze by Rastamann: 2:26pm On Feb 09, 2019
Wetin concern him for the matter? If he feels jealous, he too should become a love-vendor na! Abeg free these ladies, at least it is better than stealing pants to make money.

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Car Talk / Re: Man Uses A Rope To Pull A Faulty Car In Benin, Edo State by Rastamann: 7:50pm On Feb 08, 2019
Looks funny but risky - he can get hurt by the car running over him, lis leg or hitting other people or cars.
Politics / Re: Onnoghen: Atiku Thanks US, UK, EU, Says Not Fighting for Embattled CJN by Rastamann: 6:02am On Jan 28, 2019
Nigerian public officers are unnecessarily stubborn even when they know that they are guilty. If na Oyibo man, he for don resign tey tey!

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Politics / Re: BREAKING:"A Brazen Dictatorial Act" - Atiku Reacts To Buhari's Suspension Of CJN by Rastamann: 6:56pm On Jan 25, 2019
What else do you expect Atiku to say knowing fully well that himself and Buhari is like cat and dog in the political arena?

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Romance / Re: Curvy Pure Water Seller Twerks On Major Road In Lagos Traffic, Causes Stir (Pix) by Rastamann: 2:28pm On Jan 17, 2019
Nigerians got talent, Season twerking!
Sports / Re: China Vs Nigeria: 4 Nations Women's Tournament - 3 - 0 (Full Time) by Rastamann: 2:24pm On Jan 17, 2019
victrick105:
Is it with this leg they want to play France, Norway and Korea?
This girls will disgrace us at the world cup o!
If they can't beat China, how them wan take beat Korea and France.. Abeg, make them just siddon for here if them know say na like dis dem wan play... They are better off as local champions.

Nigeria is still depending on the "old mamas" just like we used to have the "old papas" in the super eagles. There is no good transition from the U17, U21 to the big stage. Nigerian's problem is always Nigeria!

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Celebrities / Re: Toyin Abraham Slams An Online Beggar by Rastamann: 2:05pm On Jan 17, 2019
Anything una see una go just post am for this NL! Na wa o!
Celebrities / Re: Yomi Fabiyi Forgives Toyin Abraham by Rastamann: 5:20pm On Jan 02, 2019
Reflect, be sober and get teary if necessary while making genuine assesment. NOBODY CAN EVER KNOW THE FULL GIST LIKE YOU AND I anyway.

Before nko? na both of you know wetin dey betwin una wey make the two of you dey disgrace unaself for public. Any way new year new resolution, I hope say go maintain this one o and no bi say after one month na, quarrel go start again o.
Politics / Re: Buhari Can't Mourn Shagari After Bringing Down His Government - Junaid by Rastamann: 6:33pm On Dec 29, 2018
Buhari might have stepped on many toes because he stopped the careless flow of money around these selfish and shameful individuals.
Crime / Re: Kidnappers And Armed Robbers Terrorizing Adamawa Residents, Arrested. Photos by Rastamann: 8:58pm On Dec 27, 2018
Despite all their kidnapping and Armed robbers, they all look malnourished, so what do they do with the proceeds from their notorious activities?

Bad market?

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Travel / Re: Travelers Sleep By Roadside At Abuja Airport As Staff Push Them Out by Rastamann: 4:27pm On Dec 25, 2018
This is a christmas joke, right?
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Looking For Photographer Who Captured Her Backside While Performing by Rastamann: 3:33am On Dec 23, 2018
Which photographer she dey look for?

She just wan show us say she get yash pass @TiwaSavage!

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Politics / Re: The Moment Buhari Cautioned Lawmakers As They Booed Him. Nigerians React by Rastamann: 10:41pm On Dec 19, 2018
They are all rogues, thiefs and looters. "PoliThieficians".
Politics / Re: Fani-kayode Reacts As Senators, Reps Boo Buhari While Presenting 2019 Budget At by Rastamann: 8:39pm On Dec 19, 2018
Most of the Buhari haters are those who love corruption and embezzlement like Saraki and this Fani Kolede. They are among those frustrating all the efforts of Buhari to clean up Nigeria.

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Music/Radio / Re: VIDEO: Yemi Alade – Number One by Rastamann: 3:48pm On Nov 23, 2018
All of una wey dey talk nonsense for this girl work, a begi, how many of una sabi sing like am!

make una try to appreciate her talent for once na!

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Education / Re: IMSU Stabbing & Suicide Saga: Nigerian Students And Campus Marriage, The Way Out by Rastamann: 6:35pm On Nov 22, 2018
How is this your business or are part of the Johnny just come (JJC)?

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Crime / Re: Police Frees Rapist Who Battered Victim In Ibadan by Rastamann: 9:37pm On Nov 10, 2018
Wetin person no go chop, he no dey take nose smell am. Why follow the guy go to the guy's house when you know say you nuh ready to open the kitten

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Loved Up With Chioma In São Tomé, Central Africa (PHOTOS) by Rastamann: 12:16am On Oct 01, 2018
Is he not supposed to be performing the NYSC scheme?
Computers / Re: This Schoolgirl Is Scared Of Touching Computer Mouse (Video Throwback) by Rastamann: 5:02pm On Sep 18, 2018
It is not her fault as she may not have seen one before. All she needs is education and awareness about what the mouse does.
Crime / Re: US Reporters Robbed Of Their Equipment While Filming Documentary On Crime by Rastamann: 2:29pm On Sep 18, 2018
Opiletool:
i knew before opening the thread that it would be black Americans.

Why do we always attribute negativity to blacks? the lady accomplice that got the bagwas white and not black. people of different races are all involved in crime!
Politics / Re: Osun State Governorship Debate 2018. by Rastamann: 8:50pm On Sep 16, 2018
Why would he not be absent when it is not a dancing competition?
Celebrities / Re: Pleasant Uzoma Defends Mr Ibu On One-night Stand Sex Claim By Lady by Rastamann: 7:58pm On Sep 15, 2018
Some of the price you pay for being a yeyebrity.
Politics / Re: 2019: Why Ex-generals Oppose Buhari – Gen. Jemibewon by Rastamann: 4:06pm On Sep 08, 2018
ObiOkpor:
Everyone is disappointed in Buhari and the APC...

It is only you and your likes that do feel disappointed in Buhari.

You guys forgot that for every movement towards progress there will be sacrifices. Because Buhari came in and stopped leakages in the economy and yet you people are complaining because you guys enjoyed more in the previous regimes that wasted our public fund.
Music/Radio / Re: 'AZA': Davido Ft. Duncan Mighty & Peruzzi (Video) by Rastamann: 8:13pm On Aug 29, 2018
I don't know why most Nigerians like noise pollution with this kind of song that not only noisy but um-inspirational?

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